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juanarc-thethird · 2 months

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The year of the rabbit Ruby

Jaune: *He is walking with a plate of dumplings* I'm going to ask Ren if these dumplings are good or not. I don't want to look bad on the mere day of the Chinese New Year.

Without him noticing, a foot comes out of one of the rooms in the hallway he is walking and he trips over it. Dropping his beloved dumplings on the floor.

Jaune: My dumplings!!

Ruby: *Feeling bad* Sorry Jaune, I didn't know you were carrying something!

Jaune: *looking at his dumplings* It took me so long to cook them.

Ruby: I'm really sorry! I just wanted to show you a costume I bought!

Jaune: *Depress* A whole day searching and preparing the ingredients… for what?

Ruby: I will make it right! I swear!

Jaune: It's okay Ruby, you didn't know. You do not need-

At that moment Ruby had walked in front of him and grabbed his face so he could see her.

Ruby: Hey, if I say that I'm going to make it right, it means I'm going to make it right!

Jaune: *Blushing* W-What are you wearing?

Ruby: *Smiling* It's the costume I mentioned to you. Do you like it?

Jaune: *Looking at her chest*

Ruby: Jaune?

Jaune: Wha-?! Um! I wasn't looking!!

Ruby: *smug*

Jaune: I wasn't looking at your boobs! I swear!

Ruby: I think I know how I can pay you~

She moved her hand to her chest.

Jaune: What are you-!!!

She pulled down her top, revealing her perky breasts.

Jaune: *Red* Wow~

Ruby: *giggles* Honestly, my plan was to seduce you little by little until you lost control. But I don't mind going straight to the main course. So what do you say? Do you want to try my dumplings?

Jaune:....

Moments later.

Ruby: Oh Fuck!~💕💕!!

Ruby is sitting on Jaune's lap, with her legs resting beside him. Both on the edge of the bed and naked. The two hug each other tightly as she jumps. Sliding his cock deep inside her, while her thighs and ass bounce erotically like a freshly made pudding.

Jaune: *Sucking on her tits*

Ruby: Jaune, if you suck too hard I'm going to- Aahh!!!💕💕

Jaune grabbed Ruby's ass and started helping her move quickly on his member.

Ruby: Jaune wait! It's too much for me! Go slower please!💕

Jaune stares into her eyes.

Jaune: I'm going to cum a lot inside you.

Ruby: Eh?!!

Jaune: I'm going to get you pregnant.

Ruby: Wait! Hold on! This was not what we agreed to! I'm too young to be a mom! Ah~💕!

Jaune: Have my baby, Ruby.

Ruby: Don't say that! If you say that, I… I!… 💕!~

He begins to increase the intensity of his thrusts

Ruby: 💕!!Oh GOD!!💕

Jaune: Get pregnant, Ruby! Get fucking pregnant with my child!

Ruby: I will! I'll have your baby! Shoot your seed inside me, please!!!

Jaune: Fucking take it!!

Ruby: AAHHH!!💕~💕~

Jaune pulls her in, inserting his entire member deep inside her. His hot cum shoots out, filling every corner of her uterus until it completely overflows. Her orgasm is too great for her that she just hugs Jaune tightly with her arms and legs. Resting her head on his shoulder, moaning in his ear. After a moment, Jaune checks on her.

Jaune: Ruby, are you okay?

Ruby: *Tired* That *huff* was *huff* incredible.

Jaune: You look tired Why don't we rest a little?

Ruby: Yes please.

Jaune: Ok then.

Jaune moves to the center of the bed without separating from her and they lie together, she on top of him.

Ruby: I love you...💕~ *Falls at sleep*

He caresses her head.

Jaune: I love you too.

#jaune arc #rwby jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune #ruby rose #ruby #rwby ruby rose #rwby ruby #the year of the rabbit AU #lancaster #rwby lancaster #rwby jaune x ruby #jaune x ruby #jaune arc x ruby rose #rwby jaune arc x ruby rose #rwby smut #rwby lemon

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epic-arc · 1 year

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MY BABYS!!!!

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #white knight #whiteknight #rwby whiteknight #rwby shitpost #rwby meme #jaune x weiss #rwby jaune arc #rwby weiss schnee #jaune arc x weiss schnee #rwby jaune arc x ruby rose #rwby white knight

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arc-misadventures · 1 month

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Dreams Of The Youth

Young Weiss: I want to marry the, Rusted Knight when I grow up!

Winter: Are you sure you want to do that, Weiss? You never know who you might meet when you grow up. You might find someone better than the, Rusted Knight.

Y Weiss: That's not going to happen!

