THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY
written for the @favcharacterpoll , kipps vs. kermit round.
(co written by @krash-and-co because I can't write fight scenes, so thanks krash <3)
here's the fic on ao3
From the dark of the night outside, Kipps knew there was no way he would be seen.
The night was dark, his footsteps silent, bag heavy with the weight of chains, duct tape and rope. Lucy and Tony had offered to come with him, but he knew this must be done alone. As he stepped up to the front door, he tested the handle only to see that it was unlocked.
He was expected, then.
He heard nothing from inside the house, saw no lights on, nor any other indicator that there was someone home, but he knew better.
Goggles in place over his eyes, he crept inside, careful to keep his rapier from bashing against the doorframe or the walls of the entry hall. He walked down the dark hall until he saw a thin ray of light coming from a door that had been left ajar.
Quill stepped closer to the door, stopping just outside the room, but before he could lay a hand on the dark-painted wood, it creaked open on tarnished hinges, revealing a thin figure sitting behind a warn dark wooden desk.
“So,” Kermit the Frog started, in that high creaky voice. “You're the loser who thinks he could take me down. What makes you think that a nobody like you, Quilliam Kipps, could defeat someone like me, beloved by all old and young, older than time itself?”
“Oh, you know, maybe the fact that I'm 3 feet taller than you and have a sword.” Kipps replied smoothly, not at all terrified of this glorified sock puppet. He reached behind his back, finding and door handle and locking it.
It was now or never.
Kipps strode towards Kermit, dropping his bag to the floor, he rolled his shoulders to release the tension built up and slowly drew his rapier from its sheath.
"Ooh, little guy thinks he's tough, huh?" Kermit taunted.
He stood up in his chair. The shadows on his face made him look eyeless, one smiling, huge, gaping mouth.
Never mind that. Kipps was surely stronger. He had real arms.
"I think I'm gonna kick your non-existent arse--" Kipps took a step forward-- "all the way up to your mouth hole."
Kermit chuckled. "It's nice to have dreams, Quill."
And whatever Kermit said next was lost to Kipps, for at that second the puppet launched himself directly in Kipps' face.
Before anything else was heard, there was the sound of the clang of metal hitting the floor.
His only defense.
Kipps scrambled to free himself. The puppet clung harder. Kipps felt himself hit a desk, a wall, something unidentifiable; he grasped desperately at empty air to find something to hold on to.
He was going to fall.
"We're making such a connection!" said Kermit, voice strained.
"Mhh-mhhh-mrrff!!" said Kipps. He clawed at the muppet clung to his face like a barnacle. "Fight fair!" he managed to get out.
"Oh, Quill." Kermit did not loosen his grip. "You don't fight fair."
"What would Miss Piggy say?" Kipps yelped, shaking his face like a wet dog.
'"Get his ass, mon chéri!"' Kermit made direct eye contact with Kipps while saying this, which was not only oddly unsettling but distracting enough to send both of them sprawling to the floor.
Coincidentally, right next to Kipps' rapier.
He groped at his side, felt the familiar charms and gems.
Held it tight for dear life.
"Hey, uh, what are you doing?" asked Kermit.
"Animal control," Kipps replied snarkily.
Kipps flung his rapier in the air.
It arched beautifully, although barely seen in the dark room. Yet Kermit's eyes widened.
With a soft poke, it's metal tip punctured his back.
"Oh, agony!" Kermit wailed, leaping from Kipps. "Agony, suffering, death! Oh, oh, oh--"
He suddenly froze and gave Kipps a look. He removed the sword from his body.
"I'm full of fucking stuffing, dipshit."
Kipps gave a battle cry and lunged for the frog. He grabbed him by the arms and shook him.
"If we promise to end this now," he panted, "I won't kill you like I want. If not..." Kipps mimicked cutting his throat in the typical gesture for 'I'm going to murder you.' "And I mean that literally."
