The great baby fever.
Saphron: Jaune, we need to talk
Jaune: About...?
Saphron: I'm going to be honest with you Jaune. You are a slut.
Jaune: *Shock* Excuse me?!
Saphron: Don't act surprised, the whole neighborhood knows that you sleep around with any woman.
Jaune: I-I don't.
Saphron: You slept with Ruby, Weiss, Emerald, that green girl from that superhero universe, that mute girl Neo, and Oum knows who else.
Jaune: *embarrassed* I can explain
Saphron: Explain what? The why are you horny all the time?'
Jaune: I- *Lowers his head* I'm sorry
Saphron: I hope so, you horny brat.
Meanwhile:
Mama Arc: I sense a disturbance in Arc legacy. Someone is trying to ruin my plan for 100 grand-babies. I need to make a call.
She picks up the phone and dials a number.
Kali: *Happy* Hello~
Mama Arc: Did you feel it?
Kali: *Serious* That someone is threatening the Belladonna bloodline? Yes I did.
Mama Arc: Tell the others that we will have a meeting at the same time and place as usual. Tell them "Our dream is at risk"
Kali: Understood.
The call ended.
Mama Arc: Whoever you are, I won't let you this away from me.
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NAME: ghira belladonna
SIZE: 20.5 m/h
SEMBLANCE: lion rage
(it allows the user to use his anger to possess a strength like the lion but he can fight with his bare hands against his opponent and when the fight is over he can be out of breath.)
NAME: kali belladonna
SIZE: 18.0 m/h
SEMBLANCE: ninja saber
(it allows users to manipulate swords, once she holds a sword a purple Aura will start to appear around the sword, then four arms will appear in her back to create a special attack.)
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Incredibly minor opinion: Kali Belladonna has these lines under her eyes, normally implying age, and it annoys me that absolutely bloody nobody draws them, because they are an integral part of her design and also look damn good on her >>
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The Popsicle Comparisons
Pyrrha: Jaune’s bigger.
Yang: Waaaaaaay bigger!
Nora: Thicker too.
Weiss: My singing career really helped me take it.
Blake: Took me a few tries, but I can reach the end.
Glynda: I can kiss the tip when I sandwich him.
May: I wanna do that…
Velvet: I love his carrot~!
Ruby: I can’t get my hands around it.
Coco: I can’t keep my hands off of it~!
Cinder: Oh, look, it’s my discipline stick~!
Emerald: Yeah, Daddy’s bigger.
Militia: It was fun when we sandwiched it between us.
Melanie: We have to do that again~!
Neo: 🥰🍆💦
Winter: The limp I got was divine~!
Harriet: I pulled so many muscles that day… Worth it~!
Elm: He picked me up like a twig when we did it.
Salem: My ex-husband was a shrimp compared to him.
Willow: I love how he remodelled me to fit him~!
Kali: I’ve never had a human before, but good gods~!
Raven: And, I thought I was a top~!
Summer: We need to do it again, the timing was off.
Sienna: Pro-Faunas on the streets, Pro-Human in the sheets~!
Terra: I’m gay, but when it comes to, Jaune~!
Robyn: I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t divine.
Fiona: The big bad wolf is coming to ravage the poor defenceless lamb again~!
Jessica: Yellow, my one weakness~!
Jinn: You think you know everything, but then you really know everything~!
RWBY Girls: AHHHHHHHH~!
Saphron: …
Saphron: Dibs. I go next.
RWBY Girls: Eh?!
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RSNM: …
Mercury: D-Did you really…?
Jaune: Yeah…
Ren: A-All of them…?
Jaune: Yep…
Sun: One is surprising enough, but all of them?!
Jaune: Shocking, I know…
Neptune: How did that all happen?!
Jaune: Word of mouth.
Ren: Is that metaphorical, or literal?
Jaune: Yes.
Mercury: How can you manage that?!
Jaune: Semblance.
Ren: So… The whole team?
Jaune: Which ones?
Mercury: The bad girls?
Jaune: A few here, and there.
Ren: The teacher?
Jaune: You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Sun: The moms?
Jaune: Not all at once. I think…?
Neptune: The faunas chicks?
Jaune: They tend to bite, and scratch…
Mercury: The green ring girl?
Jaune: I still don’t understand the yellow weakness bit.
Sun: The, Relic?
Jaune: There’s some knowledge for you.
Ren: Your sister-in-law?!
Jaune: Was my first.
Mercury: Your sister?!
Jaune: Another brocon. Joy…
RSNM: …
RSNM:
YOU ARE A GOD!!!
Jaune: …
Jaune: No comment.
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snow leopard is an amazing ship because old woman yuri, old people bisexuality, and the absolutely funny situation where Blake stops being an only child but only for her siblings to be the same people she used to commit literal terrorism against for the best part of her early teens.
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The Arc’s have a strange way of dealing with feuds, instead of wiping out the other family through violence they take the female members and make them arcs
Now do with this as you will who shall piss off the arcs now that jaune is the only male heir!!!
Mama Arc: *About to have the last donut at the bakery*
Kali: *She takes it and takes a bite*
Mama Arc: *Looks at her*
Kali: *Embarrassed* Oh I'm sorry! I didn't realize that you also wanted the donut.
Mama Arc: *Smiles* It’s fine. Please, enjoy.
Kali: Thank you.
Mama Arc: Your welcome.
Later that day:
Jaune: *Building a ship inside a bottle* Be careful… Be careful…
*BAM!*
The door to his room bursts open and everything shakes, destroying his work.
Mama Arc: Jaune!
Jaune: What now?!
Mama Arc: I need you to impregnate Kali's daughter and make her yours!
Jaune: Whut?! Why?!
Mama Arc: She ate my donut!
Jaune: Huh?! Just that?!
Mama Arc: IT WAS MY DONUT!!
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