"You got this..."
looked up only to see Roman standing in front of him, and he couldn't fight anymore, his arm was gone, his aura was broken and he was tired... so tired...
He wasn't going to fight back, he knew this was the end.
However, in a split second, Oobleck didn't see Roman in front of him, he saw Port, and he pointed his finger to his right, Oobleck turned only to see Jaune, appearing right around the corner.
When Jaune came around, he saw Roman standing in front of Oobleck, and horror quickly set in. "Professor Oobleck...?" Jaune called out, his voice almost on the verge of breaking.
'Peter... I can't do that... I can't give him that responsibility...' Oobleck told himself.
However, Port gave him a small smile and a nod.
Oobleck smiled back and nodded, understanding what his old friend was trying to tell him, he nodded. "Jaune..." He called.
Jaune looked at his teacher with horror as Oobleck finally turned to face his favorite student.
"You got this..." Oobleck said with a soft smile.
Suddenly, Oobleck burst into flames from the inside out and fell to the ground dead.
Jaune's eyes widened with shock and horror before they turned into a glare as the young knight stared down at the one notorious criminal. "what the hell..." Jaune began, before he quickly pulled out his sword, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, ROMAN!?"
Roman turned to the teen with a wide smile, "YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT KID!!! I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE!!!"
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What are Those?!! XII
Glynda: “You two are highly compatible…” Oh gods… can this day get any worse…
: Glynda?
Glynda: …
Glynda: Glynda, you fool!
: Glynda~!!!
Glynda: H-Hi Junip-Grk?!
Juniper: Oh, my little sister! I’ve missed you so much!
Nora: Wait, Glyn-Glyn’s your sister?! Does that mean she’s my new aunt too?!
Glynda: Grr…?! G-Get off of me!
Juniper: Naww… No hugs for your big sister…?
Glynda: We are not sisters, Ms. Valkyrie. I am orphan like you, while Mrs. Arc is the youngest of three. She has, ‘adopted’ me as her honorary little sister after we spent some time on a mission during our younger years. We are in no way a relation of any sorts, so therefor I am not your aunt!
Glynda: …
Glynda: Wait…? Why did you call me your aunt, Ms. Valkyrie?
Nora: Cause I thought you were, Mom’s sister.
Glynda: Mom?! Ms. Valkyrie, what are you going on about?!
Juniper: Ah ah ah, Glynda~! You’re not talking to, Nora Valkyrie anymore!
Glynda: I’m not; Then to who am I talking to?
Juniper: May I present to you, Nora Valkyrie Arc~!!!
Glynda: Nora Arc…? Please tell me you didn’t marry off your son to his teammate…?
Juniper: What, no I didn’t do that! To her…
Glynda: Then what happened?
Nora: I got adopted!
Glynda: You did?
Nora: Yeah! Now I got a new mommy, a new daddy, seven sisters, and Jaune-Jaune’s now my older brother! Everything’s coming up, Nora!
Glynda: Oh, well congrats, Ms. Arc.
Nora: (Gasp~!) This is the best day ever~!
Glynda: I see… Haa… May I ask why you are here, Juniper. I doubt it has nothing to do with you wanting to adopt a child?
Juniper: No it’s nothing to do with that. It’s about me getting a whole slew of adorable faunas grandbabies!!!
Glynda: Oh… This about the whole problem about, Jaune being a faunas isn’t it… Of which, why didn’t you tell me your son is a faunas?
Juniper: Oh, that? Well, none of us cared he was a Faunas. Jaune is my son, the fact he has retractable claws, can breath fire, see in the dark, has an incredible sense of smell…
Glynda: Eep!
Juniper: Chew threw metal, and retractable fangs, doesn’t mean he’s any less my adorable little knight~!
Glynda: So, he is your son then.
Juniper: Of course he is, what are you insinuating?!
Glynda: I’m sorry, Juniper, but one can’t help but speculate: You, and Acheius are both humans, and your son is a faunas.
Juniper: Glynda… I hope you’re not in…!
Glynda: I would never dare insinuate you of infidelity, Juniper. But, nonetheless something is amiss here.
