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sarahshoots1st · 2 months
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 9 months
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Willow: (trying on new lingerie) I’m not sure about this, Kali. Aren’t I too old to be wearing stuff like this?
Kali: Absolutely not! Plus, why not wear something that makes you feel sexy? Now, let’s see it!
Willow: (steps out of the bathroom bashfully) Well, how do I look?
Kali: (whistles) I almost feel like I need to ask Ghira for forgiveness later. You look amazing, Dear!
Weiss: (walks in) Blake, I don’t know why you need me to search your room for- (sees Willow, gasps, and covers her eyes) MOTHER!!!
Willow: Weiss?!?! Why are you here?!?! You’re supposed to be on a mission!!!
Kali: (cackling)
Weiss: I’m leaving! Oh, my God! No!
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iamafanofcartoons · 10 months
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@tabbytabaxi's betta videos and shopping-addicted Penny.
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howlingday · 1 year
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Time Travel AU with Winter? She also got the maiden powers so things are bound to get wild, no?
Winter: I have returned.
Ironwood: Winter?! What is the meaning of-?!
Winter: (Raises hand) Silence, fascist!
Ironwood: (Frozen in block of ice)
Winter: Now, where is the punch bowl? I require refreshments of the fruitest of beverages.
Neptune: Uh, over there, Miss.
Winter: ...Thank you. You shall live one day more.
Winter: Everyone else, you are on thin ice.
Yang: I thought I was the one who made puns?
Blake: Other people can, too. In fact, other people should.
Yang: So harsh. You probably need a cat-nap, don't you?
Nora: What's she talking about?
Blake: Yeah, Yang, what ARE you talking about?
Yang: Ah, crap... Well, uh...
Winter: Your friend is a Faunus.
Nora: Really?
Blake: What the hell?!
Winter: Now, if you wish to keep your little secret, you will kiss for me.
Yang: Well, if you say so~.
Blake: Ugh...
Winter: Not you two. You two!
Nora: Huh?!
Blake: What?!
Winter: Yes, you two! Make out with each other, for my amusement~.
Blake: I-I'm not going to-
Winter: Do it, or the bunny dies!
Velvet: Where did you come from?! Blake, help!
Blake: I-
Nora: Uh, just think of something pleasant!
Blake: What? Nora, I don't- MMH!
Winter: Yes... Just like that~.
Velvet: (Drops) Oh, thank god...
Jaune: Velvet! Are you okay?
Velvet: I'm fine. I-
Winter: You, in the dress! Come here!
Jaune: Me? No! You hurt my friend!
Winter: So brave, and so noble, yet so graceful and beautiful. Yes, you are perfect.
Jaune: Perfect? Perfect for what?
Winter: To be my bride, of course!
Jaune: Be your what?!
Winter: Yes, it will be a beautiful Atlesian wedding, set in the dead center of billowing snow and chilling wind.
Pyrrha: Jaune, is everything okay?
Jaune: You're crazy! I'm not marrying you!
Winter: Oh, and on what grounds do you- Hohoho... Of course, how foolish of me to make a wife of a husband.
Jaune: Huh? Uh, yeah, I guess.
Winter: Then we shall exchange words no longer. You there, Nikos!
Pyrrha: Eh?!
Winter: I wish to ally myself with you so that we may share the same lover.
Pyrrha: I don't- What?
Winter: If you agree, then I shall allow you to continue your affections with your husband, and I shall only bear mine when you have completed yours.
Pyrrha: What do you mean?
Winter: Share Jaune Arc with me, and I shall simply warm your shared bed whilst you are away.
Jaune: You're insane! There's no way Pyrrha would agree to-
Pyrrha: DEAL!
Jaune: PYRRHA?!
Winter: Excellent! Our triad of lovers shall be established in the coming post-autumnal season.
Jaune: I- what?!
Pyrrha: She means winter.
Jaune: What?
Winter: Me. I am Winter. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must speak with the music man. (Turns) YOU THERE, DISC JOCKEY!
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lethiepie · 1 year
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Since greekfire won the RWBY crack ships bracket, I made a collab with @alevianhwolfe (twitter) and drew this two pieces based on her one-shot “Our Hands Are Reaching”
Make sure to check it out! 🥹🤍
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sunnysunsins · 17 days
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RWBY kill count
Soooo we all know a lot of people have died over the span of the series. So i took it upon myself to count them up. All of them. Yes, the nameless grunts and dead bodies in the background. Yes, the ones that no way in hell would survive something like what happened to them. Every single death in this series.
