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bamboowrites · 2 years

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@sweetstrawberrybabe’s request!

SAGAO AU’s malewife fluff!

Romantic malewifeness headcanons of DICKZ (Diluc, Itto, Childe, Kaeya, Zhongli) and Thoma.

𝐷𝑖𝑙𝑢𝑐

⁃ Shy but will absolutely ask for permission to kiss you in public, when he sees any extremely disrespectful ogling happening

⁃ Will be your service dom at home

⁃ His malewifeness comes out like a glorified butler of the cult

⁃ Will dress in whatever you choose for him as he works

⁃ Cleans your personal things up and leaves the rest to the other professional members (e.g. Xiangling, Noelle, Ganyu)

⁃ Worships you as the gentleman he is

⁃ Knows better than to flaunt at the cult

⁃ Secretly proud whenever you praise him publicly

⁃ Would demolish Barbatos’s statue to replace it with yours if needed

⁃ Kisses your hand the most, kneels a lot for your reverence

⁃ Initially awed and all blushy when you as his Creator chose him as your s/o

⁃ May have accidentally beat up a drunkard for disrespecting you at his tavern

⁃ The cult is okay with him existing, even though they are envious, since he’s decent enough. Respectful man makes the cult tolerant of him.

⁃ Negotiates with the cult to be peaceful, using his wine, for your sake

𝐼𝑡𝑡𝑜

⁃ Practically snuffles you in bear hugs

⁃ Gets poked by Sara because he’s often oblivious of the cult members glaring daggers at him

⁃ Malewifeness comes out in him dressing his buff form in a maid dress

⁃ Will bend over… and clean the house as you ogle at his beauty

⁃ Got into spars with the others, but he’s too wholesome to know it’s unhealthy jealousy

⁃ Will kick a kid’s ass if they upset you, his glorious God/Goddess s/o

⁃ Attempted to be submissive to persuade you to work out with him, fails but amuses you

⁃ Takes advantage of your love for him to stop Sara from hunting him down, for his writing on every public announcement board

𝐶ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑑𝑒

⁃ He’s in charge of your meals, with his cake and his amazing cooking

⁃ Top-tier househusband energy

⁃ Will surprise you with humongous seafoods and cook you way more than expected

⁃ Xiangling lets him in the kitchen because he’s good enough, and because you favour him

⁃ Will wear an apron gifted by Teucer

⁃ Defines malewifeness

⁃ Cuddly and may have gotten his arse kicked by the Travelers for trying to fight you

𝐾𝑎𝑒𝑦𝑎

⁃ Does pda with you on purpose to gloat around the cult, with consent of course

⁃ Nearly died after he did that

⁃ If he ever cooks for you, expect him to be naked minus the apron

⁃ Tries to make you horny without physical contact, partly because the cult would kill him for fondling their God/Goddess

⁃ If you’re ace, expect reduced or none of horny teasings, because he respects your preferences

⁃ Will try to make you straddle him (depends on innocence of your mind-) as he carries you around

⁃ Carries you for exclusive skinship (he’s smug that only he gets to do these to you)

⁃ Bratty and will mess up the food if it means you’ll give him more attention

⁃ Xiangling bans him from the kitchen

𝑍ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑖

⁃ Do not let him handle your collective finance! Even if he’s your husband.

⁃ If he decides to be your in-house spouse, he’ll brew tea before you return home.

⁃ Worships you so much you’ll have to remind him to chill out

⁃ Never lets you forget your diety status and how grateful he is that you’ve chosen him among the acolytes

⁃ The cult tolerates him, maybe slightly more than Diluc, since he’s the parent of the cult

⁃ Parents the kids like their grandfather for you

⁃ You feel like the grandparent of the cult by association

⁃ Will pick up pole dancing if you so wish of him (call me if you want, call me when you need intensifies)

⁃ Would let you humiliate him if you want to, only you (sexually or not)

𝑇ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑎

⁃ Even better than Childe in terms of malewifeness

⁃ The cult is more than okay with him, since he’s the type to treat your family (the cult) as good as possible

⁃ Does all aspects of malewifeness to 110% perfection

⁃ Cleaning? Flawless. Cooking? Quite nice. Babysitting? Great, the kids love him. Housekeeping? You know it’s his specialty.

⁃ Gets flustered easily and you take advantage of that

⁃ You might’ve used your God/Goddess status to tease him with potential kinks

⁃ He’ll be the perfect husband you’ll ever want to have

⁃ More submissive around you, in a positive way

⁃ You’ll have to be the nicest to him to make him a happy spouse

⁃ Unintentionally seduces you when he worships you with his wide eyes and pretty hands on his knees

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bamboozledchaos · 2 years

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SAGAO Writers please respond to this post (I am in need of reassurance that the SAGAO community is eternal tyvm)

#bamboo-zled #sagao genshin au

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versadies · 2 years

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Hiya! I really appreciate your sagao content goodness! just wanna ask if I could add you into my mutual list? No pressure though!

