#sakuya the edgehog

[cruentusscarlet]

@sakuya-the-edgehog​

Sakuya hoists herself up on her two hind legs and starts doing motions as she tells the story of how Patchouli lost her mind and turned her into a hedgehog. All of this of course being said in hedgehog language...Can Remilia even understand what she's saying?

“Aha...so that is what happened?...” You actually try to understand her, in fact you’re looking at her like if you were understanding what was going on, but in reality it’s all...

“I don’t understand a single thing you are trying to say, but I will just assume it was Patchy because my guts say so.”

#ic #sakuya the edgehog #GDI PATCHY

[clock-corpse]

Library of Patchouli Knowledge Scarlet Devil Mansion

“Ladies! I have created...” A curtain pulls back to reveal a machine of some kind with tons of buttons flashing with colors. “This thing!”

“...”

A few moments of silence from Koakuma and Sakuya before the succubus says something. “What is it?”

“I don’t know!” She points to a space in front of the machine. “Sakuya! Stand over there!”

Giving an over exaggerated sigh, the maid begrudgingly makes her way over and stands in front of the mysterious machine. “Uh you mean right her-”

Suddenly!! A beam of light shoots out from the machine! Colors flash brightly which causes the two other women to shield their eyes! Then, suddenly it stops. Out from the smoke appears...

!!!!!!!!!!

“OH FUCK!!”

“IT WORKS!! I AM ONE CAN SHORT OF A SIX-PACK! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

#side muse: Patchouli #side muse: Koakuma #sakuya the edgehog

[ragnaofazure]

A hedgehog Sakuya waddles herself towards Ragna. Can she expect pets? Probably, but she trusts this man a hell of a lot more than all the women that wanted to keep her as pets. She just curls up next to him, tired.

@sakuya-the-edgehog

Can she? Of course Sakuya is getting them, even before he gets a word in altogether, of course, he has no idea of her actual identity. That said, she took the best decision in coming to a man that is somehow loved by all sorts of animals, so that is how the situation feels to him now.

“Hey little friend, never really seen your kind, even though I know what you are.” Really, he was well acquainted with so many kinds of wildlife, just hadn’t met many in particular, “You seem tired, I can tell. Wanna stay on my shoulder? Want me to stay still? Perhaps water? I dunno what you can eat though if it comes to that... Just let me know.” With the surprising gentle touch, he starts petting the hedgehog.

#clock-corpse #clock corpse #sakuya-the-edgehog #sakuya the edgehog

[fantastiicals]

sakuya-the-edgehog liked your post:

     “Aww, look at you~! You are so cute~! Not cuter than the bunnies, but still” Swoops up the hedgehog---

#sakuya-the-edgehog #[ in character ] #[ kaguya hijack lol ]

[nyalternatehellkitten]

@thathermitwiththehairpin replied to your post:

She can join Hedgehog!Sakuya! 

“Please no...”

She doesn’t want to be seen in the same light as Sakuya the edgehog.

“I mean, I’m actually a cat, so.....”

#crack #4th wall break #thathermitwiththehairpin

[scarletdestruction]

"Hey Flan, how many of these terms do you understand? Boomer, Thot, Karen, Sakuya the Edgehog, Dio, Wack."

“Ah...I’d say maybe half of them? A little more?”

#thathermitwiththehairpin

[clock-corpse]

Nuzzles the hedgehog Sakuya, yes

It doesn’t take her long to instantly jump and bite the person’s hand as hard as she can. She also pushes up her spines as a way to tell them to piss off.

#ask #Anonymous #sakuya the edgehog

[cruentusscarlet]

A hedgehog wanders in and she's holding a sign in her teeth that says. "It's Sakuya! I've been turned into a hedgehog! Help!"

“What the Hell?...” Hedgehog spotted and sign read. Somehow there’s no way you’re gonna doubt Sakuya, but you’re going to pick her up carefully, not really minding the spines at all.

“Who did this to you? Was it Patchy? Flan in an attempt to learn some magic? All I know is I can’t just leave you like this.”

#Ask #ic #sakuya the edgehog #KJNKVGKBJNKFGB SAKUYA #sakuya-the-edgehog

[clock-corpse]

@void-of-muses

Oh no! Sakuya is desperately trying to flip herself over! She also mentions that she’s not a cannibal in hedgehog language, but that’s not important right now! She hates how vulnerable she is! And worst of all is she’s enjoying these belly scritches!!

#sakuya the edgehog #void-of-muses

[clock-corpse]

The butler would softly poke the hedgehog, but just once

Sakuya instantly turns to try to bite their finger! She’s had it with people trying to touch and poke her today!!

#ask #sakuya the edgehog #king-of-the-distortion-world

[clock-corpse]

Has anyone taken a toothbrush to brush Sakuya's bristles yet and given her a washy washy?

She’s only recently turned into a hedgehog! Not only that, but Sakuya is a relatively clean person in general. There’s really no reason to give her a bath!

#ask #sakuya the edgehog #geisthonoredferry

[clock-corpse]

Kopi is definitely going to paw at the hedgehog. "Nya~ Not so tough now, are ya~? Nyahaha~"

Sakuya keeps trying to bite her! Well, she’s certain about one thing. She’s going to rearrange this girl’s limbs once she’s back to normal!! She maybe a cute hedgehog now, but she still has the soul of a vile murderer!!

#ask #sakuya the edgehog #void-of-muses

[clock-corpse]

Fairy gasp. "Its a little tiny spring friend!" And Lily is kneeling down to go in to deliver a couple of gentle pats.

Sakuya shakes a bit and then curls up into a spiky ball. Why does everyone suddenly want to touch her?! This couldn’t be any worse!!

#ask #sakuya the edgehog #letsspringintoaction

[clock-corpse]

List of things Kim has called Sakuya.

Boomer

Thot

Karen

Sakuya the Edgehog

Dio

Wack

Sakuya doesn’t understand ANY of the names that Kim calls her but she doesn’t like them either way.

#side muse: kim #headcanons #listen she’s 14 #she’s gonna say dumb shit

[clock-corpse]

Sakuya the EDGEhog

“Where’s that damn fourth stage boss?”

#OKAY OKAY IM UP #ask #crack #Anonymous