"Hey, hey, we aren't animals here!" Kermit stammered frantically. "We didn't agree to--"
Kipps slammed him against the wall. "YES OR NO?" he shouted.
Kermit wavered for a second, and Kipps took this opportunity to pull Kermit from the wall grabbing a tighter hold on Kermit, and he dragged him toward his bag.
Kipps threw Kermit to the ground, pinning him down under his knee. He unzipped his bag grabbing out the rope and duct tape, and within seconds, Kermit had his mouth taped shut and his limbs tied together.
Kipps shoved Kermit into the bag and was walking back out the door before Kermit could even start screaming again.
Maybe he should have bacon and eggs for breakfast.
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can i request threesome with chan and jeongin?? the plot can be up to u the only thing i’d like (if possible) is chan teaching innie how to have sex and maybe even chan making innie feel good :p
A/n: I got super carried away but I really enjoyed writing this so I hope you like it and since you didn't specify any kinks or names you liked or not I kinda just went with my gut :/
Word Count→3k
Warnings: Fluff, smut, Dom!Chan, Sub!Jeongin, Sub!Reader, afab reader, double penetration(protection), oral(m rec), pet names(baby/princess/darling/lovely), lmk if I missed anything
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You and Jeongin had been dating for a few months and he was everything you could ever want in a boyfriend. He treated you like royalty. He was handsome and kind and just overall perfect. You loved him with everything in your soul. But you began to question yourself when you realized you were catching feelings for one of his band members. Of course you still loved Jeongin, but what if he got mad or broke up with you because of it? So you waited for the feelings to go away, to pass. But they didn't. They only got more intense the longer you waited. There was only one thing you could do now and that was to tell Jeongin about your feelings and hope for the best.
To your surprise your boyfriend was extremely understanding when you told him.
"I'm not angry and I'm not gonna break up with you. I'm actually kind of relieved," Jeongin let out a nervous laugh. He could tell his statement confused you, so he answered your thoughts, "I also have feelings for Chan hyung. Maybe we should talk to him about it. How does tomorrow sound?"
Your mind was spinning. You told your boyfriend about the feelings you harbored for one of his closest friends and he felt the same? And he wanted to confess to him tomorrow? He always was the ambitious one out of the two of you.
"Are you sure we should talk to him about it so soon?" You didn't think your nerves would allow you to not embarrass yourself in front of Chan tomorrow.
"I mean it's better than waiting to tell him about it." Jeongin seemed confident in this decision.
You gave him a curt nod, "Okay, we can talk to him tomorrow, but what does that mean for us?" You were still worried about your relationship with Jeongin.
"Do you still love me?"
"Of course I do! What-"
“And I still love you,"
"I don't see where this is going,"
"What I'm trying to say is if we both still love each other, everything will be okay, regardless of what happens when we talk to Chan hyung."
The next day, you both went to Chan's studio to talk to him. You had to wait until late in the evening when the rest of the boys would've gone home, so you three could talk without any interruptions.
You each sat down on either side of Chan rather than next to each other like usual. Chan was confused about your behavior, but carried on like normal. You both asked to talk to him about something important, so it must've been serious.
"Um, you guys said you had something important you wanted to talk to me about?" Chan started the conversation as he could tell you were both nervous.
"Well..." You eased into the conversation and tried to calm your nerves, "We wanted to tell you about something we've been feeling lately,"
Chan looked at you with even more confusion than before.
"Hyung what she's trying to say is we both have feelings for you, romantic feelings. That's why we're so nervous. We know it's not conventional, but we hoped you'd at least think about going on a date or something before deciding-"
"Innie, you're rambling. Slow down and take a few deep breaths." Chan inhaled for Jeongin to mimic before continuing. "I have romantic feelings for you guys as well; I have for a long time. I'd love to go on a date with you both,"
You were both in shock that he reciprocated your feelings and on top of that he agreed to go on a date.
"Really? Channie, that's great!" You wrapped both boys in a bone crushing hug in your excitement. They both laughed and hugged you back.
