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harveywritings92 · 5 months
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R/n: I got a cute idea; you watch me climb a tree and I refuse to come down! :3
Ghost: Refuse to get down...or can't get down?
{R/n sends pic showing they're already in a tree.]
R/n: Can't.
Ghost: I'll be right there....
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aprilblossomgirl · 1 month
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finally!!!
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divorcearchive · 4 months
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Apollo: Girls I am not looking at your tits I promise I just don’t like making eye contact.
Apollo: Men I am looking at your tits. 👍
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incorrctbleach · 8 months
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Yuzu: Can I keep the night light on? Isshin: And provide the monsters with a beacon to your location? Use your head sweetie.
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godsofhumanity · 8 months
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[when Cassandra makes a prophecy] Hector: Source? Cassandra: Bro, divine intuition
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incorrect3rachaquotes · 2 months
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Chan, reading live comments: Would you date someone in another state? Chan: Yeah, I don't mind if they're liquid or gas.
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Ryou: Let me see what you have!
Baby Amane, running by: A knife!
Ryou, abruptly standing up to chase her: NO!
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totally-correct-tbp · 4 months
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Robin: You’re telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 70 years, made this salad?
Billy: Technically you aren’t wrong with that number but I just really hate it.
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incorrectsonicquotes · 10 months
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Knuckles: "lol you sipping from your little water bottle? Okay dude. Haha. Enjoy your wa-wa. Bottle baby. When I get thirsty I get my wife to turn on the hose and I stand six feet and snap at the jet of water like a dog."
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harveywritings92 · 11 months
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[Ghost comes home to a nervous R/n sitting on the couch, she sees him and awkwardly gestures for him to sit down]
Ghost: Is there something wrong?
R/n, hesitant: Um, yes, kind? Look, I just don’t want ya to get mad, okay? I did something...something you probably won’t like.
[Ghost’s mind starts racing at all kinds of scenarios of what would classify as a “bad thing”? and came to the stomach churning thought that his wife had cheated and mentally braced himself for her confession. R/n nervously grabs a a Tablet from the table and shows it to Ghost.....]
Ghost, stares at the dark screen very very confused: What....What is this?
R/n: That is a sound-stream of ya snoring for ten minutes, I posted it as a joke about sleeping next to a human lawnmower... And it just sorta spiraled from there!
Ghost, Not quite sure how to react to this and is flabbergasted at the views: Forty-thousand people actually sat in to listen to me snore for ten minutes?
R/n, looks down at the screen in shock: Wait, forty-thousand??? it was only 200 the last I checked!
[The tablet suddenly ping telling them the video just went past fifty-thousand views and still rising, that’s how Ghost’s snoring became a viral sensation for couple weeks.]
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aprilblossomgirl · 1 year
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This picture makes me emotional 🥺🤍
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Credit: Satang's Twitter.
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i-give-u-tmnt · 1 month
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Raph: I hate you
Mikey: Whatever I hate you too.
Raph on the verge of tears: YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Lester: Disrespect me again and I'll determine your bodies resonant frequency and play a jaunty horn solo that boils your miserable organs inside out
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incorrctbleach · 8 months
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Yachiru: Why don't you have a wife?
Yumichika: I'm gay.
Yachiru: What's that mean?
Yumichika: It means I like men not women.
Yachiru:
Yachiru: So why don't you have a husband?
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