#s: texts from last night

[harveywritings92]

R/n, to Soap and Gaz: Ghost is the kind of person I hate, except I’m in love with him.

Soap: He says the same thing about ya, y’know?

R/n: *snorts* Don’t even joke about that...

_2 hours at the bar_

Ghost, a little tipsy: R/n is the kind of person I hate, except I’m in love with her...

(Soap and Gaz side-eye each other.)

Gaz: Funny you should say that....

#s: texts from last night #Ghost and R/n are both stupid for each other #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #john soap mactavish #soap x gaz #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #afab reader #call of duty modern warfare 2022

[incorrectr27quotes]

Reborn: You don’t need to be so stressed.

Tsuna: Okay but consider this: I am.

#Reborn #Sawada Tsunayoshi #R27 #incorrect r27 quotes #s: texts from last night

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Meg: What if the "g" in "gif" is silent?

Lester: Go the fuck to sleep.

Meg: What gif I don't want to?

Lester: Fuck you.

#S: Texts from Last Night #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Miguel, drunk off of whisquila texts R/n: Heyyyy doc!~ Are you busy?

R/n, at her lab: Why hello drunk Miguel! It's sober R/n, I'll tell drunk R/n you booty called. She’ll probably be around tomorrow night.

#S: tfln #s: texts from last night #into the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse incorrect quotes #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #afab reader #time traveler Reader #mad scientist! reader #tw: alcohol

[godsofhumanity]

Poseidon: Guess what I'm doing tomorrow? Zeus: Becoming a productive member of society? Poseidon: Zeus. Come on.

#poseidon #zeus #greek gods #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: texts from last night #queuetzalcoatl

[gamgeesgarden]

Thranduil: We are playing family charades. My son pointed at me. Everyone guessed alcoholic.

#Thranduil #legolas #legolas greenleaf #hobbit #the hobbit #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect quotes #s: texts from last night

[beanpole-simp-bin]

Damien: Hi. Otis: YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! Damien: Okay, cool. I was afraid you’d never speak to me again. I can work with this.

#otis looks back on this day with Heavy Regret #otis #damien #s: texts from last night #incorrect quotes

[danganronpafakes]

Toko: Just hook me up with your sister already. Stop being selfish.

Source: Texts From Last Night

#incorrect quotes #danganronpa #danganronpa s #makoto naegi #toko fukawa #tokomaru #source: texts from last night

[deus-ex-mona]

just a kindaaaa questionable tl of nagisa’s latest song to end the year with the best gen 3 boy~~~

anyways stan nagihiyo

僕が知らない時間に

誰かが君と会ってる

君を可愛くさせたのはどこのどいつ

While I was unaware

You met someone else

So, who is the guy who made you this cute?

一年ぶりに帰ってくる

早く会いたいけど平常心

少し垢抜けた？

なんか複雑だけど…可愛いな

You’ve come home for the first time in a year

I can’t wait to see you, though I act natural

Have you become a little more elegant?

I have some mixed feelings about it… But well, you’re cute like this

つまり…

僕が知らない時間に

誰かが君と会ってる

君を可愛くさせたのはどこのどいつ

君が知らない時間に

どれだけ僕が想っても

君を可愛くさせるのは僕じゃない

近くにいられたら

変な虫 追い払うのに

つまり…

好きなんだ

So, in short…

While I was unaware

You met someone else

Who is the guy who made you this cute?

All while you remain oblivious

No matter how much I think about it

I’m not the one who made you this cute

If I could be closer to you

I’d get rid of all the weird pests around you

Simply put…

I’m in love with you

もう帰るって？早すぎるよ

引き止めたいけど女々しいな

寂しそうじゃない

なんか複雑だけど応援するよ

You’re already leaving? So quickly?

I’d like to stop you, but I’m too much of a wimp to do so

You don’t look upset about leaving

I have some mixed feelings about it, but I’m rooting for you

君を想ってる時間と

君に想われる時間が

縮まればどんなに幸せか

僕が迷ってる時間に

誰かが君を奪っても

それを知ることもできない

遠距離片思い

You have no idea how happy I’d be if I could shorten

The time that I spend thinking of you

And the time that makes me think about you

Someone could steal you from me

In the time that I was hesitating

And I’d have no way of finding out about it

Such is how it is to be in a long-distance unrequited love

いつだって帰ってくればいい

いつだって逃げてくればいい

いつだって頼ってくればいい

こっちの気持ち知らない

天使の笑顔が

You can always come back whenever you want

You can always escape whenever you want

You can always rely on me whenever you want

You don’t know how I feel about you

The smile of you, my angel,

「可愛すぎんだろ」

“Is way too cute!”

僕が知らない時間に

誰かが君と会ってる

君を可愛くさせたのはどこのどいつ

君が知らない時間に

どれだけ僕が想っても

君を可愛くさせるのは僕じゃない

近くにいられたら

変な虫 追い払うのに

つまり…

好きなんだ

While I was unaware

You met someone else

Who is the guy who made you this cute?

All while you remain oblivious

No matter how much I think about it

I’m not the one who made you this cute

If I could be closer to you

I’d get rid of all the weird pests around you

Simply put…

I’m in love with you

#and as alwayssssss… tl ✨liberties✨ were taken (else it’d be worded a l o t more awkwardly than it already is lmao) #(​pls correct me if necessary im still reeling from a few hours of family uno night) #also is it just me or is there a ukulele in the instrumentals— #anyways!!!! enjoy the last day of the year~~~~~ happy 2024 to nagisa and nagisa alone~~~~~~ #stan nghy ok im c o p i n g s obs #the dude from gamushara #gEEEEEZ HELP THE TEXT EDITOR ATE SOME TEXT AAAAAAAAAAA

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Britte: We should start a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!

Braith: I don't have a sibling, but do other kids count?

Britte: Yes.

Braith: *Friendship Increased To 100*

#i think the oblivion not #braith #britte #whiterun #rorikstead #brat(s) of whiterun #lars battleborn #sissel #nerevar queue and star #incorrect quotes #incorrect elder scrolls #incorrect skyrim quotes #the elder scrolls #tes #skyrim #the elder scrolls v: skyrim #source: texts from last night

[harveywritings92]

Ghost, hungover at R/n’s house: Why was my mask in your freezer this morning?

R/n: You put it in there and said “This is really gonna confuse me tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

Ghost:...

Ghost: This explains so much.

#s: texts from last night #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty modern warfare 2022 #cod mw ghost #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #afab reader

[aph-japan]

This is so funny

After complaining I wasnt even getting the spam messages on this account {since weeks ago at least} they found my {old/mostly inactive} primary here and sent this

AND STILL DROPPED THE ACTUAL DAMN SPAM MESSAGE {i.e. forgot to actually INCLUDE THE MESSAGE}

{While managing to make a semi readable name l m a ooo????}

#chai personal #chai vents #chai text #chai cap #chai blog #(Anyway) #(Considering my living Grandma is currently having complications & I spent almost all of last night pretty worried about her+mentioned it) #(This is still seriously shitty of whoevers doing this {I can only HOPE its still BotTMs by this point}) #(But I spent like 4~ days since New Year without any spam messages coming through FOR ONCE) #(I genuinely thought site had made a change to kick more of them but Nope NOW theyre avoiding Asks being TURNED OFF) #(OK but I will accept being called 'handsome' Pls Continue) #(The reason Im suspecting it may not completely be bots though is they ONLY resumed once I began blogging some things to Advs side again) #(Like IMMEDIATELY after I blogged posts there LATE FOR MY Timezone its just??? Not very subtle lmao????) #(Anyway I whited out most of the name but if you get one from this account mark+report as s PAM NOT Anything else)

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Lester, to Meg: Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.

#S: Texts From Last Night #I feel like Lester just randomly tells Meg the most out of pocket stories from his time as a god completely randomly #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #lester papadopoulos

[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n, texting Zero: I just woke up in a bed with your father. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?

Zero: You slept with my dad?!

#S: texts from last night #tw: suggestive #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman zero #platonic! ultraman zero #ultraseven #ultraseven x reader #gn reader

[cowboyishbabe]

Sorry but he’s so fucking cute. Ahhhh.

#im just very deeply in like w this man #and his lil goodnight text djsjjfsjsjsj #he wants to buy gifts for my parents and its rly adorable #lol i got a text from him last night n went ‘thats my baby’ and ooooo sibling didn’t like that lmao #she went ‘your dead dog???’ and I was so very confused 😐 #s talks

[gamgeesgarden]

Merry: You're not talking any sense into me. You're just cheering me on to disaster.

Pippin: Is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?

#merry brandybuck #merry #Meriadoc Brandybuck #pippin took #Pippin #Peregrin Took #hobbit #the hobbit #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #incorrect quotes #s: texts from last night