Winter: If you say so.

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In the Ever After

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Rusted Knight: Nice to see you again, Team RWBY, it's been a long, long time.

Blake: Jaune...?

Yang: No way...

Ruby: You're alive!

Weiss: Marry me!

Jaune: It's nice to... Wait, what?

Blake: Wait, what?

Yang: Excuse me?

Ruby: W-W-What?!

Weiss: I said I wanted to marry the, Rusted Knight when I was a kid, and the sexy bastard is right in front of me so I'm gonna marry him! You got a problem with that?!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: no...

Weiss: FUCK YEAH! I'm finally marrying the, Rusted Knight! You're also taking my last name!

Jaune: Okay...?

Ruby: The hell is going on...?

Blake: We have got to get out of this place...

Yang: Jaune Arc Schnee... Sounds nice.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #ruby rose #jaune x weiss #weiss x jaune #rwby whiteknight

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ludibriadormonoteista · 2 months

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Lie Detector

Nora: Hey guys! Guess what I just found in the dumpster! *Slams Device on the Center Table* IT’S A LIE DETECTOR!

Ruby: Wow, really?!

Jaune: Does it still work?

Weiss: *Scoffs* As if. It was obviously thrown out for a reason.

Nora: Oh, is that so? How about we play a little game to test it out?

Ren: Maybe we shouldn’t-

Weiss: HMPH! I humbly accept your challenge. Do your worst, Valkyrie.

Nora: It’s on, then! First question: Have you ever spied on Jaune while he was hitting the showers?

Jaune: HUH?!

Weiss: Wha- What kind of question is that?! Of course not!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: So it does work.

Yang: HAH! Off to a great start, Ice-Queen.

Weiss: T-That doesn’t mean anything! Never in my life have I-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Fine, I admit it! I accidentally had the displeasure of peeking on Arc ONCE!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: Just once?

Weiss: Okay! I might have run into him a few more times-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A couple more-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A dozen-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Dozens-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I did it close to a hundred times! AT BEST!

BZZZZZT!

Jaune: *shook*

Ruby: Why does it keep getting worse?

Weiss: ALRIGHT, I CONFESS! I PEEP ON HIM EVERY TIME HE’S IN THE SHOWERS!

BZZZZZT!

Pyrrha: You too? Eh-! I mean-! What?!

Weiss: OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I LIKE TO GO THERE WHENEVER HE’S NOT TAKING A SHOWER JUST TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING ONE! BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: AGH, SCREW IT! I DO IT EVERYDAY! IT’S ALL PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Ren: I think we heard enough-

Weiss: FINE, IT’S ALSO PART OF MY NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Yang: Geesh, you’d think someone would've taken a picture.

Weiss: I WOULD NEVER-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I HAVE 735 PHOTOS KEPT DIGITALLY STORED IN MY-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: ALL THE PHOTOS ARE IN FILM AND I PAY A GENEROUS SUM TO VELVET EVERY MONTH SO I CAN REVEAL THE PICTURES IN HER SECRET DARK-ROOM BECAUSE I FIND IT ESTHETICALLY MORE PLEASING! THERE! HAPPY?!

…

Nora: Looks like you’re telling the truth. Good job, Weiss! How do you feel?

*THUD*

Nora: …Alright, who’s next?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #jaune arc #whiteknight #weiss x jaune #jaune x weiss #nora valkyrie #ruby rose #lie ren #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos #This was definitely not plagiarized from youtube shorts- BZZZZZT!

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lovingdabeessss · 1 year

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RWBY MEMESSSSS

Blake I hope you’re prepared for yangs trust in her loved ones not planning on abandoning her at every second being SHATTERED cause yangs mental health is NOT surviving the news

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby bumbleby #bumbleby #yang x blake #blake x yang #ruby rose #rwby memes #summer rose #raven branwen #uncle qrow #qrow branwen #weiss schnee #jaune arc #summer up in heaven as Raven CONTINUES her bullshit after she dies #she’s got to be so pissed

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superiorsturgeon · 5 months

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Showing Affection

Blake: …and then Yang actually picked me up and carried me through the puddle! 🥰 It was so romantic~!

Yang: *flexes her arm* 😁

Weiss: Ruby actually managed to contact the cake chef my family employed in Atlas and made my favorite when I was having a difficult day. It was the most wonderful thing anyone has ever done for me!

Ruby: *blushing a bit, but proud* 😊

Nora: Oh yeah? Rennie made me a whole stack of heart-shaped pancakes! He didn’t even cut them to shape, he made them look like that in the pan!

