#s29

[thewertsearch]

You are one of the few of your kind with JADE GREEN BLOOD.

My intuition was that each blood color was rarer than the one ‘below’ it, with a large peasant class supporting the wealthy elite. They’re called the 1% for a reason, after all. 

But jade - which sounds very rare - is only in the middle of the spectrum. The demographics here clearly aren’t as simple as I’d thought.  

As such you are one of the few who could be selected and raised by a VIRGIN MOTHER GRUB, an event so rare as to elude documented precedent.

There’s no precedent for this situation? On a planet with millennia of history? 

I theorized before that Kanaya might be royalty, but I think I was aiming too low - Kanaya is the kind of troll that legends are written about. She’s absolutely extraordinary, just like all the other Players. 

[...] and though her life would be short, in time you would assure her of progeny.

Progeny, eh? So is Kanaya going to make more trolls, or more Mother Grubs? 

Either way, she’s going to have access to an ecto-lab soon. This shouldn’t be a difficult promise to keep. 

You are one of the few of your kind whose affection for the aesthetic strongly overpowers instinctive regard for the utilitarian.

The rare troll who does not, in fact, think fashion is stupid. 

The black shirts were getting a little old, so it was about time someone bucked the trend. 

The technology and indeed the hive itself were all recovered from the ruins nearby when you were very young. The seed of your hive was deployed on the volcanic rocks beneath the sand with the assistance of your lusus and her remarkable burrowing skills, and you have lived there happily together since.

Jade’s Sburb House is one of the oldest mysteries in the comic. Its answer generates an entirely new mystery - what the hell these houses are for - but it’s still nice to have it solved. 

>Kanaya: Equip chainsaw.

You are quite sure there is no CHAINSAW leaning on that bookshelf.

There is however a tube of LIPSTICK on the floor.

It’s been a hot minute since we last saw this gag.  

Problem Sleuth ended over fifteen months before this panel dropped - which, in Homestuck time, is an eternity. Was Hussie feeling a little nostalgic, all of a sudden?

>Kanaya: Fine, equip that then.

Alright, let's settle down. No need to get hysterical.

Heh.

Oh, there goes your WARDROBIFIER again. Never a dull moment in fashion when the randomized cycle is on.

#2323 #homestuck liveblog #full liveblog #act 5 #s29 #memes

[idvarchive]

#s29 #s29e3 #idv hastur #idv postman #idv painter #portrait

[eesttm]

#greg davies #nmtb s29 #some more christmas greg #greg gif #m

[bear-bimbo]

he- hello? - @bluebirdanimations

Hello! Good morning :)

#HappyToHelp #-S29

[myththefangirl]

Smithers: Sir, I don't think this is fooling anyone.

Haw-haw Land (Season 29, Episode 10)

#burnsmithers #s29 e10

[oneofthebestcontent]

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#Bikes #Bicycles #Mountain Bikes #Full Suspension Bikes #Dual Suspension Bikes #Schwinn S29 Bikes #Schwinn S29 Mountain Bikes

[rhubarbes]

S29-PR-D | ACRONYM®

#fashion #style #menstyle #techwear #acronym #techwearstyle

[panelshowsource]

yes! here it is :)

does anyone know if this is their real home? i'm sure it's a set but i love imagining this is their home lmaooo

sure here ya go :)

yes, here is the complete series!

sorry that s02 isn't in hd :( if anyone has that and wants to send it my way bless you...

i fuuucking love meet the richardsons muahaha apparently a lot of brits are sick of jon's and lucy's faces because they're on repeat so much on dave, but since i don't have that problem i have ZERO!!! richardsons fatigue and ofc can't wait to see lucy on taskmaster!!!

it's been unhinged as always but i gotta say david and georgia tennant took me OUT, russell kane shitting on lucy every time cuts to him is one of my fave running gags, and is it just me or is richard herring, like, a good actor?

YESSS here are s29 & s30 of the new buzzcocks with greg davies!!!!!!!

here's hoping they announce s31 in august since it usually premieres in september! i am actually obsessed with the reboot it is actually INSANE

ps. "Speaking about the last recommission, Greg Davies said: 'I’m delighted that Buzzcocks is coming back. I can’t wait to give more musicians the chance to increase their cool by hanging out with fat uncle Greg and his three odd children.'" 💀

i wasn't planning on it just because it's so easy to find on youtube, but would it be helpful if i made a chronological youtube playlist of the episodes? is there one missing that you need? i was planning to do this with catsdown as well...

i also wasn't necessarily planning on re-uploading taskmaster to drive, though i might throw up the 1080p files i have in case they're better quality than what's on youtube. still, with youtube so readily available, most people will stream or cast that, right? i can definitely get the extras & outtakes organised though :)

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ps. if anything can't be streamed because it's processing, just download to watch :)

#shank48274 #a #watch link

[thewertsearch]

You are one of the few of your kind who can withstand the BLISTERING ALTERNIAN SUN, and perhaps the only who enjoys the feel of its rays.