"Y/nnie, you're crushing us. We can't breathe," Jeongin exaggerated.
You let them free from your grasp.
"Are you done with work yet, hyung?" Jeongin was eager to leave the company and start planning that date.
"Yeah, just let me save what I have and we can all go to your place?"
"Sounds like a plan," You replied with a smile.
Once you all got to the apartment you shared with Jeongin, you gave Chan the remote to pick a movie. You and Jeongin decided you'd take Chan on a real date in the morning. But for now, you were glad to settle for a movie night and cuddle session.
Jeongin ordered take out for dinner and, to no one's surprise, Chan picked a cheesy romcom for y'all to watch. Or so you thought. Just when you were starting to relax, the movie took a turn and there was an extremely steamy scene playing out on the screen. You and Jeongin looked at each other and then at Chan, who had a sly smirk on his face. Then, you both trained your gazes directly towards the tv. You were sure Chan could see the blush rising from your neck to the tips of your ears.
Chan pulled you and Jeongin, who were sitting on opposite sides of him, closer and put a hand on each of your closest legs giving them a squeeze.
As the movie went on, Chan's hands ventured closer to where you both wanted him the most. But, you and Jeongin were inexperienced to say the least. The topic of sex hadn't been brought up between you guys before, for various reasons. One or both of you was always too shy, scared, or anxious to really take that next step. You were glad Chan was taking the lead with you both. But you were hesitant to let him continue his accent up your thighs.
"Um, Chan?" Your voice was soft, almost a whisper.
"Yes?" He asked expectantly.
"I just- um- we haven't-
"She's trying to tell you we haven't had sex yet and we're nervous." Jeongin looked at you and then back at Chan.
"Oh," Chan pulled his hands away from you both as he thought about what to say next, "Are you uncomfortable? We don't have to do anything if you don't want to." He gave an encouraging smile as he awaited your answers.
"I'm not uncomfortable, just kind of..." You tried to think of a word for it, "Unsure of myself," You explained to Chan.
"We don't have to do anything you guys don't want to," Chan reassured.
You decided to take the initiative this time and grabbed both Chan and Jeongin's hands, dragging them to the bedroom. Not a word was spoken until you closed the door behind you.
"Are you guys one hundred percent sure about this?" Chan was just being his usual caring self. He really didn't want you to do anything if you didn't want to.
"Yes, I'm sure. How about you, Innie?" You asked, "Are you comfortable with this?"
You saw his blush deepen to resemble that of a cherry. It was easy to tell how nervous he was as you walked over to him.
"You know we don't have to-
"I want to," Jeongin interrupted you, almost in a whisper.
"A hundred percent?" You parroted Chan's earlier statement.
"A hundred percent," He responded, confidently this time and pulled you into a hug.
Chan made his way to wrap his arms around your waist from behind. Jeongin and Chan began kissing you, your lips, your neck, your jaw, whatever they could reach.
You tried pulling away from their grip only to be picked up by Chan who carried you to the bed and settled in behind you. Jeongin followed Chan's lead and got in front of you.
Chan tugged at the hem of your shirt, "Can I take these off?"
You nodded.
He only scoffed, "Words, Darling."
"Yes,"
"Good girl,"
He pulled your shirt over your head as Jeongin slipped your bottoms off. Now you were half naked before them.
You pawed at both of their shirts with each of your hands in a silent plea to take them off. Not a beat later and they were left in their boxers.
Jeongin kissed your neck down to your collar bones and eventually caught one of your nipples in his mouth, removing your bra. This, along with Chan sucking marks into your neck and shoulders, pulled a delicious mewl out of you. Both men groaned at the sound you made.
"You sound so pretty, Baby," Jeongin mumbled over your breast, pulling another sweet sound from you.
"She does, doesn't she Innie," Chan all but growled.
Another whine from you as their mouths traveled further down your body.
"You gotta tell us what you want Darling," Chan demanded.
