#s&m answers

[clownsuu]

It seems that fluffy howdy is canon

LETS FUCKING G O O OO O O O O OO O O O O O-

#I SAW THE POST AND I SCREAMED LMAOOOO #THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE YAAAAAAAAAAAAA #I am so happy he’s answering howdy asks I am in tears LMAOOOO #Howdy appreciation howdy appreciation howdy appreciation #S C R E A M S #happyhappyhappy

[hawkeyeslaughter]

Do you have any (minor) headcanons that you have little to no evidence for but you just believe them as if they were the truth?

oh god of course i do

— the nurses taught klinger how to hem , alter , even make some of his own clothes ; he gets so good at it that sometimes they just come to him with their needs

— the uke ( ? ) that hawkeye has hanging in the swamp ? he knows how to play it surprisingly well , he just never does unless drunker than usual

— radar put soles in his boots one time that made him taller and it took even hawkeye like a solid week to figure out what was different about him ( once he did , though , radar had no refuge from the teasing )

— the nurses hold regular gossip sessions and sometimes compare notes on the guys of the 4077th

— margaret knows how to cut hair , taught herself how to cut her own ( because she got sick of barbers not cutting it the way she wanted ) . has more than once had to come to the rescue of nurses who have marred their hair by taking the scissors to it

— in college bj was a relentless and revered hazer ( which is funny considering he barely got through his own hazing )

— hawkeye’s use of petnames ( “ darling “ , “ sweetheart “ , “ baby “ , etc etc ) are all picked up from trapper . prior to meeting him he hardly ever used them

— when oliver got his orders home , trapper and hawkeye threw him a rager in the swamp and were very badly hungover for their actual goodbye the next day

— father mulcahy has that thing where he hears a tune and can instantly play it on the piano

— charles falls asleep regularly during movie nights hawkeye and beej drag him to , usually on hawkeye’s shoulder

— trapper is colorblind . not like , drastically colorblind , but hawkeye finds out one day and teases him absolutely relentlessly for it

— trapper and oliver always did this bit where they pretended they were whispering things and wouldn’t tell hawkeye what they were saying because it was funny to watch hawkeye get all huffy and annoyed with them

— henry has to do the right / left things with his hands all the time ( PLSASE ITS SO STUPID )

— margaret has a crazy sweet tooth + sometimes bj asks peg to send sweets back specifically for margaret

— potter’s horse or pet names in general very rarely alter because he just can’t be bothered to come up with new creative ones . besides , tried and true always works

— klinger is a pool shark . idk why he is he just is . he has pool shark vibes

— trapper briefly considered going into pediatrics

— charles sometimes has very serious conversations with the camp strays ( mainly just voicing whatever he may be thinking of at the particular moment )

— radar sometimes likes to imagine he’s the protagonist in a superhero world and i mean why not . little dude is literally psychic

— hawkeye has a habit of ripping at his nails , klinger regularly checks them and manicures them for him

— the nurses and swamp rats regularly get involved in prank wars . the nurses are far more clever than some people realize

— hawkeye and trapper stood back to back once to see who was taller and had radar judge ( hawkeye tried to bribe radar to say it was him )

— one time margaret made frank cry so hard he threw up . good for her

— bj has weirdly good reflexes and can catch things while barely looking up , he has a habit of saying “ i knew i should’ve gotten into baseball “

— charles does that thing where someone asks him to do something and he says “ no “ while actively doing it

— the swamp rats are all actively ready to swing on anyone who upsets one of the nurses and that goes double for margaret . sometimes they actually do

— hawkeye has a pair of roller skates . do with this information what you will .

— father mulcahy is a self - taught painter

— henry tells the same stories more than once and hawkeye , trapper , and radar have a mutual agreement to pretend they’ve never heard them whenever this happens

— hawkeye and radar have made many a pinky promise , and never once did one get broken

— charles is surprisingly a god awful secret keeper , he tells most secrets to margaret

— henry is scared shitless of cats

#sorry i had so many i got started and i genuinely could not stop #i hope you guys like my silly silly headcanons #holds hawkeye and charles and trapper and margaret and henry gently : they do this because i say it #my friends my closest friends #townes answers asks ! #m*a*s*h #mash #mashposting #mashblr #mash 4077 #lgbt #lgbtq

[k-wame]

Vasilis Magouliotis & Anton Weil   The Man with the Answers · 2021 · dir. Stelios Kammitsis