If you’re doing requests, could you please do Ningguang? No specifics, but maybe for the sagao au? Ty in advance!

im glad you enjoy my sagau content and i dont mind being added in ur mutual list <<3 altho i don’t exactly do requests atm, i can reassure you that one of my drafts contains ningguang with villain reader 😼

#—anon reply 📣

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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So my main team of favorites consist of Xiao, Albedo, Aloy, and Qiqi. And my thought process went with Rejected! Darling SAGAU.

I like the idea that some characters can tell it’s their Creator even though everyone else calls Reader an imposter. Because they know the Reader’s godly aura from anywhere.

Quick Headcannon: only Creator and those they favor can use Teleport Waypoints.

After Reader is chased out by Mondstat, they run into Aloy literally. But she knew the Creator and God the moment she looked at them. So Aloy figured out who Reader favored, in this case being the aforementioned characters, and seeks them out with the Reader’s help.

Albedo is the first one they look for, since he could hide Reader. No one thought to look on Dragonspine.

Aloy then went to get Xiao and Qiqi. Because she was an outlander and no one saw her with Reader, everyone pretty much ignored her. It worked in her favor as she could get to Qiqi in the middle of a crazed Liyue.

Qiqi went with Aloy no problem. She forgot about the supposed imposter and knew the Creator was in Teyvat somewhere. It felt like a gut instinct to her. Even if she forgot everything else, she would always remember the Creator and how they guided her with love and care.

Xiao was harder to convince. He had a feeling that the Creator descended into Teyvat as well. But Zhongli ordered him to kill the imposter of their beloved God. Aloy is only able to get him to Dragonspine with an agreement. “If the one I take you to is not your Creator, feel free to strike us down where we stand.” He was mostly convinced when Aloy suddenly teleported them all to Dragonspine.

They work together to at least get everyone else to stop hunting their Creator down.

Now if we go the forgiveness route, Reader never goes anywhere without Xiao, Albedo, or Aloy. They reject all other gifts and pleas for forgiveness. Reader only wants to stand by the ones who protected them.

If we go the vengeance route, they would absolutely tear down the three nations that tortured their god. And Aloy is the one leading the army of the Abyss into battle.

So that was a massive block of text. I may send more in the future, but this is the best I can do for now.

This is awesome! I’ve written the first part when Darling meets Aloy. It’s long, so I’m going to put it below the line.

SAGAO Work 22, fluff

TLDR: You finally bump into your first actual ally, Aloy. She heals you and lets you take shelter at her tent, inside a hidden cave.

You’ve been running for hours—almost the entire morning. Your original physical strength is not affecting you since your life now depends on your character attributes.

You’re only lucky that, as their Creator, you have incredibly high stats for Health, Stamina, and Elemental Mastery. It seems like the Attack and Defence stats are to be unlocked manually. [here’s the link to the bonus work expanding on this! <3]

It took multiple life-threatening situations to wake you up to the nightmarish fact that- it’s all real. You’re really in the world you once thought was wholly fictional, trapped and unable to return to your homeworld.

You rely on Teyvat’s spirits, yes plural, to guide you and warn you against sneak attacks and ambushes. Sometimes you barely escape, hurt but alive. The gashes and bruises still haven’t faded yet. You’ve been captured by one of the soldiers, but this world always assisted you to run away right before it escalated. Right before the vision-bearers come to cripple you further.

This whole day, Teyvat’s been urging you, in some sort, to a specific location. It’s constantly changing as if it’s a moving lifeform? You question. With nowhere left to go, you gladly oblige.

You chose to hide until night when most of your enemies are retiring to their beds. You start creeping away from the remaining manhunters.

As you finally near the destination, you continue to sprint to what you assume is a safe haven. In your urgency, you run into Aloy.

No, seriously, you literally rammed headfirst into her by accident.

She had suddenly sprung from her hiding spot to go collect her foul; at the same time, you were running past her bush. You fell back more than she did because of your defence stats. It’s by pure luck that your health was only barely chipped away by ten dmg. But then, you’ve already gotten slashed with Mondstadt swords before bumping into Aloy from the hostile citizens, so it hurt more than expected. You reflexively wince for what, the seventh time, today.

You were dizzy from the collision and bewilderment. When you look up, you see her freckled face gazing at you with a confused expression. After both of you stopped gawking, she extended her strong hands to pull you up. You cringe when she moves but shakingly extend yours as she heaves you up with both hands. You choose to trust Teyvat and the woman in front of you, seeing that her expression was more of genuine concern instead of the usual burning hatred.

When she’s in direct physical contact, your aura is transmitted and pulsed stronger. It eased her nerves, and it felt… so familiar.

Her green eyes lit up in shock.

You were them!

The Creator who had soothed her nerves and emotions when she was grieving her father figure’s passing.

Your aura washes over her once again.

Pleasantly, like a sacred hearth in Dragonspine. She was the traveller searching for heat, and you were the generous heat source she recognised at first sight.

