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babybammargera · 2 years
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Growing up with Ryan and Bam hc
Ape and Phil have always loved you.
Mostly bc they got into significantly less trouble with you around.
Little did she know most of the stuff they got you guys into was definitely your idea or encouraged by you.
Weekends were always spent in the basement at Bams house or in your attic that you had turned into a space for the entire Bam crew.
At least one of Bams friends had a crush on you that got them beaten up.
Ryan was always the first to your house after school.
Both to quickly copy your homework.
And to raid your snacks before dragging you to whatever location the day would be spent.
Time spent alone with the boys was two very different worlds.
With Bam it was being taught skate tricks jumping off of random shit or following around his brother (or pranking poor phil)
With Ryan it was calmer.
The smell of Ryans lit cigarette that was dangling between his lips (that he definitely lifted off of someone)
Always reading together or watching movies together.
All together though and it felt like you guys ruled the world.
Skating around.
Chilling at random spots by rivers and things.
Doing goofy stunts (that you got dragged into every time)
And always recording it on Phil's handheld camera.
And filming bams early skate videos.
Phil always giving everyone random treats.
Ape and Phil were 100% convinced you were dating Bam or Ryan
You were part of the family so you had to go to every family dinner at the Margera house.
Spending lazy summers by the pool.
Taking turns throwing each other into the pool whenever someone got distracted.
As you grew up together you got dragged into more of their antics.
Bam would whine until you agreed to go watch his skate competitions.
And you still had to have movie nights with Ry at least once a week.
Getting pulled to cky projects.
They made you move in with them once you graduated so you wouldn't leave them.
They'd be devastated if you ever left and forgot them
Like that would even be possible.
You adore them too.
And could never forget your boys.
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domesticmail · 3 years
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he just told me he loves me so
guess you could say i’m special
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peachhcs · 3 years
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It Was All Yellow
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Pairing : Luke Patterson x Fem!OC 
Summary : Blaire makes quick friends with Julie and Flynn during her first day at Los Feliz High School which took her by surprise. Although, that wasn’t her first surprising thing of the morning. 
Word Count : 2.7K 
My first Julie and the Phantoms Series?? My first series in general actually. (On Tumblr anyways, I’m on wattpad too!) Anyways, this is Luke with my own original character so I hope you guys enjoy it! 
Yes I know it seems like Blaire isn’t gonna end up with Luke in the beginning but it’s all character development and Ryan’s for the plot later ;)
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Chapter 1 : The New Girl
Blaire hated first impressions. They made her feel awkward and it was always a case of, i promise i’m not this awkward, i just hate first impressions. just wait until you get to know me more. Although, she has been saying that to people for the past 3 years everytime she moved, so it was kind of like second nature to her and it just kind of went over her head. Blaire hates goodbyes, so she tries not to get too close to anyone anymore because then it would just be a mess of saying goodbye and omg i promise i’ll text and call every night! They never did call.
This time it was different, though. Blaire walked into Los Feliz High School on her first day and she instantly spotted two girls, one with beautiful dark-colored skin with an incredible fashion sense and a second one with curls to die for. Blaire wished her flat, sort of wavy, damaged, aburn colored-hair did what that beautiful girl’s hair did. Something inside her just set a spark off and she just had to talk to them. Something was compelling her to be their friend, so Blaire did just that against her better judgement.
“Hi..” Blaire spoke up softly once she was close enough to the two friends. Their conversation had cut short at the sound of a new voice and they turned their heads towards Blaire. A smile found it’s way onto the curly-haired girl’s lips. Her smile was soft, it brought an immense calming feeling over Blaire’s persona.
“Hey, are you new here?” The curly-haired girl’s voice was soft and Blaire didn’t know what she was expecting but it definitely wasn’t the girl just knowing she was new at the school. Most people never even payed attention to new kids, they hardly ever knew that there were new kids in the first place. Blaire couldn’t help the smile finding it’s way onto her lips.
“Um, yeah. I am, how’d you know?” Blaire chuckles a little, holding her backpack straps tighter. The girl just shrugged a little, chuckling too.
“Just a hunch. I’m Julie. That’s Flynn over there.” She motioned over to the girl with pretty box-braids and that still, incredible, fashion sense. Flynn waved with a small smile.
“I’m Blaire, by the way. I love you fashion sense.” Blaire says looking at Flynn who smiles deeply, glancing down to see what outfit she had on today.
“Thank you! I’d be damned if I didn’t win best dressed senior year.” Flynn laughs glancing between Blaire and Julie who join in on her laughter.
“They would be wrong to not vote for you. Nobody can top Flynn’s style.” Julie says glancing over at Blaire who nods in agreement. There really wasn’t anyone who could match what Flynn was pulling off. Blaire was a little jealous herself, if she was being honest.
“It’s true. It really is incredible. You’ll have to give me some tips.” Blaire says glancing down at her own clothes. Just a simple jean jacket pulled over a peach t-shirt tucked into some denim shorts.
“Girl, you already look fab, but don’t worry, I’ll hit you up with the good people.” Flynn winked and Blaire laughed and nodded. She already loved these girls and she’s barely known them for 5 minutes. She didn’t know what it was, but there was just something about them that was making her want to be apart of their friend group and know more about them. These girls held their heads high, they were confident, strongly independent, Blaire could literally feel it. She really had never met people like these girls before.
“What class do you have first? Maybe if it’s around where we are we can all walk together?” Julie suggested and Blaire quickly dug her schedule from her pocket. It was a little ripped and tattered but it was still readable.
“Umm, AP Literature with Mrs. Shall.” Blaire read aloud and she heard Flynn let out what sounded like an impressed whistle.
“So you’re like, smart smart. Okay Blaire, I see you.” Flynn coos and Blaire’s face went a little red at that. She just shrugs, to her it wasn’t really a big deal. Her dad always wanted her to take all the advanced classes to help her transcript and all that stuff to do with getting into a good college.
“Not really. I bet there’s so many other people who are smarter than me. I’m actually more into music and stuff.” Blaire admits and this was the first time she’s opened up this much about herself on the first day. Usually, it’d take her a few days to crack because she put a wall up because she hated letting people in only to leave not long after. This was different, though. Much different.
“No way, us too. Julie’s actually in a band.” Flynn says and Blaire pushes her eyebrow up at Julie who smiles shyly. Blaire looks her over once more before it finally clicks in her head.
“Wait, you’re Julie and the Phantoms?” Blaire asks in disbelief. Ever since she saw that youtube video last year of the band performing, she’s been in love. They sang and sounded like angels and Julie had such an amazing stage presence.
“Guilty.” Julie chuckles and Blaire’s eyes widen even more. She squeals a little bit quickly shuts her mouth in embarrassment. Julie and Flynn both chuckle at her little squeal.
“Sorry, that was embarrassing. You guys are amazing I’ve seen the youtube video and listened to a few of the tracks you guys have recorded. It’s all amazing. You guys sound so great together.” Blaire gushes, her inner fan girl coming out. Julie smiles warmly at her words always loving the positive feedback.
“Thank you, that means a lot. We’ve been working really hard this past year to bring good stuff to the table. We’re excited.” Julie smiles and Blaire had to stop herself from squealing again.
“That’s awesome. I’ll definitely be looking forward to it. Plus, however you do those holograms, that’s literally incredible. It looks so real, too.” Blaire gushes again not being able to contain herself.
“Julie, I think she’s a keeper. She loves the band and she’s really nice.” Flynn says glancing over at Blaire who found herself blushing again at the hospitality. She’s never been treated this nicely by people she’s met on her first day. Blaire could say they were keepers too.
Before the three could do anything else, there was a sound of a bell that Blaire assumed it meant it was time to head to first period.
“Quick, run us down your schedule, we have to have classes with you at some point or at least B lunch.” Julie speaks up quickly and Blaire nods, pulling her schedule out again to read it down to the girls.
“AP Lit, Calculus II, French III, AP Government, Music, B lunch!, AP Biology, and free period.” Blaire reads aloud and Julie and Flynn jump around in excitement that she had B lunch with them.
“Awesome! I have Calc II in second period so I’ll see you then.” Julie says with a smile and she waved before walking off down the hallway to class.
