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starredfishing · 3 months
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check out how many painful memories of their beloved teammate i can make these guys carry
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linkman447 · 5 months
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Professor jaune
Yang: so I heard port retired
Blake: that is the rumor going around
Weiss: about time if you ask me that old blow hard
Ruby: your only saying that because he scolded you on our first day
Below them team jnpr consisting of Joan arc, Pyrrha nikkos, Nora valkyrie , and lie rin (jaunes baby sister and tend a girl)
Joan: oh I know completely who it is
Nora: oo oo tell us fearless leader
Joan: nope I promised I wouldn’t and you know us arcs and promises
Weiss: more like you don’t know and are trying to look cool
Joan: hey why don’t you shove it ice queen
Ruby/pyrrha: play nice you two
The door at the front opens and all attention was on who enters a tall man with a helmet on
???: ok students Butts in seats, my name is jaune arc
Joan: see ice queen
Weiss just huffs
Jaune: I’ll be teaching you Grimm studies as well as helping in the other classes of the first years
Yang: he’s going to be a hard ass isn’t he’s probably hideous under that helmet
Joan: you wanna bet
Yang: your on
Jaune: are you to done, Joan don’t think just because your my baby sister I’m going to go easy on you
Joan: jaune take that stupid helmet off you look ridiculous
Jaune: but mom said I need to look intimidating
Joan: take it off
He sighs but relents grabbing the sides of his helmet and pulls up to reveal a handsome late 20’s blond man with his hair pulled into a ponytail and a nicely trimmed beard
Yang: 🤤🤤🤤🤤😳
Blake: *internally* humina humina humina
Weiss: oh my *my daddy issues*
Ruby: hmmm you look like my dad *oh gods I’m a sick perv like Blake*
Pyrrha: *pyrrha arc, no arkos ya that’s it
Nora: oh my gods you wanna arm wrestle
Rin using her semblance to keep herself in check: n-Nora please
Nora: awww ok
Jaune: ok then back to the lesson
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brokentrafficknight · 3 months
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I'm sure there's a ship name for them and I just don't know it
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novankenn · 29 days
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The Day After... Everyone is Irish
Weiss was trying to talk with Pyrrha as the Mistralian Champion waited outside JNPR and RWBY's dorms for the return of her partner, and his sister.
Apparently even though their name was Valian in origin, the pair of fraternal twins through their mother's side was predisposed to celebrate the 17th of the third month...
Pyrrha: I'm sorry, but...
Weiss: Are you worried about that dol... I'm mean Jaune and his sister? They are old enough to take care of themselves.
Pyrrha: But they've been gone since yesterday morning. I'm wo...
Jaune/Joan: (drunkenly singing... LOUDLY) What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning!
Pyrrha: Jaune? Joan?
Weiss : are... are they STILL DRINKING?!?
Jaune and Joan stumbled about arms over each other's shoulders, each holding a bottle of... something... probably highly alcoholic
Jaune/Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!
Joan: Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Early in the morning!
Wiess / Pyrrha: ...
Jaune/Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!
Jaune: Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Early in the morning!
Jaune/Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!
Joan: Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Early in the morning!
Jaune/Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!
By this point the intoxicated pair have reached the stunned Weiss and Pyrrha. Joan sticks her tongue out at Jaune and then shoves him off to stumble into Pyrrha... who he grabs by the waist and starts spinning her around as if dancing...
Pyrrha: EEP!
Joan: Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Early in the morning!
Jaune/Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!
Weiss: Unhand me!
As Jaune continued to spin and sway with Pyrrha, Joan stumbled over and scooped Wiess into a princess Carry, and began to spin about with her... all the while the pair continued to sing... drunkenly and loudly...
Jaune/Joan: That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning!
The pair split off each moving towards a different dorm...
Jaune: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!
JNPR's door slams shut.
Joan: Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!
RWBY's door slams shut.
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/==/ I know I'm a day late, but... Happy Saint Patrick's Day! /==/
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Jaune Arc’s Lucid Dream
770 yen (tax included) ($5.17)
Apricot syrup + soda + lemon + golden straw
"A golden apricot soda, sparkling with Jaune’s leadership!"
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innerlmnt · 11 months
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farsight-the-char · 8 months
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I Wonder....
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What would Happen?
