Soap. to R/n: This whole Valentine's Day thing is one big scam. The greeting card companies and the candy stores are trying to rip off innocent consumers.
R/n, flatly: No date, huh?
Soap, drops to his knees and hugs her waist: I'M SO LONELY!!!
R/n, helping him up: *Sigh* C’mon.
Soap: Hm?
R/n: I’m spending V-day alone too, Ghost is on a mission and won’t be back for three weeks. Soo lets get drunk, play video games and eat pizza, ok?
Soap, brightens up: Ok!...Yer a good friend, lass. I love you.
R/n: Aw, I’m glad yer my friend too, Johnny.
(a week later)
Soap, to Ghost when he comes back from his mission: Simon if you ever let that girl slip away I’m gonna crucify you!
Ghost: Noted.
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Leo: Have you ever fallen in love?
Lester: Five times a day.
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Shinji: And then I said to myself, "Kayden..."
Ichigo, confused: Kayden?
Shinji:
Shinji: That's what I call myself.
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Emmet: You have a picture of Elesa in your wallet?
E-S/o: Yeah. Why?
Emmet: Oh, nothing. I just think it's sweet.~
Emmet, ominously: I'm in there too, right?
E-S/o, a bit frightened: You will be.
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Ismark: *Looks in the mirror* “Aww man, it’s me.”
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DP x DC Prompt
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There are no more heroes.
Well, okay. Rewind a bit.
Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)
The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.
And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.
Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?
Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.
So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.
There are no more heroes.
Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.
Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.
Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)
In other words:
Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.
Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.
(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)
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like two weeks ago i decided to watch boy meets world, and safe to say i became completely addicted. anyway i'm begging for y'all to drop fic recommendations
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Mr. Turner: What do you call sabotage and vandalism?
Shawn: A Hobby
Mr. Turner:
Shawn: That I do NOT engage in
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The words in front of Cory are starting to blur on the pages and he’s fighting off his sixth yawn in the last ten minutes when he hears the familiar thump outside his window, followed by a softly muttered curse that makes Cory have to stifle a grin.
The glass panes rattle, the hinges giving a quiet as the window slides open and Cory doesn’t even bother to look up when he hears the soles Shawn’s scuffed boots land safely on the carpet of his bedroom.
“You’re late.” Is Cory’s greeting as his eyes skim over his paper, scratching out a spelling error and writing the correct spelling above it.
“I know, I know,” Shawn murmurs, pressing a placating kiss in the slope of Cory’s neck and Cory feels any traces of earlier annoyance (worry) fade the minute those cool lips press against his skin. “I’m sorry, I got held up.”
Or--
A late-night visit, a discussion of the future, and the realization that this thing between them could actually be forever.
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R/n: You jumped out of a moving plane rather than talk to me about your feelings!
Ghost: You're exaggerating. The air sucked me out like a vacuum.
R/n: You hit the ground and started running!
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My favorite form of gay dress is "The best character in a 90's sitcom"
This style includes: Dark or dull colors, baggy pants, sweaters, large indie T's, dark long sleeve T's, white T's or wife beaters(to wear underneath the sweaters), a flannel or button up shirt(to wear over the T's), and if you want, the occasional leather jacket.
This isn't rlly about clothes, Shawn Hunter is the best character on boy meets world AND girl meets world
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Zoffy: How could you possibly get into this much trouble in one day?
{Seven is sitting with his legs up on Zoffy's desk sipping a slushy and wearing sunglasses while his body is covered in soot and smoking, Ace sits on his right arms crossed looking like he just fought a blender and Taro sits on his left covered in pink paint and eating chips.]
Seven: It didn’t take the whole day.
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