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gay-dorito-dust · 1 year
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Can you write a saiki and gn!reader, where gn! just transferred the school and saiki can't read their mind and tries to figure out why so he starts following them only to discover that they can teleport, turn invisible and is able to prevent people from reading their mind
Also can it be a platonic relationship? Sorry if I'm asking for too much 😅
I left this for a LONG while but now I’m kinda back on my Saiki K brain rot, I’m here to finally do this!
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Was this stalking? Potentially…Hypothetically speaking from a certain moral standpoint…yes.
However what made this different from stalking was that Saiki was good at masking his stalking and by ‘good,’ I mean that his friends -mainly Nendo and Kaidou in specific- lack the social awareness skills to detect that he was doing it in the first place; Which was the perfect excuse Saiki could use in continuing to delving deeper into his self appointed mission. To understand how we got to this point in the story where our beloved pink haired, cynic psychic found himself tailing you from a distance under a suspicion, we must go back to that morning where PK Academy was in the midst of receiving of initiating a new transfer student.
First Kuboyasu Aren, then Saiko Metori, now you? Hasn’t the whole transfer student trope ran itself into the ground by this point? Saiki questioned whilst you were going through the mandatory self introductions to the rest of his home room but that wasn’t as engaging as the fact that within the sea of thoughts belonging to his peers, yours, much like Nendo’s, didn’t seem to be there; Not a blip, not a sound, nothing. Almost as though you were made out to have possessed a higher level of comprehension which rendered internalised thoughts and speech almost unethical. Saiki knew that you were smarter then Nendo, which wasn’t saying much as seemingly everyone and their domesticated animals such as dogs and cats were smarter then Nendo.
So why was it that he couldn’t hear your thoughts? He immediately ruled out the probability of you being just like him because that was just wishful thinking based upon little to no factual evidence that could’ve potentially pointed him towards that conclusion. Maybe your thoughts were just too quite for him to hear? Then again Saiki could hear the thoughts of a mouse as clear as day and they were usually quite loud for something so small bodied and generalised as quiet. So before Kaidou begins to inevitably spout his rhetoric. No, Saiki didn’t think you were an impeccably built android with the strength to bench press a bus or two, sent to PK Academy under the employment of Dark Reunion; He just had to get that out there before he would unfortunately be asked by the blue haired boy later on.
With the mystery concerning his shortcomings in reading your thoughts driving the pink haired psychic into a state of potential paranoia. Saiki did what he does best when faced with similar situations; observe from afar. (Read: stalk the person until they’ve proven themselves no longer a threat to him.) which leads us back to where we originally left off.
It was lunch period and Saiki knew something was off when you didn’t follow everyone else to the cafeteria and instead chose to walk in the opposite direction towards the school gates. Where are they going? Don’t tell me they’re already getting lost. Good grief someone should’ve at least shown them the school layout first before dropping them off at home room. On another note it only just occurred to me that in certain tv shows set in a high school and or college, the whole ‘getting lost’ trope just grows increasingly more redundant when you consider the fact that it’s a sloppy, unoriginal and overplayed method used in introducing the love interest(s) to the audience. Goes to show that Show runners have gotten lazier as of recent.
Saiki peers his head out of the doorway just to see that you turn round the corner, unsuspecting of his deadpan gaze, before he checked the hallway of any potentially unwarranted encounters, mentally sighing in relief when he found it vacant of any and all hinderances. Before he turned the same corner, Saiki expected you to be a few paces away from but to his slight surprise, you had vanished; Well corporeally vanished as the pink haired male could still sense that you were still well within his 200 meter radius. Then it occurred to him that you had just turned yourself invisible when you sensed that you were being watched. However before Saiki could react, you had disappeared from his radio is entirely. Enter your second ability: teleportation.
“What’re you following me for?” Your voice came from behind him so suddenly and without warning that almost let slip some emotion across his face. You’re just like me. “What’re you talking about, your making no sense.” You said, noting how Saiki didn’t speak with his mouth but more so through a telepathic link, connecting the two of you. Saiki sighed, closing his eyes briefly before opening them again. Just watch. After he said that, Saiki himself vanished before your very eyes, causing your eyes to grow wide and a gasp of surprise to leave your lips as you tried to figure out where he could’ve went; praying that no one saw either of you displaying your powers.
