Incorrect rwby quote requested by @dark-chocolate-fudge-sweetracer
Sorry for the wait because school is kicking my ass rn but it's gonna be fine, I hope lol (my uploads gonna be a bit slow because of this)
Also I feel like this was not in the right time to post this because of the news that rooster teeth is shutting down but I still want to post something a bit funny/positive 🥹
Jaune: *Naked with his "long sword" ready for action* Weiss, are you sure? It's just that... um... I'm a little big and I'm still learning to measure my strength for… delicate things.
Weiss: *Horny as fuck!* Let's do it!😍
8 hours later
At the hospital
Weiss: *In full body cast*
Penny: Well Weiss, you have broken multiple bones and you have serious damage to your pelvis. Most likely, it will take several months for you to recover. Still… Was it worth it?
Ruby: Uh yeah, Weiss just texted me. Apparently um, Snow got bullied at school this morning.
Yang: *deep inhale and looks at her watch* If we leave RIGHT now we and take the connecting flight through Haven, we can be in Vale by noon and that PUNKS HOUSE WILL BE IN ASHES BY 12:30!!
Blake: No no, the best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. Then, you sneak into their house at four a.m. which statistically speaking, is the hour which people are least prepared to defend themselves.
Yang: Correct.
Blake: Once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick. Heavy. Rope. Soaked in red paint, pummeling them over and over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh, as loud as you can for as long as you can. And then, you start to beat them again.
Oscar: *drops his mug*
Ruby: Hm... yeah. *looks at Yang* Yeah I might just wait until I get the details from Weiss and see what actually happened.
Ruby: Oh you’re just surfing the web tonight? That’s cool. My roommates are all busy and Weiss is doing homework but I kinda want to see a movie but I hate going to the movies alone. Hahaha. You know what would be crazy? If you and I went to a movie. Wouldn’t that be nuts? Hahahaha. I’m just kidding. Unless…
Jaune:
Ruby:
Jaune: I’d definitely see a movie with you. Don’t know why you’re being all… Like that.
Ruby: And afterwards we can make cookies together.
Jaune: Sure. Like I said I’d just be doom scrolling.
Ruby: That’s super bad for you.
Jaune: But have you seen the quality of the doom this week? Anyways what movie do you want to see? I haven’t seen the new spiderman.
Ruby: I love superheroes. Of course I’ll go on a date with you.
Jaune: ?
Ruby:
Jaune: With me? A date?
Ruby: That’s if you’re up for it. If not then no big deal. Hahahaha.
Jaune: I’d literally kill for a date with a girl like you, Rubes.
Ruby: I’m not asking you to kill anyone. Just relax and be yourself. I already like you.
Jaune: You really do don’t you. *gives her a puzzled look*
Ruby: Is that weird?
Jaune: Most girls as drop dead gorgeous as you wouldn’t give me the time of day so yeah it’s a little weird but I already knew you are special.
Ruby:
Jaune: Wait! Not like that! I meant how you’re a good person.
Ruby: I don’t think you’d say something mean, Jaune. Just easy to misinterpret. Besides I’m not that special.
Jaune: To me you are. You mean a lot to me. You’re my best friend. Even if I’m not your best friend. That’s Weiss or whatever.
Ruby: Of course not. After a couple of dates I’ll be your girlfriend.
Jaune: I suppose we’ll be a couple. Wow. How about that? My family will be surprised I made it this far.