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Scroll Case
Jaune: Dammit, I forgot my scroll back in my room. Hey, Yang, can I borrow your scroll?
Yang: Sure. Let me…?!
Jaune: Thanks!
Jaune reached his hand between, Yang’s cleavage, and pulled out her scroll.
Yang: H-How did you know it was there…?
Jaune: You have a scroll, and a big rack, duh.
Yang: Duh?! Dude, just because a girl has big boobs doesn’t mean she has her scroll between them!
Jaune: Do you seriously believe that? Cause you do it.
Yang: Doesn’t mean everyone else does it!
Jaune: …
Jaune: Ladies?
Glynda pulls out her scroll from between her shirts boob window.
Glynda: Does it appear like my outfit has pockets to put this anywhere?
Yang: Well, no…
May undos her binding letting her massive breast spill out before she reaches inside to grab her scroll.
May: It stays safe between my soft breasts.
Yang: Since when were you that big…?
Neo pulls out several scrolls before grabbing hers.
Neo: ‘How many cops do you think will frisk my boobs?’
Yang: Not many…?
Nora pulls out her scroll after undoing her bra revealing she was wearing a binder based upon how big she actually is.
Nora: I can use mine as a charger!
Yang: Seriously?
Willow unbuttons her dress shirt letting her ‘mommy milkers’ out to breathe before pulling out her scroll, and a flask.
Willow: The bigger they are the more pocket space they have~!
Yang: That’s a compelling argument…
Jaune: See, stacked woman everywhere do it. You do it, why don’t you think that anyone else did it too?
Yang: I don’t know, it’s just weird to think about it really.
Jaune: That’s fair.
Yang: But, I gotta ask… how?
Jaune: How, what?
Yang: You did you just reached in, and grabbed it, with absolutely no hesitation at all. You just put your hand in there, between my boobs, and you just pulled it out! How?!
Jaune: Oh, most of my sisters are stacked as hell, they hide their, and my stuff between their cleavage all the time. So, I’m pretty desensitized to reaching to grab something feom between some girls boobs.
Yang: Seriously, you just sister-zoned me, and you can just grab it like that?!
Jaune: No, like I said, I’m desensitized to doing it to woman. See…
Jaune puts his hand in, Glynda’s boob window, and pulls out her scroll.
Glynda: Oh~?!
Jaune: See, I’m totally desensitized to doing it.
Yang: But, haven’t you ever been afraid of accidentally coping a feel?
Jaune: No.
Yang: R-Really?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Did you want me to?
Yang: …
Yang: Kinda…
Jaune: Uhh… what?!
Glynda: It felt nice when you grabbed my scroll.
Jaune: Say what now?
May: I wouldn’t! Well… Maybe… But-But, only if it was you, Jaune!
Jaune: Thank you…?
Neo: ‘Wanna see how many I’m really carrying~?’
Jaune: Kinda…
Nora: You think you’ll get a shock if you try?
Jaune: That’s an odd, but an interesting question.
Willow: I more curious about what you could put in between them~!
Jaune: Now, I’m curious too…
Yang: So… Do you… do you wanna touch them…?
Jaune: …
Jaune: Yes.
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I may hate everything about them but I can admit that their vibes are immaculate 😔🙏
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Shortstacks are the best….
Jaune: *Lying in his bed* I'm bored.
At that moment Nora and Neo lie down next to him on the bed.
Nora: *Touching his chest* If you're bored you can "do" us~💕
Neo: *💕Winks as she rubs her thigh on him💕*
Jaune: *Nervous* I-I don't think so.
Nora: Fuck it... Plan B!
Jaune: Plan B?
In the blink of an eye, Harriet appears on top of him with her hair resting on his crotch.
Harriet: How about now, would you "do" the three of us?~💕
Jaune: Oh god~
Moments later
Neo and Nora are lying exhausted on the sides of the bed, while Harriet is being used as an onahole. Jaune is on top of Harriet, hugging her as hard as he can while moving his hips non-stop.
*PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!PLAP!*
Harriet: *Fully hugging Jaune with her arms and legs* Ugh!~💕 FUgH!~💕
Neo: "Dear God, how can he keep going?😳"
Nora: I don't know, but I'll have my revenge… *She tries to get up but she can't* But not today.
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"Your next line is...!" Pt.1
Jaune: Your next line is, "Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy!"
Ruby: Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!?" That's it!
Weiss: You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!? *Shocked* What!?
XXX
Jaune: Your next line is, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to read" Right!?
Blake: Leave me alone, I'm trying to read, *Ears perk up in shock* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy!" Correct?
Yang: Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy! *Stunned* What!?
XXX
Jaune: Your next line is, "I'm sorry!"
Pyrrha: I'm sorry! *Gasp* Huh!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Nora's out of control today"
Ren: Nora's out of control today *Stunned* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Bring it on, fearless leader!"
Nora: Bring it on, fearless leader! *Shocked* Le Gasp!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You ain't winning this, Jauney boy!" correct?
Cardin: You ain't winning this, Jauney boy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "it seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc" right?
