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[Cal sauntered down the road to Pete's house, fueled by the first full night of sleep they had gotten in a long time. They practically skipped on the way to Pete's house, picnic basket in hand. It was still fairly early so just to be on the safe side, they send him a quick text.]
Hey you awake? Today's the day!
-@calaverage
> Course im awake :)
> When r u getting here?
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"...how can you make a Caucasian look even more Caucasian?"
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We know you can be a softie. Don’t make us pull out the receipts.
Oh, you must be mistaken, my dear! I am anything but a softie
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counterpoint to yoshi ,, moomin
you look like a moomin . not in a mean way but you know . youcore
Ah— …. meh, better then yoshi.
It is… kinda cute looking.
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🎵My loneliest is killing me… AND IIIIII! I must confess! I still believe! Still believe!
When I’m with ya I loose my mind! GIVE ME A SIIIIIIIIGN!
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W̸H̸A̸T̸ ̸T̴H̸E̵ ̵S̴H̴O̸C̴K̸ ̶A̴M̷ ̷I̶ ̸L̵O̸O̶K̴I̶N̴G̴ ̶A̸T̵ ̵
MY EYES
-slams computer screen shut.-
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— imm si confusjed. hello?*. am i.talking to anywone like thais
— i jsyt woke.up
— hi??.*?
/// [ooc] : hii, i've never really had any rp blogs on any social media and im a nervous wreck lmao ///
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me and whoever the fuck this guy is??
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Imagine Husk wearing a tuxedo.
“That’d be one hell of a sight”
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What does it mean if someone that's not your child calls you "daddy"?
I'm very concerned.
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[Cal shifts in their sleep, their eyebrows furrowed with worry. They subconsciously hold Pete a little closer.]
-@calaverage (ooc - let the boys be gay one more time before tragedy/j)
[ Petes eyes flutters open, he quietly looks at Cal and smiling softly. ]
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the things hes done? what things?
ZFT BDUVBMMZ!! WFSZ!! J EPOU LOPX IPX ZPV IBWFOU SFBMJTFE J MJLF IJN J EPOU XBOU IJN UP CF EFBE!!! J XBOU UP LOPX JT IFT PL!!!
legally i cant say, but hes done some things that i very much disagree with. thats all thats important
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They’re lying on the floor.
Alastor pokes their body using one of his shadow tentacles.
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I’m back.
I snatched your clone’s wig >:3
Gimmie ideas :3
Hmm. wear it.
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55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 SODAS 100 TATER TOTS 100 FRIES 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS
100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKED 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTSA 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
HELP YAY ITS BIVEZ ^_^ (i was that split. heh!!..)
..Good lord, 100 coffees? Seriously?
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