#s: leverage

[harveywritings92]

Ghost: How did you both know there would be an extra uniform in the bag?

R/n: Everyone knows flight attendants are required to carry extra uniforms, in case they get called to work unexpectedly.

Soap: Or if something happens to the one they're already wearing.

Gaz: How does everyone know that?

{R/n and Soap answer at the same time.]

R/n: Worked airport security.

Soap: Slept with a flight attendant.

#S: leverage #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty 2022 #call of duty x reader #simon ghost riley #cod mw ghost #john soap mactavish #gn!reader #kyle gaz garrick #cod mw gaz #task force 141 #task force 141 x reader

[incorrect-sunflower-sibs]

Lester: Meg saved my life. Twice.

Meg: Once. And a half.

Hazel: How do you half save someone's life?

Meg: I was the one that was sent to kill him, so I figure that only counts as half, right?

Frank: That actually makes sense.

#S: Leverage #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #incorrect riordanverse #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #frank zhang #hazel levesque

[harveyb-wabbit92]

{TW: past child abuse.]

{Taro is listens to Taiga and his friend R/n talk about childhood fears, when she mentions she doesn’t like thunder storms.]

Taiga: Being afraid of thunder is not a bad thing, everyone’s got a fear of something.

Taiga: I used to have claustrophobia when I was little.

R/n: How'd you get over your claustrophobia?

Taiga: I locked myself in a closet for a couple of nights. After that, I was fine.

R/n: That is so funny. I was scared of the dark and my guardian did exactly the same thing.

[flashback to a young R/n being locked in a trunk by her guardian who leaves said trunk outside during a bad thunder storm.]

Taro & Taiga:...

Taiga: That's not the same thing. What the hell was wrong wit- (Notices Taro leaving.) Dad, where are you going?

Taro: To visit your cousin to see if he’ll use his time powers to send me back so I can give R/n’s guardian a proper ass kicking....

#s: leverage #ultraman incorrect quotes #ultraman #ultraman taro #ultraman taiga #ultraman taiga x reader #platonic #the reader's species is ambiguous #They could be another ultra. A kaiju or a human or some other type of alien #Tw: past abuse #tokusatsu #tokusatsu incorrect quotes

[entirely-accurate-bnha-quotes]

Shigaraki: Do you remember when I said to you next time we'd meet, that I wouldn't be so nice? Midoriya: Yeah. Shigaraki: Okay. Welcome to the next time.

#incorrect bnha quotes #queue: my hero aqueuedemia #shigaraki tomura #shimura tenko #deku #midoriya izuku #s: leverage #//shigaraki at the shopping mall: haha let's talk #//shigaraki fighting midoriya: that's a nice childhood friend/rival you have there. be a shame if something happened to him

[gamgeesgarden]

Nori: Look, we're the good guys now. I haven't robbed anyone in months.

Dwalin: Months?

Nori: Yeah.

Dwalin: ... You've been with us longer than that.

Nori: Well, I had a break.

#nori #dwalin #hobbit #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect quotes #s: leverage

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

Leverage Redemption S02E05 The Walk in the Woods Job.

#leverage #leverage redemption #sophie devereaux #breanna casey #parker #gina bellman #aleyse shannon #beth riesgraf #i love how it's not outsie the realm of possibility that their eliot did say something so famous and well known #he's more than just the dumb muscle #and can i just say i am glad that eliot and t s eliot have the same spelling #as otherwise i know somebody would probably comment saying i spelt it wrong 😆 #ghostly'sgifs

[canyourfavesurvivecastledracula]

Hitter

@would-we-be-friends-if-i asked:

Eliot Spencer (ex special forces, chef, private bodyguard/wet work man, very good at identifying a wide range of things by their minute but distinct differences)

@pomrania writes:

Eliot is a skilled grifter (specialized in making himself seem not a threat) AND a skilled fighter (and more importantly he knows when NOT to fight) AND he has a ridiculous variety of sundry skills he's highly talented in, so there's prolly like twenty different ways he could survive.

