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for a second I had to squint at ur pfp and then at ur url. clarity only came when I saw ur bio that never changes, or else how will I ever recognize you again 😭
DUDE the amount of people I've had to send asks to asking their old url 😭 but I'm glad I'm so easily recognisable lol
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aziraphales-library · 2 months
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Lost Fic #172
Not specific lost fics, but I’ve spent weeks looking for fics likes these and haven’t really managed to find any, so we’re throwing them out in the hope our followers know of some!…
1. I don't know if you hace read inner demons au, but a fanfic similar to that Aziraphale fell after the agreement it could be because of the agreement or other reason, becomes a powerful demon and haté Crowley because a misunderstanding or because crowley abandones him Thanks you - @yadinblack
2. hello! wonderful work you’re all doing here, i appreciate it immensely, i’ve found so many amazing fics through your recommendations! i was wondering if you know of any fics where aziraphale washes crowley’s feet with his tears? or even the other way round? (listen, the religious trauma got to me ok…) i’ve read a few where aziraphale washes/heals crowley’s feet after walking on consecrated ground, but never found any with the specific religious symbolism of washing them with his tears (like how a woman washes jesus’ feet with her tears and dries them with her hair) thank you! - anon
3. Hello, I wanted to ask if you maybe know a FF where Aziraphale is brainwashed by Metatron to kill Crowley? - @grungexgirlx
4. I hope you’re having a wonderful day, mods! can I trouble you to help me find some fics that really show how much aziraphale loves crowley? something that involves him wanting to please crowley (need some post s2 healing fr) we see so much of crowley doing things for aziraphale but not the other way around! if you do find any e rated fics that fit the bill, preferably top crowley? thanks so much!!! I love this blog and have found so many amazing fics from it!! - @safebannie
5. Hi! I was wondering if you know of any fics where Aziraphale swears and Crowley is super surprised lol I saw a TikTok like that and I thought it was funny - @t1ttym1lker
If you know any fics that fit the bill please include the number in your reply! Thank you :)
- Mod D
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no-psi-nan · 2 years
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@safebannie Okay, I actually had a post adjacent to this topic but I can't find it anywhere rip...
Anyways, Kuboyasu wins hands-down imo.
If we take Volume Zero as canon, then Nendo is a terrible fighter who needs Saiki's help to deal any damage. Even if we ignore that, Nendo doesn't have any experience fighting and doesn't have too much of a defense stat. While he's super strong and fast, he gets injured pretty easily and gets knocked out several times in canon.
Kuboyasu is also very strong and fast, perhaps not to the level Nendo is, but he's got incredible fighting skills. He can take out entire gangs single-handedly without a scratch, and we've only ever seen him struggle against one of Saiko's guards, who is probably a world-class fighter.
I think Nendo's only chance at winning would be if he ran away / evaded long enough to tire out Kuboyasu, but if the premise is that they're both THAT angry over something that they have to fight (do they think the other killed Saiki or something??), then I'm guessing Nendo would be actively trying to fight, which would unfortunately put him in range of Kuboyasu's fists.
And yeah, Nendo is unpredictable but he also has to physically move, and Kuboyasu's a good enough fighter that he can probably figure out pretty quickly what Nendo's going to try to do based on how his muscles move.
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saikiissmiling · 1 year
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I posted 182 times in 2022
That's 182 more posts than 2021!
177 posts created (97%)
5 posts reblogged (3%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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@akirameta84
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I tagged 173 of my posts in 2022
Only 5% of my posts had no tags
#saiki k - 172 posts
#eyeshines count - 3 posts
#simpin 4 satou - 2 posts
#sigh.jpg - 2 posts
#toritsuka is an idiot.jpg - 2 posts
#'money can be exchanged for goods and services doesnt apply here because this boy likes his instant gratification and also he knows about - 1 post
#it makes me wonder if he has previous experience with this personally to speak with so much authority about the results of the love points. - 1 post
#sure he's probably corroborated his results over time through observation but shouldn't his 'everything about me is normal' thing cancel - 1 post
#that out for him personally? - 1 post
#they count gdi - 1 post
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#it makes me wonder if he has previous experience with this personally to speak with so much authority about the results of the love points.
