#rwby elderbird

[c0rbin-bird]

i can explain i swear

Yang: "What was your favorite thing to do when attending Beacon, Dad?" 

Taiyang: "Making out with your mother." 

Yang: "Jesus, Dad, I did not need to know that!"

#rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #rwby taiyang #rwby yang #yang xiao long #taiyang xiao long #rwby elderbird #taiyang x raven #rwby phoenix #i was editing something and then this came onto my mind #before you ask yes elderbird is always on the mind because comfort ship and characters #why am i making more incorrect quotes i suck at being funny #we'll never know ig

[tyforestposts]

What Your Favorite RWBY Ship Says About You (with a dash of salt)

Why? Because I felt like it. Inspired by that one guy on YouTube who talks about ships in various shows. I haven’t watched his RWBY one, so I don’t think I have to worry about mimicking what he said in that video.

I try to be as unbiased as possible, but there’s only so much I can do if a ship is problematic or if the shippers can be really distasteful a lot of the time. There’s a reason the subtitle “with a dash of salt” is there.

Also, I don’t think I got every ship name right, so feel free to correct me if I got the name wrong. The wikis weren’t exactly helpful. Hope you enjoy!

WhiteRose (Ruby x Weiss): Your favorite relationship dynamic is “negative friends to lovers”.

Bumbleby (Blake x Yang): I know there’s a chance you’re a respectful person, but there’s also a good chance you like rubbing your ship in people’s faces.

Ladybug (Ruby x Blake): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of two main characters who don’t interact.

Freezerburn (Weiss x Yang): Your favorite relationship dynamic is the “composed character and hotheaded character fall in love”.

Monochrome (Weiss x Blake): This is basically the same as WhiteRose, but taken up a notch.

Enabler (Ruby x Yang): You probably still headcanon that Qrow is Ruby’s real dad just so this is just a bit less incestual.

Arkos (Jaune x Pyrrha): You just wanted good things for Pyrrha. Press “F” to pay respects.

Renora (Ren x Nora): This is basically the same as Freezerburn, but taken to both extremes.

FireFox (Coco x Fox): You’re always a slut for one interaction saying all you need to know.

Cinnabun (Velvet x Yatsuhashi): Your favorite relationship dynamic is “bodyguard falls for who they’re guarding”.

Crosshares (Coco x Velvet): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of fashion.

Simple Souls (Ruby x Ozpin): You probably relate to Ruby and think Ozpin is hot, which is fair, but I should still hit you with “FBI, OPEN UP!!!”

Ozglyn (Ozpin x Glynda): You also think Ozpin is hot, but you have your limits.

BlackSun (Blake x Sun): Your favorite relationship dynamic is “the edgy character falls for the sunshine child who just wants to bring them happiness”.

IceBerg (Weiss x Neptune): Your need for a healthy relationship is outweighed by your love of flirty boys.

Lancaster (Ruby x Jaune): 50% of you are here because your favorite dynamic is “friends to lovers”, while the other 50% of you are here because Arkos sank into the dark depths.

SeaMonkeys (Sun x Neptune): You probably saw two male best friends interacting once and looked WAY too deeply into it.

WhiteKnight (Jaune x Weiss): You like the dynamic of BlackSun, but just want to add a touch of tsundere.

Tauradonna (Blake x Adam): You don’t want to touch the canon with a fifty foot pole.

DragonSlayer (Jaune x Yang): You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma.

RoseGarden (Ruby x Oscar): You just want good things for Oscar. And really, who wouldn’t?

KnightShade (Jaune x Blake): You like the dynamic of BlackSun, but think that Sun went a little TOO far.

ElderBird (Taiyang x Raven): You’re probably still under the assumption that Raven did nothing wrong.

RoseThorns (Taiyang x Summer): Your need for complicated storytelling is outweighed by your need to keep things simple.

Taiqrow (Taiyang x Qrow): You just want to fuck dads.

Cloqwork (Qrow x Ozpin): I’m not sure if you want to fuck dads, but you definitely want to fuck father figures.

Grandmasters (Ozma x Salem): This is just the same joke as Taiyang x Raven, except taken to the extreme.

Snowbird (Qrow x Winter): Your favorite relationship dynamic is insult-based... but just to be safe... “FBI, OPEN UP!!!”

Hummingbird (Qrow x Summer): You... are Ruby Rose.

NOW HAS A PART 2!