Come to the school gate. Saiki commanded shortly but sensed that you were about to question why he adds, look, I’m not stupid enough to put us at risk of being spotted. I’m not Nendo, you chuckled at the comparison, besides I think it’s high time we have a talk about what else your capable of doing. So just get down here, I don’t care how you do it, teleportation or not, just get down here before I start rethinking my choices. “Alright, alright. I’m coming, no need to get all mardy at me. ‘I’m just sceptical is all.” You muttered. I heard that. “Yeah your supposed to genius.” You retorted as you teleported to the school gates where Saiki was waiting for you with a plastic bag of…coffee jellies? Your face must’ve said it all for Saiki as he huffed, subconsciously holding the bag closer to his being. What? I got hungry and decided to treat myself.
“You’re unbelievable, could’ve bought me something.” You scoffed lighthearted. Please, I don’t even know what you like because you’ve been blocking me from your thoughts, so why don’t you go buy it yourself rather then relying on me. Saiki rebutted as he entertained himself to one of his coffee jellies as you then took up his advice and teleported to the nearest convenient store to buy yourself a couple of snacks before teleporting back to the school gates; Saiki was already on his second coffee jelly. You parked yourself next to him and began to eat in silence.
“May I have a coffee jelly?”
No
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duckymcdoorknob · 2 years
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Hey here! Could I order a box with gold foil, square dark chocolate (Kusuo), with peppermint, caramel and strawberry jam filling? Thank you so much, happy Valentine’s Day!
Heblo Heblo, Nonnie!!!
Yes you may order this box!!
I hope you enjoy!!
CW BELOW THE CUT: None!
𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑥 𝑤𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑦 ❤︎
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The last thing that you wanted to hear about was your favorite uncle’s wedding. You knew what was coming; you knew what your family would ask. It was like a ticking time bomb as you stood fiddling with your fingers.
“So, how many people should I order for?” A family member asked, trying to get a headcount for catering.
“Well, I told the venue about sixty five guests.” Your uncle replied, flipping through pages of cake design ideas.
Oh no.
There were only about thirty people that your uncle would dare invite to this wedding.
That means…
“I presumed everyone would come with a date.”
Oh the horror…
With a silent groan and a pained close of your eyes, you take your phone out to text your best friend. Completely forgetting the time, you passive aggressively asked if you could meet with him.
“Sure, (Y/N) but… why are you awake? It’s 12:30 in the morning.”
“Oops. Sorry, planning for something.”
“I was awake too, it’s okay.”
You chuckled at the text, he was a total liar.
“Meet at our usual spot?”
“Please.”
You put your phone away and waved off your family, making some sort of excuse about needing to study.
You really hoped this would work…
Your “usual spot” was a small carhop diner that you and your best friend had discovered years ago. Since you’d be asking him a favor, you decided to pay for drinks this time. After ordering a large order of French fries, a large coffee milkshake and a large (favorite ice cream flavor) milkshake, you waited for Kusuo to show up.
“Maaaan midnight thirty is the worst time to go out.” A full voice was heard from behind you, sounding quite strained and tired.
“Hey in my professional opinion, sleep deprived adventures are the best ones.” You replied with a chuckle.
Your best friend sat down, and you couldn’t help but stifle a giggle at his bed head and sunken eyes. “You woke up on the wrong side of the bed.”
“Ahaha.” He glared daggers at you as he took a tiny sip of the milkshake. “Oh but this hits the spot.”
You gave him a minute to adjust his bleary eyes to the world of the awake. When he seemed a little more alert, you dropped the bomb on him.
“Kusuo I’m just gonna come out and say it…” you said gently, “I need a big favor.”
Your best friend furrowed his brows and cocked his head. “What’s on your mind?”
“So… my uncle is having his wedding next weekend. And um…” you sighed. This was harder than you thought, “He made the registration for twice the amount of guests and I need-
“Me to be your date? Sure.” He replied, sipping his shake again.
You blinked and shook your head, “Wait, what?”
“Weddings are fun. Plus, we can come here afterward.”
You smiled. Mission success!
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When the time came for your uncle to be wed, you wore a beautiful outfit. Unfortunately, your family insisted you wear the tightest pair of shoes that you own. So, with hurting feet, you were ready for the night.