Kanaya’s up way past her bedtime - she’s the Alternian equivalent of a night owl. Her lusus seems diurnal, so it may have been a necessary adaption. 

As the only troll with an affinity for Light, she seems like a lock for that Aspect. She and Rose might have even more in common than I thought.

[...] you have honed your craft through the art of TOPIARY, sculpting your trees to match the PUFFY ORACLES from your dreams.

It makes sense, then, that Kanaya would be a Prospit girl. 

Since trolls are nocturnal, I guess Derse is the moon which symbolizes ‘daytime’, and Prospit is its edgier ‘night-time’ counterpart. I wonder if that has any effect on the Kingdoms’ roles? 

You have embraced the tool of this trade, which conveniently is the weapon of choice for those who would hunt the HEINOUS BROODS OF THE UNDEAD which crawl from the sand at sunrise to feast on the light and the living.

I had assumed that Alternia’s undead were only a problem to those who crossed a necromancer. On the contrary, it seems like the planet is infested with the things, and they’re animating all on their own. 

Something has gone very, very wrong on Alternia - in a way that seems completely unrelated to Sburb, for once. Just what the hell happened here? 

So you indulge in your bright fascination with the grim through literature. Just before the sun goes down and you join your flora in rest, you immerse yourself in tales of RAINBOW DRINKERS and SHADOW DROPPERS and FORBIDDEN PASSION.

And here I thought she couldn’t be a better character than she already was. Kanaya is a troll goth. 

#2323 #homestuck liveblog #full liveblog #act 5 #s29

[idvarchive]

#s29 #s29e3 #idv coordinator #skins #idv postman #idv first officer #idv hastur #idv painter #idv galatea

[emotinalsupportturtle]

David Tennant about anti-woke culture and anti-woke politics

the last leg s29 ep2

#david tennant #lgbtq #doctor who #woke #politics #queer politics #it's basic human empathy and decency #he's right stop weaponising being “woke”

[drdemonprince]

I've never thought about it that way but you're absolutely right that "men's" sex toys seem to be perceived as more perverted than "women's" sex toys. I've noticed that a lot of the independent monster cock makers that are super popular right now tend to neglect making options for people that want penetrable toys and that insertables in general are almost glorified in the current "sex-positivity" climate.

based on the forums it does look like most people who own them fit the "lonely cishet men" stereotype but apparently (according to my boyfriend who introduced me to sex dolls as a Thing) lots of people find that using a doll makes them more confident with real women and that's a benefit I'm certainly hoping for because my confidence with women is... abysmal.

my boyfriend actually owns one of the small cock-sleeve style ones! she's very cute anime-looking but I'm not personally fully comfortable with her because I collect art dolls (nonsexually) that she's a little too close in scale to.

so this is the one I'm getting:

https://dollto-china.com/irontech-silicone-153cm-s29-set-2.html

I'm absolutely in love with her, like literally obsessed she makes my heart flutter and I am so so excited to keep her in my little kink room in the basement. only problem is that she's 80 lbs and almost as tall as me and I am small and weak and will probably need help from my (strong) boyfriend to play with her. but that just motivates me to work out while I wait for her to arrive 😤

thanks for letting me talk about this! I've been pretty shy talking about sex dolls on my blog just because I think they get such a bad rap, I'm almost ashamed? like they're the toy for the truly Perverted™ bad men 🙄

oh my god she is beautiful!!!

It's so fucked up people see sex dolls as creepy or shameful. If cuddling with stuffed animals is okay, and masturbating with toys is okay, and watching porn is okay, why on earth would having sex with a doll be a problem?? I hope you beautiful strawberry blonde motivates you to get those gains my brxther. send me videos of you railing her if you want like forrreal

[chmerkovskiyvalentin]

Don’t they usually put the better dances last. Usually whoever ends up winning went last on first show.