Juniper: There is faunas, DNA in our family’s blood. The visual traits may have been breed out over the generations, but it is still in our blood. And, Jaune’s just picked up all those old family traits.
Glynda: But, still…
Juniper: Glynda… Genetics are weird; genetic medical conditions, genetic physical traits, and genetic tics sometimes skip a generation, or two. So it skipped a few until it came crashing down on, Jaune. So what? He’s still my son, he’s still my husband’s son, my daughter’s brother, even my new daughter’s brother~!
Nora: Hehe~!
Juniper: It doesn’t matter; human, or faunas, he is still my son. And, that’s all there is to that. Okay?
Glynda: I’m sorry, Juniper. I didn’t me anything by what I said. It’s just… perplexing.
Juniper: I understand, and it’s okay. It happens more than I like. Now then, there’s something I need to ask you.
Glynda: What is it?
Juniper: What was that little, ‘Eep,’ I heard there?
Glynda: ‘Eep,’ what, ‘Eep?’
Juniper: Don’t play coy, Glynda: As soon as I mention, Jaune’s sense of smell you reacted to it rather strongly. So tell me, what happened, Glynda~?
Glynda: N-Nothing! Nothing happened!
Juniper: Does that look like the face of nothing, Nora?
Nora: No way! Something definitely happened. Something juicy happened!
Glynda: No! Nothing happened! Nothing happened at all!
Juniper: Really? Is that why you’re wearing such strong perfume?
Glynda: No, I-I just happen I like the smell is all.
JN: Righhhhht~!
Glynda: Haa… Juniper, there isn’t anything…?!
Oobaleck: Ahh, Glynda!
Glynda: …
Glynda: Fuck…!
Oobaleck: Oh? Mrs. Arc! How wonderful to see you again!
Juniper: Bart! Its so nice to see you again. Oh, may I introduce you to, Miss Nora Valkyrie Arc?
Oobaleck: Arc? You’ve been adopted, Ms. Valkyrie?
Nora: Yep! I have a new family now!
Oobaleck: Congratulations are dew then, Ms. Arc.
Nora: Hehehe! Oh sounds so amazing to hear that! By the way Professor…
Oobaleck: Doctor!
Nora: Why is your face all burnt?
Oobaleck: Ahh, yes! You see, I went to see, Mr. Arc, and tell him, and explain to him why he had such a violent reaction to being around, Ms. Goodwitch.
Juniper: Oh~? Did he now?
Glynda: Oh no…
Juniper: Do tell, do tell~!
Oobaleck: You see, Mr. Arc had an acute reaction to smelling, Glynda without her perfume. A reaction that made him have a panic attack of sorts, so I decided it would be best to explain to him what happened!
Glynda: Y-You don’t need to know, trust me it’s nothing bad, e-everything is fine!
Oobaleck: No! As his mother. Mrs. Arc has a right to know about her son’s condition.
Juniper: Condition?! I do hope it’s nothing bad!
Oobaleck: No, not at all! You see, Jaune Arc has a highly acute sense of smell! And, with this he can detect a prime candidate!
Juniper: A prime candidate? What do you mean by that?
Oobaleck: If he smells someone’s natural body odour, and if he finds it pleasing, it means they are highly genetically compatible!
Juniper: Compatible~?
Oobaleck: Yes, I went to inform Mr. Arc, that Ms. Goodwitch is a prime mate for him!
Juniper: A prime mate~?
Oobaleck: Yes! A prime mate! He was however, so shocked by my answer he set my face on fire. I don’t see why he was so upset about it though. I think he, and Glynda would make a fine couple!
Glynda: Bart…
Oobaleck: Hmm?
Glynda: Shut. Up.
Oobaleck: Hmm? What is wrong? I thought you liked Mr. Ahhck?!!!
Glynda: I said shut up! Ahem! I-Ignore what he said! B-Bart’s just really into understanding Ja… Mr. Arc’s! F-Faunas traits! D-Don’t think about it!
Juniper: Hmm~? Tell me, Nora. What do you want more~? An honorary aunt? Or, a new sister-in-law~?
Nora: Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law!
Juniper: My thoughts exactly~! So tell me, Glynda~? How do you feel about getting a new mother too~?
Glynda: …
Glynda: Haa… Shit…
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