#sakuatsu incorrect

[haikyuu4you]

Atsumu: I do NOT take every game too seriously

Sakusa: Okay then let’s play hide and seek, i’ll count *counts down and cant find atsumu anywhere* wtf?!

*Meanwhile*

Atsumu, who took the game too seriously and is hiding in Germany: Wow Omi sure does suck at seeking

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #anime #haikyuu memes #inarizaki #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #sakusa #atsumu #sakuatsu #sakuatsu incorrect

[meleth03]

Atsumu: Beside me, who’s the most attractive person ya know?

Kiyoomi: Are you going to get mad?

Atsumu: Of course not!

Kiyoomi: Alright… Osamu, then

[later]

Osamu: Hey Tsumu

Atsumu: Hello, homewrecker

#sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #miya osamu #miya twins #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu!! #haikyuu sakusa #haikyuu msby #msby atsumu #atsumu #atsumu miya #msby sakusa #sakusa x atsumu #osamu #osasuna #haikyuu osamu

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Sakusa: my food is too hot... I can't eat it

Meian:...

Atsumu: you're too hot but I still eat you

Meian, slamming his hands on the table, tears streaming down his face: ONE DINNER

Meian: ONE PEACEFUL DINNER IS ALL I ASK

#poor meian #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #sakuatsu

[depressed-avocado]

Has this been done before or what?

#haikyuu!! #oikawa tooru #oikawa #iwaoi #miya atsumu #atsumu #sakuatsu #haikyuu memes #haikyuu incorrect quotes #hq imagines #hq memes

[nekomanessa]

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[villain-philia]

#hq #haikyuu #hq memes #haikyuu memes #haikyuu funny #hq funny #incorrect hq #kagehina #iwaoi #daisuga #tsukkiyama #bokuaka #kuroken #sakuatsu

[queryghost]

haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said

Some of these were edited a little to make more sense in Haikyuu context :]

Tendou: Coach Washijo has to let us summon Satan in the middle of practice.

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Atsumu: Why v@pe when you can suck watermelon lollipops? •••

Terushima: You cannot aggressively beat the Camila Cabello out of me •••

Shirabu: Some people should be shot, but some people get to be president again, ha ha ha.

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Tendou: My insanity would probably be the most potent drug in the world

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Oikawa: I’m a homosexual, heheheheheh

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Nishinoya: See, you can achieve greatness even with short legs

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Tendou: Arson is good. It’s a great pastime. Like, bored? Go burn down a building!

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Hinata: BYE DAICHI-SAN

Daichi: I’m not for sale

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Shirabu: I feel like a spear went through my head right here (points to middle of forehead) and came out at the back here

Tendou: I’M A UNICORRRN

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Ukai Keishin: (spectating Karasuno antics) Some people end up in the zoo

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Kageyama: (on the way to the training camp) oh my god I will EAT the next traffic light that turns red

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Semi: What about you? Don’t you say that you eat children?

Tendou: I mean I do but that’s different because I’m a human

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Nishinoya: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GOING FERAL CRUNCHING ON THE FLATSCREEN TV LIKE A MEIJI CRACKER

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Ushiwaka: I am at Daiso. Need anything?

Tendou: sanity 

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Sakusa: Are you fucking dumb?

Atsumu: Yeah, how’d ya know?

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Tanaka: I’LL KILL YOU ALIVE— oh wait crap I made myself sound stupid again

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Yaku: one more time Lev makes a height joke will rip off all of his hair and then shout ‘WIG SNATCHED’ really loud

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Tendou: I’ll bring you on a date night in Paris

Ushiwaka: what?

Tendou: what?

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Kyoutani: I have this urge to bite people. But not in a sexual way, just NOM

#incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu #haikyuu memes #tendou satori #miya atsumu #terushima yuuji #shirabu kenjirou #oikawa tooru #nishinoya yuu #hinata shouyou #sawamura daichi #ukai keishin #kageyama tobio #semi eita #ushijima wakatoshi #ushiten #sakusa kiyoomi #sakuatsu #tanaka ryuunosuke #yaku morisuke #kyoutani kentarou

[blueberrysunflowers]

sakusa: when i said “bring me back someth from the countryside”, i meant like a seashell.

atsumu, struggling to hold a chicken: well ya didn’t fuckin’ specify that, omi-omi

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #incorrect haikyuu quotes #sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu

[faelissas]

*msby watching a nature documentary*

atsumu: OH I KNEW THAT

everyone else:

atsumu:

sakusa: what the fuck??? how do yk that

atsumu: um i went to college??

