#s:b99

[huachengslastbraincell]

Langa [trying to trash talk with Reki before their beef]: What do you have to say about your sure defeat against me?

Reki: I guess my response to that this is, ROT IN HELL, CRAP FACE!!

Langa: [shocked gasp]

Reki: Also, I love you and I treasure you, and you bore me.

Langa: God! You're being so mean.

Langa [dreamily]: Do it more~

Reki [seductively]: Hope you die~

Langa: [scandalous gasp]

#canon you can't make me think otherwise #s:b99 #sk8 #sk8 the infinity #sk8 anime #anime #renga #langa x reki #reki x langa #langa hasegawa #reki kyan #sk8 langa #sk8 reki #incorrect quotes #incorrect sk8 quotes #incorrect anime quotes #incorrect sk8 the infinity quotes #incorrect renga quotes

[hoodear]

Takemitchy, holding a meeting and showing pictures on a video projector: Kisaki and Hanma have been painting weiners on our motorbikes

Chifuyu: And apparently they won't stop until there's a penis drawn on every bike of Toman

Pah-chin: So that's what he's been drawing... but what are those two round things at the bottom?

Peh-yan: It's the butt

Draken, holding the bridge of his nose:

Mitsuya: ...the butt?

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #tokyo revengers memes #takemichi hanagaki #chifuyu matsuno #pah-chin #peh-yan #draken #ken ryuguji #mitsuya takashi #s:b99

[very-correct-quotes]

[the zodiacs in one class]

Gemini: i know everyone here.

Scorpio: oh really?

Gemini: yeah, after school Aries will be in detention, Leo will be walking around waving at people, Sagittarius will be on the roof, Aquarius will be in the science lab, and if i run and jump at Virgo, they will definitely catch me.

[Gemini starts running at Virgo]

Virgo: nO IM HOLDING COFFEE- [drops mug to catch Gemini]

#s:b99 #zodiacs #lol i just chose the randomest ones #idk virgo just feels like the mom to me #incorrect quotes #zodiac signs incorrect quotes #aquarius #virgo #leo #scorpio #gemini #aries #sagittarius

[incorectmarvelquotes]

Quill: First of all I'm not totally useless!

Quill: I can be used as a bad example!

#s:b99 #Guardians of the Galaxy #gotg #peter quill #quill

[incorrect-r6s]

Mozzie, to Gridlock: Just give me two minutes alone with him. I'll let him know what's gonna happen to him if he doesn't cooperate.

[talking to the prisoner]

Mozzie, crying: I'm gonna miss the birth of my kids! It's a magical moment!

Prisoner, crying: Okay, okay! I'll tell you everything!

#s:b99 #mozzie #Gridlock #Sasr #rainbow six #r6s

[pl4tform9and3quart3rs]

Draco: I am straight-up depressed. Harry's been doing his best to cheer me up. He gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.

Pansy: Ew, it's like you're dating your teacher.

Draco: I know, it's so hot.

#harry potter #hp #drarry #harry x draco #draco x harry #draco malfoy #drarry is real #pansy parkinson #s:b99

[schnees-and-schnugs]

Winter: I'm pretty easy going.

Weiss: You once used a ruler to measure another ruler.

Winter: It was off by half a centimeter. It never should've been in circulation!

#s:b99 #rwby #winter schnee #weiss schnee

[nicodibaengelo]

Nico: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Jason:

Jason: Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

#Nico di Angelo #Jason Grace #jasico #nicodibaengelo #jason and Nico #nico and Jason #s:b99 #pjo #Percy Jackson #riordanverse #funny #rick Riordan #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #Jason Grace and Nico di Angelo #Nico di Angelo and Jason Grace #incorrect pjo #incorrect Nico di Angelo #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect Jason Grace quotes

[illyrianbats]

Percy: Annabeth, do you know what my blood type is?

Annabeth: Yeah. B positive.

Percy: Well guessed wrong.

Percy: Hey Will!

#percabeth #s:b99 #b99 #pjo #hoo #brooklyn nine nine #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percy #annabeth #percy x annabeth #rick riordan #uncle tick #chat

[harugyu]

Mingyu: What, are you scared I’m gonna tell everyone here you like to be the little spoon?

Wonwoo: Everybody likes to be the little spoon! It makes you feel safe!

#meanie #mingyu #wonwoo #seventeen #seventeen scenarios #s:b99 #incorrect kpop quotes

[incorrecterasedquotes]

Sachiko: I wasn't injured. I was lightly stabbed.

Satoru: I'm sorry - you were STABBED?

Sachiko: LIGHTLY stabbed. I didn't want to frighten you.

#boku dake ga inai machi #bdgim #incorrecterasedquotes #satoru fujinuma #sachiko fujinuma #s:b99

[meaincorrectquotes]

Liam: Is the equipment secure?

Ryder: Check.

Liam: Weapon loaded?

Ryder: Check.

Liam: Did you have breakfast?

Ryder: What? That's not on the checklist.

Liam: I added it because I care about you.

Ryder: No, I did not have breakfast.

Liam: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Ryder: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.

Liam: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

#mass effect andromeda #liam kosta #ryder #ryder & liam #s:b99

[hoodear]

Baji: So, you're ready for dinner?

Chifuyu, blushing: B-baji-san...

Baji, sticking his hand up the vending machine: Would you like something sweet or savory?

#tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #tokyo revengers memes #tokyo revengers #chifuyu matsuno #baji keisuke #s:b99

[very-correct-quotes]

ouma: alright kaede! give me your hairdryer!

harukawa: what hairdryer?

ouma: dont girls keep one in their bags?

akamatsu: no?? have you ever met a human woman??

ouma: wait what?? [calls miu] do you keep a hairdryer in your bag?

iruma: of course, im not an animal.

#s:b99 #kaede #iruma #miu #akamatsu #harukawa #maki #ouma #kokichi #ndr3

[incorrectfostersquotes]

Stef: Can you estimate the value of everything that was destroyed by Jesus?

Brandon: Emotionally? Seven hundred million dollars.

#incorrectfostersquotes #the fosters #brandon foster #jesus adams foster #s:b99 #stef adams foster

[incorrectpristinquotes]

siyeon: don't be late to practice or i'll slit all of your throats!

siyeon: *laughs*

yebin: you don't have to fake laugh, we know you mean it.

siyeon: good.

#pristin #incorrect quotes #incorrect pristin quotes #siyeon #yebin #s:b99