“My class is in the direction of AP Lit so I’ll be glad to walk with you.” Flynn says holding out her arm for Blaire to link with. The auburn-haired girl smiled warmly as she linked arms with her new friend and started their way in the opposite direction Julie went.
“So, Miss Blaire, tell me about yourself. I want to know everything.” Flynn starts and Blaire chuckles. She pauses to try and think of something interesting but her life wasn’t really that interesting. Well..none of what she could say anyway..
“I like dogs?” Blaire says grimacing at how bland and boring that sounded.
“Dogs are cool. What kind of music are you into and any special talents with instruments?” Flynn continues not missing a beat and Blaire smiles, liking that Flynn wanted to get to know her. It was a nice change of pace.
“Well I can play the piano 100%. I’m kind of self-taught? I just picked it up one day when I was like 8 and it went from there. I’ve been trying to learn the guitar but I’m not the greatest at it and I guess I can sort of sing?” Blaire shrugs. Singing wasn’t really her main passion, she liked it, it was just kind of something she did on the side though. Her mom always told her she should have taken it further because according to her mom, she had a really nice signing voice.
“A girl with many talents. I like it. You should definitely stop by Julie’s sometime and we can see what you got up your sleeve.” Flynn says nudging her again and Blaire chuckles with a small nod.
“Alright, yeah. Definitely. What about you miss fashionista?” Blaire asks raising her eyebrow. She wanted to know more about Flynn, too considering how she held herself and her very outgoing personality.
“I’m not so much of a singer, but I do like DJing and I can play the trumpet.” Flynn says and Blaire nods impressively. This girl really could do it all and was it all.
“Djing, I like it. It suits you.” Blaire says and Flynn smiles as they slow down to a bunch of open classrooms students were walking in to.
“Alright, see you later Blaire. Stay fresh.” Flynn says before breaking off and heading into her own classroom. Blaire chuckles with a smile before turning into her own classroom.
The girl scans the room, trying to find a good seat when someone suddenly runs into her, almost sending her flying but they were quick to catch her.
“Oh shit, my bad. Are you okay?” Blaire breaks away from whoever’s grasp she was in to meet eyes with a blue eyed, crazy brown haired boy who had a very concerned look on his face.
“Oh yeah, I’m good. Sorry.” Blaire rushes out shaking her head and the boy raises his eyebrow.
“You’re sorry? I nearly knocked you over. Are you sure you’re okay?” He asks and Blaire tilts her head a little. Maybe it was something in this school’s water but everyone she’s met so far, not mentioning it’s only been 2 people, has been extremely nice. All the people from other schools across California have been stuck up and extremely arrogant.
“Yeah, I’m fine. Save yourself the sweat, crazy hair.” Blaire felt a little bold so she went for it, adding in the little nickname. She saw him smile a little before quickly taming his wild head of hair.
“That bad, huh?” He says and Blaire nods. She spotted an open seat in the middle row so she started to make a beeline for it. Middle row seats were the best after all, not too close to the teacher, and not too far away to get caught up in whatever drugs were being passed in the back row. Blaire found her seat and the same crazy haired boy followed after her, grabbing the seat beside hers.
“This seat taken?” He asks raising his eyebrow and Blaire chuckles and shakes her head.
“Be my guest.” Blaire says and the boy smiles. She gives him an amused smile back before pulling out her notebook for the class and a pencil.
“Oh, I’m Ryan by the way.” The boy spoke up again and Blaire glances at him with a smile.
“Blaire.” She responds and the boy returns her smile. Maybe this new change wouldn’t be so bad after all..she could rebuild herself, wash away everything anyone’s ever known about her and start new. I mean, she deserved it, right?
Blaire caught sight of Julie as soon as she entered the classroom and the girl waved her over. Blaire quickly hurried over to her and grabbed the seat next to Julie’s desk before anyone else could take it.
“So what do you think so far? Are you liking it?” Julie pushes her questions and Blaire laughs. She shrugged because she’s only had one period and met about 3 people so she couldn’t judge it yet.
“I’ll let you know around lunch, I’ve only met like 3 people so far.” Blaire laughs and Julie pushes up her eyebrow and a smirk falls on her lips.
“3? Who’s the lucky third?” Julie teases and Blaire just shakes her head with a chuckle.
“I met him last period. It’s name Ryan.” Blaire explains and Julie was already oohing and ahhing.
“Sounds like you two had a good interaction.” Julie says poking her friend’s cheek to indicate there was a blush on them. Blaire pushes her hand away and rolls her eyes.
“I don’t even know him so let’s not take it that far.” Blaire laughs and Julie only shrugs.
“Mark my words, Blaire. I know and see everything.” Julie says with a smirk. Blaire laughs and nods just to make Julie happy. The two girls turn in their seats when the teacher comes in, indicating it was time to start class. They exchange one last smile before pulling out their notes to start class.
Blaire didn’t notice it at first, she was too focused on copying the notes down in time before the teacher switched to the next slide because he was going a little too fast. Blaire had never really been a math wiz but she wasn’t bad at it. She did good and maintained a B+ to A average so she was satisfied and her dad was pretty satisfied with her scores too. He used to be really strict and really pounded into her head that she needed to do well, but ever since her mom passed away a few years ago, he’s laid off a little which Blaire was grateful for.
It was the pink pullover that caught Blaire’s eye that made her turn her head in Julie’s direction to see what was going on. Not really sure what she expecting when she looked, but it definitely wasn’t a boy with Troy Bolton hair, black jeans, vans, a pink pullover standing in front of Julie’s desk. Blaire blinked and then blinked again to make sure what she was seeing was real. She swears the boy wasn’t in the class and she didn’t know how the teacher didn’t see him standing right in front of Julie’s desk.
Blaire glanced at the teahcer, who still didn’t notice the boy standing right there. Was she like seeing things? But she couldn’t be seeing things if Julie was looking right at this kid and scribbling things down into her notebook like she was talking to him. Julie finally glanced over at Blaire for a quick second but she didn’t miss that confused glance and the direction she was looking in. Blaire saw Julie and the kid exchange a glance before looking back at her with wide eyes.
Julie quickly shot her arm up and Blaire suddenly became a little worried.
“Yes, Miss Molina?” The teahcer asks, stopping his lesson. Julie glances to Blaire, a look telling her to follow her lead.
“May Blaire and I use the bathroom? Girl problems.” Julie says and Blaire raised her eyebrow wondering how Julie had that much confidence to say that in front of the whole class. She heard the class snicker a little but the teacher clapped his hands, telling them to be quiet.
“Yes, you may.” The teacher says and Julie nods a thank you. She glances at Blaire and motions for her to follow her out. Blaire quickly packs her backpack up and follows Julie out of the room without another word. The boy in the pink pullover followed after them and yet, he still hasn’t been seen or mentioned by anyone in the classroom.
Julie pulled Blaire around the corner, stopping the two of them where they were out of earshot from any other classrooms. Blaire looks between Julie and the boy very confused and very worried because Julie looked surprised, not worried, but shocked.
“You can see him? Like right here, in front of your face?” Julie asks pointing over at the boy and Blaire glances at the boy who meets her eyes and slowly nods.
“Am I not supposed to be able to see him?..” Blaire trails off slightly. She was getting lost and Julie and the boy exchange another glance.
“What am I wearing?” The boy asks glancing down at his outfit and Blaire looks it over again too.
“A pink pullover with black jeans and checkered vans.” Blaire explains what she sees and Julie’s eyes widen. Blaire was still very confused as to what was happening and why Julie was so surprised she could see this cute boy in front of her.
“She can see me! She can see me! Do you think she can see Alex and Reggie too?” The boy exclaims jumping up and down now and Blaire glances at Julie for help. The girl lets out a sigh.
“Looks like we’ve got a alot of explaining to do..”
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patricksmusicblog · 5 years
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My Favorite Albums/Projects From Each Year of the 10s
The 2010′s decade is about 6 months till its end, mind-boggling enough, this blog has existed for 9 years of it starting mid-2011. Thank you to everyone who’s ever taken any sort of time out of their life to read, think about, or even just glance at one of my reviews over the years it’s meant a lot. Special thanks to those who’ve sent music for me to review or just to listen too and those who’ve reached out and bonded with me over music and more the past few years. This is a compilation of most of all my favorite albums/mixtapes/eps over the years. I’ll probably condense it by years end to a top 50 albums of the 10′s list at the year's end. Hopefully, you find something you haven’t heard and enjoy.
