suno chanda ep 3 lb
dj is me. so easily bribed with pizza.
lmao she’s sooooooo cute.
"aap kyun tension le rahi hain, meri behen toh khud chaar-paanch bando pe bhaari hai!”
i love how jiya’s bad bitch status is so firmly established in this household.
lmaoooooooo kinza’s reaction makes me lol every time. she really is from another planet compared to these karachi waale pagal.
pfffffffffft, yasir ne bas LSE ka prospectus ratta hua hai. who the fuck talks like this about a college they’ve personally been to?
ouff jiyaaaaa, so easily you fell for his palmistry bs.
aur is khabees ko dekho, kaise zoom maar maar ke photo kheench raha hai.
haaaayye arsal, dj isn’t even here, why are you taana maarofying him!
LOL PLAN TOH TERA HI HAI, AB KYUN YASIR PE BHADAK RAHA HAI KE USNE TERI BIWI KA HAATH PAKDA????
gosh, remember HOW well naeema-shahana used to get along? the show really blew that up to bitssssssssss. i know that they got back together in the last ep, but it still makes me sad how others really fucked that relationship up for a while.
ugh y dis fucker SO CUTE????????? i wanna spread him on a piece of toast and just eatttttttt him upppppppp.
sherry’s very ok with marrying some rando chick he’s never even seen or talked to. like.... ffs.
jiya please! stop confiding in this kinza meesni! she’s so chock full of negative vibes.
lmao jiya is as impressed with arsal’s mba as i am. which is NOT AT ALL.
notice that jiya isn’t saying that haan main le loongi talaaq.
lol idhar kis baat ki payment ho rahi hai?
arsal beta, tu kaunsa mazdoori kar ke kamaata hai yeh paise, ki tu isko paison ki ehmiyat sikha raha hai????
LMAO I LOVE THESE TWO IDIOTS SO MUCH. HE WAS SO MAD AT DJ, PAR SELFIE MEIN TASHAN KI KOIIIIIIIII KAMI NAHI.
i love naeema’s bitch faces sooooooo much. really and truly!
bless nazaakat’s heart for always siding with jiya first.
NAEEMA IS SO DAMN SCARY JFC.
oh godddddddddd jhaapad time.
lmaoooooooooo nazaakat ke dramay and the way he swoooooned.
why is applying for a scholarship a bad thing???????
oh shit joota haath mein, run jiya run!
jfc the slapping!
lolololol this fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
OMFG NAEEMA STOP SLAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!11
betaaaaaaji, kuch hi dino mein tu entirely different reason ke liye aise hi apne dil ko pakde ghoomega. tab dekhungi tujhe!
hahahahahahhaha jalal phupa’s face.
“woh kaunsi movie thi, woh kitne aadmi the?”
“wohi, gabbar waali.”
“hum dushman mulk ka phillum nahi dekhta.”
lmaooooooo the way she yelled at phupa too.
LOOK AT THIS IDIOT’S SHEER GLEE. AND PHUPA’S CONFUSION.
huma trying in vain to talk sense. cutie shush. tumhari logic ko sunne ya maanne waala koi nahi hai yahaan.
lol jiya’s sooooooooo entitled to whatever crap she subjects him to. matlab haq jamaane ki bhi hadh hoti hai!
UGH JUST FUCKING KISS ALREADY.
like seriously, i loveeeeee how she plays so dirty with arsal, and gets mad when he even suggests retribution.
USSI SPEED MEIN HE’S FOLLOWING HER AROUND THE HOUSE.
hahahahahaha both their faces at kinza for being a fucking creep and not keeping apne kaam se kaam. YES. GOOD. DON’T LET THIS B GET BETWEEN YOU TWO.
OH SHUT UP MEESNI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ew no don’t call her sweetheart!
UGH KINZA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.
lel jiya getting madddddddddd.
le, now masooma wants a boy like arsal. just yesterday she was like “ugh what did they see in arsal????” make up your mind woman.
jalal phupa is dropping nothing but 100% truth about arsal’s nikkammapan.
jfc masooma. maayeka hai, hotel nahi.
“assi itthe langar khole hain?” lmaoooooooooo shahana!
UGH MASOOMA’S MEESNI WAYS.
i like the jalal-shahana bonding. they’re both such overdramatic birdies.
lo, bete ka AMMMAAAAAA screaming of the day has started.
lmaooooooooooo jiya switched off his shower ka paani.
huma still trying to use her powers of logic and reasoning, which have no takers here.
notice she can’t imagine being married to anyone other than arsal. :)))
bijaan’s faith in men to accomplish absolutely anything is same as mine. which is zero point zero percent.
DJ YOU TINY PERV.
every time arsal calls dj “gonglu” (turnip), i get 3 months added to my lifespan. it’s the cutesttttt fucking nickname everrrrrrrrrr.
“arre beta, humari zindagi mein toh siyaahi hi siyaahi hai.” lmaooooooooo
12 FOOT KA GRAHAN HAHAHAHAHAHHA
this chaand sighting waala drama between cities and countries every. single. year. is the most hilarious to me.
aww he let her take the paratha even though he opened the dish first.
jalal aur uske dramay shuru!
lmao the look arsal and amma exchanged. i love these two and their snark sooooooooo much.
arsal’s little smirky giggle at shanno saying jalal is just here to put nazar on their food, toooo cute!
THE AMOUNT ARSAL ENJOYS TORTURING POOR JALAL PHUPA!!!!!!!!!
aaaaaand aghaji and sherry are hereeeeeeee!
bijaan is me when i get guests in the house. ugh dafa ho sab ke sab.
BIJAAN MASSACRING MASOOMA AND HER FAKEASS MASOOMIYAT, LEL.
“khabees log zehmat hote hain, zehmat!” i need this embroidered on a pillow.
WHY IS JALAL SITTING AROUND PPL EATING IF HE’S SO TORTURED? masochism ki hadh.
lmao sherry’s confusion at this ainvayi ka roza.
UGH I HAAAAAAATE THIS GHUSAAYA HUA SHERRY/KINZA ROMANCE.
“hor kinna raasta chaahida tannu???” god i love shahana so much.
meanwhile these two mischievous monkeys are doing their worst to influence bijaan. so badlyyyyy.
“arre, main koi anarkali hoon jo mujhe deewar se lagayega koi????” lolololol
I LOVE THESE TWO DUMB ASSHOLES SO MUCH.
god this gift laana nonsense. the amount of money and luggage space we foreign-returns have to waste in this process. the worst.
aw sherry. you wee baby. come i adopt you. i’m your mom from today. aa mera bachcha. *holds him forever and ever*
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