Thinking idly about some old post pointing out the place Raven tells the tribe to "regroup" in in V5 is in Vacuo.
Laughing my ass off at the (improbably) chance of it being the Spring Maiden, not the Summer Maiden that saves their butts in Vacuo. Lord, could you imagine the fallout?
Sandstorm dies down, Raven looks back thinking she's saved a small caravan only to be met with half a fucking kingdom. And not just half a fucking kingdom, but half a fucking kingdom led by kids she knows and Ozpin's new form of all people. Like. How do you even start processing that? XD
Ppl be like, “Salem is a straight woman uwu, cishet girlboss” AHEM
A-FUCKING-HEM
LOOK AT THAT POSE. LOOK AT THE FUCKING POSE. NO cishet woman EVER has done that pose. She rides into the city on the back of a fucking flying whale. NO cishet woman EVER could pull off the shit that this lady does.
And just look at her outfit. she’s got the kind of sleeves that go up around the backs of your hands? In what universe do straight women wear those? Also, a cloak? A MOTHERFUCKING CLOAK? NO cishet PERSON EVER wore a damn CLOAK!
(Also, no powerful sorceress ever in all of fiction has been cishet. You can fight me on that.)
The murderous bitch you see before you is no “cishet girlboss.” This is a clearly a BIHEXUAL WOMAN.