#s: house md

[superhell]

house md is wild because house tells wilson that he’ll sacrifice many things but never himself and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he sacrifices himself for wilson. and then he

#also like. this is the guy who said that 'people dont change' for the majority of his life and then when wilson is dying hes like 'i can cha #nge' its that he doesn't talk about his feelings and he cannot bear to show weakness until it seems that he is losing wilson and then #he will literally say anything to keep him its that he is shown repeatedly to be a vicodin addict and that hes destroyed relationships over #his pain and his need for vicodin but he'll give wilson his own pills and go without to make sure wilson has enough meds its that he is #old and cynical and his beliefs about humanity have been written in stone and his walls are topped with turrets and barbed wire but the gate #s fucking open for wilson time and again and wilson is the exception to the rules time and again its. so fucked up #wilson is quite literally his anchor in humanity wilson is his achilles heel wilson is his entire support system the foundations of gregory #house's life have been built around one james evan wilson from the moment he saw that twink throw a bottle into a mirror. am i making sense #here. do these words mean anything #house #wilson #hilson #house md #hatecrimes md #house is a very very carefully constructed facade and wilson is a fucking sledgehammer.

[hugeegosorry]

Why is quite literally every trans guy i know into house md. What is it about it that makes tboys go nuts

#THIS IS NOT BAD OR S JUST VERY FUNNY TO ME #house md #in da house #fascinating

[thankstothe]

Ok

#house md #gregory house #remy hadley #13 #screencap #s06e19 “the choice” #this whole scene im sorry #giving house card blanche to go ham with gay puns #top tier hatecrime great job guys #constantly turning to 13 too #you cannot convince me house isnt self-aware #if i was an editor this is how i would edit this too #the journey on 13's face #you burning your dad's closet with your eyes #careful he still inside #this patient is pretty much confirmed not straight by the end too #longpost #long post #every frame a painting #after “im as straight” line

[greghatecrimes]

doing my duty since house is trending! here’s a fan fave promo pic for everyone to enjoy!

#house md #hate crimes md #the picture of all time #s/o to perry i kno this one’s your fave #thirteen with a crossbow!!! #promo pic shenanigans #greg house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #robert chase #allison cameron #eric foreman #chris taub #remy thirteen hadley #100 #200

[orangeisms]

shut up guys he‘s literally sleeping

#house md #Ref: 4x16 Wilson´s Heart

[winged-paki]

House MD will spend an entire season glorifying medical malpractice, inventing new ways to be racist ableist and misogynistic, queerbaiting both within and without the narrative, etc. but the final few episodes will be the most fucked up, psychological, 4D chess introspectives you’ve ever seen that will make you reevaluate your life and the power of metaphor. Good fucking god.

#house #house md #hate crimes md #YES I’m talking about the houses head / wilsons heart shit I literally can’t think about it without getting full body chills #like why did that have to go so HARD???? #and s1’s house’s leg episode and the cuddy/vicodin shit in s6 BRUH…. #what was in the water in that writers room?????? #houseposting

[sarcasstic-jpmvr]

So you’re telling me we’ve got

Doctor Gregory “You call it medical malpractice, I call it poke the bear until it bites me” House

and

Doctor James “I’m gonna watch you poke the bear until it bites you and then I’m gonna carefully clean your wounds while calling you an idiot in the fondest voice known to mankind” Wilson

who basically are two besties who would (2) literally go to jail for each other and (1) commit fake suicide to spend the rest of their lives with each other

and you’re telling me they’re both STRAIGHT????

Istg the last episode (I haven’t seen it yet) feels like an ao3 fix-it bc people couldn’t handle the unresolved tension between our two babys

#so help me god #what in the 2000’s TV show #there is no way #they did all that #only to tell us #that they’re both straight as a ruler #hilson #james wilson #gregory house #wilson x house #house x wilson #ao3 #house md #hilson textpost #ao3 fic

[yeehawkpierce]

#mash #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #hawkeye pierce #alan alda #house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #hugh laurie #girl help I’ve watched the c-word and goodbye farewell and amen in the same weekend and I’m unwell

[mash-trek]

just testing something..