#ȷᥙs𝗍 rᥱmᥱmᑲᥱrᥱძ і һᥲძ sᥱᥱᥒ ᥲᥒ𝗍᥆ᥒ ᥆ᥒ ძᥱr ᑲᥲrᥴᥱᥣ᥆ᥒᥲ krіmі #lgbtedit #romancegifs #gay couple #lgbt #anton weil #vasilis magouliotis #the man with the answers 2021 #filmedit #stelios kammitsis #perioddramaedit #period drama #filmgifs #moviegifs #film #movie #lgbtq+ #gay #queer media #beautiful men

[pomegranate]

where were they going

#mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #lieutenant radar o’reilly #now accepting answers

[remyfire]

#he was correct for this yes that is the right answer #this scene has been capped a million times by people far more talented than me at editing #so i won't try to capture all of it but this part is so good every time #sidney freedman #max klinger #maxwell klinger #war of nerves #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #s6e5

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Okay but where are those cocktails for knocking people out? I could use some myself 😂

LOL, uh, not available to the public, they’re what I give patients in the hospital 😂

BUT, some stuff that is available to the public:

-Melatonin: your natural sleep hormone, which you can take as gummies and it helps a lot of people!

-Benadryl: For some, Benadryl makes them anxious. For most (like me), it puts them in a coma :)

-Magnesium, apparently?? One of my coworkers takes it for sleep and it helps him.

-Bread!! Quick, simple carbs can make you sleepy, it’s called a food coma :) Carbs stimulate the release of a chemical that makes you tired. Also food stimulates your “rest and digest” mode for your body

Also, cutting off screen time 30 min before bedtime, finding either silence or a nice ambience depending on what helps you best. Also comfy vibes in your head, I literally will imagine the blorbos going to bed too and it calms me down.

#you ask skye answers #lovely phoenix arts #Also—FOR ADULTS ONLY—alcohol. 😅 not a lot and not on the regular! But it can help you wind down sometimes. S O M E T I M E S #Skye talks medical stuff

[radarsteddybear]

hi, what mash quiz was it that you did? I think it's a character one I haven't done yet lmao

I’ve got it linked in the post if you click on the picture—or it’s right here.

#ask box #answered #M*A*S*H #partlyironic

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Virgil was never taught about cars or how to take care of them — he didn't teach himself because crawling under a big death machine terrifies him. This brings him to eventually bring his car to a mechanic, anxious and unsure how to go about it. All of his fears are calmed and questions are answered as he sees this beautiful man who's grinning and asking his name and what's wrong with his car?

This is to push my mullet mechanic Remus agenda. Virgil asks how to do X or Y and Remus offers to teach him how often to change things and how because money is a bitch right now and you can't always afford to bring your car to a shop :3 Cue clumsy grease-covered love story

- 👑

Y E S I fucking L O V E that P L E A S E!!! I can just imagine whenever Ree teaches Vee he goes close behind him and wraps his arms on his and helps Vee use the tools until he gets it <3

#i'm C O N S U M I N G that mullet mechanic ree agenda i N E E D it #dukexiety #remus sanders #virgil sanders #ts remus #ts virgil #sanders sides #thomas sanders #asks #answers #👑 anon #not a countdown

[deus-ex-mona]

gws chizuutan

questionable tl of her planner under the cut that's almost as questionable as the stuff she's written on it bc o h m y g o d

✨Aizo Memo✨

He likes any and all genres of music 

He can play the guitar

Aizo seems to be into wearing plaid clothes as of late?? It suits him♡

I heard that he doesn’t like sweets, so I should be OK if I were to give him dark chocolate for Valentine’s Day?? {Important!!!}

It looks like he has a pet cat! I wonder what its name is

I saw him practising the moonwalk all by himself during our lunch break. He’s super cool✨ When will he debut his moves onstage?

Calendar

28: They’re guests on a talk show!! I’m looking forward to seeing their costumes!

31: Music ranking guests!

1: Their collab gummies go on sale today!

2: I saw Aizo secretly eating the collab gummies♡ He’s so cute!

4: Aizo often wears caps and black masks in his downtime

5: The magazine with a LIPxLIP full colour main article goes on sale today! Congrats guys♡♡

6: Personal radio

9: They’re finally allowed to make announcement vids on the monitor at XX Station again?!!

10: LIPxLIP went to the hair salon together before the release event

11: Handshake event at the release event

15: Day of the distribution of LIPxLIP cover papers

17: Last day of the collab cafe [Reservation slot: 2pm~]

19: Their next commercial starts airing today! *Remember to check the Internet version too

20: Personal radio

21-23: LIPxLIP were both absent from school to shoot pics for their photo book 😭 I’ll tough it out till Monday!!! [Good luck with work, guys]

24: They have a new collab with POKETZ. Goal: Buy 30,000 yen worth of it!!

25:  LIPxLIP will be guests on FT4’s Radio Show! Do your best, guys!