@r0sequarks writes:

Eliot…it comes down to whether he tries to fight Dracula (look, worlds best hitter isn’t helping, he loses a straight fight) or if he knows better to play dumb/try to run. Depends on why he’s there and what he wants; I think he’d wise up and get out of there in most cases but baby murder could drive him to fight and die.

@darthlordcommie writes:

Elliot: It all comes down to whether Elliot clocks how dangerous Dracula is in terms of a fight. If he realizes that there's no way he'll be beating Dracula in a fight, he'll slip out the window. He's weak to the trance, but he's very quickly on top of things, and if he can make it to the wolves, he's got survival training, he can make it past the wolves.

@siredgarconanshakespeare writes:

#my money is that eliot could TOTALLY do it #but we shall see

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Eliot Spencer is definitely smarter than he looks, acts, or our best testing indicates. He can punch his way out of any situation that a way can be punched out of. He's the second best actor in the crew after Sophie. He speaks Romanian I'm sure - heck, he probably Knows A Guy. He has opinions about Dracula's cooking. He's not worried about wolves, he's comforting those poor horses (Certified Horse Girl powers). If anyone can charm a vampire babe, he can. He puts up with Hardison on purpose. Eliot Spencer has every skill he could possibly want to survive Castle Dracula.

HOWEVER. He is the character I am most immediately sure is not making it out.

I think he does recognize the threat. He can probably understand the warnings being shouted at him and understands that the key to survival is being underestimated, which he is very very good at. I think he will recognize that even he cannot punch his way through a master vampire in his own stronghold. I think he could make it past ordinary wolves through his own prowess but also his understanding of and respect for the natural world; I think he will fare less well against wolves that are being supernaturally commanded to kill him specifically - but again I think he will recognize that and not try that route. As you say, he knows how to fight and when not to fight. That's not the issue.

Eliot is not going to make it for one reason and one reason alone, which is that Dracula just so happens to have his personal kryptonite: Children In Peril.

Eliot can think strategically. He can unassume with the best of them and stay in character, fly under the radar. He can do whatever he needs to do to survive. But not when there's a child in danger. The minute kids enter the picture, Eliot goes off the rails - and that's when he has a crew counting on him. But alone? In Castle Dracula? With baby eating monsters and only his own life on the line? (And we all know he considers himself both expendable and beyond redemption).

When the job is Stay Alive I think he can do it. But from May 16th on the job becomes Kill Dracula, and I don't think he can do that. And even if he can go back to strategy-and-survival mode, knowing that the first child is past saving, the minute he sees Dracula heading down the wall with his baby-snatching sack, he's going in for the kill, never mind this is a fight he can't win. Jonathan wishes for a gun to shoot Dracula off the wall; Eliot doesn't use guns, so instead he'll throw a whole Eliot at him.

And that is why Eliot Spencer can not survive Castle Dracula

#Leverage #leverage: redemption #Eliot Spencer #I looked up how many l s were in Eliot after the flack I got about Westley Princessbride #crooks #soldiers and warriors #leverage week #chefs

[takenene]

i have one beef with leverage and it's, why in the fuck is parker wearing heels for stealing even when she's not undercover

#leverage #that is literally the worst possible footwear for rafter climbing slash all the parkour-ass s hit she's doing all the time and it Annoys me #we hate the dumbass generic superheroine treatment in this house

[wistfulwatcher]

Leverage Redemption | 2.13 "The Crowning Achievement Job"

#leverage redemption #leverageverse #leverageverseedit #leverageredemptionedit #sophie devereaux #sophiedevereauxedit #astrid pickford #mine #edit #* #scene* #brotp: turns out it was me #brotp #i am emotional!!! #i really really love that they leaned into sophie's consistent theme being collateral damage because it's just so delicious #for someone who spent decades just shedding identities and everything that came with it just repeatedly being reminded of her choices #and then in the face of that still deciding she is just better than other people like Y E S #so so so good 😌😌😌 (i really hate that i fell behind on giffing this season because there has been SO MUCH great backstory stuff 😭)