This originally was a doc, but tumblr doesn't allow those, so i'll put all the research under the cut. And it's long, so buckle up.
Rules: 1. Dead person has to be shown on screen (off-screen deaths counted in rare circumstances - heard them, heard about them and details of their death enough to count). En-mass kills are counted up depending on previous scenes of this group and logic. I only count what i see and can logically assume from what's on screen and told by dialog.
2. Aura exists, so most fighters are assumed to survive unless the person doesn’t have active aura or there’s no way in hell someone survives that.
3. Salem «deaths» will be counted, but with an asterisk*, since immortal. Same for Ozes, we see an Oz - we count him, since we know all of them are dead by nature of reincarnation - an exception to «death off screen» rule. 4. Book information included as much as possible since i haven’t read them lol
5. Ascension is counted with an asterisk*, as it is death of self and rebirth into a new form (same as Oz, in a way). +intention of the characters ascending will be counted.
The count:
Volume 1:
Ep 16: 3 WF members (by Penny yoinking/slicing ships)
(total - 3)
Volume 2:
Ep 1: Tukson (shot by Mercury)
Ep 4: 32 car drivers (flipped into air by Roman, They’re civilians in cars, doubt they lived through that, not with 5 flips)
Ep 11: 12 WF members (thrown off train by RWBYO. Grimm and/or explosions got them if they didn’t die on impact)
(total - 45)
Volume 3:
Ep 7: Marcus Black (killed by Mercury)
Ep 9: Penny (acc. kill by Pyrrha), 12 atlesian pilots
Ep 10: Brawnz, Roy, May (killed by grimm), 1 man killed by Adam
Ep 11: Roman (swallowed by gryffon), Amber (shot by Cinder)
Ep 12: Ozpin (burned alive by Cinder), Pyrrha (shot by Cinder)
(total - 22)
Volume 4:
Ep 2: 3 villagers, 1 huntsman in Shion (killed by bandits, grimm)
Ep 10: An Ren (crushed by the house), Li Ren (killed by Nuckelavee)
(total - 6)
Volume 5:
Blake short: Ilia’s parents, 1 known dust mine worker (died in a dust explosion)
Ep 2: Percy the pilot, at least 3 more mistral pilots (woman said “everyone, abandon the ship” before it blew up from lancers), Pilot boi (died on impact), Sienna Khan (stabbed by Adam)
Ep 5: Ghira’s messenger (killed by Yuma)
Ep 8: 1 WF member, 2 guards
Ep 10: Fennec (crushed by balcony/blown up)
Ep 13: Vernal (bled out)
Ep 14: Lionheart (stabbed by a seer)
(total - 16)
Volume 6:
Adam short: 1 human man (by Adam)
Ep 1: 7 WF members (Adam’s hissy fit), Dee (mauled by grimm)
Ep 2: Mistrali woman (by Cinder)
Ep 3: 3 ancient warriors, Salem’s father, 1st gen humanity (163 shown), 4 daughters, *Salem: 5 *Oz: Ozma (x3), Ozma 2.0, old man, drunk, inventor, mustache, hermit-wizard, King of Vale (total 10)
Ep 5: 12 dead people (drained by Apathy; 2 corpses shown, 11 houses in the village, “it’s the same in every house”)
Ep 6: Dead huntsman (drained by Apathy) Ep 7: Tock (beheaded by Maria)
Ep 10: 1 Argus cct tower worker (killed by Adam)
Ep 12: Adam (stabbed by Blake & Yang, fell off a cliff)
(total - 208, 212*)
Volume 7:
Ep 2: Person Tyrian killed (seen blood, implication is clear)
Ep 3: Forest (killed by Tyrian)
Ep 6: 9 thirsty moms (killed by Tyrian)
Ep 12: Clover (stabbed by Tyrian)
Ep 13: Fria (passed away)
(total - 13)
Volume 8:
Ep 1: Councilman Sleet (shot by Ironwood)
Ep 6: Madam, step-sisters, Rhodes (killed by Cinder) Ep 7: ~ shown 303 atlesian soldiers (crushed by grimm army. There were a lot more, but those were shown stomped through)
Ep 8: 1 pilot (blown up by grimm), Hound faunus (finished-off)
Ep 9: 306 dead bodies, Hazel (blown up by Oscar) *3 Salem kills
Ep 13: 13 people (blown up by Cinder), 17 atlesian compound technicians (killed by Cinder, Neo and Watts), Jacques Schnee (blown up by Ironwood)
Ep 14: Vine (blown up by IW’s bomb and Harriet’s stupidity), Penny (mercy-killed by Jaune), Watts (burned alive), Ironwood (died on impact)