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safebannie · 2 years
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you know what? the url debate for this quarter is over. I’m keeping safebannie!
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rayshippouuchiha · 3 years
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okay im not sure what the rating is for fic writer izuku au (but judging from that day a few weeks ago where everyone woke up some flavour of horny and you absolutely delivered, im guessing its teen at the very least) but please, please, PLEASE tell me izuku writes erasermic pwp and that shouto and shinsou have read every single fic of his with 0% shame and 100% glee
Izuku has absolutely wrote EraserMic pwp (but it’s also Izuku so it ends up being porn with feelings) and it’s one of the reasons he’s pretty sure he’ll never be able to look his teachers in the eyes ever again once he realizes they’re both at UA.
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hi!! i recently got into johnlock and the universe has somehow directed me to your blog (which is an absolute godsend omfg). have you got any good possessive!john fics?
Hi Lovely!!!
AHHHH!! I’m so glad you enjoy my blog!!! <3 Thank you so much! <3
AHHH you know what??? I don’t get asked this all that much at all! I think mostly because it’s easier to find Possessive Sherlock fics and people then just... forget LOL
So guess what?? You’re the prompter for any fics I actually tagged or filed with Possessive John! <3 A pioneer you are! LOL I’m combining it with a few of the Obsessive fics as well, since I don’t have many new ones.
As usual, gang, feel free to add your own!! <3
POSSESSIVE / OBSESSIVE JOHN
See also: 
Specifically Jealous John b/c of Other People
Jealous John
Jealous John Pt. 2 and Jealous Sherlock Pt 2
Jealous John Pt 3 and Jealous Sherlock Pt 3
Jealous John and Sherlock Pt. 4
Jealous John and Sherlock Pt. 5
Hell or High water by bluefire301175 (E, 2,250 w., 1 Ch. || PWP, Frottage, Alley Sex, First Person POV John, Case-ish Fic, Mutual Pining, Bed Sharing) – John wants. Sherlock wants. Plain and simple.
Display by 221b_hound (E, 2,377 w., 1 Ch. || Post-HLV, Tattoos, Public Hand Jobs, Exhibitionism, Possessive Sex, Possessive Sherlock, Possessive John) – A new client has been flirting with Sherlock and, finding no joy there, with John. John seems annoyed to be second-best, Sherlock thinks, so Sherlock decides to give the departing woman (and maybe also John) a demonstration of who, exactly, John belongs to. But there's more than one level of sexual jealousy and more than one display of possession going on here, outlined in the window of 221b Baker Street. Part 2 of Lock and Key
Apodyopsis by QuinnAnderson (E, 3,347 w.,1 Ch. || PWP, Rough Sex, Table Sex, Anal, Sexual Tension) – Apodyopsis: (æpəʊdaɪˈɒpsɪs) noun. the act of mentally undressing someone. Part 2 of Undressed
Overture by Kate_Lear (M, 4,435 w., 1 Ch. || First Kiss / Time, Friends to Lovers, Angry John, Introspection, Dev. Rel., Embarrassed / Insecure Sherlock, Morning After, Bed Sharing, Cuddles / Limpet Sherlock) – A short snippet on how John and Sherlock might have got together.
Sherlock and John Go Clubbing by wendymarlowe (E, 4,716 w., 3 Ch. || Clubbing, Dirty Talk, Dancing, Coming Untouched, Coming in Pants, Bi John, For a Case, Friends to Lovers, Flirting, Sherlock is Lost for Words, Sexy John, Mutual Pining, Possessive John, Floor Sex/Hand Job/Frottage) – John pinched the bridge of his nose - even for Sherlock, this was a new level of no bloody boundaries. “You want me to go with you to a gay club, wait around twiddling my thumbs while I let you get pawed by a criminal, then out-flirt him and talk you into coming home with me instead?” Part 32 of John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times
Caves in the Mountains Are Seldom Unoccupied by starrysummernights & TheMadKatter13 (E, 7,925 w., 1 Ch. || Were-Creatures ||  Werebear John, Pseudo Bestiality, Rimming, Heavy Dub Con, Rough Sex, Come Inflation / Eating, Size Kink, PWP, Bratty Sherlock, Rutting) – “This isn’t something to play at, Sherlock,” he snapped. “If it doesn’t work out- what you’re asking of me- we can’t shrug and say 'oh well, at least we tried'. If we do this… I could seriously hurt you. Do you understand? I could lose control. I could… I could kill you.”
