#s: laatmaasquanariin (tumblr)

[godsofhumanity]

Hades: my wife is so out of my league the cashier put a divider between our groceries...

#submission #hades #persephone #hades x persephone #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #s: laatmaasquanariin (tumblr) #although this definitely sounds like a tweet #queuetzalcoatl #tysm for the submission xx

[godsofhumanity]

Asclepius: on a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate the pain?

Athena: π

Asclepius: π?

Athena: yeah...low level but neverending.

#submission #ngl i actually chuckled aloud when i read this #athena #asclepius #greek gods #greek heroes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #s: laatmaasquanariin (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Zeus, with a cold: heeeey beautiful, what's your name?

Hera, having to deal with him: Hera, darling

Zeus: oooohhh...dont worry I wont tell my wife you kidnapped her husband and stole her name...

Hera: thank you hun. You are SO thoughtful.

#submission #hera #zeus #hera x zeus #s: laatmaasquanariin (tumblr) #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #queuetzalcoatl

[godsofhumanity]

Thor: HA, you cant tie your shoes!!!

Baldr: yeah I cant tie my shoes. But I can fuck your bitch!!!

"Thor cries proud tears"

#submission #omg nooo thor don't encourage him #thor #baldr #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #norse gods #norse mythology #s: laatmaasquanariin (tumblr) #queuetzalcoatl