KID: Hey fuckface. Hey alternate universe lover. Hey not as smart as me guy.
*Detectives form a huddle*
Shinichi: Okay so I’m pretty sure you’re fuckface, Hakuba--
Hakuba: Why am I fuckface?!
Shinichi: Well KID hates you.
Hattori: I don’t blame him either. But does that mean he’s callin’ me his lover?
Shinichi: Hattori, we all know who alternate universe lover is, and it isn’t either of you.
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