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Lunch time in the cafeteria.*
Jaune: Here ya go babe, coffee and a little cupcake. 
Pyrrha: Oh thank you Jaune! *Looks at the little cupcake.* Awww, and this little cake is so cute! Aww, it’s so small and round, it’s adorable. Oh the little bunny face in icing on top? Don’t you just want to cuddle it and take it home? Oh I could just eat you up! *Suddenly grows sad, clearing her throat awkwardly.*
Jaune: You personified an inanimate object and upset yourself again didn’t you?
Pyrrha, sighing: Yeah. I have to stop doing that, first it was Henry my pen who ran out of ink, then it was Larry my bite-size sandwich, Milo and Akouo... You don’t think it’s weird do you?
Jaune: You gave a cupcake a name and a personality in three seconds flat, then got upset cos you’re gonna eat it. Yes, you’re crazy. *Smiles at her pout.* But you’re adorable crazy.
Pyrrha: Thanks. I think?
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madmanwonder · 2 months
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Hilda: You are cute. Be mine.
Jaune: Like a boyfriend or a slave?
Hilda: Yes *Collared Up Jaune* Be a good boy and follow me~
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neonleon22 · 1 month
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RWBY Characters as things I have heard and/or said - Pt. XII
Weiss: [trips]
Ruby: Weiss! are you okay?
Weiss: of course. Pain is merely information that the mind can master
Blake: so it didn’t hurt then?
Weiss, crying: no, I feel great
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jauneschnee-arc · 11 months
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"here take this ring and put it on, from this day forward you are my husband, I won't take no for answer, I refuse to lose to these hussies"
"please?, just being around you puts my anxiety at ease"
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epic-arc · 1 year
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I like you!! (Rwby version)
Jaune: ''Why are you so kind to me?'' Jaune: ''Do you...like me?''
Yang: Different Types of people responding to this! *🐶Dog Type🐶* Ruby: You finally noticed Hehe!! Ruby: I REALLY like you and i love you!
*😺Cat Type 😺*
Weiss: HUH? I LIKE YOU?- NO I DON'T!!
Weiss: You're just misunderstanding...i-idiot''
*🦊Fox Type🦊*
Cinder: Mhm, I do like you. Eh? Are you shy?
Cinder: So cute.. You know i really like it when you react like that~
*🐹Hamster Type🐹*
Pyrrha: Uhm-Ah?! Was i that obvious..? Pyrrha: Yes.I like you! Please go out with me!
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tupayapsina · 8 months
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Weiss: [in the hospital]
Ruby: Look! It says here that you're doing phenomenal!
Jaune: That says pneumonia
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rwbybutincorrect · 1 year
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Qrow: What’s it like dating Winter?
Robyn: Once, I asked for water while she was pissed at me. She brought me a cup of ice, looked me dead in the eye and said “Wait.”
Qrow: I see…
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thepalestrose · 1 year
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Yang, rolling down the window, smirking: What seems to be the problem, officer?
Weiss: Get the FUCK out of my car, Yang.
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Velvet, scoffing: When have I ever had a bad idea?
Cardin: The carrots
Velvet: I said I was sorry!
Cardin: The shirt incident
Velvet: That wasn't my fault! How was I supposed to know the dye would do that!
Cardin: August 16th
Velvet: You don't know that was me, all the evidence is circumstantial
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teaospin · 2 years
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*Note- not all Jaune Harem fic writers are at fault of this.
Some- SOME writers are capable of writing rather entertaining stories using this medium as a way to write for a sense of comedic relief, parodying the “genre,” and some, also just do it with the aim to shoot the shit.
But- it’s undeniable that there’s a large number of writers who do these kinds of fics with this sort of mentality as stated above in the meme ^ 🤷‍♂️
This is being stated by a Lancaster Fan who’s had to ENDURE THIS SHIT, and study it for the past 9 YEARS… and having to sift through harem fic after harem fic JUST FOR SOME GOOD DUCKING FOOD… and sometimes having to settle for that one or two harem fics that have Lancaster as the main thing.
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shygo-the-something · 5 months
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Robyn: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Winter : I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Robyn: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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davidellisartworkstuff · 11 months
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Ruby: Hey, we saw the posters around school, is Jaune okay?!
Pyrrha, stapling up another: Hmm? What do you mean?
Yang: Well he’s missing right?!
Blake: Yeah, there’s “Have you seen this man?” posters everywhere with a picture of his face!
Weiss: Yeah, we’ve been trying to find you to ask!
Pyrrha, giggling: Oh Jaune’s fine! He’s having a nap! No, I just wanted people to see my man is all!
RWBY: You’re kidding.
Pyrrha: I mean just look at that little blonde puppy on the poster. Look at him! Isn’t he precious?!
RWBY: ...
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madmanwonder · 2 months
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“I am going to beat Mother-in-Law record by having dozens little Jauney and Elphey~!”
Elphelt Valentine to Jaune Arc he told her about his six sisters.
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desicat-writer · 11 months
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Cinder: My love language is acts of service
Arthur: you only know how to kill
Arthur:
Arthur: Oh God no
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thebunnyremix · 1 year
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Penny: [flustered] Ruby, noooo! We can’t do that unless we are married!
Ruby: [hanging from a cliff] PLEASE, PENNY!!! JUST GRAB MY HAND!!!
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epic-arc · 1 year
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Schnarkos: The Angel and the Devil
Jaune would be a human with a normal life until one day he would start a threesome relationship with two girls with peculiarities being these weiss schnee and pyrrha nikos who are an angel and demon. Weiss and pyrrha would be lying on the couch watching tv until jaune comes home and the two could notice the tired face on his face.
Weiss: Jaune are you alright? you look pretty tired...
Jaune: It's okay snow angel I just overdid it at work but I think a shower will help me rest. Pyrrha: Well darling, go take your shower but when it's over me and weiss will help you rest and relax the way you like it~
Jaune listened to what pyrrha had said and would have a smile on his face so he would go to both of them and kiss both of their foreheads and then go to the bathroom but weiss would be blushing for the reasons for the kiss and pyrrha's comment and would look at her confused. Weiss: A-are you thinking about d-doing that p-pyrrha?! Pyrrha would hear what weiss had said and get red cheeks and giggle and pick weiss nose laughing a little. Pyrrha: Haha for an angel you're having rather naughty thoughts but no weiss I'm talking about us watching a movie to relax and maybe hold hands~
When weiss hears the part about holding hands her face turns red like pyrrha's hair and she covers her face with her wings and pyrrha laughs a little and enjoys it and pats the snow princess on the head.
Weiss: O-ok lets d-do it we need t-to make our k-knight happy!
Jaune would come back from the bathroom wearing something more casual until he saw pyrrha and weiss wearing a sweatshirt that he had sewn for them as a Valentine's Day gift and he would have a smile on his face and sit in the middle of them hugging them.
Weiss(Mind): M-my god this is very p-perverted in god's eyes but this is so good and w-warm..
The two notice weiss's flushed face and give a smile and jaune and pyrrha kiss weiss's cheek at the same time making her give a thin squeal and after a few laughs they would start watching the movie together
Jaune: Thank you guys I love you both so much. Pyrrha: Hehe no problem jaune we just wanna reward the happiness you bring us every day.
Jaune hugs the two tightly and they return the hug doing something more comfortable than it already was and warm.
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