My Life for His by QuinnAnderson (E, 8,816 w., 1 Ch. || Guardian/Protector, Greek Mythology || Growing Up, Sex, Religious Themes, Suicide, Minor Character Death) – It began when Sherlock was eight, and he attempted to climb all the way up to the highest branch in the old willow tree in his back garden. He'd thought he was still small enough that it could support him, but the second he'd grabbed hold of it to pull himself up, the branch snapped, and down he went, plummeting a solid twenty metres. The odd thing was, he never actually hit the ground.
Of Course I Forgive You by allonsys_girl (E, 10,735 w., 1 Ch. || Love Confessions, Canon Divergence, First Time, Frottage, Wall Sex, Infidelity) – What if things had gone differently on that train car?
The Invocation of Saint Margaret by Ewebie (E, 15,831 w., 1 Ch. || POV John,  Crossing Timelines, Light Angst, Fluff, Series 3 John / Series 1 Sherlock, The Matchbox, Mushy Romance, First Time, Bisexual John, Pining John, Bottomlock, Love Confessions, Sensuality, Emotional Love Making, Snippets of Time) – When Sherlock Holmes opens the matchbox from The Sign of Three and John finds himself years in the past, back to that first dinner at Angelo's with a much younger Sherlock Holmes. Is he dreaming?
Out of the Woods by SilentAuror (E, 20,471 w., 1 Ch. || Post S4, Romance, Slow Burn, Flirting, Drunk Sex, Practical Jokes, POV Sherlock, Bottomlock, Possessive John, Pining Sherlock, Frustrated Wanking, Frottage, Hand Jobs, Blow Jobs, First Kiss/Time, Virgin Sherlock, Love Confessions, Soft Sherlock, Dancing, Bum Appreciation, Hanging out with the Yard) – Sherlock is fairly certain that John has taken to flirting with him of late, but can't be entirely certain of it. At least, not until a case takes them into a forest, along with Lestrade's team and something happens that will change everything about their lives...
The Kepler Problem by kinklock (E, 24,270 w., 1 Ch. || Sci-Fi AU, Alien Sherlock, Space Repairman John, Alien Biology, Horny John) – Working in uncharted space exploration was not as exciting as John had hoped, especially when it turned out to be mostly bot maintenance on uninhabited planets. However, the mystery of the repeated, unexplained malfunctions on planet BAK 2212 might turn out to be exactly the kind of adventure he'd been craving.
Inscrutable to the Last by DiscordantWords (M, 48,842 w., 6 Ch. || Post-TRF, Alternate S3, John’s Blog/S3 is a Story By John, Divorce, Marital Difficulties, John is a Mess, Emotional Reunion, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Grief / Mourning, Pining John, First Kiss, Adorably Clueless Sherlock, Nostalgia, Love Confessions, Eventual Happy Ending, Obsessive John) – He wasn't Sherlock, he couldn't work miracles. All he'd ever been able to do was write about them.