Her rediscovering you in person was a refreshing revolution, the sensation only adequately described with exclamations of “Eureka!” by Archimedes as he burst through the rippling waters.

The relief caged birds feel when finally released into freedom in the skies.

The soft feeling of tightly hugging someone you care about, not suffocating, but just the thing you need to lessen your stresses.

An eternity passed in that single second, but she does quickly snap back to reality. She catches glimpses of your injuries through the tattered clothes you wear and how you winced as you stood up. “I’m Alloy.” As curt as usual.

She may be blunt, but she’s not dumb nor mean-spirited. She took note not to initiate any physical contact until you’ve eased around her. Instincts taught her to nod in acknowledgement instead.

She offers to heal and shelter you for the moment, compelled by your aura and the subliminal pleas from Teyvat. You agree since you need genuine help to avoid manhunts for the night. You’ve barely survived another morning today.

After settling you into her concealed tent/home, she starts making a plate of Satiety Gel with the spare mints and sugar she hid in the back of her cave. “Got something for you.” She passed you the plate and gave you a side-smile as you happily dug into the dish. Good. You needed the rest and health. It’s also nice for her cooking to be appreciated. You thank her, and she dismisses it, rising from her seating position.

While you’re gingerly eating the special plate of gel, she rummaged through her stocks of necessities. “Let's see, that looks edible... and this looks useful.” You’ll need a new set of garbs if you are to live in the wildernesses with her. It’s doubtful that the chaos in the cities signifies any chance of you having any semblance of safety in there.

She’d also need to hunt for more food and preserve spares. The life she leads is no longer solitary, and she’d have to keep you safe and fed until you are strong enough to protect yourself fully. She will be caring and loyal to you, in similar ways to how Rost had taken care of her.

You were the saviour they mistook as an imposter, and Aloy would be yours in turn for their wrongdoings. She’ll be your caring companion. She will be your first loyal follower, the one who’ll lead your future rebellions, wars, peace, comfort. She’ll be the knight by your side that’ll do your justified biddings.

As nightfalls, she tells you to stay inside and rest. She headed out to set traps for any intruders and went hunting again. Some animals and enemies lay dormant until the moon rises, and it won’t hurt to seek out any food, materials, or trustable allies. Not that she’d be looking for an army first and foremost.

“I'll do whatever it takes to protect you. I won't hesitate. I won't falter.” She swears as she rests her eyes on your curled-up form before leaving the cave. You’ve started slipping into the land of dreams from exhaustion. It’s good that you feel safe enough to doze off.

She’d stopped your bleeding gashes, and she’d be stopping armies of machinery for you. She only hopes that they’ll be unable to find you two until you’re prepared, bows repaired and arrows slung.

She hopes you’ll be using your future powers and aura for life, not for death. She’s here for you, partly in the hope that you’ll be a benevolent god/goddess. She’s more than sure that it’s needed for the sake of Teyvat-and that she has to care for its people no matter what.

You’ll both have to see what happens then.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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BAM BAM YOUR NEW EVENT IS SO CUTE 😭

my order is a lukewarm cup of vintage narcissus tea for xiao and a plate of okra crisps pls :D

i need some fluff ive been writing too much angst recently

and no rush i am a very patient person 💪🏻💞 ILY <33 /p

Thank you for being so lovely aaa <333 /p I hope this is fluffy enough ehe~ A lukewarm cup of vintage narcissus tea for xiao and a plate of okra crisps coming up, dear liege! We look forward to your next visit!

Xiao Fluff Headcanons (hc no.44)

How Xiao would react to either him or you confessing y’all’s love for each other. Non-AU headcanons.

Xiao: “is this affection?” *touches your manifested love in awe*

You’d probably be the one to open up about your feelings with Xiao first.

I can see Xiao maybe accidentally letting slip of his affections for you, then feeling embarrassed or sinful for thinking of you in such a way. He’d not be the type to flat out say, “I love you”, but if you reciprocate his feelings and tell him, he might eventually verbally admit to loving you.

If you told him you love him first, he’d be flustered, then maybe attempt to distance himself from you emotionally. He’s still subconsciously afraid of accidentally bringing his bad karma onto you. If you keep caring and show him affection without being creepy and respect his boundaries, he’ll grow to let you be close to him almost permanently.

He’d also be slightly oblivious before you told him you love him since he isn’t that accustomed to people, with his solitary lifestyle for aeons. You’d have to flat out say “I love you” seriously and keep doing things that reaffirm this to him.

Again, you’d have to know when to stop if he feels uncomfortable. Only press on when he consents to your affectionate acts. If you respect his needing to process his feelings alone, he’d appreciate you more.

When you two are officially together, he might let you physically be closer to him more than the others and loosen up when you ask him to relax a bit. Anything for his darling.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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SAGAO Work 27.0

Long prequel + masterlist of following parts.

