bikolai lanstov doing the absolute Most and shooting his shot to convince malina to let him be their third
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kaz: ugh. everyone lost their mind.
also kaz: *sending wylan and jesper on missions together*
also kaz: *finding an explosive expert for jesper (my theory is that he knew that they met before)*
also kaz: *looking between them like He Knows*
also kaz: *doing his plan so they will save each others’ lives*
kaz: no idea why did they get together
kaz: absolutely not my cup of tea
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me deciding on the optimal angle to divide his legs like a mathematician
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book!Darkling: I’ll keep all of my emotions right here, and one day, I’ll die.
show!Darkling: when I walk down the street I need everyone, everywhere, to like me so much. My wife tells me it’s like being married to someone who’s running for mayor of nowhere.
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