Ren: 😌

Blake: Does Jaune do anything romantic for you, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: The other day at lunch he sorted all the most tightly-curled curly fries out of his order and gave them to me!

Blake/Weiss/Ren: …uh…that’s nice?

Yang/Ruby/Nora: *all crying* 🥹 That’s the most romantic thing we’ve ever heard…! 😭

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danurso · 5 months

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NWN Challenge

*At a nice bar in Atlas*

Ruby: You’re still dealing with the fallout of that mess?

Blake: Of course. As the head of the white fang I can't just clean up a mess and ignore what caused it and who was affected by it…..*sigh* The last thing I want is people thinking we’re slipping back into what we used to be years back.

Yang: Good thing your pops is really good at de-escalating, well that and Weiss’ PR team.

Blake: Yeah. Where is her by the way? I wanted to thank her personally for all the help.

Ruby: She said she was coming, something came up during work.

Yang: Or someone. If Jaune went to visit she might be an hour or so late.

Blake: That. . . . . . probably isn't the case.

Yang: Why?

Blake: *nods* Because she doesn't look like she just had a good time.

The trio then turned to see a familiar heiress coming in, looking like she was about to murder someone.

Weiss: *sits down on the table*

Bartender: What will it be mi-

Weiss: Vodka. Pure. And make it a triple.

Yang: Yeesh. Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today.

Ruby: What happened?

Blake: Who did you kill?

Weiss: He's not dead, the doctors said just broke a few bones.

R_BY: . . . . . . . .

Weiss: . . . .what?

Blake: . . . . .i was joking.

Weiss: Oh. . . .right. . . . .

Ruby: Wait, wait, you tried to kill someone!?

Weiss: I didn't! I just exaggerated a bit while dealing with a jerk.

Yang: What happened?

Weiss: . . . . .*sigh* I was venting to Winter about some private things about Jaune, as soon as she left an associate came in, he must've heard something about what we're talking, because as soon as we were done talking business he tried asking me out.

Yang: Doesn't everyone at the company know you just married?

Weiss: They do and he knew about it. But he insisted saying we could do something “fun” and that he could “Give me what i needed” since my husband wasn't doing so.

Ruby: Oh gods. . . . . .

Yang: Hah!

Blake: Like, I understand why that made you angry, but did you have to send the guy to the hospital?

Weiss: Not really, but i’ve been having a really stressful week and even after i said no multiple times, he kept pushing, and the moment he got too close i catapulted him out of the room with a glyph, though because of everything i miscalculated and sent him through a wall instead of the door.

Yang: *laughs* Please send me the video whenever you can! I wanna see that.

Ruby: Well, jerk aside, is everything okay? You sound like there's been stress even before that.

Bartender: Here miss. *Puts down her drink*

Weiss: Thanks.

Blake: Is everything okay at home? You said you were venting about Jaune, is everything okay between you two?

Weiss: No! The last three weeks been awful! HE has been awful!

Blake: Wait what?

Yang: Wow, That's a surprise.

Ruby: But why? What's wrong with Jaune?

Weiss: He’s been the worst! I keep having to deal with issues at the company! Cleaning the mess my father made! And then, after an awful day of work, what am I greeted with!?

Yang: A blown up house?

Blake: Another woman?

Ruby: Jaune wouldn't do that blake! Geez. . . . .Oh! Was it maybe a dead body?

Weiss: No! As soon as I come in he greets me with that stupid! Bright! And warm smile! He hugs me tight goes on about missing me soooo much! He covers me in kisses! Takes me in to show the warm bath he prepared for me! The house which is basically spotless and the dinner which was my favorite! Aaaarggh! Just thinking about it makes my blood boil! *Chugs the drink*

Ruby: . . . . . . . .

Yang: . . . . . . . .

Blake: . . . . . . . . . .that's it?

Weiss: Oh no. No no no, it gets worse. After dinner he brings me a whole cheesecake! Freshly made! And after we ate he took me to the living room and massaged every corner of my stressed body! I felt like I was melting! Oh gods the nerve of that man!!!

Yang: Wow, sounds like a nightmare.

Weiss: I know! Because it is!

Blake: *deadpan* Is it though?

Ruby: Err, Weiss? Are you sure there's a problem there? Because you make it sound like he's doing something bad but apparently he's been really sweet to you.

Weiss: I know! And it's unbearable!

Ruby: But why?

Weiss: BECAUSE IT'S NOVEMBER RUBY!!!

R_BY: Ohhhh. . . . .

Blake: He’s doing that dumb challenge too? I thought it was just Sun.