(total - 652, 655*)
Volume 9:
Ep 3: 2 toy soldiers* (beheaded)
Ep 4: Herbalist* (taken by the Tree)
Ep 5: Hawker (eaten by Jabberwalker) Ep 7: 15 paper pleasers*
Ep 8: Little* (stomped by Neo), Ruby* (suicide-ascended), Neo’s parents (killed by Neo and Roman, bodies shown in picture)
Ep 9: Alyx (killed by Cat)
Ep 10: Cat (eaten by Jabberwalkers), Neo* (ascended)
(total - 5, 26*)
TOTAL
Named characters/shown deaths/significant deaths: 71
Background | logic deaths: 907
*Salem: 8
*Oz: 12 (3 shown)
*Ascensions: 21
All people (no *): 970
Full total: 998
You may have noticed that i did not include Summer. Bc we still have no fucking clue what happened to her actually. We can speculate, but that's it. At that point last spring maiden has more reason to be added to the count than Summer. Once we find out what happened, she will be added. And if we add them both, the count will be a shiny 1k. I also didn't count the Jabberwalker bc it's unclear if Neo killed it or just made it serve her and the real one is among her copies. You can add 1 to the count if you wanna count it.
Deadly volume order: 1 -> (9) -> 4 -> 7 -> 5 -> 3 -> 9* -> 2 -> 6 -> 8
Murder board:
Cinder: 39
Neo: 19^ (personal 2)
Tyrian: 12
Adam: 11
Salem: 7
Penny: 3
Mercury, Ironwood: 2
Pyrrha, Maria, Blake, Yang, Oscar, Jaune: 1
Grimm: 29
And that's that. Fuuuun. Now let's hope for good future for RWBY and hope in future volumes we can get the count even higher. Though i doubt anything will pass v8 now, not with that battlefield bloodbath.
Thank you for reading till the end. Leave your favorite and least favorite death scene in the comments and nothing else, to confuse people. Not your fave dying, but the scene itself. Like, i don't care for Vine at all, but his death scene was beautiful. An then there's Ozma, who should've worn a mask and could've prevented the world from ending.
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bofor-fh77b · 1 year
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Weiss is a Paradox map game enjoyer and convinces the gang to play HOI3
Weiss, as the USSR: I'M GONNA RECRUIT MILITIA! I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! The spirit of communism will save this nation!
Blake, as Germany: *kek*
Jaune, as England: You're actually supposed to defend your nation weiss
Weiss: D DAY! D DAY D DAY D DAY!
Jaune, as England: You're actually supposed to defend your nation weiss...
Weiss: DAS WAR EIN BEFEL! how did this happen...
Weiss, at Yang, who's her second: HOLD YOUR FUCKING UNITS! why are my units retreating in... FUCK OFFF!!!!
Blake: look how many units I just encircled
Weiss: of course you got it... BECAUSE I CANT FUCKING RETREAT MY UNITS!
Ruby, whos Hungary: I think she might have a heart attack
Weiss: HOLD THE FUCKING LINE! REEEEEEEEEEE! REEEEEEEEEEE!
Weiss: Fuck off Blake... Fuck off, YOU FIVE EYED MOTHER FUCKER!
JNRBY: *keks*
Nora, as Japan: you want a hug Wiess?
Wiess: FUCK OFF!!
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Nora calling out Ironwood on his paranoia, stubbornness, and constant mistreatment of Mantle.
Ironwood apologists: Ironwood is under a lot of stress, its his badly written semblance, Blake and Yang are helping a terrorist, he was badly retconned into a cartoon villain.
Its like anything a male character says is defended to the point of worship, while anything a woman says is ignored or twisted.
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heliosthegriffin · 2 years
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Inter-tribal relations
“Is anyone else concerned?” Weiss asked with pursed lip to the rest of the table, occupied by the rest of Team RWBY.
Ruby balanced a pencil on her nose, Yang played some game on her scroll, and Blake read through a trashy magazine.