The following divergent parts are based on your chosen personality. Choose your route, Traveler. Follow your heart as Fate has decreed. Categories, i.e. fluff/angst/crack, shall be determined by your path choices.

Idea and Ask from @emilemovhi! I’ll find that ask and link it here!

Routes (Masterlist)

Posted Routes:

⁃ mildly angry, intimidating reader who doesn’t care anymore (first finished, posted @27.3)

⁃ you’re innocently unaware & in the centre of chaos (second finished, posted @27.1)

Planned Routes:

⁃ “aww yisss” reader who goes brr, weirdly happy? (unfinished 27.2)

⁃ angry but has ‘smol Kirby with a knife energy’ (unfinished 27.4)

⁃ mommy/daddy/parental figure -energied forgiving reader, like if Jesus went ara ara (unfinished 27.5)

⁃ “come on papi slay meh😩💅🏻✨🧚” kinky meme-lord crack reader (unfinished 27.6)

Prequel (27.0)

You’ve been more than accustomed to your identity and home in Teyvat.

So you’re surprised as well when they had slashed your arm and revealed golden spilt blood.

You see, you’ve never been hurt past the skin before. By sheer luck and circumstance, you’ve only bruised at most, so there was no hint of your camouflaged divinity.

After all, Teyvat is wise and works to its laws to protect their glorious Creator - you. A gust of wind, secret boosters to your defence stat. As fleetingly as a mere glint of the armour, yet as protective as guardian angels. As prominent as a parental figure, yet as undetected as rubble in neglected ruins.

It has been personally preventing you from knowing of such sacred knowledge. It could thwart assassinations, lest there be renegades daring to either slay or pass themselves as its Maker.

You had no way of knowing; since both you and your environment has reassured that you’re just born with natural luck, in the same way that the ‘Creator’ has ‘bad luck.’ Luck works in mysterious ways, as seen in one particularly-familiar pyro allogene.

Every time you’re betrayed and hurt, Teyvat wipes the populaces then rejuvenates you by sacrificing your memories. Like alchemy, it must pay its dues in return for its wishes. In your case, you are both the protected and the protectee, with your life being the sustainer of Teyvat and the reverse.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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Crack idea but a Darling that turns into Gordon Ramsay when they get angry enough.

Not to my favorites, but everyone else has received the Ramsay Rage from them

To be honest, they’ll have to genuinely mess things up to the extremities to even bear a shred of witness to their Powerful!GodDarling’s full anger.

But! If it’s more of Darling getting easily irritated by the following types of situations, it’ll be more hilarious. Beware of angry exasperated cursing below, it’s Gordon Ramsay afterall.

SAGAO Work 25, Crack

You as their God/Goddess!Reader below:

Darling’d probably do the following:

1. Call Paimon an ‘idiot sandwich’, at the seventh time Paimon knowingly ate Darling/one of the cult member ’s treats. If Darling’s feeling kind, maybe they’ll give Paimon a Treat Of Forgiveness, probably if Paimon apologises with puppy eyes.

2. “You fucking donkey! What do you mean you almost fed Diona ALCOHOL?!”

Venti may have tried to drink less wine by using wine bottles as water bottles, but forgot that the new Dandelion Wine is clear like water. He tried to be nice to Diona when she’s looking for water, but messed up so bad- IT’S WORSE because even if Diona the human child’d survived that, her kitten side probably wouldn’t have gotten over that like Venti would’ve. P.S. at least Venti confessed, when you question him what he was doing. It’s by pure luck that Diluc had been keeping an eye on the drunk bard.

3. “Fucking Hell They’re Moldy, You Pillock!” -furious you, insert current year.

Context: Mona refused to throw away her moldy towel because she was too broke to buy another fresh one. You’re angry because you had been trying to convince her to use your cult funds to get her some new personal items. FOR HOURS. She thought it’d make the others angry and felt too bad, but after hours or persuading her to get necessary items, you’re furious and crying at how she’d rather deprive herself of necessities instead of letting you make the cult help her out financially. You’re furiously sobbing because she doesn’t think she’s worth the money and love you have for her (platonic/romantic). Needless to say, you accidentally guilted her into letting you do it. She does give you extra hugs in return though.

4. “YOU FUCKING DONKEY!” @/Draff

You might’ve screamed at Draff for his increasing neglect to Diona. In his own house. Which you then combusted after leaving with Diona’s custody. You may have asked Sayu to plant a traceless bomb there. It’s good that Jean agreed to Sucrose and the bombastic kid (ole Klee bb) to make weapons to defend you with. Ehe~ Venti and Kaeya may have fanned the flames to make Jean open for Lisa’s coercion.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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venti crumbs.... please spare consort cult!venti crumbs...

i saw consort scaramouche and now i crave the anemo archon as god!reader's lover

Omg yesss! Coming up ehe~ ty for the request!

Two-parted Consort! Venti headcanons, for both Benevolent and Villainous AUs! Fluffy content.

TW: slight NSFW, mentions of your yandere cult.