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If Jaune Alter?
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darksaiyangoku · 3 months
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RWBY x Garo: Into the Fire
Where there is light, shadows lurk and fear reigns. Yet by the blade of the knights, Mankind was given hope.
A crowd booed and jeered, pelting Jaune with stones, dirty clothes and rotten fruits and vegetables. He could do nothing but grit his teeth and bare the pain as he was dragged across the streets by the inquisitors of Vale. Small tears were forming in his eyes and his face tensed from trying to supress his sadness. He felt like a failure. It was only his second mission and he had already made a mess of things. His "trial", if you could even call it that, didn't allow for him to defend himself. Every lord and lady threw accusations of witchcraft against him, for which he could not rebuff thanks to the sways of the young priest, Cardin Winchester.
The inquisitors stopped in the middle of the city and dragged Jaune up to the pyre, bounding him up tight. Walking towards him with Cardin, dressed in a wine red robe and a a golden emblem of the cardinal bird on his back.
Cardin: *smiles sinisterly* Good people of Vale, we have gathered here today to witness justice! *points to Jaune* What we have here is a witch! A heretic servant of the Grimm sent here to uproot our peaceful lives and bring damnation upon us!
The boos of the crowd grew louder. Jaune hung his head, not wanting to face the humiliation.
Cardin: Thanks to our fine inquisitors, we have captured the witch and now, we shall send him back to the depths of hell where he belongs! *turns to Jaune* Do you have any last words to say before we cleanse you?
Jaune glared at Cardin, his eyes bloodshot with anger. Cardin simply smirked and lit the pyre with a torch. Jaune heard the cheers of the crowd as sweat began dripping from his skin and the heat was becoming intense. His lungs were filled with the toxic smoke and he coughed violently. It was pitiful. Jaune couldn't believe that he was dying like this. Suddenly, the cries of a horse alerted the crowd and a woman riding on horseback leapt into the town square. She quickly dismounted and, using only her fists, started to beat down the inquisitors one by one. Cardin drew his knife and tried to attack, only to be disarmed and knocked down. She turned to the pyre and raised her hands, splitting it so that it wouldn't crawl to Jaune. Walking up to him, she cut open the binds and caught him as he fell into her arms. With a sharp whistle, she called her stallion and jumped into him, riding off with Jaune in toe.
They rode for an hour until they stopped at the woods. The mysterious stranger dismounted again and let go of Jaune, who was still in shock at the whole ordeal.
Jaune: Um, thank you mademoiselle. Not many people would've raised their arms to save someone like me.
Stranger: Well unlike them, I actually have a heart. Watching an innocent die like that is sickening and the fact that they have the nerve to cheer about it. *clenches fist*
Jaune: I am truly grateful. *bows* May I ask your name?
The mysterious woman unhooded herself, revealing light tanned skin, luscious golden blonde hair and bright eyes that resembled the lilac flower. Jaune immediately stood back, in awe at her stunning beauty. She gave him a warm smile and reached out to touch his hand.
Yang: My name is Yang Xiao Long. You could say I'm a kindred spirit of sorts. *shows Jaune a necklace*
Jaune: *eyes wide* T-That's a necklace from the Makai Order. Y-You're a Makai Knight?
Yang: *nods head*That I am. From now on, your life is mine and my life is yours. *touches his hand*
Jaune felt a warm sensation course through his body. Not one of hatred and death like the fires from the t,ial. but a soft and gentle warmth that reminded him of his role as a protector of mankind. From her pockets, Yang handed him another necklace. It was a golden yellow pendant in the shape of a burning heart. Jaune smiled and held the pendant to his chest. His will to fight had returned.
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vint-knight · 1 year
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"I shall not be afraid" Joan of Arc
Since V9 has ended I wanted to share this Ascension piece that I finally got to finish and Jaune rising up to be a better version of himself (I know this didn't happen exactly as I thought it would but still it's cool)
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sniperct · 1 year
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me in 2013: so when does jaune get lit on fire?
me now:
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doomatnight · 3 months
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Saphron gets a call that her sister Joan is visiting with a girlfriend. She is excited to see her again but is also wary of the girl her sister brings.
Sure enough she is right to worry as not only does Joan have the same taste in dark skinned girls like she does but there is something about Emerald that makes her uneasy. Still her sister is happy and she is happy for her.