The Hollow Woman by ScopesMonkey (M, 51,335 w., 22 Ch. || Post-TRF, Major Character Death, Mystery, Romance, Friendship, Family, Angst, Crime, Reunion, First Kiss / Time, Nightmares, Doctor John, Jealous Sherlock, Jealous John, BAMF John, Angry John, Dub-Con, Rough Sex, Bottomlock, Possessive John, Villain Mary, Open Ending) – Forced to return to London sooner than expected, Sherlock falls into a case too close to home. Part 1 of the Hollowverse series
Points by lifeonmars (E, 53,791 w., 42 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || HLV Rewrite / Canon Divergence, Married Life, Pregnancy / Baby Watson, Drinking to Cope, Boxing / Fisticuffs, Clueless John, Angst, Minor Medical Drama, Tattoos, Christmas, First Kiss/Time, Eventual Happy Ending, Love Confessions, Doctor John, Sexuality Crisis, Slow Burn, Case Fic, Drugging, Blow/Hand Job, Emotional Love Making, Parenthood, Passage of Time, Obsessive John) – What if His Last Vow never happened? This fic picks up a few months after John and Mary's wedding, in an alternate universe where Magnussen doesn't exist, but Mary is still pregnant. Life continues -- just in a different direction. And slowly, Sherlock and John find their way to each other.
The Bells of King's College by SilentAuror (E, 64,019 w., 5 Ch. || Post-S4, Missed Opportunities, Angst with Happy Ending, Fake Relationship, Case Fic, John POV, Jealous John, John in Denial, Travelling / Holidays, Virgin Sherlock, Wedding Proposals) – It's only been two weeks since Eurus Holmes disrupted their lives when Mycroft sends John and Sherlock to Cambridge to pose as an engaged couple at a wedding show in the hopes of solving six unsolved deaths...
Gimme Shelter by SinceWhenDoYouCallMe_John (E, 159,368 w., 21 Ch. || PODFIC AVAILABLE || 70′s Surfer AU || Period Typical Homophobia, Hawaii, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Professional Surfers, Gay John / Sherlock, Angst with Happy Ending, John was a Sailor, Misunderstandings) – All John Watson wants is the feeling of a freshly waxed surfboard under his feet and the hot California sun baking down onto his back. To finally go pro in the newly formed world of professional surfing and leave the dark memories of his past behind him as he rips across the face of a towering blue barrel. To lounge beside the beach bonfire every evening with an ice cold beer tucked into the cool sand beside him and listen to Pink Floyd and the Doors while the saltwater dries in his sun bleached hair. That's all he wants, that is, until the hot young phenom taking Oahu and the Hawaiian shores by storm steps up next to him in the sand in the second round of the 1976 International Surf Competition. (PUBLISHED AS ‘The Sea Ain’t Mine Alone’)
Proving A Point by elldotsee & J_Baillier (E, 186,270 w., 28 Ch. || Me Before You Fusion || Medical Realism, Insecure John, Depression, Romance, Angst, POV John, Sherlock Whump, Serious Illness, Doctor John, Injury Recovery, Assisted Suicide, Sherlock’s Violin, Awkward Sexual Situations, Alcoholism, Drugs, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn, Body Image, Friends to Lovers, Hurt / Comfort, Pain, Big Brother Mycroft, Intimacy, Anxiety, PTSD, Family Issues, Psychological Trauma, John Whump, Case Fics, Loneliness, Pain) – Invalided home from Afghanistan, running out of funds and convinced that his surgical career is over, John Watson accepts a mysterious job offer to provide care and companionship for a disabled person. Little does he know how much hangs in the balance of his performance as he settles into his new life at Musgrave Court.
Free Falling by twistedthicket1 (M, 203,574 w., 38 Ch. || Guardian Angels AU || Guardian Angel John, Fluff and Angst, Humour, Kidlock / Teenlock, Light Mystrade, Passage of Time, Possessive John, Drug Use / Overdose, Victor Trevor, Graphic Bullying, Big Brother Mycroft, Hard Drug Use, Depression, Possessive Sherlock, Possessive John, Panic Attacks, Nightmares/PTSD, Pining, Healing Abilities, Kidnapping, Violence, Torture, Blow Jobs, Virgin John, Emotional Development / Attachment, Mortality, Happy Ending) – All Guardian angels are born with a Chosen human. When this child is born, the angel comes into being to protect and care for them during their life on Earth. For John Watson, all he cares about in the world revolves around his Chosen, Sherlock Holmes. Watching him grow up though, the angel soon learns that God must have had a sense of humour the day he decided to make Sherlock, as trouble seems to follow him like a magnet wherever he goes. John can't decide what's worse, the idea of losing his Chosen one, or the fact that he may be breaking the most taboo law of heaven as he disguises himself as a human to better protect and befriend the beloved detective he's always watched from afar. He was meant to care for him. But what happens when caring evolves into something more? What happens when an emotion an angel is supposed to be incapable of possessing comes to life suddenly and viciously inside John's chest?