𝐶𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑡! 𝑉𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖

In Benevolent God/Goddess! Reader AU

⁃ May have gotten himself drunk so you’ll focus on tending to him intentionally

⁃ Proud attention-seeker, as he should aha~

⁃ Femboy hooters intensifies

⁃ Oh he definitely gloats. Deadass!

⁃ Pisses the other archons off.

⁃ You may have to get into a harem, to maintain peace within the cult.

⁃ Might intentionally blow a breeze if you’re wearing flowy clothings.

⁃ Siren-style seduction

⁃ Wears cat ears and maid dresses unabashedly

⁃ Teases you

⁃ May be trying to get punished by you on purpose

⁃ Bottoms for you, but will top if needed

𝐶𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑡! 𝑉𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖

In Villainous God/Goddess! Reader AU:

⁃ he’ll feel conflicted

⁃ But simpery gets the best of him

⁃ Surprised that you still want him

⁃ So he gets extra attached

⁃ Will do anything for you

⁃ Archon-powered simp

⁃ Will do anything you desire

⁃ Absolute chaos, but now on your side

⁃ Would love you even more if you like his current pirated friend’s form

⁃ Your songbird

⁃ Keens unintentionally, since you call him your bard birdie too much

⁃ Could be as annoying as a parrot if you neglect him

#bamboo headcanons #genshin impact #genshin headcanons #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact headcanons #bamboo’s inbox friends <3 #genshin #venti #genshin venti #Barbatos #genshin barbatos #genshin archon #venti the bard #sagao genshin cult #genshin sagao #genshin yandere sagao #sagao au #sagao genshin crack #sagao genshin impact cult

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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I have come to assert my dominance again *T-pose*

What about those people who love to pamper their lover with really expensive things and a lover who is like "That's expensive, put it back"

Childe x Reader up ahead

~~~

"Childe! You are going to go broke if you keep giving me stuff that costs thousands of Mora!"

"Ah but you always stop me, so how can I?" He grabs a necklace that sparkled in the sunlight. "How about this one?"

"That's even more expensive!"

~~~

That's all I have for now, but yeah, have fun!

Omg ty for the request ehe~ your idea was so fun to write for ngl lmaoo

SAGAO Work 24, Crack

Immovable reader VS Unstoppable Childe ensues.

“CHILDE-“ This exclamation has been blurted from your mouth for way too many times to be counted. You’d facepalm but you might have hit your face too hard the last time this happened.

Childe as your romantic and overly voluntary sugar daddy is as chaotic as it sounds. You only know after he’s spent thousands and thousands of mora on your presents. You don’t even get to stop him in time!

Especially when you’re his literally glorious God/Goddess. It only gave him more excuses to go crazy on his expenditures on you. The Tzaritsa encouraging him to do that as his boss only encouraged that.

At first, he used to bring you out as a ‘Fatui business trip’ and feign ignorance to his overspending, claiming that buying you numerous boxes of luxuries are Her Coldness’s orders. You tried to rein him in to no avail, ending up having conversations as such:

"Childe! You are going to go broke if you keep giving me stuff that costs thousands of Mora!"

"Ah but you always stop me, so how can I?" He brushed your grip away, saying. "How about this one?" With a child-like grin, Childe grabs another piece of jewellery behind the counter.

The boss’s money-hungry eyes enlarged to the size of shiny plates. “Oooh, sir, you have great taste! My grace, this suits you exquisitely!” You’re not happy about this, and the boss recoiled after his braincells came back. You knew that was a lie and you’d rather Childe stop. This is the twelth shop and you feel like it’s enough, as the Fatui soldiers are literally heaving as he attempts to hold the goods up steadily.

You turn back at Childe, dismay apparent. The necklace he picked up was visibly much larger in size and heavier, and you feel your knees wobble. "That's even more expensive!"

Childe may have taken “if you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it” too seriously, as as soon as he put it down to your relief- he immediately bought an even more expensive ring from the overjoyed boss. And you couldn’t even admonish him in public, because you’d be too upset and scare the children surrounding your feet. HE KNEW.

Which is why you’ve pleaded for Ningguang and Yanfei to help lecture your boyfriend about proper financing. As soon as you latched onto the two strategists, they’ve agreed to aiding you. If you couldn’t properly control Childe in public, you’ll make him submit to you and your cult. Yanfei was about to offer bonking Childe with her new ginormous stamp, but Ning stopped her in time. You might as well drag the other two broke cult members around as well, so that’s how Keqing hoisted Mona out, while you sent Gorou to get Zhongli.

It’s time to use Liyue’s stricter ways to keep the Snezhnayan manchild disciplined.

(P.S. let me know if you’d like a continuance to their lectures!)

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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SAGAO Work 19, Comfort, Fluff.

For my friends (includes you!) who may have body dysmorphia.

(for: before transitioning for transgender/genderfluid/nonbinary folk, or just body image/esteem issues) (thank you @chocoenvy for the trans reader idea!)