Your doorbell rang and your uncle opened it. “Hello there, son! You must be (Y/N)’s boyfriend!”
Both of you visibly tensed from different points of your home.
“Yes sir. I’m very happy to be accompanying them tonight.”
You felt your heart leap a bit… why?
“Are you the groom-to-be?” Your best friend replied with a small smile.
“Yes I am!” Your uncle beamed, “It seems like you’re the next in line for the family though.” He winked and elbowed Kusuo in the side.
The boy felt a blush creeping to his cheeks and ears, nonetheless shaking it off.
“Oooh. Are you blushing?” Your dear uncle teased.
Before he could protest, you came into the room your uncle and best friend were in, wearing a big smile. “Uncle (Name), it’s time to go!” You chirped as you placed a hand on his shoulder. “Oh! Hey, Kusuo!”
Saiki smiled at your cheerfulness, “You look ravishing, (Y/N).”
Your face warmed a bit at the statement, “Likewise; you clean up nice.”
“Okay you two that’s enough flirting.” Your uncle cut in, “Time to go, everyone!”
Two by two, your family all arrived at the wedding venue. It was a beautiful ceremony and your uncle was the happiest he’d ever been. Your new aunt was very sweet as well. Now, it was time for the reception. You and your best friend sat alone at a table, chatting about whatever nonsense you could.
“Alright everyone! Line up! I’m tossing the bouquet and garter!” Your aunt beamed.
You chuckled as Kusuo cocked a brow at you, ushering you to stand up. So, you quickly scampered over to the area where the other guests were.
In a cruel but quite humorous way, the bouquet wrapped with the garter collided with your face and fell into your arms.
People cheered around you, but the only sound you could focus on was your date’s ringing laughter. You had never heard Kusuo laugh so freely in your life.
You retreated back to the table to be met with your best friend recovering from his giggle fit.
“That.” He said breathily, “was so damn funny.”
“Perhaps. But it seems like I’ll be the next one in my family to be married I guess!” You chimed, observing the flowers.
Your date’s eyes widened as he thought back to your uncle’s words. As the music in the hall suddenly slowed, Saiki seemed to be dying to say something…
“Hey.”
You turned towards him, “Mm?”
“Wanna dance?” He asked, standing up and outstretching his hand.
You chuckled, “I’d love to, but my feet are killing me.”
Without hesitation, your best friend took his shoes off and knelt down to take yours off as well. “Dancing in socks is more fun anyways.”
You and Kusuo made your way to the dance floor, dodging couples and family members. He put his arms on your torso as you placed yours on his shoulders.
“Man, this is the most awkward thing in the world.” You murmured, trying to avoid his eyes.
“I think it’s great.” He replied without thinking.
“What do you mean by that?” Your eyes were locked onto his.
“(Y/N)… I think through this I realized that I’ve fallen in love with you.” He said bashfully.
You smiled, laying your head on his shoulder. “I think I have too.”
And with a smile and thumbs up from your uncle, Kusuo began to think of the million ways to ask you out at the end of the night. His mind settled on one thing: Shakes, fries, and starry skies.
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callie-the-creator · 4 months
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sfw. warnings: obsessive behavior, slight stalking, jealousy, saiki uses his powers for selfish reasons, etc.
author’s note: oh, don’t mind me, just writing some headcanons if saiki was ever a yandere.
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• you and saiki first met in chūgakkō, junior high, but he didn’t fall in love with you until a few years later when you two were already in pk academy. maybe it’s all the accidentally bumping into him, dropping your papers and saiki being the one to help you pick them up, making awkward eye contact in class, hanging out with one another outside of school, or touching on the same snack you both are aiming for at either the vending machine or at the store... all the things somehow have you involved these recent days and saiki is less than impressed at first
• saiki has always stated time and time again that he personally does not think he will not fall in love, so he always watches others who are in love and help them if he can, but here he is…completely captivated by you of all people. he didn’t know why though, was the author just really that bored?