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irondadfics · 3 years
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hi! ive been looking for this fic for a month now and i was hoping you guys could help?rogue avengers come back to live in the tower and i remember bucky had to get a tune-up for his arm every week and he asked peter to be there too. in the lab bucky was really nervous and peter distracted him with some psychology thing where smiling at someone while talking would make them smile and relax too? and by the end when peter was done talking bucky didn't even realize tony was already done. thank you!
Thank you to those who contributed to our Follower Outreach Program for helping to locate this story!
Constant Internal [Spider] Screaming: Semi-Connected Scenes from a Graduating Senior’s Life by isaDanCurtisproduction
When Peter's Teacher announces that his Graduating Class's Senior Trip is going to be to Stark Industries, the place where Peter has an internship, and where he spends so much of his free time, he is... less than enthused. No one believes his Internship is real and frankly, he just doesn't want to deal with it, but between May and Mr. Stark, he doesn't really think he's going to get much of a choice. He's going to have to go At least Ned is excited about it. And hey, he has a month till the actual day, maybe he'll fall into a pit or get carried away by a stork-themed villain or fall into a Coma or something before the dreaded Field Trip
(note: scene mentioned in chap 6)
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sunnnfish · 2 years
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alsnsksj i saw you reblogged my post with tags so of course me being me checked out your blog and then found your art blog too and now im just. my head is in my hands yOUR ART IS SO GORGEOUS IM FOSHDKJDKSJD I HAVE BEEN STARING AT HIRANO ON THE WINDOWSILL FOR FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT
WAH THANK YOU !!!!! All your tags were so fun and kind… spiritually putting them in a locket near my heart…. Not to be dramatic but I’m giving u so many sweets and flowers rn 💐
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danmei-trash · 2 years
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Tagged by @nongnoopran Thank you!!!!
1. Your all time favorite bl and why Bad Buddy. Is that even a question? I mean my url says everything lol. It’s the bl which made me agonizingly wait week after week, it’s the bl which gave me so many people to talk to, it gave me the giddiness and distraction I need from real life. I love it so so so so so much.
2. That one bl that scarred you for life I don’t think I have watched any which have scarred me lol (I usually check reviews before starting any drama and absolutely avoid anything which can potentially scar me.)
3. Is there any bl that made you feel very single Bad buddy of course. God the chemistry between ohm and nanon is too good. They are so good at casual intimacy and I feel so horrendously single everytime I see them on screen. Truly a god tier show to make you feel jealous.
4. If you could change one thing from a bl, which one would it be? Ending of gaya sa pelikula. It’s great but I’m not a big fan of open endings, and it felt kind of unfair to Vlad. So yeah maybe a reconciliation ep for this show
5. That one bl you detest (don’t hold back) There are some which made me uncomfortable but I usually just don’t watch it so there isn’t any I detest
6. Your top 5: (Have I even watched 5-) Bad buddy, we best love, gaya sa pelikula, itsay, cherry magic (there should be more I know I am missing something but these are off the top of my head)
7. That trashy bl that you lowkey like None lol. I don’t watch trashy bls anyways and nothing I’ve watched while ongoing has been trashy so N/A lmao
8. Your favorite Korean bl (it’s important we know) To my star I guess (even where your eyes linger is one of my favs)
9. But also your top 3 for kbls To my star, where your eyes linger and I haven’t even watched anything else lmao (I have but I don’t like them so)
10. Season 2? Which one? GAYA SA PELIKULA I NEED CLOSURE!!!! I hate open endings lmao.
11. A bunch of dramas will air soon. Which ones are you most excited for? Vice Versa cause ohmnanon and jimmy, The eclipse and moonlight chicken. At least these are the ones I’ll be watching while they’re airing (did I learn anything from bad buddy’s ep after ep painful weeks? haha no)
12. Tag them! @crying-over-gay-dramas  @ablazenqueen @boyfriendsmalec @safebannie @janujaja @another-bad-buddy-stan  (and anybody who wants to!!!) if you all want to!
