happy bday! can i request a kurt wagner x batsis?
THANKS ANON! sorry it took so long to write 😓
Awkward first meetings
SUMMARY: When Bruce Wayne finds out his daughter is dating, he demands to meet them. What he doesn't expect is a mutant that looks like, well... a blue demon.
TW: slight mutant slander, body image issues (for kurt this is being blue and stuff), language, use of she/her/hers pronouns, use of Y/N, overprotective batfam.
A/N: batsis's vigilante name is nightingale
"So what's his name again?"
Y/N sighed. Her family would never let this go, would they?
"I told you a thousand times, Dick, it's Kurt."
Dick frowned.
"Kurt what?"
"You'll find out, I'm not having you do a background check on my boyfriend!" She said, annoyed.
"Why are you so against it?" Jason asked. "If he was a good, normal person, then it wouldn't do any harm. Unless there's something that you want to keep from us."
"I won't tell you, and besides, he'll let you know when he'd ready. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go change my clothes."
Y/N Wayne and Kurt Wagner met about four months ago. She'd finally gotten to meet with her friend, Jean, and was surprised to find that she would finally get to meet the group of people that Jean talked about so much. They consisted of Jean's boyfriend Scott, two girls named Ororo and Jubilee, and three boys: Peter, Warren, and Kurt. He'd asked her out on a date after that, and the rest was history.
Y/N sighed, and put on her sweater. Most likely her brothers would do nothing less than interrogate Kurt.
Suddenly her phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Y/N. Vat do I do? Do you just vant me to come and Bamf to your door?" Kurt asked.
She sighed.
"Listen, Blue, if you wanna then go for it. I mean... they'll find out tonight at dinner anyway."
"Alright." Y/N heard a familiar teleporting noise and then a voice.
"Here goes notzing."
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She heard a bell ring throughout the house, then came downstairs.
Y/N sighed. Hopefully her family wouldn't be stunned.
"Hey, Kurt."
The blue mutant grinned, and then walked up to her.
"Za professor vas a vittle against me coming here, but Jean convinced him," Kurt said.
"Eh, if I needed to I could just bribe him," she said flippantly. Her boyfriend chuckled, then looked at her brothers, who seemed... unsurprised, to be honest.
Jason was the first to speak.
"Of course Y/N/N goes for the metas," he said, laughing.
"Tt, wouldn't he know? F-Batman has a rule against metahumans," Damian said, frowning at the mutant.
"I'm...not a metahuman," Kurt said, looking at them.
"What are you, then?" Steph asked.
"A mutant."
"Look, it doesn't matter, because now he's here, and we can do introductions. Kurt, this is Babs, Dick, Jason, Cass, Steph, Tim, Duke, and Damian. Idiots minus Cass, this is Kurt," Y/N said, motioning to each Bat as she spoke. "And the person you met at the door is Alfred, he's basically our grandpa."
"It's nice to veet you all," Kurt said, smiling nervously.
"Where are you from?" Dick asked.
"Germany."
"Cool, I'm from Romania," he said.
The awkward silence returned, and they were all grateful that Alfred came in before it got too...weird.
"Master Bruce is here, and dinner is finished cooking, so please make your way into the dining room soon."
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A/N: I literally butchered his accent smh ToT
thanks for the request! sorry it was so short!
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Dazai's ability being No Longer Human is so fascinating to me. because it's his ability, but the phrasing implies that there was a point in the past where he was human and now it's gone. abilities are often awakened via traumatic circumstances, and Dazai had his ability at 15. perhaps the incident involved an ability user and Dazai being forced to make them to stop, so how young was he when he lost his humanity?
it also feeds into the fact that he thinks of himself as a monster and therefore Not Human. and the fact that he can make other people Not Human by touching them -- his touch is taking away something from the other person that makes them who they are, makes them human
(and his touch making Chuuya feel Human Again after he uses Corruption and becomes Something Else, something wild, uncontrollable and mindless. Dazai's touch gives him his mind back, and it must be such a relief to have someone who can bring him back to himself when he can't do it himself)
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Saw your post from a while back about Tharizdun being Predathos, and ive been making posts of my own similar theories on my sideblog too. Here's something to add to the evidence pile;
The recent episodes and the convo with Teven Klask hint at the demons of the abyss feeling bolstered by Predathos, wheras by Teven's account, Asmodeus is nervous. But why would the demons be feeling strong enough to do these incursions in the material plane if Tharizdun (who resides in the Abyss) is itself a betrayer god and thus presumably just as vulnerable as Asmodeus and the other betrayers? Theres something extremely fishy there that stands out like a sore thumb to me. And if Tharizdun isnt himself Predathos, id bet money that he's at least related in some way.
(Sorry I forgot to reply! Ty for this ask and the juicy evidence!) I agree and even caught up to the current episode (88) I still think Predathos is actually Tharizdun or at least an off shoot, like how Ukatoa is an offspring of the betrayer god Zehir.
Tharizdun has always been described more like an "It" and very alien, and being the "chained god" I can absolutely see it being Predathos chained at the center of Ruidis (with the dispel magic device the party found in e88 being a key tool in breaking those chains.)
We saw with the Angel of Irons in c2 how Tharizdun will mask itself to appear as whatever best influences others, so I can see how this would affect not only the folks living on Ruidis, but appeal to someone like Ludinus and his goals especially.
These commandments I found on the wiki seem to line up even more towards what we know of Predathos so far:
Personally? I think the lore about how Tharizdun is purely evil might be a narrative/opinion pushed by all the gods, because of course if it is actually Predathos and it eats divinity (and notably not the Elementals) they would absolutely see it as evil. But I don't think a hungry predator that has to eat to survive is inherently evil, but it is obviously dangerous with a lot of consequences for Exandria if let loose. The documents they found said it came from beyond the stars, so honestly the vibe I'm getting right now is a hungry beast sent ahead to clear out old divinity to make way for something new, like this "Epoch of Ends?" Is that just poetic language or a detailed plan/prophecy someone might know more about?
So on the one hand, I hope the party is able to stop what Ludinus is doing so a lot of people don't die...but on the other hand I love big d&d drama and would love to see a calamity 2.0 where some gods get chomped and Matt can shake up the system so we can see some new gods form, some mortals ascend or have old gods take new roles.
I hope we get some more ancient lore drops soon & I'm excited for tonight's episode :]
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