• good grief
⨯ . ⁺ ✦ ⊹ ꙳ ⁺ ‧ ⨯. ⁺ ✦ ⊹ . * ꙳ ✦ ⊹ ⨯ . ⁺ ✦ ⊹ ꙳ ⁺ ‧ ⨯. ⁺ ✦
• let it be known that he does possess the power to alter your perception of him. saiki could always just make you fall in love with him just like that…but…what’s the fun in that? no, no, he wouldn’t dream of doing that to you
— however, since saiki was born with the uncontrollable ability to read the minds of all living creatures in a multiple-mile radius…he can read your mind, he knows all of your favorite things, what you dislike, your hobbies, and your address. he didn’t mean to at first, but he did find your thoughts and imagination fascinating. he even finds himself listening to you during class like you’re his favorite podcast
• saiki is crazily protective over you.
— there was a time where you nearly got mugged! and when i say ‘nearly’, well, let’s just say you should be grateful saiki was there to protect you. can’t you see that he’ll always be here for you in a time of need? he’ll keep you safe, but only if you see that for yourself…
• saiki doesn’t think he’s the jealous type, but he will stop any other man who has a crush on you by any means necessary by either relentlessly embarrassing them for the rest of the day or wiping you from their memory because only saiki can have you. no one else. he doesn’t care how many people he has to make forget you to become your boyfriend
• what’s that? you wish it was a sunny day in japan instead of a rainy one? don’t you worry about a thing! saiki will handle that for you!
• stalking you is almost child’s play to saiki since he has so many powers to ensure you don’t spot him — shapeshifting, teleportation, you name it! but this is a good thing because you don’t have to worry about him being an aggressive type of yandere
— if he is following behind you when you’re walking home, i do think saiki would change to his female self, so you would be less scared
• once the author made you bring coffee jelly to school and willingly give it up to saiki after seeing him light up at the sight of it, saiki knew that he just had to marry you
• he could, quite literally, turn the world upside down for you if it meant that you’ll be with him.
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rassebers · 7 months
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What the!
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stannienight · 1 year
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as apathetic as saiki aims to be, i find him to be the most caring and kind person in the entire show (and in general). i was just rewatching s1ep6 and actually cried from how genuinely sweet he is. i think god knew that he was the only person in the world who would really never misuse his powers. even without them, i think he would be a wonderful friend.
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yandereaffections · 2 months
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Yandere Kusuo Saiki without his cannon morals could turn any threat to you into a statue, medusa style.
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lvvcian · 4 months
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☆ Have some nice & cozy drabble before I post the fic :3
☆ No trigger warnings :) reader / saiki gets overwhelmed but it always ends up with comfort <3
☆ 'Saikis thoughts' ; 'Saiki speaking' ; 'Saiki speaking' telepathically'
☆enjoy .°•✧
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☆ Saiki kissing you in your forehead while you're sleeping.
You had a long study session, which turned into date, and had fallen asleep on his bed. It was getting late so he thought about teleporting you to your room but... 'Their parents would get suspicious about sudden appearance, so no.' Did he want to wake you and walk you home? A little bit because you were taking most of the bed which meant he would not be sleeping properly tonight. But deep down he didn't have the heart to do that so he let you be. Sigh escaped his lips as he shook his head. How did this happen... he used to be against this kind of behaviour. Few month ago he would probably wake you up and said 'Go home, it's late' or he wouldn't invite you at all. But now? He worries that you might not sleep good enough because of his presence beside you. Saikis gaze focused on your face. Slightly parted lips and soft skin... calm expression with ghost of a smile. It made Saiki smile a little. He walked up to you and sat down on his bed, cursing in mind when it made cracking noise. Slowly he lowered himself, making mental note that you changed your shampoo... it smelled nice. He brushed your forehead gently, making sure his touch won't disturb your sleep. He started placing soothing kisses on your forehead. With every kiss, he was muttering 'thank you' and 'i love you'. Sometimes there was 'Dummy' or 'Stupid' but in a cute way.
He laid down next to you he grabbed your hand, squizing it gently. Before he fell asleep he planted one last kiss, right next to your lips and whispered, something he didn't say in a long long time to you.
"I love you..."
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bravano · 6 months
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So if I remember correctly, Kusuo’s limiters go to his brain, right?
If that’s true then, uh….
Kurumi… babe…..
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KURUMI DID YOU PUT A FUCKING LOLLIPOP INTO YOUR SONS BRAIN???