2010 Favs:
Drake- Thank Me Later(Rap): Katy Perry- Teenage Dreams(Pop) Vampire Weekend- Contra(Indie Pop) MGMT- Congratulations(Psych Rock) Nicki Minaj- Pink Friday(Rap) Morning Benders- Big Echo(Indie Pop) Kid Cudi- Man On The Moon II: The Legend of The Rager(Rap) Earl Sweatshirt-Earl(Rap) Four Tet- There Is Love In You(Electronic) Logic- Young Broke and Infamous(Rap) Ceremony- Rohnert Park(Punk)                                                       Baths- Cerulean(Electronic) Caribou- Swim(Electronic)
2011 Favs:
Drake- Take Care(Rap) Kendrick Lamar- Section 80(Rap) Elzhi- Elmatic(Rap) Tyler The Creator- Goblin(Rap) A$AP Rocky- LiveLoveA$AP(Rap) Adele- 21(R&B/Pop) Braids- Native Speaker(indie pop/experimental) Common- The Dreamer The Believer(Rap)                                           Death Grips-Exmilitary(Rap/Experimental)                                                        Thurz-LA Riot(Rap) Logic- Young Sinatra(Rap) Plaid- Scintilli(Electronic) The Roots- Undune(Rap) Battles-Gloss Drop(experimental rock) Africa HiTech-93 Million Miles(Electronic) Torae-For The Record(Rap) Oneohtrix Point Never-Replica(Electronic) Wale-Ambition(Rap) Danny Brown- XXX(Rap)
2012 Favs:
Death Grips-The Money Store(Experimental Hip-Hop) Death Grips- No Love Deep Web(Experimental Hip-Hop) Kendrick Lamar-Good Kid MAAD City(Rap) OFF!-Off!(Punk) Godspeed You! Black Emperor- Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!(Post-Rock) Cloud Nothings- Attack On Memory(Post-Hardcore) The Act Of Estimating as Worthless-Amongst These Splintered Minds//Leaden Thoughts Sing Softly(Indie-Folk) Big Krit-Live From The Underground(Rap) Aesop Rock-Skelethon(Rap) Crypts-Crpt(Electronic) BBNG-BBNG2(instrumental Hip-Hop/jazz rap) KRS-One- The BDP Album(Rap) Killer Mike-Rap Music(Rap) Nas-Life Is Good(Rap) Animal Collective- Centipede Hz(Psych-pop/Experimental Music) Torche- Harmonicraft(Punk) Squarepusher- Ufabulum(Electronic) Rapsody-The Idea Of Beautiful(Rap) Grimes-Visions(Synth-Pop) Joey Bada$$-1999(Rap)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnwUlyjmloI Theesatisfaction -Awe Naturale(Neo-Soul)(R&B)
2013 Favs:
Honey Bones- Honey Bones EP(Synth-Pop) A$AP Rocky-LongLiveASAP(Rap) Joey Bada$$- Summer Knights(Rap) Daft Punk- Random Access Memories(Disco,Electronic,Funk) Janelle Monae-Electric Lady(R&B)                                                Braids- Flourish//Perish(Electronic/Synth-pop)                                Daniel Avery-Drone Logic(Electronic) Anamanaguchi- Endless Fantasy(Electronic/chiptune) Am & Shawn Lee- La Musique Numerique(Electronica) The Haxan Cloak-Excavation(Experimental Electronic) My Bloody Valentine- MBV(Shoegaze) Danny Brown- Old(Rap) Charli XCX- True Romance(Synth-Pop) J.Cole-Born Sinner(Rap) Katy Perry- Prism(Pop) Rapsody- She Got Game(Rap) Tyler The Creator- Wolf(Rap) Paramore- Paramore(Pop-Punk/Alternative) Boards Of Canada-Tomorrow's Harvest(Electronic) Mac Miller- Watching Movies With The Sound Off(Rap) Run The Jewels- Run The Jewels(Rap)
2014 favs:
La Dispute- Rooms Of The House(Post-Punk) Solids- Blame Confusion(Post-Hardcore) Cloud Nothings- Here and Nowhere(Post-Hardcore) Off!- Wasted Years(Punk) Autistic Youth- Nonage(Punk) Sleepstream- They Flew In Censored Skies(Post-Rock) Indian- From All Purity(Black Metal) Glassbooks- Deluge(Post-Punk) Mono- Rays Of Darkness(Shoegaze) Manchester Orchestra- Cope(Alternative Rock) Kidaudra- Ache(Synth-Pop) Mars and The Massacre-Blackout(Garage Rock) Hivehead- Garbage(Punk) No Axis- Labyrinth(Electronic) American Wolf- My Main Sport(Post-Rock) Charli XCX- Sucker(Pop) Run The Jewels- Run The Jewels 2(Rap) Aphex Twin- Syro(Electronic) J. Cole-2014 Forest Hills Drive(Rap) Clipping- CLPPNG(Experimental Rap) Adult Jazz-Gist Is(Experimental Rock) Freddie Gibb & Madlib- Pinata(Rap) Kimbra- Golden Echo(Pop) Logic- Under Pressure(Rap) FKA Twigs-LP1(R&B) Deadmau5-While(1<2)(Electronic) Napolian- Incursio(Electronic) Eprom- Halflife(Electronic) Wolves In The Throne Room- Celestite(Electronic)                   Basement Jaxx- Junto(Electronic)                                          Tokimonsta- Desiderium(Electronic) Vessel-Punish, Honey(Electronic) Plaid- Reachy Prints(Electronic) Skyzoo & Torae- Barrel Brothers(Rap) Big K.r.i.t- Cadillactica(Rap) Uncommon Nasa- New York Telephone(Rap) French Montana-Coke Boys 4(Rap) Death Grips-Government Plates(Experimental Hip-Hop) Future-Monster(Rap) Nitty Scott MC- The Art Of Chill(Rap) Prhyme- Prhyme(Rap) Common-Nobody's Smiling(Rap) Shabazz Palaces- Lese Majesty(Rap) Mastodon- Once More 'Round The Sun(Metal)
2015 favs:
Kendrick Lamar- To Pimp a Butterfly(Rap) Tame Impala-Currents(Psych-Pop) Shlohmo- Dark Red(Electronic) Chelsea Wolfe- Abyss(Dark Wave) Dr. Dre- Compton(Rap) Joey Bada$$-B4.DA.$$(Rap) Protomartyr- The Agent Intellect(Post-Punk) Battles- La Di Da Di(experimental Rock) Girlpool- Before The World Was Big(Punk) Alabama Shakes- Sound & Color(Blues-Rock) Theesatisfaction- Earthee(rap) Square Pusher- Damogen Furies(Electronic) The Chemical Brothers- Born In The Echoes(Electronic) Earl Sweatshirt- I Don't Like Shit I don't go Outside(Rap) Grimes- Art Angels(Synth-Pop) Lupe Fiasco- Tetsu & Youth(Rap) Braids- Deep In The Iris(Electronic/Synth-Pop) Scarface- Deeply Rooted(Rap) Drake- If Your Reading This It's Too Late(Rap) Jay Rock- 90059(Rap) A$AP Rocky- At Long Last A$AP(Rap) Torche- Restarter(Sludge Metal) Aldo Calrissian- Future Shower Thoughts(Electronic) The Game- Documentary 2.5(Rap) Future- Beast Mode(Rap) Future- 56 Nights(Rap) Lana Del Rey- Honeymoon(Baroque pop) Adele- 25(Pop/R&B) Constant Deviants- Avant Garde(Rap)
2016 Favs:
A Tribe Called Quest-We Got It From Here...Thank You For Your Service(Rap) J. Cole-4 Your Eyez Only(Rap) Tacocat-Lost Time(Punk) Weezer-The White Album(Alternative) Danny Brown- Atrocity Exhibition(Rap) YG- Still Brazy(Rap) Schoolboy Q- Blank Face(Rap) Kendrick Lamar- Untitled Unmastered(Rap) BBNG- IV(Hip-Hop) Beyonce- Lemonade(R&B) Kamaiyah- A Good Night In The Ghetto(Rap) Solange- A Seat At The Table(R&B) Faxada- Cohost(Electronic) Celestial Sight- Through The Flat Fields(Electronic) Torae- Entitled(Rap) Kidaudra- Blue Human(Electronic) Aesop Rock-The Impossible Kid(Rap) Death Grips- Bottomless Pitt(Experimental Hip-Hop) Constant Deviants- Omerta(Rap) Man Bites Dog- Entertaining The World(experimental)-                  James Blake- The Colour In Anything(R&B) Drake- Views(Rap) Hivehead- Please Eat Ants(Punk) Damocles- Grizzly Neutron(Electronic) Kodachrome- Journey Into Imagination(Electronic) Lil Yachty- Lil Boat(Rap) Brooklyn White- One(Rap) Flatbush Zombies- 3001: A Laced Odyssey(Rap) Parquet Courts- Human Performance(Indie Rock) Run The Jewels- RTJ3(Rap)