Ruby: *sigh* Nah, Oscar was doing it too.

Yang: Sounds like a headache. Lucky me and Arslan don't struggle with that stuff.

Blake: Yes, because she's not a guy, they tend to be incredibly stubborn about the stupidest things. Well, as stubborn as you can be with someone who knows all your weaknesses.

Ruby: Got him to give up?

Blake: Around a week in, would’ve been sooner if i wasn't busy with the fang. Oscar giving you trouble?

Ruby: Nope. He went for ten days straight, then he walked in on me coming out of the shower and he snapped. *Chuckles* I wasn't even trying to make him lose.

Weiss: *eyebrow twitching* Good to know I'm the only one suffering here.

Yang: Come on ice cream. You know that guy is basically addicted to you, if you give him a push in the right direction I'm pretty sure he’ll just crumble.

Weiss: And you think I haven't tried!? Skimpy swimsuits, Lingeries, Nudes throughout the day, dirty comments, cosplaying his favorite characters, offering to do the most questionable things! I used every last trick in the book and he STILL didn't cave in!

Yang: Oh, wow.

Blake: I knew he had a strong will but this is still surprising to hear.

Weiss: It's so frustrating! I get to come back home every day to the most wonderful husband in the world, who pampers and looks after me, doing everything I wish and making me the happiest woman in Remnant! And you tell me I can't ride him to oblivion after all that!? It's unfair!!! Utter Injustice!!! I wished I knew who came up with this challenge so I could strangle them until they're blue!!!

Yang: *chuckles* I can't tell if you're angrier at not getting laid for three weeks now or at him for not falling for your charms.

Weiss: BOTH!!!

Ruby: I mean, you said you tried everything but it doesn't sound like it.

Weiss: I did Ruby. I most certainly did! And wore basically anything you could imagine, I went as far as to wear things that, if images were leaked online, my life would be ruined and Blake would never talk to me again.

Yang: . . . . . . .you wore a-

Blake: *covers her mouth* Please don't, I’d rather our friendship still exist by the end of the night. For once in my life i do NOT wanna know.

Yang: *pushes her out* Wow. You really pulled all the stops.

Weiss: And it did nothing to him!!! *Depressed sigh*

Ruby: I mean, so far it sounds like all you did was dress up and act sexy to try and make him cave in.

Weiss: What else was I supposed to do!?

Ruby: Did you forget who you're married to? It's pretty easy to get him to bend and do what you want once you pin his weakness down.

Weiss: . . . . . .that sounded very wrong, especially being about my husband.

Ruby: What? I never abused that weakness mind you! He's my best friend, I could never!

Yang: Unless he has your favorite cookies.

Ruby: *pink* That's different!

Weiss: Spit it out already!

Ruby: *sigh* . . . . .fine. but he ever asks, you didn't learn this from me.

Weiss: *walks in* I’m home.

Jaune: *wearing pajamas* Hey, how was your night? *Hugs her* Everyone doing well?

Weiss: Yeah. *Kisses him* Everyone is doing well.

Jaune: I left some food for you in the microwave, wasn’t sure if you would eat out so i made something.

Weiss: It's fine, we got something to eat on the way back.

Jaune: I’ll pack it up for tomorrow then. *Walking to the kitchen* By the way, Whitley called. He said something about a guy you sent to the hospital. Is everything okay at work?

Weiss: Yeah, someone tried hitting on me earlier, and I accidentally used too much force to push him off when he tried to get too close.

Jaune: *storing the food* Ouch. Almost makes me feel bad for him. . . . .almost. *feels a pair of arms wrapping around his torso from behind.* . . . . . .Weiss?

Weiss: *inhale* . . . . . .*deep exhale*

Jaune: *serious* Weiss. . . . .that guy didn't hurt you, did he?

Weiss: *chuckles* Good to know my knight is still there to protect me if I ever need, I thought he ended up buried under my cute husband.

Jaune: Weiss-

Weiss: He did nothing, just a few sweet words which I already forgot. I just wanted to hug you.

Jaune: If you say so, then I believe you. What do you wanna do now?

Weiss: Bed. I’m tired, could you come with me though?

Jaune didn't answer, he only turned around and picked her up in his arms, making her chuckle in response, he took her to the bedroom and helped her out of her clothes and into her nightgown, and soon enough, they were both in bed cuddling.

Weiss: *Chuckling*

Jaune: What’s so funny?

Weiss: Nothing. I’m just happy.

Jaune: That's good to hear. You seemed a little stressed these last few days.

Weiss: Yeah. . . .but I'm fine now. In fact, I couldn't be happier.