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eternalfics · 6 months
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hey!! can i req hcs of saiki with a very emotional s/o, like takes a lot of stuff to heart and cries their eyes out while watching sad movies (this is definitely not bc i just watched grave of the fireflies and sobbed like a baby) and just someone who’s overall a hopeless romantic?? (I loved your other headcanons for him 🫶🫶)
saiki with an emotional! reader
(gn reader! reader is also new to the class and addressed as “Y/N”
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warnings:
a/n: OH MY GOSH?! ANOTHER ONE 😍?! I can tell you guys love saiki k 😙 but it’s okay because I’m having a saiki brain rot 🤪 and I literally freaked out when I saw the official art.
What I listened to:
summary: saiki with a hopeless, sad, sensitive partner 😔
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okay, let’s be honest here. SAIKI would absolutely freak out (mentally)
so like let’s see when u met
When you introduced yourself to the class, anyone could barely hear you, while Saiki on the other hand could hear your rushed thoughts.🤨
“My name is L/N Y/N.. and I *mumbling*..”
‘OMGIMUSTBEREALLYQUIETAHHHTHEYDONTLIKEMEALREADY!!’ :(
Literally, when speaking to other classmates was quite a trouble. 😀 And when someone called you “babyface” as a joke, OHOHOHH there come the waterworks (after you excused yourself to the bathroom ofc). Saiki already knew you were gonna cry ofc, but he couldn’t help but get more interested in you more? 🤔
HEADCANONS
it’s obvious he cannot watch sad parts of movies with you, because every time he always looks at you there’s already a river of tears running down your face 😭
“I’m sorry, Jerold. It’s just that I can’t do this anymor-“
*very loud sobbing clearly coming from you”
We all know Saiki’s sharp with his words, but he’s got a huge soft spot for you. (I should have put acts of service as his love languag) So yeah, everything that makes you sad just doesn’t exist anymore. (We’ll put it that way)
Oh no, The store just ran out of your favourite snacks! Oh? Turns out you have a months supply in the cabinet. The drama series you watched just ended? No, what do you mean there’s another one right next to this show.
If you just happened to come across a purple haired, terrible haircut, way too confident, so annoying person (described by Saiki) he’ll wrap you up in a blanket and lay down next you. Maybe have a conversation about coffee jelly 😌
Sometimes, Saiki can’t handle it 😰 like for example:
“Hey, Kusuo! What do you think of this new jacket I got? :D”
*mentally panicking*
“Its.. good.”
He had to spit that out 💀
About the hopeless romantic thing, he kinda expected that- But take this as a way as saying he knows you well :) 😄
Overall, Saiki thinks of you when he sees crying babies. 🙂
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anime-related · 1 year
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Satou and Toritsuka are in the same class...
And Toritsuka's class did a cross dressing maid cafe...
Which means Satou was involved in a cross dressing maid Cafe.
Why is there no art about this??? Why are there no fics about this???
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coffeehelly · 8 months
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its really interesting to me how kaidou says he feels like saiki is protecting/looking out for all of them somehow. like do they all have some kind of innate sense that the Weird Things happening around them are saikis doing? or do you think saiki gives off a strong "if anything happens to my friends im going to become the joker" vibe that he doesnt even notice
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gay-dorito-dust · 2 years
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Hihihi!!! Could you maybe write Saiki x reader where the reader can block his powers and he's like 👁️👄👁️. Don't feel any pressure to write this tho!!! I hope ur having a good day :)
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A/n: I’m alright, always trying my best. Hope your having a good day too.:)
It was common knowledge that Saiki hated being unable to read peoples innermost thoughts; it left him on edge and a tad paranoid in the process. His first interacting with Nendo is a great reference. So when you first arrived at PK Academy Saiki immediately could tell something about you was…off…too off for his liking as within the sea of thoughts belonging to his classmates and teachers alike he couldn’t hear yours at all. Now this didn’t mean that you were stupid like Nendo, oh no; on the contrary Saiki believed you were the only one within his class to have common sense and respect his boundaries which earned you a fraction of his respect and trust. Yet the harder he tried to get a glimpse inside your head the more he found himself being unable to do so, almost as though there was something him blocking him from using his powers.