2017 Favs:
DJ-V-The Mad, Mad, Maniac(Rap) Aldo Calrissian- Destroy All Bring New(Electronic) Cloud Nothings- Life Without Sound(Post-Hardcore) Honey Bones- Black(Electronic) Tops- Sugar At The Gate(indie rock) ZoThejerk & Frost Gamble- Black Beach(Rap) Metz- Strange Peace(Noise Rock) Lorde- Melodrama(Art Pop) Tone Chop & Frost Gamble- Respect Is Earned Not Given(Rap) Raekwon- The Wild(Rap) Big K.R.I.T-4eva Is A Mighty Long Time(Rap) Breakfast Muff- Eurgh!(Punk) Epiglottis-She Unravelled the Heavens and The Light Shone Through(Electronic) Jay-Z- 4:44(Rap) Protomartyr- Relatives In Descent(Post-Punk) Four Tet- New Energy(Electronic) Joey Bada$$- All Amerikkkan Bada$$(Rap) SZA- CTRL(R&B) Rapsody- Laila's Wisdom(Rap) Kendrick Lamar- DAMN(Rap Converge-The Dusk In Us(Metal/punk) Princess Nokia- 1992 Deluxe(Rap) Bibio- Phantom Brickworks(Electronic)
2018 Favs:
Reason-There You Have It(Rap) J.Cole- KOD(Rap) Pusha T- Daytona(Rap) Jay Rock- Redemption(Rap) Royce Da 5'9- Book Of Ryan(Rap) Meek Mill- Championships(Rap) Noname- Room 25 Jean Grae & Quelle Chris- Everything's Fine(Rap) Aphex Twin- Collapse EP(Electronic) Kidaudra- Pluto IRD(Electronic)https://kidaudra.bandcamp.com/ Dirty Projectors- Lamp Lit Prose(Experimental Rock) Black Panther: The Album(Rap) MGMT- Little Dark Age(Electronic) Hinds- I Don't Run(Indie Rock) Dream Wife- Dream Wife(Punk) Phryme- Phryme 2(Rap) Tone Chop & Frost Gamble- One(Rap) Cupcakke- Ephorize(Rap) Freddie Gibbs- Freddie Gibbs(Rap) Tierra Whack- Whack World(Rap) Flatbush Zombies- Vacation In Hell(Rap) Cardi-B- Invasion Of Privacy(Rap) Lil Wayne- Tha Carter V(Rap) 21 Savage- I AM > I Was(Rap) Kodak Black- Dying to Live(Rap)                                                     Logic- Young Sinatra IV(Rap) Converge- Beautiful Ruin EP(Metal/punk) Princess Nokia- A Girl Cried Red(Emo-Rap) Naked Giants-Sluff(Punk) Moaning- Moaning(Post-Punk) Chrome Panther- A Screaming Comes Across The Sky(Electronic) Shame- Songs Of Praise(Post Punk)
2019 Favs so far:
Freddie Gibbs & Madlib-Bandana(Rap)
Beast Coast-Escape From New York(Rap)
Styles P-S.P. the GOAT: Ghost of All Time(Rap)
Shlomo- The End(Electronic)
Avey Tare- Cows On Hourglass(Electronic)
Skinny Girl Diet- Ideal Woman(Punk)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jilotRrvtsQ
Dreamville- Revenge of the Dreamers III(Rap)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ZNBRzhTv8
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tominicholland · 7 years
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Time of Your Life
Pairing: Harry Holland x Protagonist (brief, planned), Tom Holland x Protagonist (main, planned)
Synopsis: Jacob Batalon’s youngest cousin (Protagonist) is now – as of August – 18 years old. At the nearly-ripe age of 17, she accompanied her cousin to the Spider-Man: Homecoming premiere where she grows acquainted with the younger crowd of the star-studded cast and – most importantly – piques the interest of two Holland boys, Harry (who’s the same age) and Tom (who’s three years her senior).
Author’s Note: I wanted to use this chapter to develop the personality of the protagonists’ friends, who I believe are going to be crucial in later parts of this fic. Harry makes somewhat of an appearance here, too, so you’ll get a little bit of how they get familiar with each other. 
Word Count: 1,538 
Part I // Part II:  Notifications In which the protagonist’s cousin, Jacob Batalon, lets the world – but more importantly, her friends – know she’s accompanying him to premiere, and Harry Holland lurks on her Instagram profile.
Victoria: “BITCH WHAT THE FUCK YOU DIDN’T TELL ME YOU WERE FLAKING PROM FOR A MOVIE PREMIERE WHAT THE FUCK THAT’S SO COOL” Sent at 5:03. 
My phone’s alarm went off at 6:00. I swiped the message bubble to the left and saw that Victoria, one of my closest friends, had messaged me around an hour after I had knocked out. I’d lulled myself to sleep listening to “Malibu” by Miley Cyrus last night after stressing over plane tickets and everything for the premiere. I basically had two hours of shut-eye to run on. Instead of replying, I reverted to my inbox and saw an overview of other messages:
Sam: “MAJA YOU’RE RELATED TO JACOB BATALON WHAT” “OMG BRING ME SOMETHING FROM THE PREMIERE PLEASE” “MAJA MAJAM JDJKSJDLKAJSKLDJLAJDLKJSLA” Sent at 5:15.
Carlos: “MAJA I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND CAN YOU ASK SPIDER-MAN TO SAY HI TO ME WHEN YOU MEET HIM?” Sent at 5:00.
Imani: “YOU KNOW I’M REALLY PISSED AT YOUR DUMB ASS FOR FUCKING DITCHING PROM BECAUSE I PLANNED THE WHOLE THING AND YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND BASICALLY BUT FAM HOW THE FUCK DID YOU NOT TELL ANYONE YOU WERE GOING TO THE SPIDERMAN PREMIERE THE FUCKKKKKKKK” Sent at 5:30
My heart raced as I swiped down and my iPhone revealed an overload of notifications, which were condensed into a few banners. I clicked the home button and saw about a hundred notifications on Twitter and more than two times more on Instagram. I deduced that the attention stemmed from an Instagram post, so I opened the app.
The earliest notification was from Jacob – he’d gained almost 200,000 followers ever since he brought Ned Leeds to life, and people were liking all his posts now. He’d tagged me in his most recent post – a picture of us when he visited my branch of the family in San Diego during one of the earlier Comic Cons, circa 2002.
“My cousin’s like my little sister. Been with me since the beginning. From Comic Con to Comic Con, and now the Spider-Man Premiere.” He added the shaka and smirk emoji and I giggled a little at first. Then my stomach pitted. My Instagram was public and I only had a few posts (pictures of me at the beach, at school during lunch, sometimes some sports pics), and most notably I had a pride of eighty-nine followers. Now my follower count had increased to a thousand, with a bunch of Spider-Man themed accounts commenting praises on my pictures.
I hastily cleared out all my notifications on all social media outlets and glanced at the clock next to me. It read 6:20. I had 0 period at 6:30, but it wasn’t mandatory, so I sank back into my sheets and calculated how much time I had to dillydally online. School started at 7:15, so I figured I’d have ten more minutes to just think about what I’d say to my friends, who were probably already on their way to 0 period ASB, student government.
“You guys never listen to me, that’s why you didn’t know I was related to him. And I didn’t really know he was dragging me to LA.” Nah, too condemning.
“Uhhhh, I didn’t think it would be that big a deal…” That’s too dismissive.