As their God, you will always be perfect to them. All powerful. Omnipotent and omnipresent.

So they’d be surprised when you express the desire to change your appearance. Supportive they are, yet still confused. Needless to say, they’ll still try their best to assist you. They’d practically go to any lengths to make you content in warm happiness. They could feel your comforting aura strengthen, so it’s a win-win situation aside from their genuine worship.

Before your powers are fully under your conscious control, you’ll have to rely on physical items to alter your uncomfortable body.

They’d buy you necessary wigs, clothings, accessories, shoes, anything. You’d also receive regular affirmations, from both direct praises, to the crowd electing you as their trendsetter.

If you desire to grow or bind your breasts, they’ll provide the necessary foods, drinks and binders/bras. All of your undergarments could be replaced to your style and preferred types.

As you and your power’s familiarity increases, you start being able to actually undergo bodily physical alterations, to become what you truly represent, from the inside to the outside. It would be painful, but with proper care and possible herbs to numb the pain, you’ll be nurtured back into health. If you have any genital discomfort (e.g. non-binary people might feel better and worse about their genitals on different fem/masc/all/nothing days), you might be able to reduce/increase the significance of their physical sizes accordingly. Think of it as a painful character altering/building option.

If you wish, the people of Teyvat shall change the statues of you to your liking. They’d turn them into your preferred sex/gender presentation, as well as other objective physical attributes.

Under your omnipresence, Teyvat’s learning to become the truly accepting, supportive world you dream of. With you having the physical form you like, even the air feels fresher as breezes brush against your proud form.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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Genshin SAGAO X SCP Crossover, Theory Work 1.

Imposter!AU X SCP-052

Cw: Spoilers for the now-ended Albedo Event

Taglist: @under-a-starry-night @gunterdon

Most of us know in the SAGAO Imposter sub-AU, the imposter is essentially a near-perfect fake.

Now, what if the Imposter was even better than a perfect replica in the first place?

If you are familiar with the SCP Universe, you might have heard of SCP-056. This anomaly can essentially become an advanced, improved version of the subject it’s replicating in terms of physical attractiveness, charm, strength, precision, et cetera.

In most Imposter!AU works, the imposter has the advantage of knowing most things about us, the true God!Reader, in advance. If the imposter is a kin of SCP-056, they will be able to perfect their personality other than true instant physical superiority, and be the Ultimate Imposter. The only weakness it would have is their inner insecurities. If it aims to be an exact replica other than having stronger powers, it can easily fit the loosely-based description of the actual God!Reader, and by the time the reader has arrived/returned, they are seen as the imposter and chased away instead. The true God!Reader will also not be able to fight the imposter, even putting aside the power imbalance, since we are relatively new to the ordeals and environment. They have every backup and advantage over the true God!Reader, if you don’t count the uncontrollable sentient spirit of Teyvat.

On the mental side, it would be even more devastating and dangerous if the reader already has an inferiority complex. The SCP itself preys on that natural mentality, so if the issues are already prominently underlying, it could make the manipulation even easier. It could possibly result in more than the reader’s safety being in danger. Fortunately, the spirit of Teyvat should be able to intervene and aid us in time.

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SAGAO Work 12.3, pure fluffy goodness

Tw: mentions of drunk Venti

Diluc and Diona are friendlier with each other now. You also adopt Diona without asking Dr*ff’s opinion on it, just because.

Diluc gets your approval to not serve Venti any beverage, if Venti annoys him at any given time. Your powers and status override Venti’s, and Diluc’s more than happy to oblige your orders, instead of his archon’s. Diluc not serving Venti any at all becomes more frequent, so Diona’s starting to ignore this particular winery owner less.

She might be planning with the other kids to make him, at least, stop distributing wine to her father aside from Venti. You told her that Diluc has to sell wine to other people to keep his workers fed, and Diona’s coming to terms with that, begrudgingly.

It worked in her favour for a while, since Diluc kept the promise to her. But then, the asshat disgrace of a father starts going to Cat’s Tail instead, and tries to make his daughter serve him drinks. Poor kitten runs to you crying and you decide it’s time to take further action.

You enlist Yanfei and Ningguang’s collaborative help, to create a new law for you to legally adopt specific kids as you see fit. When the legal process finishes, Diona finally becomes your daughter/little sister by law. She’s ecstatic that she gets to avoid her drunk father, and have a non-stinky home, at the same time. You let Eula and Diluc accompany her to see her father once in a while, for the child’s sentiments.

Wine is also banned indoors at where Diona stays, and they’ll have to drink somewhere far away from the sensory-sensitive kid. Showers are mandatory after alcohol consumption. Whoever upset one of the kids, especially Diona, has the entire cult coming after their throats. You’d only stop them seconds away from murder. Causing her cat-ears to droop is an unofficial war crime.