#rwby #whiterose #bumbleby #ladybug #freezerburn #monochrome #enabler #arkos #renora #cinnabun #crosshares #ozglyn #blacksun #iceberg #lancaster #seamonkeys #whiteknight #tauradonna #dragonslayer #rosegarden #knightshade #elderbird #summerlovin #taiqrow #cloqwork #grandmasters #snowbird #hummingbird #if you guys have any better ship names i’ll be glad to hear them #no offense to anyone im just trying to be funny with various results

[carlottastudios]

Question for my fellow RWBY fans:

Do you like these ships?:

White Knight (Jaune x Weiss)

Renora (Ren x Nora)

Blacksun (Sun x Blake)

Combat Goggles (Neptune x Yang)

Rosegarden (Oscar x Ruby)

Elderbird (Taiyang x Raven)

Snowbird (Qrow x Winter)

If you said yes to the above, then I highly recommend you check out @rwbyhusbands. They’ve got some funny content for all of these ships and take requests and prompts via ask. If there’s a comedic couple scenario you’d like to read these couples act out, send it to them via their ask box! Also, they’re just a pretty nice person overall.

Check them out!

#rwbyhusbands #shoutout #Behold My Beautiful Little Brain Child (my original post) #Literally Everything Else (other)

[c0rbin-bird]

taiyang don’t sing it

Raven: Is about to leave the house on a snowy day Taiyang: Runs over to the door and places a hand on the door to stop Raven from leaving Taiyang: B A B Y I T ‘ S C O L D O U T S I D E ! Raven: I’m sorry, what? Yang: EVERYBODY DUCK AND COVER YOUR EARS!

#rwby #strq #rwby raven #rwby taiyang #rwby yang #yang xiao long #taiyang xiao long #raven branwen #raven x taiyang #taiyang x raven #phoenix #elderbird #rwby phoenix #rwby elderbird #rwby incorrect quotes #rwby incorrect ship quotes #ALEXA HOW DO YOU BECOME FUNNY #where are the nearest how to be funny lessons #whos funny i dont know her

[c0rbin-bird]

Valentines Day :)

Taiyang: Raven, do you know what today is?

Raven: Valentines Day?

Taiyang: Yup, I got you something as well! Taiyang: pulls a flower bouquet out for Raven Raven: Right... I got you something as well. Taiyang: Really?? Raven: gives him the corpse of a dead squirrel  Taiyang: Raven what the fuck is this? I mean, I-I love it! T-t-thank you so much Raven! 

#rwby #elderbird #phoenix #rwby raven branwen #rwby taiyang xiao long #taiyang xiao long #raven branwen #rwby incorrect quotes #team strq #rwby raven #rwby taiyang #im not funny at all im sorry

[c0rbin-bird]

how many kisses would i get if i were to jump off this cliff????

Taiyang: Hey Raven! How many kisses would I get from you if I jumped off this cliff??

Raven: None, I’m not kissing your dead corpse.

Raven: walks away

Taiyang: … :(

#taiyang xiao long #taiyang rwby #raven branwen #raven rwby #phoenix #phoenix rwby #elderbird #elderbird rwby #rwby incorrect quotes #rwby #team strq #rwby taiyang xiao long #rwby raven branwen #im still not funny at all #when will i ever get funny #how do i actually become funny i wonder

[carlottastudios]

What's your favorite rwby ships? Mine are rosegarden, white knight, blacksun, renora, snowbird, jaded, combat goggles, gelato, and Raven x Tai.

Rosegarden: CHECK

White Knight: Check

Blacksun: DOUBLE CHECK

Renora: CHECK

Snowbird: Check

Jaded: Check

Combat goggles: Check

Gelato: Check

Elderbird (Raven x Tai): Check!

That is 9 checks. We have 9 ships in common. 9!!! That is wild!!!

Admittedly, not all of these are my favourites, but they’re all high up on my list. My favourite ships are my OTPs, which I absolutely refuse to ships against, and they are as follows: Renora, Blacksun, Rosegarden and (drumroll please for my absolute favourite) OzGlyn.

But now I have a question for you: Where have you been all my life?!!!!

#when you find someone who has the same 9 SHIPS AS YOU!!! #WHAT IS THIS!!! #Behold My Beautiful Little Brain Child (my original post) #Curious Hybrid Brain Child (my ask) #Literally Everything Else (other)