There was just no safe answer for me to draft out before I’d get to school, so I felt like I’d roll with the punches once they were thrown. What was of even greater importance was my outfit, which I had to contemplate this time around because people were going to talk about me. I wanted people to think that all this noise wasn’t a big deal, so I threw on an off-the-shoulder shirt with some flare-cut Levi’s and some jandals. I already prepared my backpack the night before, so I knew I was going to make it to school in time even if I’d stop by 7-11 to grab a taquito and Slurpee for breakfast.
“Bitch there you are!” Victoria greeted me as first period started. I was unofficially assigned the seat right next to the door, so I came in last to detract any attention.
“You know, ‘bitch’ is a really derogatory term,” I plopped down in my seat and opened my backpack, retrieving the thickest Lit textbook known to man.
“Oh my god, Maja shut up! You know what we’re gonna be talking about today,” Vicky, Sam, Imani, Carlos and I were the odd group that sat in the corner, a bunch of “intellectuals” as our teacher would say, so “jaded” with the curriculum that we typically took group time to gossip.
“So, dude, spill the beans” Sam demanded, once we were released to do our work.
“First,” I asked, “What we’re y’all thinking about equivocation in Macbeth? I’m thinking it has to do with the trees and shit moving, right?”
“Maja, shut up you’re going to get a 5 on the AP exam so can we just cut to the shit that really matters?” Carlos scooted next to me to perfect the quintet. “You’re hot shit now!”
My cheeks flushed as I looked around the room. In that moment, I realized that what all my friends considered true was a lie. People weren’t looking at me. Jake was across the room with Adam and Joey and their other friend, Ryan, asking another group for some help with all the critical reading assignments. No one really gave a shit, no one even knew… well, except for my friends, my weird friends.
Imani noticed a change in my pace from an evasive kind of jitteriness to a dreary sort of dawdling. They asked me what was wrong in a way that got everyone else to shut up. “Nothing,” I said. Obviously I was kidding everyone; I wanted people to notice me for once – maybe be jealous – especially Jake.
“There has to be something wrong—” Sam was about to go on a standard consolatory spiel that friends usually go on when you’re not fully open with them, but my phone vibrated.
“Oh my god who’s Harry Holland?” Sam asked. It wasn’t about caring for me anymore, it was about the boy with a familiar name.
“Is he related to Tom?!” Carlos burst my bubble of personal space and rested his chin on my shoulder as he looked at my screen from next to me.
“U-uhhhhhh, let’s see?” the Instagram banner read “harryholland64 started following you,” so I went straight to his profile.
“Followed by tomholland2013…” Carlos read.
“He’s got the shaka thing….followed by lifeisaloha…” Imani observed.
“HE HAS PICTURES WITH TOM,” Victoria knocked on her desk a bit louder than what was appropriate. Mr. Rosenblatt, our teacher, averted his eyes from his desktop to us.
“Ms. Maja,” Mr. Rosenblatt said in an orotund voice, “Surely you, Ms. Victoria and the rest of your court are way beyond Shakespeare, but others aren’t. You can engage in chatter but please be respectful.”
Victoria’s mouth was agape in both embarrassment and eagerness. We had no idea who Harry Holland was, other than the fact that he was related to Tom and knew my cousin.
Sam refreshed the screen on my notifications page for me and noticed that the “follow” alert was no longer there. “Dude, where’d it go?” she asked, in a curiously hushed tone.
Carlos took my phone and I was unbothered. They were all more eager about this than I was; my stomach was doing flips. It was too good to be true.
“Dude, he unfollowed you, I searched for your name under his following list and it’s not there anymore,” Carlos handed my phone back to my trembling hands. The fairytale had ended.
“Dude, dude,” Victoria took her long pointer finger with its witch-like, purple-coated nail and tapped on my desk for emphasis, like she typically did when she wanted to be the conclusive one. “Unfollow him too. That way it’s not awkward when you meet at the premiere. You guys can just pretend this shit never happened.”
“Nothing even happened,” I retorted.
Imani, with all her infinite wisdom, robbed Victoria of her moment. She let out a grunt of disbelief, as if I was unbearably naïve. “Fam, he was lurking. He follows Jacob and obviously saw the post.”
“He probably got curious and clicked on your tag,” Sam added.
“Yeah dude and he probably thought you were hot,” as much as I wanted to seriously believe in Victoria’s comment, I shook my head.  
“Maja, I think Vicky’s onto something. It may seem outlandish but I’m a dude and if I saw that one of you guys knew someone hot, I’d lurk and follow if I had stable mutuals, too,” this was a surprising revelation from Carlos, who usually provided barely any male insight. He was a listener for the most part, not particularly loquacious. But when he spoke he never gave penny advice, but wisdom worth a few grand.
“This bitch knows his shit,” Victoria nodded, while pursing her lips and sealing her beautifully foul mouth. “I do, too.” 
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SleepWalker 2019 Freshman List
words by Amari Newman, Maxx McGee, & Brennan Ryan
We are SleepWalker Radio, broadcasting on Tuesday nights at midnight on WOBC. In our show, we listen to a lot of rap and watch a lot of rap music videos. Right now XXL is the only relevant hip hop outlet that puts out a “Freshman List,” which is a list of the best artists relatively new to the rap game who have gained a lot of attention in the most recent year. Unfortunately, every list that XXL has put out seems to be more and more out of touch with what actual fans of rap in our age range actually listen to. They also only highlight rappers in their list, even though so much more goes into the overall content put out by these artists including the beats they rap over and the music videos they put out.
So we’re going to put out our own list of rappers, producers and videographers in the rap game that’s more in touch with what people are listening to and want to experience.  This post will cover producers, and you can find the post on rappers here, but stay posted for more posts on the WOBC blog from SleepWalker Radio!
Forza
@YunForza
Forza, from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, makes the rawest and rarest beats in the underground. A member of the Working On Dying producing team, Forza has made a name for himself for his use of a wide variety of samples from video games, and other things I can’t identify, matched with his signature high tempo drums and unconventional 808 patterns that automatically makes you want to mosh. His music sounds like you’re in an intergalactic space war with a bunch of spaceships flying by at like 100,000 miles per hour shooting lasers at you, and all of it is happening at like a 2x youtube speed. Like the s**t is wild to listen to.
The last few years, Forza has established himself as a pioneer in the underground’s Soundcloud scene, working with SickboyRari (Black Kray), Lil Tracy, Five Finger Posse, Bootychaaain, Bladee and Agoff. Forza has recently evolved his sound, focusing on more melodies that match his high tempo sporadic drum patterns, and has collaborated with more mainstream artists including Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Peep and Yung Bans. Forza, along with the whole Working On Dying collective, has already made a significant impact on the underground rap scene and is on track to make massive waves in the industry very soon.
Songs produced by Forza to listen to:
“Yung Bans - ETA,”  “Sub9k - Wit it,” “Lil Uzi Vert - Of course,” “Agoff - Aint no hitta”
Chinatown
@ChinatownBeats_
Chinatown, from Greensboro, North Carolina, makes some of the most melodic crankage out there. One half of the Capsule Corp production team with MilanMakesBeats, China has developed a great selection in the soundscapes that he creates through his production. His complex and layered synths mesh together to make beautiful melodies that are only enhanced by the powerful 808s and wavy drum and snare patterns that accompany them. Listening to Chinatown is like taking a stroll through the world’s most expensive chandelier shop, or driving down a highway next to the beach at midnight with a full moon out and the top down, but there's no wind, just the feeling of slight mist coming from the ocean that’s dark red. It’s honestly just beautiful to listen to.
Chinatown has worked with a variety artists, ranging from Diego Money, Chxpo, Slime Sito, ThouxanbanFauni and D Savage to more mainstream artists like Playboi Carti, Famous Dex and Rich the Kid. China is in a position to really make big moves this year with his sound getting more distinct and better, and I am already seeing a trend in other producers who are shaping their beats similar to China’s, showing how much influence he already has in the game.
Songs produced by Chinatown to listen to:
“Diego Money - Numbers,” “Playboi Carti feat Lil Uzi Vert - Firearm,” “Thouxanbanfauni - GiGi,” “Chxpo - U ALR SNOW”
Beat By Jeff  
@jeffersonbeats_
Beat by Jeff, from Arlington, Texas, was probably the most influential producer in the game this past year. Originally gaining recognition in the scene for being the sole producer of almost all of Splurge’s songs, Jeff’s simplistic style quickly took over the sound of the whole rap industry in a few months. His beats are not that complex, and normally include some robotic ass and reverbed 808, hi-hats, and a clap or snare, but it cranks. And every person who raps over it sounds great. Although he did not create the #woah dance, almost all the videos that went viral of people doing it were to Beat By Jeff’s production. Once the #woah started blowing up, a large amount of relevant rappers at the time came out with songs with a Beat by Jeff “type beat” that people could #woah to. He really repopularized the non-melodic and basic components of Hip-Hop production that lets the lyricism and cleverness of a rapper shine.
Jeff has done a great job at putting people from his city on, working with a bunch of Texas artists including Splurge, 10K.Caash, S3nsi Molly and G.U.N. He has recently began to branch out, working with artists like Unotheactivist and Matt Ox. Jeff is definitely responsible for the shift in the production in rap songs that took place in 2018, and I’m sure he’ll continue to influence rap’s production this year as well.
Songs produced by Beat by Jeff to listen to:
“Splurge - Intro pt. 2,” “Unotheactivist - As a Young Boy,” “S3nsi Molly feat Lil Brook - 223,”   “Splurge - Tear it Apart”
Marcusbasquiat
@marcusbasquiat
Marcusbasquait, from New York City, has got some of the most ethereal and otherworldly beats out there. Using keys and synths that sound like chime bells moving very smoothly in a nice breeze, Marcus creates complex and beautiful hums that have futuristic snares, hi-hats and drums over it. Listening to his instrumentals puts you in an alternate universe that is probably the color purple.
This past year, Marcusbasquait has become a frequent collaborator with Lucki, being responsible for all of the production on his “Days B4 II” ep, along with producing “2012 summer” off his Freewave III project. He has also produced for Thouxanbanfauni, BOOFBOIICY, UnotheActivist, and Terrence Escobar. He is quickly developing his own sound, and it's becoming easier to identify a Marcusbasquiat beat as his collection grows. He's definitely gonna be putting out some heat as the year goes on.  
Songs produced by Marcusbasquiat to listen to:
Lucki - 2012 Summer, Thouxanbanfauni - Eyes Wide Shut, Lucki - Switchlanes
LordFubu
@FUBARTI
LordFubu, from Jacksonville Florida, production is really just beautiful. His smooth keys and samples, fit perfectly with his clean drum patterns. Listening to his music is like laying on a beach with really warm sand and looking at an ocean that's crystal clear. Fubu has been steadily expanding his repertoire and reputation since 2015, currently acting as the main producer for the Marino Infantry collective operating out of Baltimore. He has produced an astonishing amount of YG Addie (A$AP Ant)’s newest material being his go to producer since 2017. He has also worked with artists like Silkmoney, A$AP Rocky, Tay K, Supa Bwe, Michael Christmas, Da$h and ICYTWAT.
LordFubu is also one of the most active producers on social media, posting cool anime edits to his beats, reviewing the many pairs of shoes that he owns or comes across, and going live on his instagram and chefin up right before his followers eyes. He’s really just a cool dude who makes smooth ass beats.
Songs produced by LordFubu to listen to:
“A$AP Ant feat Hoodrich Pablo Juan - Diamond Dust,” “A$AP Rocky - Nights like this,” “Divine Council - Dirtbags in Distress”
Cheecho
@AyeeCheecho
Cheecho, from D.C. or PG county, is probably the hardest producer out of the DMV area. His 808s hit harder than all other producers’ in the game, and his drum patterns just crank. Listening to his music feels like you’re experiencing an earthquake while in the middle of a shoot out.
Cheecho has produced for many upcoming rappers including Q da Fool, Hood Rich Pablo Juan, Goonew, Lil Dude, Big Flock, Slime Sito, Xanman (Free Xan), MoneyMarr and Baby Ahk (RIP). He has played a huge role in developing the sound coming out of the DMV area that is quickly taking over the general rap game. His production has become a staple of that sound, with almost every popping artist from the area having a song with Cheecho in the early stages of their career. Essentially, you can literally get any random person from Maryland to spit over a Cheecho beat and it’s gonna crank by default.
Songs by Cheecho to listen to:
“Q da Fool - Trap Shit,” “Lil Dude & Goonew - HunnitBandJugg,” “Slime Sito - Blanco,” “Goonew - Bag”
Noir Brent (BrentRambo)
@BRENTR4MBO
Noir Brent, from Chicago, Illinois, has some of the most lit production out there. Acquiring the most randomest sounds he can find and mixing them together over some crazy 808 and drum patterns, along with his tag that comes from an old viral meme, Brent makes every one of his beats noticeable and distinct. Noir Brent, and his frequent producer collaborator Uglyfriend, have mastered this weird production. His beats sound like a computer being microwaved, with all of its parts going haywire and making the wildest digital sounds that loop perfectly over sporadic drums and 808s.
Brent has been active since 2015 and has produced for almost every relevant “Soundcloud rapper” including Lucki, Lil Pump, Smokepurrp, Famous Dex, Madeintyo, Lil Yachty, Rich The Kid, Yung Bans, Trippie Redd, Chxpo, Warhol.ss and Nolanberollin. Brent has proven himself as one of the most unique producers of our time, and more people in the game are noticing, if they didn’t already. Brent is another producer whose really active on social media, becoming one of the most reliable meme plugs in the rap game, even though he’s toned down his meme related content as of late. He’s got some bars too. But yeah, Noir Brent’s music is beyond wild and always slaps when you listen to it.
Songs produced by Noir Brent to listen to:
“Warhol.SS -  boof!,” “Lil Xelly & Noir Brent- Started, Xrr!,” “Famous Dex feat Madeintyo - With yo B!tch,” “Noir Brent - WhutShutUp”
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Celebrity Big Brother 2018: launch show - Kirstie Ally joins kidnapped model Chloe Ayling but no sign of Stormy Daniels
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Celebrity Big Brother 2018: launch show - Kirstie Ally joins kidnapped model Chloe Ayling but no sign of Stormy Daniels
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It was a bit of a bru-ha-ha in a TV tea cup on the opening night of Celebrity Big Brother, with lots of z-listers clanking down the tunnel into the Channel 5 portacabin of doom – but no sighting of rumoured contestant Stormy Daniels. 
Reports that Channel 5 had smashed the piggy bank to woo the adult entertainment star, currently locked in a high-profile legal dispute with US President Donald Trump, were revealed to be the reality television equivalent of fake news. 
After the broadcast, movie gossip site Deadline Hollywood claimed Daniels had flown to the UK but had declined to enter the house after talks over her fee broke down. 
However, there was speculation on social media that she will make her appearance later in the competition, receiving a reduced payment of $250,000 rather than the $1 million her representatives are said to have initially requested. 
It was also a case of “Nil Brother” for Samantha Markle, half-sister of the Duchess of Sussex. 
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Stormy Daniels, despite the rumours, has not taken up residence in the Big Brother house… yet Credit: AP
Again, the internet had lit up earlier in the week with murmurings that she would be in the house and, again, she obviously had better things to do than spend a month rowing with TOWIE cast-offs over whose turn it was to make the tea. 
Instead, the line-up was as screamingly ho-hum as ever. Cheers actress Kirstie Alley was the best known entrant by a very considerable distance. 
Joining her were – deep but weary breath – rogue trader Nick Leeson, “Bad Girls Club” reality star Natalie Nunn, psychic to the stars Sally Morgan, former Emmerdale actress Roxanne Pallett, Married at First Sight (and now very single) contestant Ben Jardine, comedian and presenter (and recreational kilt-wearer) Hardeep Singh Kohli, Love Island graduate / escapee Gabby Allen, The Only Way Is Essex’s Dan Osborne, “Human Ken Doll” Rodrigo Alves, model and kidnap victim (yes, I’ve just written that down) Chloe Ayling, footballer Jermaine Pennant and (nearly there) ex-Coronation Street actor Ryan Thomas. 
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Celebrity Big Brother returned for another year Credit: Channel 5
Still, it was the absence of Daniels that stood out. Celebrity Big Brother didn’t help itself by burdening this series with the theme “Eye of the Storm” or by naming Alley “President” of the house.