Jaune: Really?

Weiss: Of course. *Hugs him closer* I’ve got a nice house, a good job, great friends and above all else *Looks up to him* the most wonderful husband in the world.

Jaune: *pink, scratching his cheek* Hehehe, I’m just doing what I can. It's not a big deal.

Weiss: It is for me. . . .for someone who grew up in a cold house, surrounded by people I couldn't trust, having someone that I can trust and love this much is everything.

Jaune: Weiss. . . . .

Weiss: You never ignore me, you always know when I'm not okay, you look after my every need, you go above and beyond to make me happy, and you know me even better than I do myself. I must've been a saint in a past life to be blessed with someone so wonderful as you are. I wanna stay like this and hold on to you for the rest of my life. *Angelic smile* Thank you for marrying me, my love.

Jaune: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Jaune: *naked on the bed and spooning her* God damnit. . . . .

Weiss: *sweaty and giggling*

Jaune: I can't believe I fell for that.

Weiss: Fell for what~? I was being honest, you know?

Jaune: I know! And that makes it even more of a dirty move!

Weiss: My heart bleeds for you.

Jaune: *groan* I was just a week away. I resisted everything you threw at me and this is how I lost?

Weiss: Yep. I thought there was no way out until a certain someone reminded me how weak you are to someone being genuinely emotional with you.

Jaune: It was Ruby wasn't it? Every time i have her favorite cookies she'll go on this emotional speech about how much it matters to her that i’m her best friend and all we went through, and when i realize i already gave her the cookies.

Weiss: I won't confirm nor deny anything.

Jaune: Ugh, figures.

Weiss: *turns to him* Oh please, you say it as if you didn't like it.

Jaune: Of course I did, I've been craving you for weeks.

Weiss: Good to hear, I felt the same.

Jaune: Just don't do that next year or I'm telling Blake about your secret costumes.

Weiss: You’re doing that again next year!?

Jaune: *chuckles* That's your main concern?

Weiss: Of course I am! These last three weeks have been hell!

Jaune: If that's the case. . . .*on top of her* Then let me take you to paradise.

Weiss: *pink* That wasn't enough for you?

Jaune: Nowhere near enough to make up for these three weeks. You gotta work Tomorrow?

Weiss: Not really, they have to fix the wall in my office so. . . . .

Jaune: Good. You won't have to make up an excuse then. Might need one for after tomorrow though.

Weiss: *red* . . . . . . .I’m in danger aren't i?

Jaune: The plan was to win the challenge and slowly ease back into routine. You tricked me into losing so now I’m giving you what you want, all of it.

Weiss: *redder* C-can we talk about this for a mome-AAHHHH~!?!?

#rwby #jaune arc #weiss schnee #jaune x weiss #rwby jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby weiss #rwby weiss schnee #rwby jaune x weiss #whiteknight #rwby white knight #white knight #rwby whiteknight #yang xiao long #ruby rose #rwby ruby rose #rwby yang xiao long #blake belladona #rwby blake belladonna

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reashot · 30 days

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Weiss Vs. Bleiss.

The Battle for the Future of the Arc's Booty.

Bleiss: Jaune is Mine Ice Bitch!

*thrust*

Weiss: He loves me first!

*swing*

Bleiss: You rejected him!

*riposte*

Weiss: Better him being with me than with you!

*flurry*

Bleiss: You! I hate you!!!

*clash*

Weiss: Well I never like you! You're not my sister. I wish you were never been born!

Bleiss: AHHHH!!!!!!

Jaune: *being tied up in a chair*

Please girls stop it. You're both sisters. You both should love each others... Eh?

Ruby: He, he, he, he, he... 😁

When the cats are fighting the Woofy comes and swipes away the cute hunk blonde.

Jess: And don't forget the cute Latina sheep...

Jaune: Ruby? Jess?

What the two of you doing here?

Ruby: You couldn't tell? 😏

And I thought you're the smart one.

Jess: We're going to take you away from here...

Jaune: Oh thank you. Maybe they would stop fighting if they notices I'm missing...

Wait why am I still tied up?

Jess: Because Jaune. We want you all for ourselves.

Jaune: ?!

Ruby: You see Jaune, me and Jess have comes to an agreement. ☺

We think we would stand a better chance if we join forces together.

Jess: As they said. Two heads are better than one...

Ruby: And because two gives better heads than one. 😈

Jaune: *shocked realization* No please!

Ruby. Jess! You don't have to do this.

Jess: *giggle* too late Jaune.

