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noine-noine · 3 days

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*on the phone* Amy: Jake, I'm breaking up - Jake: I'm pregnant! Amy: ...I meant the call Jake: Thank god - right, sorry. I panicked.

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harveywritings92 · 10 months

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Soap: How’s Ghost’s head?

R/n, annoyed: Still full of bullshit.

Soap:...

R/n: Oh... You meant when he walked into that flag pole this morning. He’s fine.

Soap: …

R/n: Why are you still staring for?...(looks over her shoulder) Oh crap, is he behind me?

{Ghost is sitting on the chair next to her with out his mask on.)

Simon, flatly: No. I’m beside you...

R/n, jumps away shocked: Ahhh!

{The reader is so used to seeing Ghost with his mask on, she often forgets what Simon looks like. Also the reason the reader is acting so catty is because Ghost stood her up on a date, he didn’t mean to. A female recruit who was after him, tricked Ghost into helping her with some tasks knowing full well he had a date with R/n. Long story short, the recruit tried to make a move and Ghost tore her down a few pegs in front of everyone. He tried to apologize to R/n for missing their date but she was giving him the cold shoulder so he’s basically following her around like a lost puppy...]

[PART 2]

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godsofhumanity · 4 months

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Odysseus: "oh no we’re all doomed by the narrative" Odysseus: Maybe you are. I’m the narrative’s favorite. [later] Odysseus: Update: Turns out this is not a good thing for me.

#odysseus #greek heroes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #incorrect mythology #incorrect odyssey #mythology #incorrect greek heroes #greek gods #s: tumblr #queuetzalcoatl

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harveyb-wabbit92 · 11 months

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R/n: Have you ever read something so explicit that you feel like you need to go to church and live there for like a year?

Stolas: Send it to me.

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incorrect-sunflower-sibs · 4 months

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Meg, age 23: Pollo I hear the ice cream truck.

Apollo: *sigh*

Apollo: Go get my wallet.

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mildew-dread-mold · 2 years

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Matthias: If a hot bisexual wanted to fix me, I would let them.

Wylan: If a hot bisexual wanted to make me worse, I would let them.

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mythological-mayhem · 19 days

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Greek Gods Incorrect Quotes 27

Apollo: I don't get it, why do people like fall?

Athena: Gravity.

Apollo: ...

Athena: ...It appears I have misunderstood.

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withlovefromolympus · 2 years

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Persephone: *removes Hades from her lap to go do something else*

Hades: Wife is... evil? Wife is unyielding? Wife is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore Olympus as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

#hades #Persephone #hades x persephone #s: tumblr #greek mythology #greek gods #incorrect greek gods #incorrect quotes #incorrect greek mythology #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #greek myth memes #classical mythology #mythology #incorrect greek mythology quotes #incorrect greek myth quotes #greek incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology

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incorrectr27quotes · 3 months

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Skull, to Tsuna: Take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it.

#Skull: Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shitt?#Skull #Sawada Tsunayoshi #Arcobaleno #incorrect arcobaleno quotes #s: tumblr

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incorrctbleach · 8 months

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Aizen: Let's not talk about my problematic past, but about my problematic future.

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incorrect3rachaquotes · 4 months

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Changbin: A woman's place is on the battlefield. Chan: So you think women should die? Jisung: Funny how you immediately assumed the women would lose the battle...misogynist much? Chan: You're right, I will reflect on my behavior. Sorry, women.

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harveywritings92 · 11 months

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Ghost: Sometimes, I feel something crawl over me at night...

Soap: It's the consequences of your actions.

Gaz: The guilt that comes with your choices?

Price: Past trauma-?

R/n, flustered: Oh, that's me! Sometimes, I sneak into your room to cuddle!

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godsofhumanity · 8 months