It was almost as if Channel 5 had someone else lined-up for the job and was forced to reconfigure at the last minute. Here are the other talking points. 
Even without Daniels there’s one actual celebrity in the house  
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Kirstie Alley is shown into the house Credit: Stuart Wilson/Getty Images
CBB has historically stretched the definition of “celebrity” to snapping point. But the first guest unveiled tonight was, if no longer quite a-list, then still a few rungs above “internet famous”. It was Cheers star Kirstie Alley (sorry you knew that already).
Presumably because she didn’t know /care what she’d signed up for, Alley was ferociously chipper in her natterings with presenter Emma Willis. The “media storm” she had gone through, though? A hoo-hah about her putting on weight after Cheers. 
Which, if obviously gruelling for her, pales against… becoming involved in a public legal battle with a sitting American President (to pick a random example). 
“I enjoy staying in my pyjamas all day,” said Alley springing up the steps to the house. Many the veteran CBB watcher will have empathised.  
Celebrity Big Brother contestants now speak fluent Celebrity Big Brother 
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Jermaine Pennant, the former football bad boy Credit: Ian West/PA
“I just want people to see the real me,” said “bad boy” footballer Jermaine Pennant. “Don’t judge a book by its cover,” he added. In his case, the cover included multiple drink-driving offences that landed him in prison and saw him play a Premier League match wearing an electronic tag. 
Ryan Thomas, meanwhile, “couldn’t believe” he was on the show and Hardeep Singh Kohli was looking forward to participating in a “social experiment”. 
Disappointingly, there was a reversal of a recent trend by which at least one contestant blurts out that yes, they’re here strictly for the big bag o’ lolly at the end. 
Is Human Ken Doll Rodrigo Alves the shiniest CBB contestant yet? 
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 Rodrigo Alves  Credit: Henry Nicholls/Reuters
With enough facial nips and tucks to give peak Michael Jackson the willies, the surgically-altered flight attendant looked like a villain from an Eighties horror movie that had burnt through its budget in its first week 
His personality, thankfully, seemed far less plastic than his chin and, unlike the other contestants, he was clearly there for the fame rather than the cold hard cash.
“Rodrigo has four ribs removed and carries them around in a jar,” said Emma Willis, which also sounded like something from an Eighties horror movie that had burnt through its budget in its first week . 
A month cooped up with Kirstie Alley and Barbie’s pretend boyfriend probably won’t faze Chloe Ayling
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Chloe Ayling arrives Credit: Henry Nicholls/Reuters
The London-based model was brutally kidnapped while working in Italy. Knocked unconscious and locked in a car boot before being dramatically rescued, she will no doubt bring some healthy perspective to a show in which famous (ish) people get paid to bicker over sleeping arrangements in a plastic shed. 
‘Themed’ Celebrity Big Brother Seasons are unfortunately now a thing
In January, it was a celebration of Girl Power and the centenary of women’s suffrage (with noted feminist Dapper Laughs among the house-mates). Now came a season titled “Eye of the Storm”, featuring contestants who have been in bang in the middle of a media tornado. 
“These notorious VIPs have faced prison, bankruptcy and even an international manhunt,” explained Willis, who had worn her hair in Jedward fright wig especially for the occasion (maybe she’d just heard Stormy Daniels wasn’t coming on).
Does Channel 5 know what a “media storm” even means? 
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Hardeep Singh Kohli
Some of the contestants  – Ayling and Pennant were the most clear-cut examples –  could justifiably claim to have been all over the headlines. 
But not every controversy was quite as red hot as CBB’s billing. “Nasty Girl” Natalie Nunn was once in a Twitter beef with rapper Whiz Khalifa; Osborne and Allen had been accused by the tabloids of illicit antics. Unpleasant for them – the tabloid accusations, not the alleged antics – but hardly a gale-force news event. 
They’ve redesigned the house
“You will see and smell everything from here,” said Emma Willis, peeping through the skimpy divider between loo and the bedrooms. “There’s a massive wet-room,” she added ominously. 
Later, she divulged that the theme was “Hollywood Cool”. “Trump Tower on acid” was probably nearer. It was as if the red carpet had been rolled out for a guest who had declined to appear. As a former acquaintance of Stormy Daniels might say: “Saaad”.
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as someone who is a total open book & prioritizes vulnerability & intimacy let me tell you 
there is nothing on earth better than when someone who rarely shows their real feelings/thoughts/emotions opens up to you and allows you to support them or lets you in to their mind. yeah i’m smiling like an idiot right now because ALL I WANT IS THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE SUPPORTIVE AND SWEET AND LOOK AT THIS MAN, JUST GIVING IT TO ME, LETTING ME CARE FOR HIM
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Surrender To Daniel’s Top 250 Tracks Of 2017ish (Just The List, Please)
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It’s a busy world out there and you could do with a version of this list without all the jackass commentary. Below are my Top 250 Tracks of 2017ish in countdown form. Thanks for hanging out. I look forward to listening to your list.
250. Kelly Clarkson - Love So Soft (Cash Cash Remix)
249. Trinidad Cardona - Jennifer
248. Arcade Fire - Electric Blue
247. Valerie June - Shakedown
246. Rozwell Fitzroy - Block Game
245. Fickle Friends - Hard To Be Myself
244. Katy Perry featuring Migos - Bon Appetit
243. Chip - Snap Snap
242. Borussia - Kinda Love
241. Lady Gaga - The Cure
240. Sonamoo - I (Knew It)
239. Taylor Swift - …Ready For It
238. Joyride - Aunty Tracey’s Cookies
237. Carly Pearce - Every Little Thing
236. Eves Karydas - There For You
235. Vic Mensa featuring Pusha T - OMG
234. Tigertown - Warriors (St. Lucia Remix)
233. Lady Leshurr - Juice
232. Frank Ocean - Chanel
231. DYGL - Let It Out
230. Old Dominion - No Such Thing As A Broken Heart
229. Super Junior - Black Suit
228. Barenaked Ladies & The Persuasions - The Old Apartment
227. Ayo & Teo - Lit Right Now
226. LCD Soundsystem - Tonite
225. Pip Blom - Babies Are A Lie
224. Shay Lia - What’s Your Problem
223. Lauren Alaina - Doin’ Fine
222. Jachary - Yellow Vision
221. Cende - Bed
220. Waju featuring Phantom Thrett - If U Wanna
219. AOBeats & Annabel Jones - Strangers
218. CupcakKe - Barcodes
217. Aly & AJ - Take Me
216. Tyler, The Creator featuring A$AP Rocky - Who Dat Boy
215. Joe Goddard - Music Is The Answer
214. Gabrielle - Nye Joggesko
213. Amber Coffman - No Coffee
212. Diamond Platnumz, Harmonize, Rich Mavoko & Rayvanny – Zilipendwa
211. Ugly God - Fuck Ugly God
210. Royal Canoe featuring Begonia - Fussin’
209. Ah Mer Ah Su - Meg Ryan
208. Wesley Gonzalez - Piece of Mind
207. Smino - Anita
206. Hannah Jane Lewis - Raincheck
205. Mollie King - Hair Down
204. Ten Fé - Twist Your Arm
203. Charlie Worsham - Cut Your Groove
202. iLoveMakonnen featuring Rae Sremmurd - Love