Ruby: You are so going to get so much loving from us you will forgive us in the morning. 😋

Jaune: AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*being carried to who knows where*

If this gets 100 likes I will continue this with a JaunexRubyxJess (sorta) smut.

If it gets 200 likes. I will add Bleiss & Weiss. And as bonus the two of them making up with each other.

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lord-of-rain · 10 days

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Ironwood: And that concludes the situation update. Any questions?

Ruby: *raises her hand*

Ironwood: I swear to the fucking brothers. If you suggest that you and Arc make more silver-eyed warriors again, I will shoot you.

Ruby: *lowers her hand*

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #jaune x ruby #rwbabies #james ironwood #general ironwood

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bluearc009 · 2 months

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Jaune and Ruby after their kiss

Ruby: man, I can't believe how tall you are.

Jaune:(face covered in lipstick marks) hey, I'm not that tall.

Ruby: I had to jump 9 times before I finally kissed you on the lips.

Jaune: I did offer to bend down but you said no.

Ruby: because it would have looked silly.

Jaune: no sillier than jumping nine times.

Ruby:(giggling) Touche.

Jaune: Happy Valentine's day Ruby ♥

Ruby: Happy Valentine's day Jaune ♥

This time Jaune bends down and kiss Ruby, both didn't care if it looks silly.

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Yang and Black after their kiss

Blake: sorry about that Yang.

Yang:(face coverd in lipstick marks) hey it's ok, you got a bit carried away.

Blake: no not that, I ment(pointing to Yang cleavage).

Yang look down and see a lipstick mark on her left breast.

Yang: OH that wasn't your fault, you tripped luckily for you my girls broke your fall.

Blake: Happy Valentine's day Yang ♥

Yang: Happy Valentine's day Blake ♥

Blake smile started kissing Yang again.

#jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby #rwby lancaster #rwby bumbleby #valentines day #happy valentine's day #jaune x ruby #yang x blake

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razorblade180 · 5 months

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Ruby:Hey guys! We missed you!

Jessica:Is Jaune with you?

Ruby:N-No.

Jessica:Ah….

xxxxx

Ruby:Guys we just had another crazy adventure with the Justice League!

Jaune:Did you see Jessica?

Ruby:Y-Yes…

Jaune:Ah…

Jaune:Did she say hi?

Ruby:Did I miss something the last time you were together!?

Jaune:…

Ruby:…Yes, she said hi.

Jaune:*smiles*

Ruby:*pouts*

WBY:Hehehehe

Ruby:Silence from the peanut gallery!

#rwby #jessica cruz #jaune arc #ruby rose #rwby x justice league #rwby lancaster

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juanarc-thethird · 1 year

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My sister is an angel... Right?

Jaune's apartment.

Yang: I know it's kind of silly that I feel this way because you're dating my sister. But you understand my situation right?

Jaune: Oh I completely understand you. I have younger sisters and I know how it feels when they have a boyfriend. But it is part of life. They grew up and the most we can do is trust them and help in whatever way we can.

Yang: Thank you Jaune.

Jaune: It's ok. And about your question about my relationship with your sister. Don't worry, our relationship is healthy and I always treat your sister with the respect she deserves.

Yang: I'm glad.

*SLAM!!* The door is thrown open.

Ruby: Oh Jaune, your favorite big booty goth girl is back!~💕

Jaune: *Worry* Ruby stop.

Ruby: You didn’t miss me? Do you need me to punish you?~💕

Jaune: Ruby please stop.

Ruby: Don't worry. I can take care of that~💕

Jaune: RUBY!!

Ruby: What?

Jaune: Your sister came to visit us.

Ruby: My siste-? OH!

Ruby then turns around and notices that Yang is in the room as well.

Ruby: H-Hi sis, you look... good?

Yang: *About to cry* We used to play house with dad. And now you're… you're… you're a pervert. Waaah!

Ruby: I can explain! Jaune help me!

Jaune: Do not look at me. You are the pervert in this relationship.

Yang: *Cries louder*

Ruby: Jaune!

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epic-arc · 10 months

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The Best Date Ever!

Jaune was reading a comic until he would look to his left and see ruby with a big smile on her face sitting next to him.

Jaune: Oh hey Ruby is everything okay? why are you smiling so much?

Ruby: Oh if you know jaune my birthday is coming up and I wanted to ask you for something hehe.

Jaune would think about the possibilities of what Ruby would ask him until he remembers something and gets up from his chair with an angry expression. Ruby would use petal burst standing in front of him preventing him from leaving.

Ruby: Pleaase? It's for my birthday!!!

She would make puppy eyes looking into jaune's eyes and he would blush slightly and let out a sigh.