#star trek #mash #mash 4077 #star trek tos #ds9 #benjamin hawkeye pierce #m*a*s*h 4077 #spock #house md #james wilson #greg house #gregory house #star trek tng #star trek voyager #james t kirk #tumblr polls

[lt-oreilly]

The famous mentally ill doctor characters chart

I am open to suggestions

#mash #house md #hilson #m*a*s*h #mash 4077 #hate crimes md #classic lit #acd sherlock holmes #acd holmes #john watson #johnlock #gay #dr jekyll and mr hyde #frasier

[hawkeyeslaughter]

the four horsemen of the old show stupid idiot men that look too much like dogs for my liking . i hate them

#( i love them ) #i don’t care that house isn’t technically an old show wilson inspired this genre #i DO fucking hate that they’re all canonically geniuses . does looking like a kicked puppy automatically make you a genius #food 4 thought #i also don’t care that this isn’t strictly mashposting . deal #mash #m*a*s*h #mashposting #mash 4077 #mashblr #trapper john #trapper mcintyre #john mcintyre #trapper john mcintyre #house #house md #james wilson #columbo #lieutenant columbo #frank columbo #the x files #x files #fox mulder #mulder #lgbt #lgbtq

[kelpeigh]

As a stupid meta joke lover, I am rolling

#house md #hate crimes md #season 3's vibes are already rancid let's goooooo

[thankstothe]

some cocaine, please.

#house md #gregory house #chris taub #remy hadley #thirteen #13 #screencap #s05e06 “joy” #13'S FACE #house needs cocaine you get cocaine #love how house's first argument is 'it's exciting“ #like girl you're not talking to your wife (wilson) #they're not as deranged yet

[dread-pirate-mumbles]

been thinking about Hilson again *chinhands*

see below the cut for some D/s thoughts/headcanons

Wilson:

sadist, but not the usual pain-oriented sadist. Wilson is more of an emotional sadist- he figures out what someone needs and makes them do it, and enjoys it all the more if they hate doing it

He can and will do pain-play if someone wants it, and he enjoys some of it, but it's not his favorite. he does like the aftercare part of it, though

he is big into tying people up and making them let him take care of them; he's the one in control, he decides what happens, and what happens is you Take Better Fucking Care of Yourself, House

he gets really turned on when someone who's as emotionally hidden as House trusts him enough to share their emotions with him; they are precious gifts that should be cherished, and only he is the one allowed to handle them; relatedly: a bit possessive, likes marking up his sub

House:

this man is a bratty sub and no one can tell me otherwise

he wants/needs permission to not think, to tell his brain to shut the fuck up, for someone else to be the one calling the shots

House will not sub for just anyone tho. He needs to absolutely trust the other person and, as we know, that list is basically just Wilson. He will also fight his dom- they need to earn his submission!! (see: bratty sub)

I also think he needs someone to get him into subspace to freely talk abt his emotions, to articulate what he wants, without shame. So much of his childhood was about controlling his emotions and behaviors to fit what John wanted, but what John wanted was for his emotions and behaviors to basically not exist. someone breaking him down enough to get at those buried emotions and then rewarding him for expressing himself- that would be So Good for him

Relatedly: i can't really see him being into pain punishments or anything that's super painful; Like, he might want to have some pain he can control, but probably not anything really intense. He already has so much pain anyway, he doesn't need more. However, rewards and praise are A Great Thing

#hilson #house md #hate crimes md #greg house #gregory house #james wilson #d/s #d/s dynamic #headcanon

[dimity-lawn]

There was someone named James Wilson aboard the Revenge, so I think that there should be a crew member played by Robert Sean Leonard (who played Dr. James Wilson in House M.D.), even if it’s only for part of an episode.

#thought(s) from yours truly #ofmd #our flag means death #house #house md #history #pirates #crew of the revenge #18th century #1710s #1718

[godsofhumanity]

Tyr: Little girls who kiss frogs expect them to turn into you. Baldr: Oh, come on. I'm not that good looking. Tyr: Yea, you are. Freyr: You kind of are.

#baldr: (///o_o///) #TYR-BALDR-FREYR BROTPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP #tyr #baldr #freyr #brotp #norse gods #norse mythology #incorrect norse gods #incorrect norse mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: house md (tv series) #queuetzalcoatl