Mercury: Say goodnight, kid!
Ruby: Jaune!
Jaune: (Kicked in the back, Gunshot) AGH!
Mercury: Hmph... Nothing personal ki-
Jaune: THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Mercury: Huh?!
Jaune: My back was in so much pain and you fixed it!
Mercury: Ah, dammit...
Jaune: Whatever you want, I'll give it to you. Name it and it's yours!
Mercury: (Groans) Fuck me...
Jaune: (Blushes) W-Well, if that's what you want...
Mercury: Wait, what'd you say? I wasn't listen- MMPH!
Jaune: (Makes out with Mercury)
Mercury: (Grunts protest, Shrugs and simply reciprocates)
Ruby: What is happening?
Emerald: I don't know, but it's so hot... Do you wanna make out?
Ruby: I thought you'd never ask~.
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Mercury: GAH! (Panting) What the hell... I've gotta stop eating cheese before bed.
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emerald's VA saying em's hidden talent is/would be skateboarding...Yeah.
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Em x Ruby for a friend but also myself because I love this ship
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In Remnant we don’t say “I love you” we say “oh stop it shut your stupid little facedfghhshahdjkdhsjkl” and I think that’s beautiful.
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Okay but what if RWBY ships
Were like.... instead of the clever things they are, you just take the characters initials and whatever abbreviation that it is was the ship name. Like...can you imagine??
Like... I'm not even going to use the super popular ships for examples, just like..funny ones that pop into my head.
Ladybug? Ruby + Blake. RB. Root beer.
Blacksun? Blake + Sun. BS. Bullshit. (Sorry)
Pyrruby? Nuts n Dolts? Ruby + Pyrrha/Penny. RP. Roleplay.
Valkos? Nora + Pyrrha. NP. No problem.
Renora? Ren + Nora. RN. Right now.
Ironwitch? Ironwood + Glynda. IG. I guess. (Also Instagram)
Gemstones? Emerald + Ruby. ER. Emergency room.
Purrha??? PB. Peanut Butter. BP. Black Panther.
Just... the possibilities!!! Feel free to add your own but no incestuous or pedophilic weird shit.
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what’s a ship you like that most people don’t?
mmmm gemcutters from rwby!
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emerald: i understand if you can never forgive me for my hand in the fall of beacon and attack on haven. i won't attempt to be your friend or -
ruby: We Are Going To Be Best Friends And You Can't Stop It
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welcome to the beginning of the jade rose skate park au.
(based on this!)
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Can’t wait for Ruby and Emerald to fall in love...
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