Ruby:*looking at cameraman* You know in the show how we ham up the fact Blake likes fish? Well actually.... *points behind her*
Blake:*stuffing down sushi roll*.....What?
Ruby:Absolutely nothing changes. That sushi bar is her playground.
Nora:Aye cuz, you ready for your big scene!?
Penny:*getting face painted* Time to die! Wooo!
Nora:Woooo! *whispers* she’ll be back. Ssssshhh!
Blake:Now most people might think Yang and Adam would cause some friction offset with all drama in the show. *looks at food bar*
Adam and Yang: *dancing while eating doughnuts*
Blake:*snickering* They are the biggest clowns here. Ruby, come get your sibling before they choke!
Ruby:Real or fake one!?
Weiss:*balancing on chair* Boom! Told ya I could do it. All balance baby.
Yang:This her fifth attempt. Please tell me we got the second one on film?
Weiss:So Blake, What is wro-aaah! *smacks against the door.*
Yang:*wiping her tears* God that was hilarious. Her body just went wham!
Weiss:Psssst! Look at this bitch over here. Practicing for his debut.
Whitley:*reading his lines*......!? *flips her off*
Weiss:*smiles* He’s gonna do great.
Whitley:Imma steal all your light. *smiles* They’ll make me the new ‘W’ for RWBY.
Weiss:Brothers, I tell ya. I don’t know if he’s more annoying on or off set. Got a whole ass trailer with his name on it. Such a diva. I’m so proud.
Ruby:I just wanna say I’m the greatest sister ever. I got connections and influence so... *points to set*
Ruby:I got her a small part. Got siblings all up through this set.
Adam: *chilling on a roof* I actually earned my part!
Ruby:Somehow! “PerFect! SeT THe ChARgeS!” What kind of line delivery!? Hahaha!
Coco: “YaNG! IS tHat yOu!?”
Adam: “YAng!? Yaaaaaaaannnnnng!”
Ruby:*red* Shut up!! That was my first read and I was younger!!!
Weiss:Your mom kidnapped me!?
Yang:You kidnapped her!?
Raven:And proms tomorrow!? Yes I kidnapped her! I’m a god damn bandit!
Yang:*keeping it together* Y...You fiend! How could...hehe. H-How.....
Raven:*snickering* You...you good?
Raven:I don’t know!?
Pyrrha: You know I asked my girlfriend is she ever misses me on set. *smiles* Smart ass said if I did then you’d be alive.
Cinder:*barges in* Am I wrong though!?
Emerald:You just can’t go to Vacou! Cinder-
Mercury:Forget about her. You’re backing the wrong horse here. She doesn’t care! See ya around Em. *kisses her and walks away*
Emerald:......*looks at camera, then the hall* Di..he didn’t realize..?
Tyrian:I don’t think he has!
Mercury:*walking back* Did I just kiss you?
Emerald:*holding laughter* Took you long enough! It’s only been what fans wanted forever! Eight volumes Mr.
Mercury:*face palming* My bad everyone.
Tyrian:I was just stunned! I thought I missed part of the script! Couples, focus man! I know you love your girlfriend but I need ya too hate her a bit right now!
Emerald:*laughing* Please put this in features!
Oscar and Neo: *flossing off camera*
Salem:....Fuck *smiles* Damn you two! Let me be serious!
Ren:You cheated your way into Beacon!
Jaune:And you cheated on Nora!
Ren:IT WAS ONE TIME! *hits bike* I WAS SO AFRAID, AND YOU WERE SO WARM!!!! *tears up*
Yang:*Amazed and confused* And the plot thickens!!!
Oscar:James, you need to calm down. Now I know you miss Oz-
Ironwood:I miss no one. *shoots Oscar* No one.
Ozpin:*off screen* Nooooooooo!
Oscar:I’m not upset you left. I’m upset you came back.
Ozpin:Fine I’ll go get some milk and cigarettes. Shit, wanna be alone so much.
Oscar:Oh my god hehe...d-dad no! Wait! Haha c-come back! What do I tell mom!?
Jaune:And that was the last time Ozpin ever showed up.
Cinder: You know I hope I get another fight scene with you Jaune.
Cinder:You know, took your partner’s heart and rearranged your crush’s guts. *smiles* Jealous?
Jaune:This is who I deal with off set. Cinder unchained. Witty as hell.
Penny: *dancing with Oscar*
Nora:You know...starting to think my cousin wasn’t excited to comeback for me. Fine, I’m not salty. I bet Cardin would love to come back. Get the whole family up in here.
Ironwood:Making progress? *strokes beard*
Watts:......Huh? Oh are we filming!?
Ironwood:Oh my-yes! Haha! For like a minute.
Watts:My bad, zoned out.
Ironwood:Man is just stroking his mustache out of character as guns are pointed at him! *nudges him*
Watts:I..I got nothing. *face palms*
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