God bless America rating 7/10 - "murder is bad enough, but soccer? That's anti-American." - booth "I think that's an instant 7" - my housemate
Body reveal rating 0/10 - the body's just already in the lab, who cares
Randy Angela rating 0/10 - there's nothing there, though hodgins was clearly into it when she remembered that CCTV exists
Hodgins boot to mouth rating 3/10 - illegally asking bones for trial deets, the cheeky cunt
Bones as a believable anthropologist 0/10 - openly disrespectful of others' religions, and we don't see her with any fucking bones until like 35 minutes in
How offensive did I, personally, find it 6/10 - really annoying how they play fast and loose with the concept of innocent until proven guilty in this courtroom focused episode, if predictable
Silly score 3/10 - not terribly silly, this one
How bad is the song at the end 7.5/10 - eugh
Best outifit of the episode - Cam's slinky purple number, not appropriate for her job but good all the same
Is Sweets a little baby boy - I can't say he is, he isn't belittled by any of the other characters in this episode
THAT THING'S BEEN COOKING FOR 12 HOURS. THAT PINK IS PERFECT. THAT'S GONNA HAVE A NICE SMOKED FLAVOR. THAT'S NOT DRY AT ALL. BUT AFTER DINNER WE WENT OUTSIDE TO LOOK AT THE SKY. THAT'S NOT SKIN, FOLKS. WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA ADD SOME AU JUS TO THESE PIECES, TOO. WE'LL FOUND TWO BOMBS ON THE SKY NOW. THREE HOMES IN HERE AND TWO IN THERE ARE WENT TO HAVE THIS. (Sigh.)
GALLERY: SUDDEN SPOT OF THE YEAR #5
HONORABLE THOUGHTS
FULL CUT TO: JUMP.
(REWARDING ALL FOR THIS STORY):
NARRATOR:
A story of love and revenge.
(EDITORS' NOTES FROM THIS STORY):
THE END.
s08e01 - Deep Breath: Not good, persay, but it's his regen episode, so... might as well.
s08e02 - Into the Dalek: It's a Dalek episode and it's really fucking good.
s08e05 - Time Heist: It's just a fun time, would recommend watching.
s08e06 - The Caretaker: Important for Twelveclara.
s08e08 - Mummy on the Orient Express: Also important for Twelveclara.
s08e09 - Flatline: Again, just generally a fun time.
s08e10 - In the Forest of the Night: I mean, it was good. Just sort of there. I'd watch it, maybe it's something you like.
s08e11/12 - Dark Water / Death in Heaven: THOSCHEI THOSCHEI REAL
Season 9:
s09e01/02 - The Magician's Apprentice / The Witch's Familiar: It ignores Dalek. Which. Makes me want to kill. But thoschei, and it's good besides. So.
s09e03/04 - Under the Lake / Before the Flood: The cinematography... I love it.
s09e05 - The Girl Who Died: ARGHFHFHH i have been stabbed
s09e06 - The Woman Who Lived: I have been stabbed again
s09e07/08 - The Zygon Invasion/Inversion: You could also just look up the Doctor's speech at the end.
s09e10 - Face the Raven: I think it's very important.
s09e11/12 - Hell Bent / Heaven Sent: I have heard literally only good thinks about it, also according to my Doctor Who factual information book I got for Christmas, the Doctor gets tortured for over a billion years in it! Yippee!!
Skipped Episodes:
s08e03 - Robot of Sherwood: It's kinda mid. Watch it if you want.
s08e04 - Listen: I HATE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING IT LURES YOU IN LIKE MAYBE I'LL BE GOOD WRONG ITS TERRIBLE AND THE COSTUMING DEPARTMENT CAN CATCH THESE HANDS
s08e07 - Kill the Moon: Doctor Who abortion episode. Also just really anti-climactic.
s09e09 - Sleep No More: Have heard literally only bad things about it, but I am going to watch it sometime soon so I'll update you when I know more.