Jaune: Alright, But only beacause it's your birthday.

Ruby: Thank you are the best boyfriend in the world!!!

Ruby will give jaune a kiss on the cheek as she leaves the library. Time would pass and ruby was sitting wearing a dress having a romantic dinner with jaune's sword.

Ruby: Hi handsome how are you?~

(Based comics done from violetmadness)

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arc-misadventures · 11 days

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Oh Look, A Wall

Jaune: Whoa… Weiss’s dress is gorgeous…

Jaune: It’s so mezmeri… (Wham!) OWW?!

Ruby: Jaune?! Are you okay?

Jaune: Oww, what did I hit?

Ruby: You walked into a wall?

Jaune: Did I really?

Ruby: Uhh… Are you sure you’re okay?

Jaune: I’m fine, my aura protected me!

Ruby: Jaune, you're talking to a wall.

Jaune: Weiss is like that at times.

Ruby: No, Jaune. You're talking to a literal wall.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Question: Is the wallpaper a series of circles?

Ruby: No…?

Jaune: Okay, I need to go to the hospital.

Ruby: Okay then…

~~~

Yang: You’re gonna kill him at this rate.

Weiss: Yeah…

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ludibriadormonoteista · 2 months

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BEFORE and AFTER II

Part 1 here.

Before:

Jaune: *Yawn* Man. This Vytal Tournament sure got me tired. I hope my Team doesn’t mind me taking a nap this early in the-

*SCHWING*

Jaune: *With a Saber Pointed to his Face* …Noon.

Winter: Mr. Arc, I presume.

Jaune: T-That’d be me! Wait, were you just waiting for me by the dorms?

Winter: That’s classified. *Sheats Saber* Winter Schnee. Atlas Specialist. I have come to discuss matters pertinent to you regarding my sister.

Jaune: You’re Weiss’ sister?! Uh-! I mean-! We’re good friends! Yeah! Though I guess you could say we started off on the wrong foot…

Winter: Quite the laughable understatement, Mr. Arc. For you see, Weiss has detailed in her letters many instances where you publicly harassed her with your feeble attempts at courting her.

Jaune: Hey, I wasn’t harassing her-

Winter: In case you were not aware, Weiss is a very prominent figure in Atlas, and as such, receives multiple solicitations from wealthy suitors on a daily basis. Men with far more ambition and talent than you could ever hope to achieve in your life.

Jaune: Now, wait a minute. Just because I’m not rich, that doesn’t mean I’m not up to snuff.

Winter: Is that so? *Raises a Folder* Because this extensive background check I have on you says otherwise.

Jaune: Extensive what now?

Winter: *Reading* Lack of proper education. Zero prior experience in the field. And absolutely no training to speak of. The best I could find were your admission transcripts, which were all filled out using crayons for whatever reason.

Jaune: I had run out of ink, okay?!

Winter: SILENCE! If the circumstances were any different, I would have you placed under arrest and locked up in the remotest cell in all of Solitas! However, doing so now would violate the Vytal Treaty amongst the Kingdoms. So instead, I will advise you to recognize my authority next time you elect to threaten the sanctity of my dear little sister again. Verstehst?!

Jaune: Y-Yeah- I-I versteht(?) that, alright!

Winter: Splendid. I will be watching the tournament for the remaining of its duration. It would do you well to know your place in the meantime. That will be all. *Marches Away*

Jaune: T-Thanks, have a great day! Hahah... *Nearly Faints* Oh dear…

After:

Yang: Alright, VB! You’ve got nowhere to run!

Jaune: Knock it off, Yang! You’ve been chasing after me all morning! Can we please talk about this?!

Yang: Nuh-uh~ Ruby’s biological clock is ticking, and I’ll be damned if I let the Rose Bloodline end here!

Jaune: Don’t you think this is moving things between me and Ruby a little too fast? Can’t we at least settle for a date first?

Yang: Oh, I’ll arrange you a date, alright… WITH HER WOMB-! *Encased in a Block of Ice*

Jaune: …What just happened?

Winter: *Descending with her Maiden Powers* That should hold her for a while. Imagine my surprise it was just you two causing a ruckus around Vacuo. For a moment I thought Salem had arrived.

Jaune: Oh thank goodness! It’s you, Winter. Sorry for all the trouble, Yang and I had a disagreement and-

Winter: Never mind all that. I was actually meaning to talk to you privately about something.

Jaune: Really? Is it a mission?

Winter: In a manner of speaking, yes. Ever since you and your friends came back, I have been worried about Weiss’ sake. To think I once thought to have forever lost my sister to that blasted abyss…

Jaune: …Winter?

Winter: *Harrumphs* Alas. I have been thinking about your actions back at that bridge. You fought tooth and nail to protect Weiss despite your shortcomings. Believe me when I say you have shown yourself worthy of my sister’s hand and affection.