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ao3feed-kakanaru · 4 years
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by safebannie
“He’s such a sweet boy, Kakashi-kun,” she pauses and gives the masked man a bemused look, “What the hell is he doing with you?”
Words: 265, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Naruto
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Hatake Kakashi, Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Sakumo, Hatake Kakashi's Mother
Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Uzumaki Naruto, Hatake Kakashi's Mother/Hatake Sakumo
Additional Tags: Meeting the Parents, Fluff, sakumo and his wife temporarily back from the dead bc i can, How Do I Tag, this is hard, lots of love
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GASP BESTIE WHEN DID U CHANGE UR PFP??? THE ONLY REASON I RECOGNIZED YOU WAS BC U REBLOGGED A NEIL AND ANDREW THING (I don’t know who they are but they sound cute) AND UR THE ONLY PERSON I FOLLOW WHO DOES SO I WAS LIKE “??? WAIT WHY ISNT IT KENJAKU??? WHATS THIS PURPLE WHAT—“
Omg no I was like its been so long since I've read the jjk manga I'm like a fake fan by now jk jk but it just reminded me of nanamin and gojo every time I saw it and I got sad so
(Neil and Andrew and the only things giving me joy currently lol they are very cute)
Btw ik you were reading the manga how sad has it gotten since the game arc (scared to ask)
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get well soon bestie!! drink lots of water and get lots of sleep!! ☺️
Thank youuuuu!! I hope you have a lovely day :))
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Tag game spell out your tag with song titles
My tags so long aaahhhhhh but I cheated and searched in my fav playlist so uh
@thequeerlibrarian thanks for the tag <3
Boyfriends by Harry styles
I bet on losing dogs by mitski
Something super sweet by Rory webley
Eleanor rigby by the beatles
Xylo - yes & no (I own no songs in X so I'm cheating)
Untie you by Sir chloe
Ain't no rest for the wicked by cage the elephant
Little Talks by of monsters and men
God sent me as karma by emlyn
East of Eden by zella day
NFWMB by hozier
Dead inside by younger hunger
EOEO by UNIQ (I'm running out of songs)
Red desert by 5sos
FU in my head by cloudy june
Little dark age by MGMT
Upside of down by SVRCINA
I can't decide by scissor sisters
Desert island lover by BAD CHILD
Fleabag acoustic by YUNGBLUD
Adrianne by the orion express
No body no crime by Taylor Swift ft. HAIM
Tagging @kevindavidday @sayonara-you-weeaboo-shits @lavenderlemonrose @fierreth-who @safebannie if yall want :)
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safebannie · 2 years
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I’m debating changing my url again…sigh, i have this dilemma every three months. safebannie has been me for three years already and id feel like I’m losing my identity but also I want to get rid of this cringe name so bad it brings up such embarrassing memories
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rayshippouuchiha · 3 years
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ok I just had a thought and immediately went ray’s gotta know. you ever think how kakashi is so well known that he can never go undercover? well what if he just...takes the mask off? literally nobody knows what he looks like so he’d be perfect for undercover work! pop in some contacts, a bit of makeup over the scar and some hair dye and there you go??? undetectable mole! no chakra used for transformation! keep thinking that it’s so hilarious that people speculate about what he looks like and probably have seen his face before without knowing. kakashi is a Troll and I refuse to believe he hasn’t walked around konoha at least once completely bare faced. must drive everyone insane. (oh! and i wasn’t even thinking about that one episode of shippuden when i thought this up. literally realized just now.) i don’t see that episode referenced a lot in fanfic actually, hmm. there’s so much potential there for true gremlin-esque trolling.
Little does anyone know that Kakashi’s second habit beyond reading porn is cosplaying and none of them ever recognize him.
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