everyone:

atsumu: I STUDIED BIOLOGY??

hinata: PFFF NO WAY

atsumu: I LITERALLY GRADUATED LAST YEAR??

bokuto: nAHHH

atsumu: YOU LITERALLY MET MY LAB PARTNER IZUMI

inunaki: we thought that was your girlfriend

atsumu: im gay 😐

sakusa: im learning so much today

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[o-vera-nalyzing]

atsumu: if we’re gonna date you may have to defeat my seven evil besties

sakusa: you have seven evil best friends?

atsumu: seven evil besties, yes

sakusa: and i have to fight-

atsumu: -defeat.

sakusa: defeat your seven evil besties if we’re going to continue to date?

atsumu: pretty much

#the inarizaki 2nd and 3rd years are just lurking behind a corner this entire conversation #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu #miya atsumu #sakusa kiyoomi #sakuatsu #haikyuu!! #miya twins #skts #original overanalyzing

[meleth03]

Kiyoomi: Being a man sucks

Osamu: Being Tsumu’s man wouldn’t

Kiyoomi: *blushes*

Atsumu: Are ya hitting on Omi, for me?

Osamu: Shut up, it’s working

Kiyoomi: It is

#sakuatsu #sakusa kiyoomi #miya atsumu #miya osamu #haikyuu!! #incorrect haikyuu quotes #haikyuu sakusa #haikyuu msby #msby atsumu #atsumu #atsumu miya #msby sakusa #sakusa x atsumu #osamu #haikyuu osamu #miya twins

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Sakusa, texting: turn around

Sakusa: no the other way

Sakusa: wrong way again

Atsumu: where are you??!

Sakusa: at home but the thought of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #sakuatsu

[lele-11]

Sakusa: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Atsumu: I think you means you mean tricks.

Sakusa, pulling out knives out his sleeve: No.

#haikyuu #haikyuu memes #lmao #hq #anime #memes #lol #source: tumblr #haikyuu incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #kiyoomi sakusa #atsumu #atsumu miya #sakusa #sakuatsu

[incorrect-sakuatsu]

Bokuto: Why is Sakusa sulking? More than usual?

Atsumu: He had to give his tablet up for service

Hinata: Doesn't sound too bad!

Atsumu, to Sakusa: Tell them.

Sakusa:

Sakusa: My fanfics were in there...

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[depressed-avocado]

Suna: Why is Osamu crying on the floor?

Sakusa: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Suna: And?

Sakusa: He got Atsumu.

#haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuu memes #sakuatsu #osasuna #hq memes #hq imagines #sakusa hq #haikyuu sakusa #sakusa kiyoomi #hq atsumu #atsumu miya #atsumu #haikyuu osamu #miya osamu #sunaosa #haikyuu suna #suna rintarou #miya twins

[queryghost]

Haikyuu!! as things my friends and I have said (part 2)

edit: part 1

Once again some of these have been edited slightly to make more sense in Haikyuu context. 

warning: My friends and I say a lot of unhinged things which include a lot of swearing and like one sexual joke

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Tendou: Put whatever the fuck you want on pizza, just not in front of the Italians

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Daichi when someone falls asleep during study group: Can you please kick him and wake him up

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Tanaka: Noya what’s with the all caps bro

Nishinoya: I HAVE AN EXCUSE I GOT AN ANEURYSM TRYING TO DO MATH

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Hinata: (stepping onto the court and inhaling) Smell that volleyball scent

Kageyama: (frowning) Body odour? 

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Bokuto: I remember I once read that male tits are one of the most useless body parts. But what will gay people bite on when they’re fucking?

Kuroo: The feet? Obviously they would bite on the feet

Kenma: What the actual Hell

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Sakusa: My lap is cold for some reason

Atsumu: Need someone to sit on it?

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Suna: just backwards shrimp

Osamu: that is NOT how you solve scoliosis

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Tendou: If crossing lights are shaped like people, why aren’t traffic lights shaped like cars?

Ushiwaka: (eyes going wide)

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Tanaka (talking about Zyrtec): IT DOESN’T WORK.

Saeko: THEN DOWN THE WHOLE FUCKING BOTTLE, RYUU. TAKE IT LIKE A SHOT (aggressive drinking movements)

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Terushima: I won’t find a shit husband, I’ll find a piss husband

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(texting)

hoshiumi: im amazing. I know everything 

hirugami: are you god 😟😟😟

hoshiumi: no

hoshiumi: im a threat start running

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counsellor: has anyone here ever had a disagreement with their parents?

oikawa: I once had an argument with my dad over the existence of aliens

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