Jaune: Oh… Wow! Thanks, that’s a… That’s a lot to take in. I’ll be sure to think about it.

Winter: What is there to think about?

Jaune: …I’m sorry?

Winter: You misunderstand, Mr. Arc. I am not merely granting you my blessing to date Weiss. My sister deserves the best, and as your commanding officer, I demand that you provide the best for her.

Jaune: Uh…

Winter: FURTHERMORE! You are to, effective immediately, seek to copulate with my sister for the betterment of the Schnee Bloodline!

Jaune: EH?!

Frozen!Yang: !!!

Winter: With your Aura and Semblances combined, your firstborn will become a key component to winning this war, as well as generating the perfect heir to uphold both our families’ legacy! Of course, I do not plan on holding it against you in the events Weiss explicitly decides to have more children-

Jaune: Okay, STOP! Full stop! Demanding that I hook up with Weiss is already one thing! But you cannot in good conscience order me to sleep with her! She’s your sister, for crying out loud!

Winter: Exactly! She is my sister, and I intend on getting her the perfect husband! I was foolish to dismiss you before, but not anymore! Now come with me!

Jaune: H-Hey! Just hear me out for a second! What I’m trying to say is-

Winter: THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH! I will ask you one last time to not make this more difficult than it has any right to be! You can come along willingly, or I can drag you out by force! EITHER WAY, YOU WILL BE IN MY SISTER’S ARMS SOON ENOUGH!

Jaune: Y-You’re not serious, are you?

Winter: *Saber in Hands, Winter Maiden Powers in Full Effect* I WILL NOT BE DENIED OF MY FUTURE NIECES AND NEPHEWS!

Jaune: …I should get back to running.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #winter schnee #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #ruby rose #lancaster #ruby x jaune #jaune x ruby #whiteknight #weiss x jaune #jaune x weiss #yangposting

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zexapher · 1 month

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A Fond Farewell

With Rooster Teeth beginning its draw down, an era has truly passed. The company has lasted more than two decades. 18 (soon 19) seasons, five mini-series, and cameos and references in Halo itself for Red vs Blue. 9 volumes alongside two movies, a chibi series, Ice Queendom, and its own games for RWBY. And so much more beyond that, RT Shorts, podcasts, Achievement Hunter, The Slow Mo Guys, and on and on. That’s a lot, especially for a little startup launching off a web series. I was listening to “This Isn’t Goodbye, It’s See You Later” by Richie Branson while I was making this little memorial post. It’s a song made for another Rooster Teeth show, Camp Camp, and I have to say it’s some very appropriate music for this moment.

The day the news dropped, I wrote up a little comment in response to Rooster Teeth beginning its closing down, and I thought I’d share some of it here. I grew up with Rooster Teeth, a bit of a cheesy line I know, but it’s true for a lot of us. I was just a little kid way back in the early 2000’s, a kid that liked Halo (a game I didn’t even own for a long time, but played at a friend’s house), and was just getting curious about what I could find about it on YouTube. And that brought me into the world of music videos and skits and montages made for that little game I liked.

From there, I discovered a small web series called Red vs. Blue. I’d sneak onto my folk’s computer to watch it since they didn’t appreciate the language, and in doing so I dipped my toes into the wide world of the internet for the first time. As I got older, I eventually hopped onto Reddit for its discussion threads of Rooster Teeth’s latest show, RWBY. I began my first in-depth fandom interactions, speculating about the show, enjoying the flood of fanart, even got into fanfics about RWBY (those fics have had their own amazing evolution alongside the show) and to this day it’s the fandom I’ve followed and bookmarked the most fics from. All the while I was making friends and bonding with people through the community this company and its shows have created.

Watching the shows and people grow over time was, looking back on it, just like watching myself grow. I was never really a social media/internet kind of guy, until it came to Rooster Teeth. The shows, shorts, podcasts, it all opened up a whole new world for me. It’s sad to see it coming to a close, and I hope it gets picked up in the future. But I’m happy, too, that it’s left so much behind, and had such an impact on me. It’s left me with so many good memories. Rooster Teeth, its shows, those that created and worked on it, and above all the community around it will always have a special place in my heart.

So, I bid a fond farewell to Rooster Teeth and its crew, and anyone who may drift away from the fandom in time. I wish you all the best.

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