#sad and frustrated and very very bewildered... and itchy.

[faggo-tron-prime]

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#really wish my hair would stop thinning in a not normal way and with the constant itching. i need to see a doctor #sad and frustrated and very very bewildered... and itchy. #m/fpb should not be itch. and i am amab but it's following the fpb pattern!??? #hair bs #kj vents #kj talks

[onkey-bedtime-stories]

Best Boyfriend Ever

“You look nice today, Leader-nim!”

“Really?”

Jinki looks down on his long sleeve white crisp shirt. The old fashioned band collar is let opened while it’s tucked into black nice pants.

“Kibum dressed you again this morning?” Minho who passed by the living room didn’t forget to mock him up, huge smirk spread across his face.

“As usual,” he walks to the fridge and grab chocolate milk bottle.

“If you dare to spill it to the shirt I will kill you, Old Man!!”

Jinki’s hand stopped before the bottle can even reach his neck.

“Is that Kibum’s shirt?” Taemin shrieked in disbelief, “But you yelled at me even before I touched your clothes, hyung!”

Jonghyun came to Taemin side and tapped his back, “That’s what we called boyfriend privilege, Lee Taemin. Here, drink banana milk.”

***

“Are you Kim Kibum?”

When they got off the car, Jonghyun raised his brows, confused by the sight appeared in front of him. Jinki looks even bewildered by the comment.

“Don’t throw random stuffs like that.”

“Shorts only reached the middle of your thigh! Don’t tell me you’re not Kim Kibum. Taemin, come here!”

The youngest marched lazily to his side, “What’s again now?”

“Look this man! And tell me he’s not Kim Kibum!”

Taemin just burst into huge horrendous laughter when he saw Jinki standing there with the most clueless face ever, “What are you wearing?”

“Am I right?! It’s Kim Kibum!”

“That is extremely short even for summer, dude!”

“I slept over at Kibum’s last night. When I said to him I need shorts, he gave me this one.”

“It’s because my boyfriend has the most wonderful thighs in the world,” Kibum who finished fixing his hat joined them, half shouting from the back, “It’s not my fault that I want to show him to the world!”

The scandalous look on Jonghyun’s face tells everything when they crossed the street.

***

“Good Lord!!”

Minho shrieked when he went inside Jinki’s hotel room.

“You scared me, you tall gremlin!”

“Is that fuckin’ hickey?!”

“What?! No!”

“Don’t lie to me!” Minho rushed to his leader’s side and put his hand to Jinki’s neck, barely choking him out of nowhere, “Everyone can tell that this is hickey, hyung!”

Minho keeps pocking on the slightly purple spot right above his left collar bone while Jinki got annoyed and flustered at the same time. He said it’s not but Minho is 200%sure it’s hickey.

“You think the stylist can cover this somehow?”

Jinki finally gave up after five minutes.

“Of course they can! I just cannot believe you’re this kind of guy!” Minho’s laughter is roaring through the room.

“What happened?”

“Jonghyun hyung! Look!” half dragged by Minho, Jonghyun who just appeared on the door is confused when he pushed his face toward Jinki’s chest, “The masterpiece of Kim Kibum!”

“What the heck! You fall for his trick?” Jonghyun only can tease him with suppressed laugh because he didn’t want get slapped with the pillow by Jinki like Minho did.

Jinki ruffles his hair haphazardly, almost ripped it away from his scalp, “That boyfriend of mine, he and his devious mind can get me anytime, dude.”

***

Taemin is busy playing with his phone when Jonghyun merged into his side.

“Yaaa! Lee Taemin! Want to play game?!”

Looks disinterested, he just mumbled inaudible protest to Jonghyun for disturbing his free time.

“Find Minho hyung. I’m busy!”

“What if I tell you this one is involving the old married couple?”

The younger locked his phone and put it on the side table right away, “Tell me everything you have, peasant. Don’t leave any detail.”

Evil grin splits Jonghyun’s face into two.

“So listen, kid. Don’t you realize that Kibum lately is being so annoying about how Jinki is the best boyfriend ever? How Jinki is his only guy that understands him? How both of them are made for each other? How–“

“Ssshtt. Shut it. You sound like him now!”

“Minho is not around so I tell you this first. I want to mess with him because I couldn’t take it anymore.”

“Neither can I!”

And with that, Kim Kibum Intervention Prank #1 is officially begun.

***

“This is very funny! Where did you get this one?”

Jinki cannot stop laughing until his eyes went missing, on his side Jonghyun is equally as ecstatic as him with all his might cornering Jinki to the end of the couch. It’s just look like usual scene in SHINee life when they’re cracking out of something stupid but in Kibum’s mind, this one is not just it. Bad mood Kibum doesn’t like other people happy when he’s cranky. Furthermore, he doesn’t like his boyfriend being so jolly because of someone else.

And the view of Jonghyun is kind of skin to skin all over his Jinki is not a pleasant view he want to enjoy right now.

“Stop hogging my boyfriend you dino!”

He’s been yelling for more than half an hour. However, neither Jinki nor Jonghyun has desire to stop being high over a stupid dad’s joke meme Jonghyun found in the internet. While Kibum seems frustrated, Taemin just curled in the corner of the room trying so hard to suppress his own laughter.

“What happened here?”

Taemin feels someone tapping his shoulder. He turned around to meet Minho’s dumbfounded face. He dragged his hyung to the end of the hallway and break down the next mission.

***

“Aaaa..~~”

Minho shoved the sushi to Jinki’s mouth which the later accepts it gladly making Minho blast his joker smile. It’s just look like usual scene in SHINee life when they’re feeding each other but in Kibum’s mind, this one is not just it. Bad mood Kibum doesn’t like other people happy when he’s cranky. Furthermore, he doesn’t like his boyfriend being so contented with food came from other’s hand. More than four times.

