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justharoo · 2 days
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Some whiterose sketches for lesbians visibility day (?)
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It is Pyrrha's Birthday. When Jaune asks her what she wants and he says anything, what does she ask for?
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All her friends are there too!
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muah
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fillmargarin · 2 days
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Demon Ruby and angel Weiss 😈😇
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superiorsturgeon · 1 day
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Pyrrha’s birthday
RWBYJNOR: Happy birthday, Pyrrha! 🥳
Weiss: We found that particular Atlasian chocolate you liked! 🍫
Pyrrha: Oh, you should’ve have! Where did you even find it? I thought it was out of production!
Ruby: We also got you a new cleaning kit for your spear!
Pyrrha: Thank you so much! I love it!
Ren: *sets a big wok full of spicy mistrali noodles on the table*
Pyrrha: Oh my goodness, my favorite dinner! How did you know? 😋
Nora: Here you go, Pyr!
Pyrrha: *tearing wrapping paper* It’s a jersey for the Argus Raptors! Thank you so much, Nora! And it’s just my size! 😃
Jaune: *hugs Pyrrha around her shoulder and kisses her hair* Happy birthday, Pyr! 😘
Jaune: *whispers in her ear* I’m wearing the thing under my clothes and I’ll do that thing you like later tonight when we’re alone!
Pyrrha: Best birthday ever! 😁
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bluearc009 · 2 days
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Pietro: her power cell recharge itself as she moves it's a revolution in robotic longevity.
Jaune raise his hand
Pietro: yes
Jaune: can you f# her?
Pietro:(confused) excuse me?
Jaune: can you f# her?
Pietro: no
Jaune, Ruby and Winter upset and leave
Winter: what was the point of all that.
Ruby: why build a robot woman if you can't have sex with her.
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epic-arc · 1 day
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White Knight EndGame be like:
Weiss would be lying on the bed blushing with bite marks on her body and with messy hair looking towards Jaune with a smile on her face and an expression of pleasure.
Weiss: Last night you were... Unhinged, You were like some desperate, Howling demon! You frightened me...
Jaune would be listening to that with a flushed face as he held two plates of breakfast for both of them, She would look at him now with a mischievous expression on her face.
Weiss: Do it again tonight~
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Jaune and Nicholas were fishing until Nicholas would catch a huge fish and Jaune would pull out the camera and he would have a big smile on his face.
Jaune: Alright now, Let's see. Look at the camera and say ''I got that fish!''
Nicholas: I got that muther fucking fish!!
Jaune laughed at what his son was saying but another thought came to his mind ''I'm going to kill Yang for teaching him to say that''
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Weiss and Ruby would be together drinking coffee until a thought came into Ruby's head and then she would turn to Weiss and ask.
Ruby: Hey what do you do when jaune comes back from a stressful day at work?
Weiss: Oh that's almost no problem I discovered the perfect way to calm and relax him
Ruby: So, what you do?
The scene would cut to Jaune lying in bed with a smile on his face and around him there would be several plush sea animals.
Jaune: That's life~
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blake-me-up-inside · 21 hours
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sataidelenn · 1 day
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I feel everyone here should be made aware that the fine folks over at r/fnki have taken to photoshopping Foghorn Leghorn into scenes and captioning them accordingly.
Behold:
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kamen20ghost · 2 days
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Arc prank at its fines
Where in vacuo as we see Ruby, Nora and Weiss hanging out and then jaune walks up to them.
Jaune: Ruby I have a present.
Ruby: Dope what is it?
Jaune: *Hands her a potato.* here
Ruby: *holding the potato* oh oh what?
Jaune: *waves and leaves them* bye
Ruby: *worried* oh no guys he did it again!
Nora: Monty oum what is it this time?
Ruby: he gave me a potato.
Nora: *Confused* why did he give you a potato?
Ruby: *more worried* would I be this close to tears if I knew? I mean had it bin somewhere? Did he do something to it?
Weiss: everyone calm down he’s thrown random clownery at us before we can figure this out. We just need to thing about this rationally.
Nora: for jaune?
