Cue the 30 year old washed up detective duo ready to turn against yet another old classmate for fridge money hahahahahhahahahha
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Imagine if Shuichi gradually lost all contact with his old Hope’s Peak classmates after graduation except for Kaede (who had to settle for being a piano teacher after reality didn’t turn out as she hoped) so he hasn’t heard from the rest in a decade.
Shuichi, now 30 and down in the dumps as a failed detective, slaves away at his day job as a journalist for a gossip rag.
But one day as he nurses his sorrows, an old clown enters the scene, accuses an ex classmate of being a serial murderer and proposes that they track him down together all the while describing in depressing detail how everybody else in their old class never managed to fulfil their dreams
Would Shuichi take his words for the truth? Assume they’re all lies because he really doesn’t want to believe that everybody succumbed to booze and cigarettes to get by? Well, he can only find out if he reaches out to their old classmates himself to know for certain :) (Which may or may not be Ouma’s plan in the first place)
Ouma: You should’ve seen him Saihara chan! Drunk in broad day light and harassing little girls for money! How far has our resident astronaut fallen~
Shuichi: I see you never really changed at all have you Ouma kun? I suppose lying is a life-long habit for you.
Ouma: You say I’m lying? Prove it.
Shuichi: This is Kaito we’re talking about.
Ouma: But when’s the last time you’ve seen him? Accusing me of lying without evidence? No wonder you couldn’t make it as a detective!
Shuichi: …sigh.
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um guess who accidentally got back into their 2017 danganropa phase
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i've gotten back into theater tech work and had a fun idea for Saiouma in theater together.
one dynamic you always see in theater is the Show Director vs the Tech Director. the Show Director has these big ideas for what he wants things to look like while also being preoccupied with getting the actors ready, and the Tech Director has got to make it work... somehow.... despite the laws of physics and the limited resources
now i don't personally see Kokichi as the kind of person to do this normally, but between saiouma he's the more likely candidate for the Show Director. for those who like blowing Kokichi's chaos way up this is perfect for y'all, have fun tormenting Tech Director Shuichi!
Buuuut if you're like me and prefer him to be more grounded and logical- might i suggest him doing this anyways, but with the added context of him knowing it's way too much and pretending to be persuaded into something more logical that was actually he real plan with the intent of messing with Shuichi? until he catches on at least. who knows, maybe he's trying to gauge if Shuichi's on the same wavelength as him by doing this.
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wow i HATE them (explodes them with my mind)
havent finished this game lol im like on uhhhh chapter 4? keeb and rantaro are my faves :3
(little edit hehe I SEE UR REBLOGS!! U GUYS R SO SWEET ILY)
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Headcanon that Kokichi uses fake signs of affection to annoy ppl.
Drawing this made me realize that Kokichi in my head is just Nagumo from Sakamoto Days.
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my post-game piece for the @310saioumazine zine!
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my @drv3giftexchangeclub gift saiou for @lightbulb-warning :)
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there are two kinds of ships I like and one is "we're terrible but we're gonna get better" and the other is "we're terrible and we're only gonna get worse".
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