Not always…

For examples:

S28 - Hannah and Alan went first and ended up winning

S29 - Carole and Pasha went last and really wasn’t the best dance of the night lol and obv didn’t win

S30 - Jojo and Jenna went last, had the best dance but didn’t win

S31 - Charli and Mark went last, best dance and won

So yeah it depends 😉

#anon #replies

[innitmarvellous]

S29 is a bit less spectacular than last series, but still a decent selection. ^^

Ep1 / Ep2

Ep3 / Ep4

Ep5 / Ep6

Ep7 / Ep8

#hignfy #paul merton #my polls

[baronneutron]

ISB Special Agent Tarrant

Special Agent Zyn Tarrant, Imperial Security Bureau  - character art by mikonatic; character concept by me ------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Zyn Tarrant SN: I78-S29-B01 DOB: 7936.2.20 (Age 45) Rank: Special Agent       Specialty: Counter-Intelligence     Description: Species – Human / Gender – M / Skin – Light / Hair – Light brown (greying) / Height – 1.8 m / Eyes – Blue / Build – Athletic     Service Branch: ISB Command: Mid-Rim Unit: Zeleroq Field Office Current Assignment: Special Agent in Charge, Zeleroq Sector   Family Status: Divorced, 2 children Previous Assignments: Cruiser Dagger; accepted to ISB; Mid-Rim ISB Office; Field Agent, X’Toc Sector; ASAC, Manta Sector   OIC Comments: “Agent Tarrant is a strict adherent for the letter of the law.  Any being who follows the law of the Empire will be treated well by him, but step of the line and he will bring down the hammer.”   Decorations: multiple citations, 3 medals for valor/combat ------------------------------------------------------------------- Notes/Background: Zyn is a late-comer to ISB, having begun his career and spending a good deal of time in the Navy before transferring. Most would say of him he might be further up the ISB ladder (or the Naval Ladder if he had stayed) if not for his time in the Navy first. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Personality:  I tried to play him a little high strung.  It is not that he cracked under pressure, its just that he responds to it with shouting and being angry.  He is very confident his position; he knows the law and holds himself to following the law in every way.  This includes rooting out Imperials who are not Rebels, but are lawbreakers.  If you are an Admiral, General, Moff, or whoever trying to use your rank, title, or position illegally, he will take you down.  In this respect, he might be viewed as a potential ally to Rebels as they also wish to take down Imperials, but Rebels should think twice about thinking he is on their side.  That said, he sees the flaws in the Empire and knows many abuse their power and that atrocities happen; the difference is he feels these people are breaking the law and that once he weeds all of them out the Empire will stand for law and justice.  This has made him some enemies.  While it is true he sometimes abuses his staff, they soon learn that he is doing it, at least from his perspective, in support of the Empire.  He typically apologizes and treats them well overall, offering any and all rewards allowed under the law.  Many realize it is not personal against them.      I wanted to give him something to attract the players' eye, so one of his main flaws is that he is a bit of a cad.  He wasted no time on arriving at his new assignment in Zeleroq (around the same time as the players) in establishing a girlfriend on as many planets as he could; he looks for women he likes in careers that typically keep them on their planet of residence.  It was the main area he was reprimanded for by his Regional Supervisor (his opinion of his Sector Supervisor on Coruscant is very low) recently due to the attack on Valdra during the recent Empire Day festivities; Colonel Dayna Knyvette, the ISB Director for the Mid-Rim Region, felt that he would have better served the Empire by being there in persona to help coordinate the response instead of "serving himself" on leave.  They both knew that Tarrant had done everything by the book in setting up security and count-intelligence procedures, but Col Knyvette felt a warning was in order.   ------------------------------------------------------------------- Notes/Background/Vague threads: - "Template" actor Gideon Emery who I saw in the Castle episode “Almost Famous”  - Zeleroq Sector’s Lead ISB Agent

#star wars empire strikes back #sw rebels #star wars rebels #star wars imperials #star wars ffg #star wars fanfiction #star wars fandom #ISB

[ghastlybespoke]

fully obsessed with how casualty writers only allow dylan to have 1 friend at a time. my parents and i are watching old casualty, and end of s29 start of s30 he's besties with zoe, and then when he befriends lofty, he doesn't interact with zoe almost at all (they have like one chat by her car i swear), like ik she isn't there for a bit, but even when she's rhere they don't interact. and then when lofty leaves him and zoe are besties again, in every other scene together and shit. it's just so funny to me, the writers are like okay this man's friendship quota is 1 (plus a dog)! and no more!!

#dylan keogh #bbc casualty #zoe hanna #ben 'lofty' chilton