Weiss: That’s a good point. we need to think himbosexually.
Ruby: *Looking at the potato.* guys I’m getting really hungry.
Nora: no just just just drop it
Ruby: Are you psychotic? What if it explodes?
Nora: why would it explode?
Ruby: *A bit scared* why wouldn’t it explode
Nora: *very confused* I don’t know!
Ruby: *shakes the potato* Then what good are you to me!
Weiss: He’s not evil he wouldn’t try to kill us.
Ruby: *Tears forming in her eyes.* you don’t know that.
Weiss: Another good point. Why must every male friend I have be some version of a dick.
Ruby: *Panicking.* Guys are my hands sweaty or was this potato always this wet.
Nora: Oh gods! It’s wet now
Ruby: Maybe it was always wet! I don’t know!
Weiss: good bi gods in heaven. You don’t think he?
Ruby: don’t say it whatever your opinion is I don’t want to know it.
Nora: *Faning her self.* guys I can do this. I I gotta go.
Ruby: Nora don’t you leave me here with the suspicious vegetable!
Nora: *Backing away quickly.* I love you guys I’m sorry.
Ruby: your straight inside Nora it would never work!
Nora:*Flips Ruby the finger.* fuck off!
Weiss: it’s alright Ruby I won’t abandon you.
Ruby: weiss this the fourth most terrifying potato I’ve ever held.
Weiss: *Confused* I can’t even begin to understand what that means
Ruby: Warm!!! Why is it warm now!!!
Weiss: *Backs away form Ruby.* I’ll always remember you Ruby.
Ruby: *chases after Weiss.* Weiss get your flat chested ass back here. This was not on my mod board for 2024!
Jaune: *Watching from a distance.*sometimes they do it to themselves.
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howlingday · 2 days
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Ruby: Ugh... How do you guys wear those things? You can't even run properly in them!
Pyrrha: Not at all! It took some practice, but I've ran miles in these.
Weiss: Mine are useful for combat, climbing, and style. Plus, I think I look cute in heels.
Neo: (Signs) "I just like mine because they make me feel tall."
Ruby: ...Tall, huh?
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Ruby: Hey, Jaune~! Notice anything?
Jaune: Uh...
Ruby: WHOASHIT! (Falls over)
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ryharuki · 2 days
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Jaune: I want my hoodie back.
Ruby: Well I want a baby!
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wu-sisyphus-gang · 2 days
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Jaune: Ruby should have the decency to act like she’s not a little girl anymore.
Yang: What do you mean?
Weiss: He’s saying your little sister is hot. And you know what? He’s right.
Yang: What do YOU mean?
Weiss: We’re going to bang your little sister. We’ll spitroast her.
Ruby: *walks in looking like a snack* What about me?
Yang: Nothing! It’s nothing!
Ruby: Riiight…
Jaune: See you later Rubes.
Yang: I will punch your dick off.
Jaune: And it would be worth it.
Weiss: See you Ruby.
*Jaune and Weiss leave*
Ruby: Seriously what were you talking about?
Yang: I… You and I need to talk.
*later*
Ruby: I mean… I wouldn’t say no.
Yang: At least practice safe sex.
Ruby: Sure. For now.
Yang: You used to play dolls and dress up.
Ruby: Yeah? Well now I want to play with other things.
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pilot-boi · 3 days
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TFW Jaune never got to give Ruby or Nora a ride on Juniper
He should’ve gotten to bring Juniper along to Remnant and I will die on that hill
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madmanwonder · 1 day
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Jaune and Pyrrha and Ruby were at a high-end fancy restaurant wearing the best clothes they had on them.
Pyrrha: I can’t believe that you two managed to get reservation to this place.
Jaune: Me and Rube protect the owner family from grimm and bandits during one of our mission to Vale. And he was so grateful for protecting his family from danger that he give us the V.I.P treatment for free.
Ruby: Which was nice because it mean me and Jaune can spoiled our princess to death~
Ruby and Jaune looked at Pyrrha with loving affection and Pyrrha cheeks burned red with embarrassment and happiness as she thanked the gods for giving her a second chance in life.
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