#s!janus

[loganslowdown4]

Remus: I don’t have pet names for Virgil, that’s silly-

Janus: Uh huh…

Remus: I don’t!

Janus: So, answer my question then. Do you know what bees make?

Remus: *confused* Um, honey?

Virgil: *walking in with purple eyeshadow* Yeah? *realizes Janus is there* Shit.

Janus: *gives a look* You know you two can’t lie to me.

#so much for dating on the dl haha #why even try to lie to Janus #that’s impossible #thomas sanders #sanders sides #virgil sanders #incorrect sanders sides #Janus sanders #Remus sanders s #dukexiety #ts dukexiety #cw swearing

[ax3-e0ns]

#sanders sides #remus sanders #virgil sanders #patton sanders #janus sanders #my art #my artwork #Octo+Frog=Spider? #O+F=S? AU #I mean Remus didn't initially #but now he does #dinners are never normal for these dorks

[annoyingthemesong]

SUBLIME CINEMA #665 - CASSANDRA CAT

60's Czech new wave cult weirdness, about a cat that can read people's minds. Somewhat political allegory, it's one of the strangest offerings from that period of Czechoslovak filmmaking, now rediscovered and recently restored.

#cinema #films #cinematography #film #movies #movie #film stills #filmmaking #filmmaker #cinephile #janus films #the Cassandra cat #czech #Czech filmmaking #Czechoslovakia #60's #cannes #cannes film festival #restoration #cult #cult film #cult movie #fantasy #science fiction #weird #color #science fantasy #sci fi #foreign film #Vojtěch Jasný

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

I like to think that Virgil knows German and he has a tendency to slip into it when he talks about technical music stuff. He also rolls his r's so it has a sort of purring quality that can hypnotize Remus and turn him to goo. It's so powerful that Roman and Janus have grabbed the spider and told him to "say German words" just to get Remus to calm down his chaos

Also just the thought of him reading the original Grimms' Fairytales to Remus is beautiful

I never knew I needed Vee knowing German until now I L O V E that so fucking much!!! Ree is weak at the K N E E S for those R rolls but can't really blame a Duke for wanting to hear his Spider purr <3 Also I'm cackling at the thought of Jan and Ro being like "Virgil for the love of everything just please say German words you're gonna break him further and we'll even translate if we have to" (Jokes on them Ree still finds it hot XD)

#also vee reading gft to ree is so fucking cute P L E A S E #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #janus sanders #roman sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #ts janus #ts roman #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #brandstifter-sys #not a countdown

[bananaconda33-blog]

#logan sanders #roman sanders #sanders sides #thomas sanders #virgil sanders #ts sanders sides #art #illustration #music #s #logic sanders #thirsty #sexy nerd #nerdy babe #janus sanders #remus sanders

[ask-the-snek-man]

“Because that always works…”

#sir did you notice something or what #also hi I’m back life just decided to throw me out a window #I crawled back in #happy thank givig #Time to yell Janus’s name into the void!!! #sanders sides #yelling janus’ s name into the abyss #ask janus sanders #ask janus #tss janus sanders #janus ask blog #tss janus #ts janus sanders #ts janus #janus sanders #janus sanders fanart #sasi #sasi janus sanders #is that a tag that’s even used? #might find out #Janus is having fun yk #totally not starting to feel the effects of so #mething or other #I wasn’t going to type that out a third time #also look it’s dirt now #dirt.

[groovy-guyz]

"Thomas. Kick them down the fucking stairs."

or uh fucking. something. that janus would probably say. I dunno its April 13th, and Janus is slowly becoming my favourite side the more I think about his acceptance!

#sanders sides #thomas sanders #janus sanders #deceit sanders #fanart #sanders sides fanart #thatsthat24 #S vs S #S vs S redux

[stairnaheireann]

Boa Island, Co Fermanagh

Two of the most enigmatic pieces of Irish sculpture can be found in a small cemetery on Boa Island in Co Fermanagh. The larger sculpture is a two-sided ‘Janus’ figure, with depictions of a bearded figure on both sides. Both of the depictions show an oval-faced man with large almond-shaped bulging eyes, and a straight nose. In Celtic culture, heads were very important because they were thought to…

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#Armagh #‘Lustymore Man’ #Boa Island #Captive Landscapes by Stephen Emerson #Celtic Culture #Christians #Co. Fermanagh #History of Ireland #Ireland #Janus Figure #Pagans #St. Patrick&039;s Cathedral

[expolikestoart]

@anaroceitweek

#tw snakes #tw spiders #tw eyes #tw religious imagery #tw body horror #anaroceit #anaroceitweek2023 #janus sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #a n y w a y s. it is so fun to draw these hoes. #hellllloooooo monster fuckers. no these are still mostly humanish. yes they still have monster parts. #i have kinda ideas for them but honestly? we'll see how after this week goes. #insanely they remind me of both Good Omens in the story im building in my head and ALSO. the epic of gilgamesh. yes the oldest novel ever. #its s p e c i f i c a l l y for the idea of the intro. the whole deal of. #Gilgamesh was called a god and a man; Enkidu was an animal and a man. It is the story of their becoming human together. #THEYRE BECOMING HUMAN TOGETHER!!!!!!! THAT IS THE POINT. LOVE. #also on the good omens note. they have like. fully hidden; have adjusted to people forms but like. All of them are Disabled. FOR ME. #FOR ME roman is blind in his human (fallen?) form. Janus just doesn't have arms. Virgil has Too Many Senses (autism. just like me fr fr.) #Also virgil has chronic pain but its Mainly projection that could be backed up by angst. janus most likely would too. (falling from heaven?