Even if they can be loud at night.
Content: WLW Goodness :) also Gender Swap
Saphron was certainly worried about Emerald at first but she was happy that Joan found herself a cute girlfriend. The two sisters were more similar than they had realized.
Especially with their noise level. Saphron couldn’t help but to hear the moans and screams of pleasure from her sister at night, only stopping when she assumed the two lovers switched positions or stopped. It reminder her when she first dating Terra.
Good catch Joan, making your big sis proud.
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mat2modblog · 10 months
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Yea I have no idea where I was going with this...
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novankenn · 30 days
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We have Trouble!
Nora: Pyr! We have a problem!
Pyrrha: Nora? What? How?
Nora: What do you mean how? We have a prob...
Pyrrha: But you're the one usually causing them!
Nora: First. Not always. Two, way to type cast Pyr!
Pyrrha: I'm sorry?
Nora: Neither here nor there. We have a problem... and it's with Jaune!
Pyrrha: JAUNE? What happened? Is he okay?
Nora: I'm not sure.
Pyrrha: Nora?
Nora: Well he went to a bar to meet his sister, because it's some sort of special day for him and his family, and he invited Rennie...
Pyrrha: Is this all about Jaune having a few drinks? What is he drunk?
Nora: Um... well... kind of... but not really...
Pyrrha: Nora?
Nora: Well... heandhissistergotdrunkandthengotintoabarfightwithsomemistrailiangangstersandrengotinvolvednowtheyarewagingwaronorganizedcrime!
Pyrrha: huh? Again and at half speed... please?
Nora: He and his sister got drunk and then got into a bar fight with some mistrailian gangsters and Ren got involved ... now they are waging war on organized crime!
Pyrrha: Huh... I... huh...
Nora: Pyr-Pyr?
Pyrrha: I... I've got nothing.
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izlaniusliddel · 1 year
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A Cry For Help PT1
Joan followed Pyrrha as she opened the door leading out to the roof. "Pyrrha, I know I'm going through a lot right now, but, I'm not that depressed, I could always be a farmer or something." Joan said looking down at the ground below them, they were so high up that the few students that out at this hour seemed little more than ants from the little rooftop. "NO," Pyrrha shouted hugging the blonde girl and pulling her away from the edge and turning Joan to face her, "That's not why I brought you up here," she let go of Joan, her cheeks turning almost as red as her own hair. "Joan, I know that you're having a difficult time in class, and that you're still not the strongest fighter," that last part only made Joan feel worse like she really wasn't worth it like she really was just a fraud especially coming from Pyrrha it made her want to curl up into her hoodie and cry, "So," Joan's thought was cut off "I want to help you." Pyrrha finished "What?" Joan asked, "We can train up here after class, where no one can bother us." Pyrrha said with a little bit of hope in her voice, secretly she just wanted to get closer to the blonde and having developed feelings for the knight loving her clumsy and airheaded nature. "You think I need help?" Joan said trying to hide the hurt that only bled out into her words, Pyrrha caught onto this and quickly stuttered "N-No, that's not what I meant." "But you just said it." Joan looking down at their feet. "Joan, everybody needs a little push from time to time, it doesn't make you any different from the rest of us," Pyrrha started trying to talk the blonde up "You made it to Beacon, that speaks volumes of what you're capable of." Joan turned away, that last part stung her to her very core, it was only a second before she responded but it felt like an agonizing eternity before she responded, "You're wrong," Joan said, again gazing down at the people on the ground below, she sighed "I don't belong here." "That's a terrible thing to say of course you do!" Pyrrha stated fully believing her words, Joan turned around her face looking almost angry. "No I don't," she stated seriously before sighing and looking back down at her feet, "i wasn't really accepted into Beacon."Joan turned to look at the people below "W-what do you mean?" Pyrrha reached her hand out to the blonde but she just snapped and spilt her guts to her partner "I mean I didn't go to combat school, I didn't pass any tests, i didn't earn my place at this academy, i lied!" she turned around "I got my hands on some fake transcripts