Summer: So, explain how you two met, beginning, middle, and end! *she said happily putting down a plate of cookies*
Ruby: Uhhhh well, after Yang and I got off the ship we had split up at the courtyard, then I bumped into my soon-to-be-partner-and-best-friend Weiss Schnee.
Summer: Schnee…why does that sound familiar?
Ruby: Richest family on Remnant, heads of the Schnee Dust Company?
Summer: I did not pay attention to anyone when graduation happened…
Ruby: After her and me setting off a Dust explosion, I met him. He helped me out of the crater I made-
Summer: Oh my god Yang was right, you actually exploded…..
Ruby: Ugh, not my finest moment, but after that, we said hi, showed off our weapons, and we’re basically friends!
Summer: *giddy squealing* And then came your journey to Haven right?!
Ruby: Uh-huh, we grew pretty close during those few months, nothing too serious but we had our moments. Then came Atlas and that’s kinda…where we tied the knot…???
Summer: …young lady I hope you two wore protection.
Ruby: *red* MOM!
Summer: I’m just saying, Stilts and I almost made that same mistake years after we graduated!
Ruby: *puts hood over her face* Lalalalala, I’m not listening, gonna stay like this forever!
Summer: You two planning on grandkids yet??? *she smiled*
Ruby: *grabs a pillow and screams bloody murder into it*
CLANG, SWOOSH, CLASH
The two reapers looked to the direction of the noise, both of their significant others crossing swords in the backyard as a test of sorts.
Ruby: Mom, does dad have to do this?
Summer: Sorry sweety, but it was one of our wedding vows before we had you, “if we have a daughter and she brings home a boy, they must pass the Father’ Approval.”
Jaune: WOAH!!! Can we please talk about this in a normal conversation like a normal family would?!
Qrow: Can’t, one of my wedding vows I made with Shortstack, and now I’m having a LOT of fun making sure you’re good enough for my little girl.
Jaune: Good enou-…having fu-WE LITERALLY WENT ON A JOURNEY ACROSS REMNANT TO SAVE THE WORLD, I HELD YOU IN MY ARMS WHEN YOU WERE POISONED, WE HAD A MOMENT!!!
Qrow: Hmmmmm, doesn’t ring a bell to me! *smirks then swings Harbinger in its scythe mode*
Jaune: *screams in terror*
On the porch, Yang, Tai, and Raven watched on in either anticipation, worry, or general disinterest.
Yang: Should we stop them?
Tai: Honey, it’s one thing to get in-between a father and their soon to be son-in-law in a friendly discussion.
Yang: But they’re fighting…
Tai: And I’d do the same for you!
Yang: H-…fair point.
Raven: Not in our wedding vows but he’d do it anyways.
Tai: Actually do you have your eyes set on anyone?
Yang: Nope, and if I did I ain’t telling you!
Raven: What about that Schnee kid?
Tai: The one on her team?
Yang: Oh no not Weiss, we’re friends, or y’know, sisters from other misters!
Raven: Not her, the other Schnee kid, the bratty one!
Raven: Was his name Whitley, by any chance.
Yang: ……… *whistling*
Raven: Your silence says a thousand words.
Tai: We are going to have a chat later…
Yang: *red, whistling falters*