{König, R/n, Roze and Hutch are waiting in the snow for Horangi to get the keys to the safehouse.]
R/n, shaking: I’m so cold.
König, whose wearing a large jacket: C’mere Spatz.
(König opens his jacket and pulls her to him, R/n hugs his waist and snuggles into his chest as König zips the jack up, and wraps his arms around her, Roze watches them enviously.]
Roze, to Hutch: Hey, I’m cold too.~
Hutch: Well, damn, Rozie, I can't control the weather!
[Roze pouts as Horangi finally arrives with the keys.]
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[At breakfast diner: Seven and Zero reach for the last waffle the father and son glare at each other.]
Zero: Hey, leggo my eggo.
Seven, flatly: Hey, leggo my foot up yer ass...
(Zero lets go of the waffle while Seven eats it, Gaia filled with morbid curiosity turns to Seven.]
Gaia: Erm, Mr. Seven. Have you ever actually done that, with your foot?
Seven, gets nostalgic: Once during a training op-
Zoffy, sitting the booth behind them: *A-HEM!*
Seven, rolls his eyes: Yeah, I'm not allowed to talk about it.
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Vegeta: I do NOT like the Earth woman! Kakarot, if I like her, shoot me in the face!
Goku, pointing finger gun: Pow!
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Shadow: "Well I have a date too."
Knuckles: "What's his name?"
Shadow: "His name is...not important. What's important is he's better than you, in every conceivable way."
Knuckles: "DAMN, SHADOW, THAT COULD BE ANYBODY!"
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John Denver on The Muppet Show, 1979
(via: Muppet Wiki)
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Morticia: it’s so nice to have the two of you over for dinner! It’s just like back during your nevermore years, when we had Enid over during the summer! Oh! You two would be at each other’s throats over the smallest of disagreements. And now look at you! Sitting side by side. At least now it won’t end with Enid tackling you to the floor, before she yanks your braids!
Enid blushing: oh…
Wednesday banging her fist on the table: Mother!
Gomez whispering: Tish… phrasing!
Morticia embarrassed: oh my… that is not what I was implying!
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[Ghost talks to a boy who wants to date his niece/adopted daughter.]
Ghost: Now my husband tells me, you and Lux want to see each other and there’s nothing I can do about it...That’s where he’s wrong.
Ghost, with chuckle: I could kill you.
[The boy nervously eyes the wall of pointy objects behind Ghost.]
Ghost: That was a joke. Laugh kid...
Boy: [forced laugh]
Ghost: Now what you want to do is fly in under my radar, so that if I don't see you and Lux together, or even mention her name in the same breath, I might just forget that you even exist, got it?
Boy: Yeah, so if you mean me and Lux -
Ghost: Oh no, now, you just mentioned my daughter's name.
Boy: Ok, so if Ian and your daughter -
Ghost: No no, see...that's not gonna work either.
Boy/Ian: This is hard, Mr. Riley!
Ghost: Yeah, you're gonna be here 'till you get it right, Ian!
Ian: Okay Mr. Riley, but eventually my parents gonna come looking for me.
Ghost, menacingly: Yeah, but they're not gonna find ya!
Ian, blanches: ….
Ghost: Oh, that's another joke. Come on laugh, Ian!
[Ian begins to cry. Needless to say, König gave Ghost hell for terrorizing the poor kid, and made him sleep on the couch for while.]
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Jugglus: You know what your problem is? You're really cute, so no one ever told you to shut the frick up.
R/n: …You think I'm cute?
Jugglus, flustered: Shut the frick up!
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Fukuchi: Finally! Where have you two been?
Jouno: We had to do some planning, and then we had to go eat, and then some stuff happened, you know.
Fukuchi: Your shirt is inside out.
Tecchou: That's the stuff.
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