201. Allison Crutchfield - I Don’t Ever Wanna Leave California
200. Drezus - Get Up
199. Aimee Mann - Patient Zero
198. Fekky x Ghetts - Call Me Again
197. Slow Dancer - Don’t Believe
196. Kiesza - Dearly Beloved
195. Cam’ron - 10,000 Miles
194. Paul Heaton & Jacqui Abbott - I Gotta Praise
193. THANKS featuring Sam Sparro - Your Man
192. Desiigner- Outlet
191. Maya Killtron - Whiplash
190. Maty Noyes - Say It To My Face
189. Tee Grizzley featuring Lil’ Yachty - From The D To The A
188. Bhad Bhabie - These Heaux
187. Sean Nicolas Savage - Opposing Truths
186. 2 Chainz - Trap Check
185. Evening Glow - Love Tonight
184. Liv Dawson - Searching
183. Bruno Mars - Versace On The Floor
182. Paramore - Hard Times
181. Ghost Twin - Plastic Ghost
180. Lao Ra featuring Konshens - Boby Bounce
179. SOB X RBE - Lane Changing
178. PIXEY - Hometown
177. Feltworth - Forget This Feeling
176. Twice - Likey
175. Craig Finn - God In Chicago
174. Axolotes Mexicanos - Trececatorce
173. Charli XCX - Boys
172. Lil Uzi Vert - XO Tour Llif3
171. Steven Wilson - Permanating
170. Promiseland - Take Down The House
169. Estrons - Strobe Lights
168. Future Islands - Ran
167. Shamir - Straight Boy
166. St. Vincent - Los Ageless
165. Maluma - Felices los 4
164. John Maus - Touchdown
163. Sharon Needles - Battle Axe
162. Stormzy - 4PM In London
161. Adult Mom - Full Screen
160. Luke Combs - When It Rains
159. HAIM - Want You Back
158. RVIVR - The Tide
157. Torres - Helen In The Woods
156. Partner - Play The Field
155. Manuel Turizo - Una Lady Como Tú
154. The Moonlandingz featuring Rebecca Lucy Taylor - The Strangle Of Anna
153. April - Mayday
152. A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie - Drowning
151. Cassius - Ibifornia (Myd Remix)
150. Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Harajuku Iyahoi
149. Goodbye Honolulu - Typical
148. Electric Six - I’ll Be In Touch
147. DJ Khaled featuring Beyoncé and Jay-Z - Shining
146. Sløtface - Empire Records
145. Tank - When We
144. Jerry Williams - I’m Not In Love With You
143. Gothic Tropic - How Life Works
142. Girl Ray - Don’t Go Back To Ten
141. Ski Mask The Slump God - Babywipe
140. Mike WiLL Made-It featuring Big Sean - On The Come Up
139. Pkew Pkew Pkew - Before We Go Out Drinking
138. Brockhampton - Star
137. The Perfect Kiss - Broadcast (From You To Me)
136. Fishbach - Un Autre Que Moi
135. Surfbort - Back To Reaction
134. Highlight - Can Be Better
133. Dagny - Wearing Nothing
132. First Hate - The One
131. Sorority Noise - No Halo
130. Playboi Carti - Magnolia
129. Alex Cameron & Angel Olsen - Stranger’s Kiss
128. Real Numbers - Frank Infatuation
127. Rejjie Snow featuring Pell - Virgo
126. YoungBoy Never Broke Again - Untouchable
125. Kesha - Learn To Let Go
124. LOONA Odd Eye Circle - Girl Front
123. Middle Kids - Never Start
122. Kelela - LMK
121. Hey Violet - Break My Heart
120. Sean Paul featuring Dua Lipa - No Lie
119. Papooz - Trampoline
118. Lab Coast - Back To Your Future
117. Mise en Scene - Waster
116. Weaves - Walkaway
115. Aymee Nuviola - Rumba de la Buena
114. Plaitum - Ovation
113. New Swears - Dance With The Devil
112. The Regrettes - Seashore
111. Kane Strang - My Smile Is Extinct
110. Red Velvet - Red Flavor
109. Lovely Bad Things - Hiding to Nothing
108. Century Palm - King of John Street
107. Jessie Reyez - Gatekeeper
106. Jay Som - Baybee
105. YBN Nahmir - Rubbin’ Off The Paint
104. Milk Teeth - Owning Your Okayness
103. Bakermat featuring Kiesza - Don’t Want You Back
102. Jimmie Allen - Blue Jean Baby
101. FAUX - Take Back Time
100. Joey Bada$$ - Land of the Free
99. Tove Styrke - Mistakes
98. A$AP Ferg - Plain Jane
97. Astrid S - Such A Boy
96. Wax Idols - Everybody Gets What They Want
95. DeJ Loaf - No Fear
94. Hamell On Trial - Safe
93. Tay-K - The Race
92. Fazerdaze - Lucky
91. Jax Jones featuring Demi Lovato & Stefflon Don - Instruction
90. Jon Pardi - Heartache on the Dancefloor
89. Heart Attack Man - Taking Sides
88. RaeLynn - Lonely Call
87. Young Guv - Traumatic
86. Baka Not Nice - Live Up To My Name
85. John Moreland - It Don’t Suit Me (Like Before)
84. Lil Yachty - Bring It Back
83. The Drums - Blood Under My Belt
82. Amaal Mallik - Maine Tujhko Dekha
81. Jillian Jacqueline - Hate Me
80. Lizzo - Water Me
79. Joy Again - Kim
78. Yaeji - Last Breath
77. Daniela Spalla - Prometí
76. Peach Pit - Seventeen
75. Baio - Man of the World
74. Rostam - Bike Dream
73. Juiceboxxx - Freaking Out
72. Mabel - Begging
71. Bleachers - I Miss Those Days
70. The Killers - The Man
69. Dude York - Love Is
68. Pale Waves - There’s A Honey
67. TYSM - Honeymoon Phase
66. Artificial Pleasure - All I Got
65. Tei Shi - Keep Running
64. vivienxo - TTYN
63. Lanikai - Motor Inn
62. Midland - Drinkin’ Problem
61. Sam Coffey & The Iron Lungs - Talk 2 Her
60. Thundercat featuring Michael McDonald & Kenny Loggins - Show You The Way
59. Rozwell Kid - Wendy’s Trash Can
58. Jazz Cartier - Tempted
57. BØRNS - Faded Heart
56. Sigrid - Don’t Kill My Vibe
55. Leikeli47 - 2nd Fiddle
54. QTY - Rodeo
53. The Big Moon - Formidable
52. Kenshi Yonezu - Peace Sign
51. Ski Mask The Slump God - Catch Me Outside
50. Sampha - (No One Knows Me) Like The Piano
49. Danny L Harle - 1UL
48. Sälen - Heartbreak Diet
47. Iron Chic - My Best Friend (Is A Nihilist)
46. Phoenix - J Boy
45. Carly Rae Jepsen - Cut To The Feeling
44. Mozart’s Sister - Moment 2 Moment
43. Peter Perrett - An Epic Story
42. Miguel featuring Travis Scott - Sky Walker
41. Demi Lovato - Sorry Not Sorry
40. Cathedrals - Try to Fight
39. Janitor Scum & The Scums - Shopping Cart
38. ARY - Childhood Dreams
37. HMLTD - To The Door
36. KWAYE - Little Ones
35. Fitness Forever - Canadian Ranger
34. The Cornshed Sisters - The Message
33. BETSY - Little White Lies
32. Rae Morris - Do It
31. The Steves - I Feel Like Dying
30. Future featuring Kendrick Lamar - Mask Off (Remix)
29. Rita Ora - Anywhere
28. Needles//Pins - Miracle
27. Dream Wife - Fire
26. Ralph - Tease** **
25. Hall N Nash - Machine Gun Black
24. Pixx - I Bow Down
23. Starley - Call On Me (Ryan Riback Remix)
22. Dave x J Hus - Samantha
21. Charlotte OC - Shell
20. Slow Leaves - Enough About Me
19. PRETTYMUCH - Would You Mind
18. Kendrick Lamar - Humble
17. Amber Mark featuring Mia Mark - Monsoon
16. Denzel Curry - This Life
15. Breakfast Muff - RU a Feminist
14. Deem Spencer - Soap
13. ionnalee - Samaritan
12. Pristin - Wee Woo
11. Quay Dash - Decline Him
10. Confidence Man - Boyfriend (Repeat)
9. Dance Movie - Penny
8. Clairmont The Second - The Ave In You
7. MUNA - I Know A Place
6. Tierra Whack - Mumbo Jumbo
5. IU - Last Night Story
4. Tove Lo - Disco Tits
3. IU featuring G-Dragon - Palette
2. Dua Lipa - New Rules
1. Lorde - Green Light
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domesticmail · 3 years
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HE CALLED ME CUTE HE CALLED ME CUTE HE CALLED ME CUTE
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domesticmail · 3 years
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update: apparently he was with his friend who just got back in town, and she took his phone from him all day
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domesticmail · 3 years
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so like nobody cares but RYAN KISSED ME YESTERDAY
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domesticmail · 3 years
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men don't deserve rights that's all
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