Glynda: It seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc *Stunned* Impossible!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Great! Another stupid huntsman!"
Roman: Great! Another stupid huntsman! *Gasp* Holy...!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "...." Am I right?
Neo: .... *Gasp without voice* !
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Jaune: Your next line is, "The Faunus shall reign supreme!"
Adam: The Faunus shall reign supreme! *Shocked* How did this human-!?
XXX
Jaune: Your next line is, "Man, I could really use a drink," correct?
Qrow: Man, I could really use a drink... *Surprised* What kind of a trick-!?
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Kill for kill, Eye for eye!
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Silent Knight Dating Perks
#my post#rwby#rwby shitpost#rwby neo#neopolitan#neo politan#jaune arc#rwby silent knight#silent knight#shipping post#shipping shitpost
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rwby chibi needs to be stopped they can’t keep getting away with this
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No One Falls AU
In my AU, where nobody fell down the bridges, both Winter and Penny got severely injured. The girls (and surprisingly Neo) came just in the for the Schnee after defeating Cinder, who, again, ran with the relic after the massive silver eyes outburst Ruby had due Penny getting attacked. Jaune made it to Vacuo and started healing Penny there. After Team RWBY+ Neo and Winter got in Vacuo, it was just a matter of time till the Kingdom’s forces found them.
So yeah, Neo after getting by double-crossed by Cinder and saved by Ruby, doesn’t really know what to do now.
My drawing is Weiss having a breakdown due Penny and Winter’s conditions, she blames herself. I’ll give more details on later posts cus making an AU is very fun lol.
#rwby#rwby fanart#fanart#ruby rose#weiss schnee#green light volume 10#white rose#whiterose#weiss rwby#ruby rose rwby#rwby weiss#ruby x weiss#penny polendina#winter schnee#frosen steel#frostbyte#rwby neo#neopolitan rwby#cinder fall#team rwby#rwby au#no one falls AU#alternate universe#light angst
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Commission for @TMan_2018 !
Thank you so much 💜
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Overactive Imagination 💖
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Inner Demons
Jaune: Face my inner demons?! Lady that is my demon!
Neo:
Jaune: And, by facing my inner demons; she wants that literally as in, ‘in her!’ Is that what I’m supposed to do when I face my, ‘inner demons?!’
Salem: Yes.
Jaune: …
Jaune: Oh.
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WHAT THE FUCK—
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What is she trying to tell us?
Neo: *Speaking in sign language*
Weiss: What is she saying?
Ruby: I don't know, I don't speak that.
Neo: *Continues ti speak in sign language*
Weiss: How are we supposed to translate that?
Ruby: Oh! I know. We can ask Jaune for help.
Weiss: Jaune?
Ruby: Trust me. *She slapped her thighs*
Jaune: *Show up* I have been summoned.
Weiss: What the?!
Ruby: Jaune, we need you to tell us what Neo is trying to say.
Jaune: Ok. *Start speaking in sign language*
Neo: *Talks back to him*
Jaune: *Chuckles*
Weiss: What's funny? What did she say?
Jaune: She said your mom gay.
Weiss:...
Neo:
#jaune arc#jaune#rwby jaune#rwby jaune arc#rwby weiss#weiss schnee#rwby weiss schnee#weiss#ruby rose#rwby ruby#ruby#rwby ruby rose#rwby neo#rwby neopolitan#rwby#rwby shitpost
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Did I ever do the this ask? If I did ignore this it went. How would your favorite Jaune Ship react if Adrian called them Auntie?
As selected by the people, the chosen ship is Silent Knight!
Neo: *internally* I can't believe I got dumped with baby duty. I'm not even related to this little-
Adrian: Awnn-tea!
Neo: I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself if anything happened to him. C'mon kid, lets go get Ice Cream.
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Neo, disguised: *Signing* One Big Bowl of neapolitan for me, one small scoop-
Adrian: BEH!
Neo: Two small scoops for the little guy.
Worker: You got it boss. Here you go.
Neo: Thank you! Good day!
Worker: You have to pay for that Miss!
Neo: *Sheathes Hush*
Worker: ... You make a compelling argument. Have a nice day.
Neo: *Waves*
Adrian: *Waving* Bye-Bye!
~~~~~
Jaune: Neo, what did I say about letting Adrian have Dessert before Dinner?
Neo: *Setting Adrian Down* And what are you gonna do about it? Punish me?
Adrian: *Crawling away*
Jaune: Neo I'm very disappointment in you.
Neo: ...
Neo: Fuck you.
*Sound of a car starting*
Jaune: What was that?
Neo: huh! The kid's a fast learner!
Jaune: NEO!
*Tire squealing, the sound of the engine gets distant*
Jaune: HOW'D HE REACH THE FUCKING PEDALS!
Neo: He's smart! Such a strong little man! Makin' his auntie proud!
#rwby#jaune arc#neo#rwby neo#neo rwby#adrian cotta arc#cheeseeater2#silent knight#rwby shitpost#rwby silent knight
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Some quick Neo concepts
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Evil cat girl moment!
Btw this is for sale as a print here and also there’s a timelapse video of it here ✨
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