[madfoxx]

my favorite thief in the whole wide world

#some old parker studies i found on my ipad #i just think she´s neat #honestly the only annoying stereotype the show pulled with her was her catburglar look #in the beginning she wore genuinly practical outfits and climbing shoes and had her hair was tied up #and then later she wears high heeled shoes and jumps through laser grids with open hair flapping around #i mean the character is fantastic and 3-dimensional and not a stereotype at all but that was my one pet peeve because it makes no sense #give parker her masks and sportgear and black cat-burglar body suits please #she deserves it #leverage #leverage redemption #fanart #parker #leverage fanart

[blog-of-reaction]

Oh, so that’s why the fandom has so many headcanons about and is so obsessed with Elliot’s hair. It’s not just that it’s gorgeous, it’s cause he had short hair when working for Moreau and the implications that has for the rest of the show, especially season 3 where it is looking extra feminine. I get it now.

#s watches leverage #I want to go back and rewatch every episode of season 3 with this context #leverage #elliot spencer

[harveywritings92]

[sick! Civvy! reader is surprised to see Ghost in her kitchen cooking]

Ghost, notices the look on her face: What, you think the only thing I know how to do is bust heads?

R/n: No! .....Well, yeah.

Ghost, cutting an onion: Look, hold a knife like this, cuts through an onion. Hold a knife like this, *Flips the knife around.* cuts through, like, eight bad guys in four seconds. Screams and carnage.

#S: leverage #call of duty modern warfare incorrect quotes #call of duty 2022 #simon ghost riley x reader #simon riley x reader #cod mw ghost #afab reader #civilian! reader #call of duty x reader

[faorism]

[long post with brief risque moment and mentions of murder and prison]

hardison, rambling as he shares an afterglow with eliot: hey, hey... would you help me hide a body

eliot: who you killing?

hardison: idk some guy. hypothetically

eliot: no.

hardison: ....really????? 😭😞 [starts whining about eliots betrayal]

eliot, after a minute, rolling to face his partner: ....you want a serious answer?

hardison: tbh wasnt expecting it BUT if you are willing to share...

eliot: first off, dont talk dead people when the come's still warm.

hardison: .....why does that sound like something you've said before??

eliot: second, yeah. of course. if it had to be done, you gotta tell me first. its not just the body.

hardison: i promise to wear gloves.

eliot, in strategic tactician mode: if it ever comes down to it, and im not there, you might not be able to clean up by yourself. dont try. instead just plant something that points to me, aight? im sure youll think of something.

hardison: ....................

eliot: you're swooning aren't you

hardison: listennnnn, if your martyrdom could sound like 30% less romantic, that would be best for us all. don't kinkshame me, babe

eliot, halfheartedly shoving hardison away: nevermind. just make sure to do it in a state with parole and decent conjugal visit protocols

hardison: noooooo 😭😞

#leverage #alec hardison #eliot spencer #eliot x hardison #faorism headcanons #s/o to suddenrundown who received this mess in discord #long post

[harveyb-wabbit92]

R/n, without turning around: What's got you sneaking up on me?

Jugglus: This isn't sneaking. This is lurking. A big difference.

#S: leverage #ultraman incorrect quotes #tokusatsu incorrect quotes #tokusatsu #ultraman #jugglus juggler #jugglus juggler x reader #gn!reader

[entirely-accurate-bnha-quotes]

"My money's not in my account. That makes me cry inside, in my special angry place."

-Uraraka Ochako, probably

#incorrect bnha quotes #queue: my hero aqueuedemia #uravity #uraraka ochako #s: leverage #//*iasip music* ~uraraka commits a felony~

[gamgeesgarden]

Bilbo: Look, we didn’t get along when we first started. Thorin, how long did it take before you trusted me?

Thorin:

Bilbo:

Thorin:

Bilbo:

Thorin:

Bilbo: …Thorin? You do trust me, don’t you?

Thorin: That’s not the point, Bilbo.

#thorin #Thorin Oakenshield #bilbo #bilbo baggins #bagginshield #incorrect Hobbit quotes #the hobbit #incorrect the hobbit quotes #hobbit #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #incorrect quotes #s: leverage