28: Pre-order sales of their goods begin

30: They appeared in a variety show’s personal clothing reveal corner!

31: {Don’t forget!} Apply for tickets to their event!!

#hi sorry i lied one more chizuutan post for the day and im done (fr this time i swear!!!!!!!) #pls correct me where necessary im not well-versed enough in the ways of the chizuutan s o b s #anyways pls get help chizuutan you're prolly scaring aizo at this point (protecc him yujiro!!!!) #chizuutan chizpost #honeyworks #m an. im in pain. i swear if i have to see another mention of aizo’s moonwalking im gonna smacc someone #i can’t believe i had to see moonwalking aizo again. for the second time this week. i hate him smmmm #chizuutan. answer me this. were you the one who asked him to moonwalk.

[didderd]

Hi Alex! I was wondering what the boys would do if they were trying to go out with someone who's super oblivious (or maybe just thinks that there's no possible way that someone actually has feelings for them) and they just weren't getting the hint?

*pushes up my nonexistent glasses* heheh *starts clacking away at keyboard*

(gonna kinda mimic @/wishing-stones formatting style wif these sorta asks n harness their good writing energy)

(these got... super long, so under th read more 't goes. (fkn. Tou's and Snaps' take up my whole screen each. i have no self control lmao.) also jus a heads up. Snaps' mentions ~sexual relations~ lol)

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Tic is subtle and has a hard time being straightforward. He'd built up the courage to tell them several times, over several months. Each time, pushing himself to get less subtle about it.

The first few were mixed into bad jokes. "knock knock" "who's there" "a sphinx" "a sphinx who" "a sphinx I like you". Every time, they laughed and blushed, but then assumed it was just a joke.

The last couple of times weren't even mixed into jokes, yet they still assumed he was just messing around.

This time he goes all out. He brings them somewhere beautiful, maybe under a starry sky, and after watching the stars for a bit, he grabs their hands and tells them he loves them. And when they still don't believe him, he brings them close. Inches from a kiss, and tells them he's 100% serious. He shuts them up by closing the gap before they can deny it again.

Tac has been very obviously flirting with this person for about a month, but he guesses he flirts with a lot of ppl, so it's not too farfetched to think he's just like that, so he steps up his game.

He gets more romantic with it. He gets them flowers and asks them out. (He'd asked them out a few times before, but they thought he was just being his usual flirty self. Which wasn't entirely wrong, but doesn't mean he wasn't serious.)

When they think he's just messing around again, he pulls them in with a hand on the small of their back. He assures them that he's 100% serious, and brings them into a deep kiss.

Tou is already very physically affectionate with his friends. Anything they'll allow. Holding hands, kissing their forehead/cheek, friendship cuddles. But with his best friend/crush, he always lingers longer than with the others.

He's absolutely ecstatic that they like the physical affection, but he wants more. He kisses their cheek often, and wishes he were kissing just an inch or two over, but they just don't see what his constant physical affection and lingering touches mean, so he gets more verbally affectionate.

Tbh, his verbal affection was already strong too, so this doesn't do a lot either, but he'd thought if he's now constantly calling them cute, beautiful/handsome, stunning, etc, they'd get the hint.

One day he leans into them, grabs their hand, and calls them the most attractive person he's ever met. He thinks surely they'll have to get the hint now, but they still think he's just being nice.

He gets a little frustrated and picks them up, tossing them over his shoulder, and ports into his room. (He rarely ports outside of battle training.) He sits them on his bed and sits next to them, grabbing their hand and leaning in a lot closer this time.

He kisses their hand, not breaking eye contact for a moment. He tells them he loves them, and that he's not just being friendly, and once they finally get it, he brings them into his lap for cuddles.

Snaps honestly takes a very long time himself to realize he actually wants to be with this person rather than just fuck them. Anyone else would have realized he has feelings for them far before he did.

They've been friends with benefits for months before he realizes it (with some help from his boss).

Once he's done having a crisis about having emotions he was sure didn't exist in him, he goes straight to their apartment and tests the waters.

He makes them a nice breakfast before they get up (tics not bothering him this time, as he's too focused on making it good for them). He holds their hand while they watch TV instead of holding their thigh/waist. He kisses their hand before they leave for work, and sneaks in the pet name "honey" rather than the usual "bunny" as he sees them out.

All of this, they only seemed mildly suspicious of, or flushed at and waved it off, so he gathers that he has to go further with it.

When they get back, he greets them with flowers at the door, dressed well, in a nice button-up and some dress pants. (Tho, he's still wearing his fingerless gloves.)

