the face of a man who just acquired a shared niece and partner in crime to annoy her uncle with for the rest of his life
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fave Ted Lasso moments 14/? : Hello Uncle Roy!
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Jamie is fully confident enough to pull of all sorts of shit.
Phoebe paints his nails with the most glitter polish ever? Great he loves them please repaint them when they chip Phoe.
Jamie! Roy and mommy said if you’re willing to put pink in your hair I can have a streak. Oh really? Bet. Jamie ends up with a pink streak in his hair that he loves.
Keeley wants to play dress up with her platonic ken doll? Yeah sure I’ll put on a skirt my legs look fabulous take a pic Twitter will lose it.
Roy is terrified at meeting Georgie as officially a boyfriend? Jamie laughs. He can’t help it. His mom loves Roy. It’s Simon he should be worried about.
The guys making a bet that Jamie looses and so Jamie has to wax his entire body? Fine it hurt but it’s not that bad. Jamie didn’t tell Roy and surprises him that night, Roy is just flat on the bed watching this Angel above him.
Jamie is still the extremely confident person he always was he’s just nice about it now.
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Jamie, handing Roy the phone: It’s Isaac, he needs help.
Roy, taking it: Just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk. We're at a parent teacher conference.
Teacher:
Jamie: Anyway, you said Phoebe is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
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I’m obsessed with this trio
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*Roy’s phone rings*
Roy: Oh, hold on. Hello?
Phoebe: Are you and Jamie gonna come up and say good night or are we just going to do it over the phone, like animals?
Roy: Good night, Pheebs.
Phoebe: Good night, Uncle Roy. Now put Jamie on, please. He deserves to be good night-ed.
Roy: Phoebe wants to say good night.
Jamie: Oh! Good night, Phoebe.
Phoebe: Good night, Jamie. *whispering* Can you bring up some chips?
Roy: Is she asking you to bring her chips?
Jamie: No... *whispering* He's onto us, I gotta go.
Roy: Go to bed, Pheebs.
Phoebe: I'm in bed, I'm just hungry!
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Texts with Phoebe
Jamie and Phoebe text sometimes.
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We’re both busy now.
How so?
Keeley’s got her own company now, so that takes up a lot of her time and focus. And we had a coach quit, so it’s now my responsibility for tactics and strategies and shi—
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Ok but how did Phoebe contact Jamie to invite him to uncles day? Did she email him? Slide into his dms using her hot moms Twitter account? Accost him in the Richmond parking lot? I need answers
I truly think Jamie has met Phoebe before (because of course he has, he hangs out with Roy all the time. Roy is constantly talking about him to the point where Phoebe has no choice but to assume Roy would want him there with him on the best holiday of the year). And therefore he has at least briefly met Phoebe's mother in past.
So probably, Roy gave Jamie's number to his sister just in case, because I like to think Roy gets paranoid over insane scenarios he's made up in his head and convinced himself could absolutely definitely happen, and Jamie is low-key his emergency contact now, and it spirals from there. Roy's brain at 3:00 a.m. while he’s getting ready to go over to Jamie's house, running non-stop like: "but what if my sister needs to call me about something urgent that's happened to Phoebe but I'm unreachable because my knee gave out while Jamie and I were jogging by the Thames and when I went down my phone flew out of my pocket and shattered along the concrete and when Jamie was helping me up he accidentally kicked it into the water? So then when she can’t reach me my sister tries to call Keeley, but of course Keeley's not up because it's 5:00 a.m. so she also misses this important call...but wait!...who do I always happen to be with who also happens to be attached at the hip to his cell phone and would never ever miss a call?" and that is how he gruffly slides his sister Jamie Tartt's cell phone number written on a slip of paper in his terrible chicken-scratch and tells her to put it in her phone contact list strictly for emergencies.
Roy's sister of course recognizes the power she wields here and abuses it immediately. amen.
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I’m really drunkso I think that Jamie really likes soft things but never lets himself have them.
Like his dad threw out childhood stuffed animals when he was back in Jamie’s life. And Jamie was crushed so from that point on he literally never let himself have anything.
But once when he was with Roy and they had Phoebe over she passed out animals to them for story time. Jamie ended up with a bear in a rainbow tutu and a skull shirt.
Phoebe fell asleep and Jamie just kept holding the bear. Roy watched and when he tugged Jamie back to his room he still had the bear.
From about that day on Roy would notice when they were out at shops that Jamie wouldn’t really look at any of the stuffies. He couldn’t figure out why until they went to Georgie’s house and he saw that there weren’t really any around. He made some guesses and figured it out and Jamie begged him not to think he was stupid or childish.
Roy of course didn’t think that, he was mostly furious at Jamie’s dad and planning on how to get Jamie a good first stuffie- he took him to a place that sells jellycats and told Jamie to pick out three, one for Phoebe, one for himself and one for Roy.
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