You’d have to keep the kids away from the manhunting, until they are grown-up and responsible though. For the sake of the mommies/daddies and sole grandpa of your cult.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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SAGAO Work 14, Crack

Tw: Mean Girls & Legally Blonde quotes being too iconic for mere mortals. Cult as usual. Yanderes but practically on crack.

Gender-neutral reader! Tagging @nicebonescomrade for the quote suggestion ehe~ prompted by my previous post.

Ever since you accidentally said “get in losers, we’re going shopping” to Keqing, you’ve never heard the end of it from your local cult gremlins.

Especially when you did this more than once, since Keqing took you shopping quite frequently, to let off her steam from work.

Keqing innocently repeated what you said, to the rest of those who weren’t able to come along. To be fair, she’d get wiped off Teyvat if she didn’t. Unfortunately, her memory was strong enough for her to correctly quote you word by word.

“Let’s gooo~” the bard whistled cheerfully and plopped down next to the semi-circle of cult members. Keqing was placed in front of the entire cult, with everyone facing towards her out of curiousity. She’s seated on the highest chair, while the others sit on lower seatings.

“So. What did our almighty Lord say?” Rosaria asked, jawline propped on top of her knuckles. Keqing’s not sure if she’s being sarcastic, but it’s not like Rosaria’s being very respectful, judging on her lazy stance.

Venti set his head on a set of the annoyed shoulders, as they all anticipate for an answer.

“Ah.” Keqing clears her throat. “Y/n mentioned several fandom references, which I am still figuring out.”

Ganyu passes her her notes for a moment, then Keqing continues, with her thoughts refreshed from reading the note.

“I believe it’s lingo from their world. Examples include the below:”

“‘Get in loser, we’re going shopping.’

When asked, they answered that it references Mean Girls, a ‘movie’ which they enjoyed back home. They mentioned this when I initially joined them as we started out shopping trips. It seems to be a quip more than an insult. Onto the next one,”

“They also quoted ‘so that’s against the rules, so you can’t sit with us’, when a rude man tried to flirt with me. He was unaware that of both of our statuses, for some reason. He was being disrespectful and refused to budge, so they sent an anemo gust to push him into the pool. They did a convincing act of caring and being surprised, but if you look closely in their eyes, it’s clear that they reveled in his misfortune. They explained it to me when I was confused.”

“The third quote is ‘What? Like it’s hard?’ when the same man accused us of pushing him. They didn’t deny doing so, not hat they’d have to. The Milillith arrested the uncouth man for harrassing both me and their God/Goddess. I recognised this one from the night before today’s shopping trip. They had used the same quip when questioned about her abilities. If I am correct, they told me it was from Legally Blonde. I am not sure what it means.”

“So, I suggest us to integrate their lingo into our private conversations. It could serve to strengthen our bond with our God/Goddess. It would be a privilege only for our cult, to appease them with new phrases.”

That’s how Venti and Keqing started using your phrases. You were amused at first, but you were shocked into spitting your tea when your more poised, elegant companions started using the same references. You had to explain the increasing amount of learnt lingo, to stop them from using it in public. Your ears were practically as red as Beidou’s outfit, while you explain through the embarrassment.

The whole ordeal quieted down for a bit, until the local gremlin group of Kaeya, Venti, Hutao and Xingqiu started purposefully quoting you. You decide to send Xiao after them and it eventually lessened. They’d now only use it when having disagreements with each other to piss you off.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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SAGAO Work 10, fluff

Tw: overprotectiveness, yandere protectiveness, mentions of the cult

You get spoiled by Ningguang and Keqing on a Liyue shopping trip. Gender-neutral as usual ehe~

(P.S. Will consider writing about the other regions.)

These few days, you’ve been strolling around the regions’ populated places, for three reasons. One of the reasons was to window-shop for your long shopping list.

For example, proper garments. You are still borrowing your cult members’ spare robes. If you are to be completely honest, you look out of place. The textures are off, it doesn’t fit you, and it’s clear that it doesn’t suit occasions when someone suddenly falls on their knees and grovels at your ‘divine feet’.

Which is why Ningguang and Keqing are taking you on a proper shopping trip this day.

They’ve been planning their schedules to go out with you, and it’s obvious that they would do anything at your request. Especially when you’ve graced only the two of them with private time together. They might be denying that no other cult member has the privilege to dress you makes them low-key giddy though.

Whenever you hesitate on whether a pair of gorgeous shoes is worth the price, Ningguang immediately purchases it for you. You’re the rare case where she’d be willing to spend thousands of mora for a smile. (P.S. the Chinese idiom 千金一笑)

When you get stuck on one item, Keqing reminds you about the other varieties of similar items. She suggests colours and patterns that suit you, and Ning joins in dolling you up. With your permission of course, you’re their beloved god/goddess, after all.

They both lead you to the better shops, while guiding you around Liyue’s merchants. The Liyue people, now used to your occasional presence, gladly introduce you to their products. They aren’t molded for your entrance, but they can still get ‘sedated’ with peace and contentment, when they make physical contact with you by accident. Your aura is stronger than you thought, but it’s a good thing, seeing that they further believe in your power, as their Creator.