“About what?” Ruby asked innocently, still balancing the pencil.
Yang looked up from her game, searching for fire and/or danger, but finding none went back to her game.
Blake however, responded. “Not really,”
“But, I am, though, I am greatly concerned.” Weiss said looking quite nervous.
The pencil dropped from Ruby’s nose and hit her in the right eye, she yelped and fell backwards into the floor.
Blake flipped a page in her trashy, terrible magazine. “You shouldn’t be, everything’s fine.”
“I really don’t think it is!” Weiss stood up, chair skirting behind her, pointing out of the library window at a small hut in the courtyard. “There’s a actual village out there!”
Blake flips a page. “Yes, and everything is fine, Weiss.”
Weiss scowls, still gesturing to the hut. “Team JNPR has been living out for weeks, they’re devolving!”
“Shouldn’t have lost the key to they’re room.” Yang said, turning with her scroll, as if that made her a better player.
Ruby got up from the floor. “They’re poor weapons! Stuck and alone, all by themselves!”
Weiss walked over to the window, observing the coming and going from the hut.
Ren was smoking fish, and Jaune was doing a rain dance to mixed success.
Pyrrha and Nora were gone though, likely on another hunting trip.
“This isn’t ethical,” Weiss moaned.
“What isn’t ethical, is how short they’re pelts are, hot-damn!” Yang said leering at the two.
“I wouldn’t worry about them Weiss, they haven’t even reach the bronze age!” Ruby cheerfully looked at her. “They’re no threat till they’ve at least reached the iron age, we live safely for another day!”
“I wouldn’t say that Ruby,” Blake stood next to her, inspecting the set up in the courtyard. “I spot a couple snares, a tiger trap, and what looks to be a log connect to a trip wire, and they’re location is situated in a way to optimally fend off invaders. I’d say they’re just about leaving the stone age.”
They’re was a yelp, and cry of fear. “Ren help!”
“How?! You helped me build these things!”
“I slipped while doing my rain dance! Help me, Nora actually put Tigers down here!”
Ruby looked at Blake smugly. “You were saying?”
Blake looked back at her. “That was Jaune, it was bound to happen.” She points back out. “Look, he’s even tamed the tiger now.”
The tiger had some how managed to get out of the pit, Jaune hanging from it’s jaws. It settled down next to the fire, and started grooming him, Jaune’s face contorted in pain from a barbed tongue that could lick paint off a wall, but unwilling to upset the creature.
Ruby hufffed. “Whatever, girl.”
“Hey!” Yang got they’re attention. “The girls are back! Damn, those pelts are just as criminal on them!”
Returning to the tribe from the woods, was Pyrrha and Nora, holding a stone tipped spear and a large club respectively, with Nora taking the lead and gleely skipping over the traps, with Pyrrha carrying something slung over her shoulder.
Weiss’s eyes went wide. “Do they have a war prisoner?!”
Blake nodded. “Yes, it would seem, so. Not uncommon for primitives to take captives to replenish low numbers, mostly to kidnap brides. Or for skilled workers.”
“That’s Velvet? That’s Velvet.” Yang asked, then confirmed, as Pyrrha roughly tossed Velvet before Jaune. Nora tried to pet the Tiger, only for it to hide behind Jaune in fear. “I heard her team got locked out of they’re room too, did they raid Team CFVY’s camp?”
Blake nodded. “It seems so, how interesting, I heard they had subjugated and assimilated team NDGO, so I assumed they were in a more powerful miltary position, especially after they raised Team CRDL’s camp to the ground.”
Weiss watched in horror as Jaune nodded appreciatively, leading Velvet into the hut. “We need to call the teachers!” Making to leave.
Only for Blake to grab her by both shoulders, stopping her in place. “And who are you to play god?! This must play out as nature intended, otherwise they’re culture will never achieve apotheosis!”
“Blake, you’re scaring me!”
“Hey!” Ruby called them back to the window. “Look, he’s showing her how to use the pottery wheel.”
Weiss felt a flush of embarrassment, as like Ruby said, Jaune was indeed just doing that.
They had brought a pottery wheel out of the hut, and Jaune was showing Velvet how to use it. The girl picking up the skill quite fast, seeming to also enjoy doing it, with Jaune helping to correct any flaws he picked out.