and I lied." she was on the verge of tears now,Pyrrha was stunned to say the least this girl that was leading he and the rest of her team and that she was now falling head over heels for, lied? "W-what, but why?" "Because this is what I've always wanted to be, my mother, my father, my grandfather and his father before him were all warriors, they were all heroes," Joan was now full on crying "And I wanted to be one too, I was just never good enough." she gazed back to the people below. Pyrrha walked over to her and placed a hand on the blonde knight's shoulder. "Then let me help you," "I DON'T WANT HELP, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS, I WANT TO BE THE HERO!!!!" Joan snapped and turned to face Pyrrha, her eyes filled with angry, sad, and ashamed tears "Joan,I," Pyrrha started only to be cut off by the blonde "I'M TIRED OF BEING THE LOVEABLE BIMBO STUCK IN THE TREE WHILE HER FRIENDS FIGHT FOR THEIR LIVES! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! IF I CAN'T DO THIS ON MY OWN," Joan grabbed her arm and looked away from Pyrrha, from her partner, from her eyes, her disappointed eyes. "then what good am I?" the last part of her sentence was more like a whisper. Looking at the pain she was in,Pyrrha would be lying if she said it didn't break her heart, and she wanted nothing more than to comfort the knight, hug her, hold her, tell her that everything would be okay, she went for it she tried to pull Joan into a hug, but, Joan pulled way "Just, leave me alone, okay?" Joan said,
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darksaiyangoku · 6 months
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RWBY: Grim Tales
Into the Metaverse
Jaune, Yang and Sun sat atop the rooftop of Beacon Academy alongside their "cat" companion, Morgana.
Sun: So then, Leader, we gonna venture into the Palace today?
Jaune: Mmhmmm. We have 2 weeks to steal Cardin's heart. Let's make it count.
Yang: Do we have an infiltration point set?
Mona: That we do. I sketeched out a map of the castle *shows crudely drawn map* and there doesn't seem to be any guards around the back. We can sneak in through the kitchens.
Jaune: What were you doing in the kitchens?
Mona: Never you mind! Come on, let's get going! *eyes sparkle* I can practically taste the treasure!
Yang: Easy there, kitty. *chuckles* There's more than enough time to nab the treasure. First, we have to weaken Cardin's defences.
Jaune: You got that right, Yang. *gets out scroll* Everyone ready?
Sun/Mona/Yang: Ready!
Jaune: To the Metaverse!
A black and red distortion overcame them and the 3 hunters were transported outside a gaudy looking castle. Jaune wore white armour with golden accents and a red mask, Yang wore an orange biker jacket and white mask and Sun wore a blue nan quan and green mask. Together with Mona, the three of them leaped into action. They ventured into the Palace, taking extreme measures not to be seen or heard. Each of them hid behind armoured statues, peeking every so often to check for an armed guard. Suddenly, one manifested in a puff of black smoke and walked forwards and backwards.
Yang: *peeking from statue* What do you think? Should we go for it?
Sun: Definitely. Be ready to give the signal.
Jaune: *nods* Begin ambush.... now! *leaps behind the guard* Show me your true form!
Jaune tore off the mask of the guard, revealing the nature of the Shadow. He leapt off and came face to face with 4 Pyro Jacks, impish Shadows with a face resembling a pumpkin and dressed like old magicians. Sun, Yang and Mona joined Jaune by his side.
Sun: Any strategies?
Jaune: Let's try using our weapons. These guys aren't much of a threat *draws sword and attacks*
Yang: Works for me, hiyaa!!! *punches Shadow*
Sun: *twirls staff and thwacks Shadow* Batter up!
Mona: Meeeeeeow!!! *slices Shadow*
Jaune: Damn! They're not going down as easily as I thought!
Yang: Huh? But how? Last time we were here, these pumpkins could go down with a single hit!
Sun: Cardin must've enhanced them somehow? Plan B?
Jaune: Guess I have no choice. *takes off mask* Persona!!
A ghostly figure appeared behind Jaune, a redheaded woman adorned in silver armour and wielding a thin sword. She was Joan of Arc.
Joan: Joan, slice them to pieces!
The Persona nodded and raised her sword, slashing at the Shadows until the crumbled tl dust.
Yang: *claps* Whooo!!! We're unstoppable!
Mona: Yeah! Victory!
With the first group of Shadows killed, Jaune smiled and ran towards their next goal. His heart raced with determination. Cardin will soon be facing his day of reckoning.
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