You end up purchasing numerous outfits, the spare undergarments you needed, as well as discreet sanitary products. You decide to get the groceries for your companions on the way. Their bodyguards carry the increasing pile of products you took likings to.

That’s how word passed around about your bringing of abundance and wealth. Thus, more and more merchants looked to appease you or Ningguang, since being in either’s favour would guarantee them prosperity for the near future. It makes you sad that some manipulative people try to trick you for mora, but you’re also grateful that for once, your yandere cult’s protectiveness/obsession is to good use.

Ningguang, Keqing, Diluc, Childe, Sara, Ayaka and Baal take this as a chance to bond with you, since they’ve had similar (at a lesser scale) experiences, due to their wealth and/or political power. It kind of worked, but you knew what they were doing.

In a weird way, it pleases you that the characters you once loved as fictional are trying to make you like them that enthusiastically. It also helps that whenever your mood gets down, one of them would offer to spoil you. You spoil them in pda in return, and with your care.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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SAGAO AU go brr, Work 1

Tw: yandere, cult

Your favourite character(s) somewhat shield you from the other cult members. Sometimes, when they could anyway.

Pretext from other creators:

The cult members, unbeknownst to you, had been working together for a long time, and they had finally succeeded in bringing you to their world. Once they had calmed down and misunderstandings are cleared, they start to make you uncomfy with their yandere traits.

My part:

Your main, on the other hand, feels a lot more connected to you, and their empathy shines through while you’re panicking. Once they’ve snapped themselves out of their reverie, they’ll absolutely attempt to shield you from the other cult members’ advances while they are around you.

As the character you play as the most, the attachment and friendship you had developed with them strengthens their determination to serve you by protecting you. They can sense your discomfort around the others more easily, seeing that it’s not the first time they’ve felt your exact emotions. Afterall, they could do the most accurate channeling of emotions amongst other characters, with heightened compatibility through training; so your ticks or small social cues get picked up by them and them only.

You trust and lean into your favourite main as you stay in Teyvat for the moment, and soon grow even more attached. They train you into your best physical state with your main team. They listen to you more genuinely when you mention what yandere behaviours discomfort you. They start to change, perhaps subconsciously, and you feel safer around them. Eventually, they are able to at the very least, rein the others in as a fellow cult member (physically first, mentally second.)

It’s not to say that having powerful yanderes obsessed with you is appropriate, but your team makes it a tad bit more bearable. Turns out your intuition on favouring certain characters has been accurate, and helpful enough to give you irl aid in choosing trusted members.

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bamboowrites · 2 years

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Could you do lil bit more yangire Morax please

I’ve double-checked what ‘yangire’ means, and holy Tsaritsa- he’d will be full on psychotic, so be careful if you decide to venture beyond this line okay?

Tw: mentions of blood+praise kinks, psychological manipulation (you, read to understand), violence (Morax). Crack and slight nsfw because I decided that no angst is needed rn.

You’d probably get Yangire!Morax if you reject his advances in his yandere mode. He’ll start to hurt more people for the bloodlust he had as a younger dragon, and the only way to ensure your ‘safety’ is to comply or even seek him out affectionately. You’ll have to hope that he listens and returns to his comparatively-loving yandere mode.

Morax is unhinged. Very much so. The gentleman Zhongli will be practically buried by his obsession to kill for you. Or even you, if you argue with his ‘logic’. It’s harder to fight him as Morax, since

1. He’s now a near-hypnotised dragon

2. You’re blinded by his glowing eyes /jk-

3. He’ll probably tear you or your clothes apart if you defy him- (not cool Morax, try asking for consent as Zhongli bruh, hmph. Treason. Jail. Death penalty. Angy 100)

4. Most cannot rival his power or defend themselves

5. Yangire Morax is that one vine that goes: “what do you have?” “A knife! (Polearm-)” “nO-“

So if you’d like to reduce the damage that’ll be caused, don’t fight him. SEDUCE HIM. With your knowledge/charisma/wholesomeness, or your favourite quality of yourself. It’ll work if you woo him.

Yangire Morax may have a blood kink, but he also has a praise kink. Praise him to oblivion! Melt this stubborn rock into obedient magma, that you can mold and control. It sounds bad but a genocide route is worse.

Basically seduce ya boi and maybe you’ll get the neutral ending. There’s no completely good/pacifist ending, since if he enters one of these two intense modes, there’s not much you could do by arguing anyway. Wooing him stops his attacks temporarily and acts as a stabiliser.

Rest assured that you’ll have to dominate his actions by being submissive to him. Yangire Morax has his God complex and unfortunately, you’ll have to deal with that. Good luck! May you get a solid contract that works in your favour. (Maybe y’all’d’ve to get married for world peace-)

Bad ending: he murders everyone including you-

Better ending: he stops murdering them-

Which is why there’s no good endings in this skdjksjd :sadgebadger:

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