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incorrectblackinnon · 4 years
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Sirius: *does something stupid*
Lily, leaning over to Marlene: are you absolutely sure you want this one? We can get you a better one.
Marlene: *sighs* I want that one.
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Soren: Don't worry dad, I won't ever need math in real life! I'm a guard!
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Callum, timing a race between Rayla and Soren: okay, we start on the count of three
Soren, under his breath: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-
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marauders-incorrect · 4 years
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Orion: What is wrong with you?
Sirius: Many, many things. And most of them are your fault.
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lamstan · 4 years
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Luna: my sexuality? my sexuality is complex... it's complicated, it's more like a spectrum-
*Sam enters room*
Luna: im gay
Luna: im fucking gay
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nicodibaengelo · 5 years
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Jason: Hey, Percy? I'm in love with you.
Percy: sjsjsksksjfkjajh
Jason:
Jason: how the fuck did you say that out loud-
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musingcloud · 4 years
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Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Anonymous
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stardust-revengers · 5 years
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Tom: can you pass the salt?
Harrison: can you stop being an annoying piece of shit?
Tom:
Tom: too much salt haz.
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lqxiaojun · 5 years
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dinodeitydrseeker · 6 years
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Aunt Arctic: You called Rookie and not me?!
Agent: Well, when you have a crazy theory, you don’t call the voice of reason.
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incorrectblackinnon · 4 years
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Marlene: Lily... I think I might have a crush on Sirius...
Lily: Well, congrats! You're officially the last one to know!
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Gerard : You need a hobby.
Mikey : I have a hobby.
Gerard : Being salty all the time is not a hobby.
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fakeidolsclubquotes · 6 years
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Jung: I’m gonna take you out
Daesung: It’s a date
Jung: I mean that as a threat
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wicked-space-witch · 7 years
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Maggie: I only take pictures of things that are beautiful.
Lynn: Your whole camera roll is pictures of Luan.
Maggie: what’s your point is?
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incorrect-got7 · 7 years
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Jinyoung: hold this,
Daesung: it's on fire
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nicodibaengelo · 5 years
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Percy: Can you ask if Jason likes me?
Hazel: But you guys are married?
Percy: Yeah, but can you ask-
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