So naturally he stalked you from afar to note anything out of the ordinary behaviour but unfortunately for him you were seemingly as normal as there is. Which was anticlimactic for starters but at least it eased Saiki’s nerves a tad but it still didn’t explain how he couldn’t hear you. It was frustrating to not know what was going on inside your head or what your next move is as it places Saiki in a vulnerable position. This continued for about a week before Saiki eventually gave up all hope of sniffing out anything suspicious and decided to go back to his regular routine with the addition of watching out for you whenever you were nearby. So when you started to integrate yourself into his life after helping Kaido, Nendo and Hairo with some things he noticed how fast you’ve grown on him in a short period of time. It was weird because Saiki favours no one in life other then coffee jelly so when he finds himself sitting in your room, indulging in conversation about the time he saw Hairo using one of the toilet stalls as a pull-up bar while Kaido clung to his legs, taking his position as a weight seriously, claiming it’ll help him defeat the dark reunion.
“I haven’t been honest with you Saiki, and after this I hope you don’t view me any differently for I enjoy your company and dry humour.” You fiddled with the fabric of your bedding whilst gauging his bland face for an ounce of emotion. ‘I hope they aren’t going to admit that they don’t like coffee jelly or say they like Teruhashi or Toritsuka. God that’d be a nuisance not even my powers could change.’ Saiki thought as his mind raced with a million possibilities, he hated how he couldn’t just read your mind. It was frustrating.“I can block peoples powers, so to say if a psychic were to try and read my mind, my body instinctually blocks them from being able to. It’s a lame power and I don’t know how it came to be but yeah…that’s the big secret.” You shrugged your shoulders, bringing your eyes elsewhere so you didn’t see the look on his eyes that told you he thought you were deranged but if you had mustered the courage to take a peek you would’ve seen that Saiki had a look of disbelief written across his face.
Never did Saiki believe he would ever see the day where he’d meet someone who also had powers like him. If anything he was ecstatic that he wasn’t the only one anymore. He didn’t have to hide his abilities from you. Saiki finally had someone outside of his family that he could share his secrete with without having to repel ace your memory with a false one. Other then feeling happy about all this he also felt as though his suspicions were confirmed that you did have powers. Why did you powers have to be so cool?! He’d rather take anything other then reading peoples thoughts any day but fate isn’t always as kind. He also knew it wasn’t exactly easy getting people to believe you after admitting to possessing such a thing. His grandparents had been in the dark until recently and still they weren’t so sure how to approach him, now knowing what they know. In an attempt to help relieve you of that shared experience, Saiki grabbed your chin between his hand gently so your eyes met his before letting go. “Watch.” Is all he says as he used his telekinesis to lift your cow plushie and bringing it into your lap as your mouth was agape, staring at the plushie before looking back at him with a twinkle in your eyes all the while you began to run of a few thoughts from the top of your head.
“Your just like me but only cooler! What else can you do?! Can you read minds? Can you shapeshift? Can you-“ “shut it, your giving me a headache with all the incisive questions.” Saiki flicked your forehead, smiling slightly as you pouted, holding the cow plushie against your chest. “Besides you wouldn’t like being able the read peoples thoughts all that much, some share too much personal information then others some days and it feels almost intrusive to hear them but most of them make me question my sanity.”
“So Nendo and Kaido basically.”
“Yeah pretty much.”
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junosmindpalace · 1 year
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Heyy !! I love your saik k fic !!
Can I request a saiki kusuo x reader hcs in which the reader is a kind and sweet girl and kinda like itadori from jjk?? She extremely loyal and loving towards saiki
Thank you !! If u don't wanna write this it's okk :))
a/n: hi anon! thank you for your request and patience!
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-You may not always understand Saiki, but you always jump in to help and defend him whenever the situation calls for it.
-Whether it be from uncomfortable situations or pushy people, you step in where you can to help the psychic out, knowing that he wasn’t a fan of social encounters.
-Your kindness is something Saiki appreciates beyond relief, and he takes solace in being able to simply exist around you without you annoying him or intruding into his business. 
-You’re mindful of not only his privacy and comfort, but also of others’, and you do your best not to make anyone uncomfortable.
-Your sweet and genuine nature, even if not intentional, helps Saiki get through his days at school. Whether it be you mumbling to yourself about a low grade or debating with your friends about something, Saiki can’t help but smile or chuckle under his breath.
-Bringing treats over to his house as an apology when you drop in unexpectedly. He acts annoyed but he’s truly not bothered (especially when you’re bringing him desserts).
-Rummaging through his video games and marathoning shows with him on weekends and long breaks off from school.