You shuttered at the feeling of his breath on your neck, "Touch me, please," you whined again as his hand slipped into your panties. Jeongin watched on in awe of your reactions. You could see his growing hard-on through his boxers.
"Innie, why don't you take over for me while I look for some condoms, hmm?"
Chan guided Jeongin's hand to your gleaming folds and helped him prep you for a few seconds to get the hang of it.
"Wow, you're so wet Baby," Jeonin groaned at the feeling of your slick cunt. You moaned as he teased you some more before inserting a finger and slowly thrusting it in and out at a steady pace.
It was going to be a long night for you.
Chan easily found a box of condoms in the top drawers of the night stand on Jeongin's side of the bed and made a swift return to you before you missed him too much.
"Is Innie making you feel good Darling?"
You only moaned in response.
"Hmm? I need words lovely." Chan grabbed your jaw and pulled you into a sloppy kiss before pulling away and repeating his question.
"I said, is Innie making you feel good?"
You whined again before answering in a breathy tone, "Yes Chan. Oh, Innie's making me feel so good," You keened when Jeongin added a second finger to the mix.
Chan guided Jeongin's thumb to rub your clit while his fingers grazed your g-spot.
"Oh, right there Innie, please," You writhed in Chan's hold while Jeongin continued his ministrations on your cunt.
"You getting close?" Chan asked as he groped your breasts, pinching your nipples for further stimulation.
"I- oh my god- I think so,"
Chan pulled Jengin closer so you were sandwiched between them and grabbed his jaw into a messy kiss. They swallowed each other's moans while you violently shook, their kiss was the last thing you needed to push you over the edge.
Once you came down from your high, Chan moved from his spot behind you to give Jeongin his attention. Chan grabbed Jeongin's wrist and eagerly lapped at his fingers, growling at the taste of you.
"You taste so good, Darling," He groaned as he went back and sucked Jeongin's fingers clean before pawing at him to take his boxers off.
Once Jeongin was fully naked before you, you both moaned at the sight of his pretty cock. He was rock solid and the tip leaking precum already.
"Oh my Innie, leaking already and I haven't even touched your pretty cock yet," Chan teased as Jeongin squirmed under his piercing gaze.
Chan dropped to his knees to be eye level with Jeongin's dick, puling you with him.
"Darling, why don't you help me take care of our pretty Innie, hmm?"
He didn't wait for your response before nearly lunging forward and taking Jeongin into his mouth, bobbing slightly.
"Oh fuck hyung," Jeongin groaned.
Chan gave a harsh suck, hollowing his cheeks and twirling his tongue at the tip, before pulling all the way off of him. This earned a high pitched whine from Jeongin.
"Oh Innie, you sound fuckin' perfect," Chan groaned as he lead your face to Jeongin's weaping cock.
With Chan's hand in your hair and Jeongin's delicious sounds, you were eager to take him into your mouth. The taste wasn't what you expected, but it wasn't unpleasant. You swirled your tongue as you sucked him deeper into your mouth while Chan praised both of you for being so good for him.
Then Chan pulled you off of him as he went back to Jeongin's cock and took him all the way to his pubic bone, forcing himself to gag on it. He bobbed his head at a wild pace, trying to get Jeongin to cum. As he bobbed, he grabbed one of your hands to wrap it around the base of Jeongin's dick and stroke what he couldn't reach. The obscene sounds of you and Chan getting Jeongin off along with his pretty moans made you wetter by the second.
Jeongin tried with everything in him to not thrust into Chan's mouth as the pleasure became overwhelming.
Chan moved your hand and deep throated Jeongin for a few strokes until he released a gutteral moan and came in Chan's mouth.
Chan pulled off of Jeongin's cock and pulled you by your hair so he could share Jeongin's cum in a sloppy kiss.
"Oh, hyung that's so hot," Jeongin groaned as his dick stiffened up again.
You and Chan swallowed each other's moans until you reached your hands into his hair. Chan slowly pulled away from the kiss, "Darling, you need to tell me what you want," Chan teased you as he repositioned so he was laying near the headboard of the bed.