[ofdrivensnow]

Just saw these lil ask *insert character* type blogs on here and someone sent a L.ucy G.ray blog ' Smash or pass on s*janus pl*nth ' and the L.ucy G.ray replied 'smash spontaneously' 💀 and someone in the reply comments said ' yes queen he's much better than C.oryo!!' and then a S*JANUS replied ' why thank you :'] dkjdnsk ' now I just know C.oryo would be boiling, ranting, throwing a fit inside his head at so much to unfold here and reciting how he has a new reason to kill S*janus.

C.oryo tbh : Taylor vc: 'i got a list of names and yours is in RED UNDERLINED'

#THE GIF.... HELP #AFTER READING THAT #😂😂😂😂😂 THAT WOULD B HIS ACTUAL FACE contemplating a book on 5000 ways sej*nus plinth can die #RIP also to the s*janus hype person that commented that #the 1000 insults c.oryo would have for sej*nus commenting the idiotic 'ddsnks' and the idiotic ':']' #even the way he breathes would simply be idiotic x1000 than it already was #😂😂 JUST- THIS WOULD BE SO BAD AND I AM LAUGHING?? #❄ ⠀⠀⠀ &. ooc. // save.

[my-chemicaly-imbalanced-romance]

Aaaaand we’re done! Here’s Logan!

#logan sanders #patton sanders #remus sanders #sanders sides #sanders sides au #sanders sides comic #thomas sanders #virgil sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #sanders s

[chaoswithcausation]

Sanders Sides Incorrect Quotes

I did one of these for Virgil a while back and people seemed to like it, so I thought I’d do another one that’s not side-specific. Enjoy!

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Virgil: That's not funny. Remus: I thought it was funny. Virgil: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

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Janus: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

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Roman: As usual, Roman has to save the day! Janus: As usual, Janus has to hear about it.

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Roman: But who gets which pencil? Janus: Since they're my things, I get the good one, Logan gets the broken one and you don't get one because fuck you.

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Patton: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying? Remus: Damn, if people did that to each other, Janus would've killed me years ago.

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Janus, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

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Patton: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter? Janus: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes. Remus: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

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Remus: Are you reading fan fiction? Logan, reading an article about extremely rare diseases: Wh- No. Remus: Oh, is it on AO3? Logan: This is CNN.

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Roman: "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield." Logan: Opposite over hypotenuse. Logan: Dipshit.

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*Remus is comforting Janus after Virgil left to join the core sides* Remus: Stop crying because it’s over. Start smiling because Virgil is someone else’s problem now.

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Janus, texting: Patton, will you please go to sleep? Patton, texting back: What makes you think you didn’t just wake me up? Janus, yelling: I CAN HEAR YOU CLAPPING TO THE FRIENDS THEME EVERY TWENTY MINUTES SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP! Janus, texting: Just a hunch :) You goin’ to sleep soon? Patton, texting: I’m trying Janus, yelling again: TRY HARDER I HAVE A 5:45 AM MEETING TOMORROW BITCH Janus, texting: Okay, don’t stay up too late or you’ll be cranky :)

#One of my friends is somewhere on this hellsite looking at sanders sides incorrect quotes #And I intend to find them #but instead of giving them my url I’m doing it this way so that it’s like a game #also this turned out to be kind of janus centric oops lmao #janus sanders #remus sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #patton sanders #sanders sides incorrect quotes #incorrect sanders sides quotes #incorrect sander sides #ts incorrect quotes #tss incorrect quotes #I used a bunch of incorrect quote tags bc I don’t know which one(s) my friend’s on #anyways all quotes were gotten from the perchance incorrect quotes generator #and I think that’s enough tags now lol

[ax3-e0ns]

Did Roman know he was an uncle when Virgil happened?

The dark and light sides wouldn't have interacted all that much during this time, so he wouldn't explicitly know off the bat.

He would get a feeling something was up, and only have that confirmed once Virgil's got enough cognate function to take after his father and cause mischief.

#sanders sides #remus sanders #patton sanders #virgil sanders #logan sanders #roman sanders #janus sanders #Octo+Frog=Spider? #O+F=S? AU

[spicycreativity]

Roceit - 3, 81, 307?