Ren, then came over with a fur-pelt with the word JNPR on the back, dropping it in Velvet’s hands, then pointing at the hut.
“They have a tribal identity! Fascinating!” Blake pounded her hand into her palm.
Weiss started to inch away, only for Yang’s iron grip to keep her in place. “Wow, look at that! We’re going to see a raid!” Pointing out a glow in the woods, where a warparty, consisting of Team CFVY at the back, with a collar team’s NDGO and CRDL at the front.
Coco barked out a harsh order, then sent them CRDL first, the team of boys running forth into traps, quickly being taken out by them, but exposing them at the same time.
Another bark, and Team NDGO was sent forth, wiping on the rest of the traps, before Coco, Fox, and Yatsuhashi charged forth.
Pyrrha and Ren chucked spears at them as they charged forth, while Nora threw boulders at them.
Jaune just started rain-dancing harder.
Velvet contently kept making bowls and vases.
The tiger was hiding in the hut.
“Alright, this is definitely against the rules!” Weiss shouted.
“I know, it’s awesome, right?” Yang asked Ruby, who nodded her head aggressively.
“OH! First blood!” Ruby cried out, as Yatsuhashi fell, Nora jumping into the air and striking him in the temple with her club, the giant falling back with a crash that sounded more like a tree falling then a human, as he tumbled back into a pitfall.
Only for a boulder to be sent to greet Nora, sending her flying into the treeline and out of the fight, from Coco.
Pyrrha and Ren teamed up on Fox, the blind-fighter more than holding him own, but eventually overwhelmed before Coco could assist him.
Before they could celebrate a victory, a rock hit Ren in the head, sending the ninja into unconsciousness.
Leaving Pyrrha and Coco to circle each other as the last combatants.
Pyrrha holding her spear in both hands, while Coco was spinning a sling in her hands, tossing a handful of rocks in the other.
An epic battle ensuing between the two tribal champions, Coco rapidly shooting rocks at Pyrrha, only for her to block them with her spear.
Charging forth, jabbing at her with the spear, but Coco deftly dodging, then grabbing the spear, lifting the spear and Pyrrha up into the air with one arm, then pulling her down.
Punching in the face with a cry that could easily be translated to, ‘This one’s not metal, bitch!’
Finally, Coco walked over to Jaune, the man dancing as fast his leg could go, still rain-dancing.
The tiger jumped out of the hut to attack Coco, only to be backhanded with no second thought.
Coco loomed before Jaune, reaching out to grab the blonde.
When Jaune finished his rain-dance, panting and out of air, falling to his knees.
Coco laughed.
Then the sky split open, rain coming down in sheet, thunder rolled violently, and a spear of lightning came down.
Hitting Coco head-first.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Coco proceeded to break the world-record for most consecutive lightning strikes in one minute.
Weiss looked out at the battlefield shocked. “What just happened?” Ruby swearing as she paid Yang twenty lien.
Blake nodded her head. “Divine providence, Jaune honored the gods and they favored him, pretty simple really.”
Ruby looked at Blake. “They cheated! Coco was totally going to win! No one said they were a part of this!”
Blake shrugged, then gestured to the sky. “Take it up with them, if you have a problem with it.”
Ruby pulls out Crescent Rose. “I will then!” She pointed the rifle at the sky. “Fight me,” The sky remained raining. “Unless, you’re a bitch!” The sky rumbled dramatically.
A angelic sniper-rifle peered out of the clouds, angelic laser-sight aimed at Ruby, who had a brief moment to express regret, before a arrow of light struck her head, knocking her out.
Yang cradled Ruby’s unconscious body. “I will avenge you, Ruby!” The dot realign on Yang’s head.
Yang slowly put her hands in the air. “On second though, revenge is over-rated, and she had it coming.”
“Traitor,” Ruby coughed.
Yang dropped Ruby. “You brought this upon yourself.”
“Look!” Blake said excitedly. “They’re integrating the losers into they’re tribe! How fascinating!”
Down below, Pyrrha was gleefully jabbing a annoyed Coco with her spear, as she was forced to make arrow heads and slings, as though that would get her to work faster.
Nora was riding on Yatsu’s shoulder a crude plough attach to his waist, using him as a beast of burden to overturn the courtyard’s soil, Team’s Cardinal planting seeds in his wake.
Ren was strictly monitoring team NDGO on how to sew, cook, and clean. Smacking they’re hands with a branch when they messed up, and glaring at them if they got disobedient.