He leads them to the table, where he'd set up a candle lit dinner. (Food delivered from one of their favorite places, bc he wasn't confident he wouldn't mess up a fancy dinner.)

When they assume he's just buttering them up to ask if they can do something new in bed, he chuckles and assures them this isn't about sex anymore (tho he wouldn't mind that after dinner). His eye light appears, and he leans in, grabbing their hands, and he tells them he wants to be more with them, that he thinks he loves them.

#jbkfgjnkgj 'm sorry i rly couldn't find a way to shorten tou n snaps' any more. they'r so long idk what happened lmao #n tou was supposed to be th one i have the most trouble with!! #rly i had the most trouble with snaps. but ig more trouble = more overthinking = longer portion kjdfnkj #tac's is the only one that's relatively short #idk how wishing stones keeps their answers to these so brief /pos #'s so hard to not jus let everything in my brain spill out into these things #i can't read over all this again 's too much. so i'll jus go ahead n post it hhh #tic sans #tourette's sans #tac sans #fell tourette's sans #tou sans #swap tourette's sans #snaps sans #killer tourette's sans #tourette's sanses #undertale #undertale au #didderd ocs #didderd writes #didderd asks #mushroomchildwithaknife #above read more: silly goofy. doesn't bother with capital letters and full words #under read more: proper. pristine. like u'd pulled sections out of a legit fic or book

[ask-woofers-ocs]

*Just a baby tv wondering around…. TV-8361..? Also known as THIX.*

*looks up and the group and gets scared*

“Who…..”

Sonar: “Why is there a child here-?? Fluxx is it yours-“

Fluxx: “WHA— NO IT ISN’T MINE DUMBASS-“ *smacks Sonar*

Sonar: “HEY-“

Ombré: *watches the two fight before going over to THIX* “Uh.. hi there..- how did you get here??”

Cosmo: *trying to break up the fight between Sonar and Fluxx*

#(ooc: Sonar and Fluxx usually fight like this but it’s fine cuz they’re still besties and will kill for the other if someone hurts or insult #s the other #m-passer #ask answered #skibidi toilet

[movietonight]

He's a martyred christian saint. He's our lady of sorrows. He's jewish. He's gender. He's haunted by the narrative. He's both the greek chorus and the tragic hero. I didn't say his name but he popped into your head didn't he.

#Blorbocore #This post is about Hawkeye Pierce from Mash obv #Other answers welcome too #Also the Jewish thing is totally up for interpretation and I totally get that not everyone believes this #I do though #Blorbos #Mash #Macks Musings #m*a*s*h

[hawkeyeslaughter]

All your fake mash plots are so plausible. I feel like all of them could have actually been real episodes… I heard somewhere that during season 11 they started running out of ideas but tbh all they needed was you :p

hi i know you probably didn’t think much about telling me i could write mash episodes but this ask means the entire universe to me and i do have more fake mash plots sitting in my drafts that ill post later

#townes answers asks ! #what if i cried and cried FOREVER #you guys reblogging my fake mash plots saying you wished they were a real episode and then telling me stuff like THIS ???? #i’m never going to recover . i’m never going to recover . #ily tumblr user silver - salmon15 #mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mash 4077 #mashblr #lgbt #lgbtq

[merrysithmas]

i will never, ever be over obi-wan siccing vader on reva like a rabid dog with the ice cold threat, "you're not bringing me to him, i'm bringing him to you."

it's like the obi-wan version of this moment:

#im deceased #obi wan kenobi #like ??? i have sooo many thoughts #obi wan knew reva wanted to kill vader and he cant allow that bc he needs to protect anakin #i mean this scene is immediately prefaced by obi wan facing the question: why didnt you stop him? where were you? why didnt you s a v e him? #he was threatening her w those words #all he'll see is m e he says #while all he sees is him #to obiwan he and anakin/vader are locked in singular combat #no one else touches kenobi - vader says it over and over agaib #and this is obi wan's answer to that #go ahead and just t r y to kill anakin - good luck - and say hi to vader for me #no one touches anakin but him #anakin skywalker #obikin

[pomegranate]

“Peace On Us” observation: in the scene at the end of the episode where they’re doing roll call like at the beginning of the ep, the camp no longer has red hair. WHY?

Boring answers: this is a different morning after and they’re hungover from a different party, the MASH production team didn’t think anyone would think about the continuity re: red hair, they all had a shower before passing out that night

Fun answer: the 4077th all went skinny dipping in a nearby river

#mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #peace on us #don’t interact with this post with boring answers - other fun theories only. THANK YOU

[remyfire]

Hawkeye can you stop running your mouth in the face of certain danger for even just one second

#the answer is no #hawkeye pierce #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mashblogging #the best of enemies #s9e1