Whoops haha hey remember these prompts I specifically asked for and then only filled half of

Roceit + "Wow my pet snake looks so cute this morning and I’d be even happier if I actually had a pet snake" [307]

I haven't written for this fandom in a while, so forgive me if my characterization is a little rusty!

Roman awoke to a warm weight on his chest. It was almost pleasant, or would have been if he could breathe. He shifted a little, feeling out the contours of it with his body as his mind woke up.

His eyes flew open with the sudden realization— he slept alone.

A flat, scaly snout greeted him, mottled browns and blacks blurring at the proximity. But he wasn't too close to recognize the general shape, the slit-pupiled eyes.

A snake.

There was a snake on his chest. A big one.

Roman swallowed and fought to keep his breathing even. If this was some sort of twisted prank by Janus (or worse, his brother), freaking out could only make the situation worse. Janus and/or Remus would probably love to see him cry and flail like some sort of bumbling sidekick. So he had to keep calm.

But how exactly did one remove a gigantic snake from their chest?

Before Roman could pursue that line of thought, a whisper punctuated the silence. "Gem?"

Footsteps shuffled in the hall. The snake cocked its head, doglike.

"Hey, Gem?"

Roman's door, which should have been firmly shut, creaked on its hinges and swung further open. Janus poked his head in and froze, mismatched eyes meeting Roman's

"Ah."

"Looking for this?" Roman asked, carefully metering his tone to keep from disturbing the snake.

Janus entered the room properly and crossed his arms. "Do you make a habit of stealing other people's pets?" he drawled. "Should I keep an eye for a giant spider, too?"

"Hey!" The snake shifted and Roman bit his lip. "I didn't do anything; I just woke up with this… this thing on my chest."

"Oh, very nice." Janus crossed the room and scooped up the snake, which began to coil around his torso like an enchanted scarf. "Did you hear that, Gem? Our resident Disney prince thinks he's too good for you."

Roman braced his palms on his mattress and sat up. "I didn't say that," he said, cautiously eyeing the snake's face or any sign of hurt feelings. A thin, dark tongue flicked out and Roman smiled despite the strange situation. "Gem?"

"That's her name," Janus said slowly, but without any hint of condescension. Almost like he was hesitating. Like he was… shy. "And… I suppose, if you wanted, you could pet her. Just don't bend her scales back."

The textured surface of Gem's back was cool under Roman's fingers and for a moment, he wondered if Janus' face felt the same way. If it felt nice, to have your scales petted. His face warmed and he looked down, coming face-to-face with his own sculpted pecs. Well. No wonder Janus was acting so awkward.

Still, there was something warm in the way it made him feel, that Janus kept his eyes downcast. He made a show of stretching to let his covers fall further down his waist, exposing the waistband of his sleep pants.

Sure enough, Janus shifted his weight and coughed a little and pulled out two more arms to pet Gem in three places at once.

"So why did I wake up with your snake in my face?" Roman asked, and immediately regretted his choice of words.

"Oh," said Janus, reeling his energy inwards, "I put her there to mess with you, of course. I just came in here pretending to look for her as part of a comedy bit. What do you think, did you laugh?" When Roman only scowled, he sighed and added, "She can open doors. She likes to wander the subconscious sometimes."

"Hmm…" Roman looked at his door, bright cherrywood reflecting the imaginary sunlight streaming in from his window. "I must have forgotten to lock my door."

Silence descended upon them. Roman bit his tongue. He hadn't spent much time alone with Janus, not since… everything. It was almost pleasant to have something to talk about that wasn't a point of great existential dread.

Something mundane and scaly and cute.

"Well," said Janus after a few more excruciating seconds, "I suppose we should be going now." Without waiting for a response, he turned to go.

"Ah," said Roman, seeing him already almost at the door. "If you and Gem ever want to come visit when I'm wearing more clothes, I um. I don't think I would mind that."

"I'll have Gem's people talk to your people," Janus said, but Roman could have sworn he winked before shutting the door.

#spicywrites #sanders sides #trivia here since theres not rly a good place to put it in the post: #gem is a boa constrictor bc it was the first snake to pop into my head lmao #the name is short for 'geminus' #geminus being one of the god janus' epithets: janus geminus #it means 'twin' #presumably a reference to janus (the god)'s 2 faces but i didnt bother to check

[hyperfixated-homo]

Janus in Clementine? Or one of your own characters?

rmmm lighting go brrr

(i am still taking requests, both for the color palette challenge and for just general requests!)

#sanders sides #janus sanders #ts janus #ts sanders sides #art #color palette challenge #shadow draws #not the most proud of this one but. at least i did it #my default janus is just *s m o r k*

[arcann]

i didn't take more screenshots but this man aced it on the final dargonus colony mission he has a very very specific set of skills and it's razing the people of my capital planet.

and nothing else

#janus colony final mission: support the old aeldari or the corrupted elf spirit #m/arazhai: damn that second guy is making points! #hainne: hey. do you know who s/laanesh is? like. do you know? #y/riet: silenced and blocked