-Though you don’t push a lot especially if you see Saiki upset over it, you definitely encourage him to be more social and allow himself to have fun with others. 
-Sticks closer to you in group settings because he knows you can help him get out of tricky situations.
-Thanking him profusely every time he uses his powers to help you with something. You always tell him it's unnecessary but are grateful that he helps you nonetheless. Even with your constant insistence, he still tells you it’s more efficient.
-Subconsciously reciprocating the affection and care you show Saiki by him also helping you out of uncomfortable situations and paying attention to your habits and tells. 
-Exasperated by your patience with others, but also finds it admirable.
-Impressed whenever you show off a particular skill by accident, even more so when you brush off any praise, especially if you demonstrate incredible athletic prowess. 
-His parents are enamoured with you, especially since on the surface, it seems as if you two are complete opposites. They’re thankful their son has someone so kind-hearted looking after him and always welcome you into their home with open arms.
-Never tolerates disrespect toward you, especially if you only ever want to help. He usually uses his psychic powers to get back at bullies or rude people in general. Makes sure to be subtle about it though, because he knows you would scold him about it if he got caught.
-Generally does his best to look after you, especially since you're always looking after him. And though he isn't very vocal about it, he appreciates your meddling into his life more than he's ever able to convey.
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i hit yall with some kubosai before, now time for my other favorite ship, nensai >:)
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oceanwithouthermoon · 5 months
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remember how when saiki was crushing on satou and wanted to talk to him, instead of yk.. actually talking to him, he found out all of his interests and displayed his own interest in those things in front of him to try to get him to notice him??
yeah, now imagine him doing that when he has a crush on anyone else..
hes such a silly and awkward teenage boy i love it, like buddy you CAN just talk to your crush, you dont have to try to get him to "notice you.." but hes too silly and awkward so thats like the most he would ever do and would still probably think that that counts as flirting
im just... wondering about how saikis terrible silly flirting tactics would translate if his crush was on one of his FRIENDS.. like someone he could actually be around and would see and talk to him.. would he just like be trying to impress them ?? moving toward them more ?? adopting more of their mannerisms and interests maybe ??
imagine that like EVERYONE in the group would notice it, but it wouldn't be like "omg saiki is flirting" it would be more like "omg why is saiki being extra awkward and talking more" because hes so painfully unclear about his intentions but hes usually so quiet and unassuming that this would be such a stark contrast to his usual behavior...
#hey buddy maybe you should just idk maybe TALK TO UR CRUSH#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#tagging ships this would work with#kubosai#<-obviously my favorite so this is what i was thinking the whole time#that would be so cute everyone shut up#but he would prob accidentally end up for real flirting with kubo since hes trying to pertain to what he likes and he loves romance#saisai#<-i actually also like thid one a LOT for this scenario it would be so silly#saikis god complex accidentally starts manifesting visibly a little more since he's imitating pretentious rich boy#saikai#saikaido#saidou#<-saikis dark reunion jokes accidentally become so frequent he starts saying them out loud by mistake and it's embarrassing as hell#nensai#<-not actually totally sure how this would work in this situation but idk maybe hes more open to having ramen every day#and trying to get over his bug fear omg that would be so funny#imagine him starting with like one bug at a time so he starts with the least scary ones like butterflies and ladybugs#but by the end of it hes prob only a little more okay with things like butterflies+stick bugs+caterpillars cuz they move slow+are easy 2 see#haisai#<-ohohoh haisai he would prob join a club+always be trying to prove to him he takes things seriously#mostly schoolwork but in gym/sports he would always be pretending to enthusiastically participate and break a sweat lol#merasai#<-he takes up baking/cooking as a hobby and is always bringing extra food to school and acting like it was an accident and giving it to her#going to her workplaces and pretending he didnt know/forgot she works there and 'accidentally' ordering an extra portion for her every time#saikechi#<-he already knows a lot about random stuff but he takes an interest in saying his silly facts out loud and sounding like a nerd#meows post
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fattuccini-afraido · 5 months
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Nendou: Why did the chicken cross the street?
Aren: Why?
Nendou: To get to the idiot's house.
Nendou: Knock Knock
Aren: Who's there?
Nendou: The chicken.
Aren: ...
Aren: I won't punch you on one conditions.
Nendou: Yeah?
Aren: Tell that joke to Saiki.
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