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[godsofhumanity]

Ares: I hate touching people.

Ares: The only physical contact I take joy in is combat and training.

Apollo: You and Aphrodite are literally hugging right now.

Ares: *hugging Aphrodite tighter* That's something completely different.

#ares: it's a training exercise didn't you know #ares #apollo #aphrodite #ares x aphrodite #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Aphrodite: Listen here, you son of a bitch-

Apollo: Don't you dare talk about my mother that way!

Aphrodite: I meant your father.

Apollo: Fair enough, carry on

#rip zeus #they were arguing about coral blue 52 #it's a lipstick shade #aphrodite #apollo #brotp... ? hmmm could be fun #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Dionysus: Wouldn't it be messed up if vegetables were actually sentient and could feel things when we ate them?

Ariadne: Dio, repeat after me:

Ariadne:

Dionysus: you aren't saying anything

Ariadne: exactly

#dionysus #ariadne #dionysus x ariadne #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Loki: *pulls out a gun*

Odin: Loki, I said no guns!

Loki: I thought you said "no gum".

Odin: but you're also chewing gum??

Loki, blowing a bubble: I'm a wildcard

#odin #loki #brotp #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Hera: Zeus, why do you always let me win the race climbing up the stairs? You're faster than me.

Zeus: I like seeing you smile when you win :)

Hera, to Amphitrite: He's staring at my ass.

Amphitrite: Yeah, he's staring at your ass.

#where are my fellow hera x zeus kids at #hera #zeus #hera x zeus #amphitrite #okay but fr hera-amphitrite brotp #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Athena: Debris embedded in the remains suggests an explosion.

Ares: So does that giant hole in the wall.

#athena #ares #war buddies #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl #incorrect mythology

[godsofhumanity]

Pasiphaë: What is the proper way to deal with a guy annoying you?

Medea: A knife.

Pasiphaë: No!

Medea: Two knives?

Pasiphaë: No

Circe: You guys are savages. The proper way is an untraceable poison.

Pasiphaë: ... you're all insane

#hi! did you know these three queens are related??????? #circe and Pasiphaë are sisters #medea (jason's medea) is their niece! #wowowowow #greek heroes #Pasiphaë #medea #circe #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek heroes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Horus: Trust fall!

Ares: For the last time, I'm not gonna catch you!

Horus: I'm gonna fall!

Ares: No!

Horus, falling backwards: I'm falling!

Ares, jumping over two tables and catching Horus with moments to spare: you FUCKING idiot!!!!

#babes #horus #ares #fite club #egyptian x greek #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Sigyn: How can you say Loki is evil??? He's the most precious soft little soul.

Loki, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I'M ADORABLE!!

#things sigyn would NEVER say #sigyn #loki #loki x sigyn #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl #requested

[godsofhumanity]

Anubis, over the phone: Horus, I need you to come pick me up right now

Horus: why

Anubis: Anput is passive-aggressively doing the dishes she asked me to do 6 hours ago.

Anubis: This house isn't safe anymore.

#get his ass anput #anubis #anput #anubis x anput #horus #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl #incorrect mythology

[godsofhumanity]

Loki: are you ready to commit?

Hermes: like a crime or a relationship?

#a crime obviously #norse x greek #norse gods #norse mythology #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #queuetzalcoatl #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr)

[godsofhumanity]

Hestia: You often use humour to deflect serious trauma.

Zeus: Thank you.

Hestia: I didn't say that was a good thing.

Zeus: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny.

#zeus #hestia #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #incorrect mythology #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Perun: Anybody here ever heard of critical thinking??

Horus: I don't think so. What are some of their songs?

#uhmm Analyse This Bitch from their album Use Your Brain Idiot is a pretty popular one #perun #horus #fite club #egyptian x slavic #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #slavic gods #slavic mythology #incorrect slavic gods #incorrect slavic mythology #incorrect mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Apollo: Penny for your thoughts?

Hermes, offended: My thoughts are worth more than penny!

Apollo: No, they really aren't.

#sorry hermes #apollo #hermes #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Anubis: Horus is washing the dishes and I just heard him say "who do you work for?! who's your contact???" while repeatedly pushing a glass under water.

Thoth:

Thoth: At least he's having fun???

#AHHHHHHGHHHHHHH HORUSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #anubis #horus #thoth #egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #brotp #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl #incorrect mythology

[godsofhumanity]

Ares: I'm implementing a no pets rule in the house!

Apollo: Well, shit, man. You can't just throw Hermes out like that.

Hermes: :(

#ares was sick of apollo's pet cow eating his battle cloak :/ #ares #apollo #hermes #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #brotp #incorrect mythology #s: incorrectsterekquotes (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl