#s: the office

[harveywritings92]

(Slasher au! König, Ghost and R/n were doing some shady stuff in the cemetery, They come walking out covered in blood while König was carrying a muddy shovel around, They were walking to their truck when they were spotted by a random townie.] 

Townie, drunk jumps back startled: Holy shit! Its the Ironwood Butchers! 

König, tenses up and cusses under his breath: Oh Scheiße...

{The killer trio freeze, König’s grip tightens on the shovel as the man gets closer to them! He was mentally conversing with Ghost if he should bash the guy’s head in or not? While R/n held them both back from hurting him as something felt off about today...]

Townie: t-Those are awesome costumes man! 

{Ghost, König and R/n look at each other then at the guy confuse.]

Ghost, perplexed: Costumes????

Townie, laughs at their cluelessness: For the Halloween festival, dude? It’s today! You guys should totally enter the costume contest, you’d win for sure!

{the man takes a selfies the three shocked killers and walks off not realizing how close he came to becoming their latest victim...]

R/n, after a tense silence: It’s Halloween? That IS really good timing....haha (She starts laughing)

Ghost: Heh..hehe

König:* Snort* Ahhaha!

{The three started laughing in relief that they weren’t caught and also at the absurdity of the whole situation, before getting in the truck and going home to shower and change, yes they go into town later for the festival, But R/n was dressed as little red riding hood, while Ghost and König were her big bad wolves.]  

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[incorrctbleach]

Yamamoto: Central 46 has given Captain Zaraki two strikes. They are very, very upset with him. So as a disciplinary measure, he is going to have to issue a formal apology. Zaraki, have you prepared your statement of regret? Kenpachi: I have. Yamamoto: Let's hear it. Kenpachi: [ unfolds a piece of paper and reads from it ] Kenpachi: I state my regret. Soifon: You couldn't have memorized that? Kenpachi: I could not because I do not feel that.

#s: the office #genryusai shigekuni yamamoto #kenpachi zaraki #soifon #bleach #zaraki kenpachi

[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Tecchou: You came up to my desk at the base and said "this may sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired."

Jouno: And that was the moment you knew you liked me?

Tecchou: Yes.

Jouno: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?

Tecchou: Nope.

#bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd tecchou #bsd jouno #suegiku #s: the office

[incorrect3rachaquotes]

Changbin: People underestimate the power of nostalgia. It is truly one of the greatest human weaknesses. Changbin: Second only to the neck.

#3racha #stray kids #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes #seo changbin #s: the office

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Leman: Excuse me everyone: SEX.

Leman: Now that I have your attention-

Guilliman: You don't have our attention.

Leman: MONEY.

Guilliman: I'm listening.

Fulgrim: You had me at 'sex'.

Leman: Pervert.

Konrad: You have our attention just by screaming anything.

Leman: That's good to know.

Leman:

AAAAAHHHH.

#warhammer #warhammer 40k #warhammer 30k #40k #30k #primarch #fulgrim #Leman russ #Roboute guilliman #Konrad curze #Incorrect quotes #S: the office

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Emmet, while he and Elesa search for I-S/o in the subway tunnels:  If something happened to I-S/o…I couldn’t live with myself.

Elesa: Of course you wouldn’t have to because Ingo would kill you.

#s: the office #submas x reader #submas #platonic! Subway boss Emmet #subway boss emmet #subway boss ingo x reader #gym leader elesa

[incorrectbnhavillainsworld]

Toga: Sounds like you're doing alright.

Dabi: Uh, a little better than alright, actually. Really good.

Mr Compress: Oh, this guy's having a breakdown.

#himiko toga #dabi #mr compress #atsuhiro sako #league of villains #bnha #s: the office #admin skeptic

[withlovefromolympus]

Zeus, pointing to a sheet of paper that says ‘dying’ on it: there’s only one thing worse than dying-

Zeus, ripping off paper above it: Hera dying

Hera, trying to hide her smile: I’m touched

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[ap-kinda-lit]

Vegeta: I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

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[pelideswhore]

Hector: What is the most inspiring thing I’ve ever said to you?

Paris: “Don’t be an idiot.”

Paris: Really changed my life.

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[gaymars97]

Brick: Excuse me everyone. SEX! Now that I have your attention-

Mordecai: You don’t have our attention

Brick: BOOZE!

Mordecai: I’m listening

Lilith: You had me at sex

Brick: Pervert

Roland: You have all of our attention just by screaming anything

Brick: That’s good to know

Brick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

#borderlands #bl1 #roland the soldier #lilith the siren #mordecai the hunter #brick the berserker #s: the office #my post

[harveywritings92]

Soap: If something happened to R/n…I couldn’t live with myself.

Gaz: Of course you wouldn’t have to because Ghost and König would kill you.

#s: the office #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty modern warfare 2022 #konig x reader #könig x ghost x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #soap x gaz #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #call of duty könig

[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Jouno: I studied Tecchou Suehiro long and hard to figure out why I hated him so much... but that blossomed into undying desire, as these things often do.

#happens #bungou stray dogs #hunting dogs bsd #incorrect bungou stray dogs quotes #incorrect quotes #bsd jouno #suegiku #s: the office

[incorrect3rachaquotes]

Jisung: Changbin and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Chan to make an appointment with the ear doctor.

#3racha #stray kids #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes #han jisung #seo changbin #bang chan #s: the office

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

“Sometimes I think I might have ovaries in my scrotum cause I am so good at girl talk”

- Wooyoung, probably

#ateez #kpop #ateez memes #kpop incorrect quotes #incorrect ateez quotes #ateez incorrect quotes #ateez incorrect texts #ateez wooyoung #jung wooyoung #wooyoung #s: the office

[harveyb-wabbit92]

[R/n and Belial walk passed Takeshi, Belial is wearing, a baseball cap, black trench coat and neck garter with cartoon fangs on it and R/n is covered in blood.]

Takeshi, dressed as Mario: That's an awesome couples costume a vampire and his bride! Happy Halloween!

R/n and Belial awkwardly nod before speed walking away:

R/n, checks her phone: Oh it is Halloween....

Belial: That’s very convenient.

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[Belial's disguise here is loosely based off of Aiden Pearce's look from watch dogs, also the reason R/n is covered in blood is because she got into a fight with an alien bounty hunter looking for Belial things got a little messy.]

#s: the office #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #ultraman 80 #platonic 80 #takeshi yamato #ultraman Belial #ultraman Belial x reader