Fox was assisting Velvet at the pottery wheel.
And Jaune? Jaune had fallen unconscious after dancing for twelve hours, stealthily being whisked away by Messengers of the Gods to be taken to the heavens.
Weiss looked to Blake, horror and confusion in her face. “What’s your stance on in intervention on Divine Intervention?”
Blake wiped away a tear. “May the dead rest in peace.”
Ruby leered with Yang as they watch him being pulled into the heavens. “I can see up his furs.”
“Nice~,” Yang nodded.
Weiss sighed, and walked away, absolutely done with this madness.
It was time to take a nap, walking to her dorm.
Scanning her scroll, when a look of horror overtook her.
‘Error, unable to unlock,’
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madmanwonder · 2 years
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How Jaune think he looks:
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How he actually looks:
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lordofwought · 2 years
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Winter Schnee of knowing Jaune Arc for about a entire Week
Jaune: HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME GET HER OFF ME!!!!
Winter: MARRY ME GODDAMNIT!!!!
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sarahshoots1st · 2 months
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The Grimmslayer
Rage like roses.
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goldenamaranthe-blog · 10 months
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Warning: there be adult themes!
Ruby: Yang, I need some advice.
Yang: (goes big sister mode) What's up, Rubes?
Ruby: (whispers) howdoifuckweisssowellherlegsshake?
Yang: What?
Ruby: How do I fuck Weiss so well her legs shake?! It's our one year anniversary and I want her legs to quake like leaves in a hurricane! I want her to not walk tomorrow!
Yang: First, I'm so proud of you. Second, you don't want to stop there.
Ruby: I don't?
Yang: Nope! (Claps Ruby on the shoulder) Dear sister of mine, let me tell you a secret.
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Yang, Ruby, and Blake sitting in a Cafe getting coffee, tea, and sweets.
Ruby: (scroll pings) Oh, it's Weiss. (Puts call on speaker)
Weiss: RUBY ROSE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?!?!?
Ruby: What?! What did I do?!
Weiss: First, my legs wouldn't stop shaking until 3 AM this morning, then I was late to work because I couldn't walk!
Yang: (snickers)
Weiss: NOW I'm trying to scrub a blood stain out of my good skirt because my period started early!
Yang: (howls with laughter) Atta girl, Ruby!
Weiss: Oh! Yang, you brute! I should have known you had something to do with this! Ugh! I'm hanging up! (Click)
Blake: You told Ruby how to fuck Weiss into starting her period early, didn't you?
Yang: I did. And I could not be more proud.
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iamafanofcartoons · 3 months
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RWBY Crack and Vines by Anny Gomez aka @s-assy-girl
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP7XEQGogbg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHoZGDWxMPk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=74nh2nBfefk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6aDCBUTpdo
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superfrostydrawing · 11 months
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*sips mug* Stupid thought, but.
If Whitley was a fanfic writer, hypothetically speaking, do you think he would be the kind to apologize when he delays in updating a new chapter? kind of doubt it but think of this happening:
“Hello guys, sorry it took so long to post this. My whole life has been a mess lately and I‘m struggling to recover from the apocalipse and my home country falling from the sky. I’ve had to go to several funerals this past few weeks, including two of my family’s and there’s never-ending stuff to take care of. I’m honestly so stressed right now, but I promise to come back soon with a new chapter.”
What do you think? crack responses only.
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azaleamint · 1 year
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Here’s another one of my crazy crack ships
Roman Torchwick and Summer Rose.
I know Summer and Roman have never interacted in the series, but the idea of summer and Roman having a secret Romeo and Juliet romance or Gwen and Kevin from Ben 10 alien force is. Like the two meet each other when summer is back at Beacon Academy as a student, and Roman is just starting with finding his way through the criminal underworld.
I just love it when the hero falls in love with a villain, and the villain falls in love with the hero. That stuff just gets me.
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I can just imagine it now summer trying to convince Roman to do Good And Roman is reluctant to do so at first, but slowly over time, just slightly, it starts to sway to the side of Good just lightly, though.
And the entire time, Qrow goes into overprotective brother mode and wants to strangle Roman , but he doesn’t because that would make summer sad.
Neo was initially jealous, but after seeing how the summer made Roman so happy, she backed off.
I even got the perfect ship name for it, summerwick.
I even drew a little picture of them together 
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