“He has two hands for God’s sake, Choi Minho! Let him eat by himself!”

“What’s wrong with you?” Jonghyun’s trying to be as innocent as possible but don’t forget to make an eye contact with the youngest.

“Nothing!!”

“Then just eat before the next schedule’s started!”

“I lost my appetite!”

He tosses the chopstick onto the table and pushed back his chair until it screech painfully to the floor. Jinki lifted his face from his bowl, confused by the scene and when he turned to Jonghyun, the younger acts clueless and only shrugged to him.

***

It’s a free night and all the members decided to have slumber party in Kibum’s apartment and having movie night to catch some blockbuster they missed during the tour. Jinki and Kibum cuddled up under the blanket on the couch, Jonghyun and Taemin took the other couch while Minho chooses the rug on the floor to stretch his long legs.

“This is nice,” Kibum nuzzled to Jinki’s chest and feel super comfortable inhaling his boyfriend’s scent.

“Hmmm,” the older just humming then kissed the top of his head.

They’re just enjoying each other presence in their arm when Jinki suddenly coughed ungracefully, shaking Kibum’s whole body.

“Are you alright?”

“Yeah, just feel a bit itchy around my throat.”

“Do you want me to get you some hot tea?”

“That would be nice.”

“I’ll be right back,” Kibum pecks his fluffy lips before he crawled out under the blanket and headed to the pantry.

Not even two minutes after Kibum left, suddenly Minho kicked Taemin’s left foot. Before he could rant about Minho being so annoying, he caught the look on Minho’s face. He pulled out his smirk and moved to Jinki’s side.

“Can I have some blanket, please? I’m freezing.”

Being the nice Jinki, he just nods and lifted the blanket a bot so Taemin can scoot in, “Sure.”

“Thanks, hyung.”

And everything went smoothly until Kibum’s back to the living room.

“Excuse me?! What do you think you’re doing right now, Lee Taemin?!”

Kibum shrieked like a mad man. It’s just look like usual scene in SHINee life when they’re watching movie together after such a long schedule but in Kibum’s mind, this one is not just it. Bad mood Kibum doesn’t like other people happy when he’s cranky. Furthermore, he doesn’t like someone steal his place to cuddle next to his boyfriend. In a movie night. Under a blanket.

“What? I’m just cold.”

“You grab blanket if you’re cold!”

“Can you get one for me please?”

Jealousy rubs Kibum’s face so hard he cannot hide his expression anymore.

“That’s it! Fuck you all and your movie night!”

He put down the mug to the tea table angrily, the liquid spilled all over the surface and leaves to his room, not forget to slam the door three times harder than usual.

Jonghyun nearly jumped on his couch. Minho gulped down invisible water down his throat. Taemin looked so terrified clutching the blanket. And Jinki, still trying to swallow whatever just flashed in front of his eyes.

***

“Kibum, can I come in?”

Soft knocks interrupt Kibum’s mourning time. He didn’t bother to answer because Jinki will trespass in anyway. So instead, he keeps sulking on his bed back facing the door.

“Babe, are you alright?”

Jinki’s pacing to the side of the bed to see Kibum’s face but his boyfriend just rolled to the other side, not interested to greet the sad bunny face that just entered the room.

“Kibum-ah..”

“Why you’re even here?”

“What? Look. I cannot see my own boyfriend?”

“Huh. Boyfriend my ass. Go cuddles with your beloved brother out there! Whose turn right now after Taemin? Jonghyun?! Or the frog prince laying on the floor?!”

“What are you talking about?”

“You know what I’m talking about!”

“Are you jealous?”

“Are you blind?!”

Jinki just chuckles and being jealous doesn’t make Kibum goes deaf so he clenched his teeth harder. He felt some weight behind him and a hand caressing his arm right after.

“Honey, look at me.”

Nothing happened.

“Kim Kibum, look at me.”

Still nothing. So Jinki needs to use his strength to turned Kibum’s torso to him.

“Let me ask you again. Are you jealous?”

“What do you thing I’m doing? Crying in happiness because some jocks monopoly my boyfriend?”

Jinki breaks into soft laughter then he kissed Kibum’s forehead and his nose, “It means their plan worked, babe.”

“Plan?!”

“They’ve been playing with you these past weeks. Jonghyun said you’ve been obsessed with me too much lately so tricking you is what they had in mind. No one had an idea you would be this furious.”

“Listen, Lee Jinki. First, it’s not my fault that I’m obsessed with you, you are gorgeous and you’re my boyfriend, I have all the rights to do whatsoever affection to you! Second, who wouldn’t be mad if someone is flirting with their boyfriend?!!”

“They’re not flirting, Kibum-ah.”

“They’re to me,” he pouts and Jinki cannot help but steal a kiss on those bow lips.

“Can we go out no? They want to apologize and I have a movie to watch with my boyfriend.”

“Can we stay here for a moment? I want my bunny just for myself for the next fifteen minutes.”

Jinki laughs again and pulled Kibum into his embrace, “Everything for my boyfriend.”

“I will kick them on the shin when we get out from here.”

“You need to learn how to stay cool, Kibum-ah. Speaking of which, do you know how do celebrities stay cool?”

Kibum shakes his head lightly, “Don’t you dare making pun!”

“Why not?”

“Your jokes are terrible.”

“You love it anyway, don’t you?”

“Yeah, it sucks.”

Jinki kissed his forehead once again before running his hand up and down Kibum’s spine.

***

Sorry for taking so long! This past month had been hard for me. Jinki’s issues and I had chronic pain that last more than four weeks after I came back from NL. So, yeah. But hearing the news they will come back soon as 5 on that Shilla’s concert, it gave me hopes. Thanks for your request, I hope you like it! XOXO

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