"Channie, I want you, want you both, please,"
You turned and crawled over to Chan and pawed at his boxers to get him to take them off. Chan ushered Jeongin closer behind you.
"Innie, how about you help our little princess take off the rest of her pesky clothes, hmm?" Chan asked(demanded).
As Jeongin pulled your panties down your legs and tossed them haphazardly to the ground, Chan also discarded his last piece of clothing. You and Jeongin stared at him in awe of his finely sculpted body.
"Like what you see?" Chan gave a cheshire grin.
He was a sight to see, and he knew it. His confidence only grew when he saw your eyes become glassy and Jeongin continued to stare.
He unwrapped a condom and let you help him put it on him. Chan groaned at your touch when you slid your hand over his cock with the condom.
"C'mere," Chan motioned for you to get closer to him, "Think you can take us both?"
"I want to so so so bad, Channie," You pleaded as you crawled forward.
"Slow down killer. We need to be safe, so if you feel any pain, promise you'll let us know?"
"I promise,"
"Good girl,"
Wordlessly, Jeongin moved flush against your back and started marking you up some more with his lips. You heard him open the condom to put it on and waited for Chan to tell you what to do next.
"Let Innie in first, Darling," Chan said as he helped Jeongin line up his tip with your tight ass.
"Go slow, Innie," Chan warned.
You both moaned as he inched deeper and deeper until he was buried to the hilt. He waited a few seconds for your body to adjust to his size.
"Oh, Innie you feel so good," You whined.
Chan moved to line himself up with your already weeping pussy.
"Oh, please Channie," you mewled, "I want it so bad,"
Chan shut you up with a messy kiss, swallowing your moans as he eased his cock inside you. He waited a moment, making sure you were okay, before giving an experimental thrust.
"Ohhh," You and Jeongin moaned in unison.
"Hyung, I can feel it when you move," Jeongin groaned when Chan thrusted up again.
"Yeah?" Chan teased before starting at a slow pace.
You all whined at the feeling of Chan's cock hitting deep within you. As Chan kept his pace, Jeongin began to move, mimicking the same pace.
"Oh fuck, Innie, Channie," You keened.
"Is our pretty baby feeling good?" Chan asked before diving to suckle on your nipples.
Jeongin groaned as Chan picked up the pace.
"Fuck, I'm getting close," Jeongin panted.
"Yeah? Hold it Innie, we gotta take care of our baby hmm?" Chan replied as he thrusted faster and brought a hand to rub your clit in quick figure eights.
Jeongin grunted as he tried to control himself, "Hyung, I don't know if I can,"
"You will," Chan growled.
Jeongin was on the verge of tears from edging himself when you let out a particularly high moan.
"Getting closer, Darling?" Chan asked as he tried to hit deeper, "Innie, go faster,"
Jeongin whined when you clenched hard on both their cocks as he sped up his thrusts. You could feel him twitching in your ass, just begging for release.
"Oh, I'm close sosososo close, please," You babbled mindlessly. You couldn't think straight.
Jeongin grabbed your throat and pulled you into a desperate kiss.
The combination of the kiss, both their cocks, and Chan's hand playing with your clit finally sent you over the edge as you felt the coil in your lower stomach snap with a near pornographic whine. Jeongin followed immediately after you with a growl and then a whine as his hips came to a stuttering stop. Chan grunted and came with one final thrust, leaning back against the headboard.
When you finally came to, you were on the couch, cuddled up between Chan and Jeongin with a movie playing on the tv. Chan was the first to notice you were awake.
"You okay?" He asked.
Jeongin turned to you and gave you a kiss on the forhead.
You took in a deep breath, "Yeah, I'm okay."
"Good." Jeongin smiled.
"Drink this," Chan handed you a glass of water, "It's important to rehydrate after sex,"
You blushed as you gulped the water down.
"Wait,"
Both men turned their attention to you.
"The room- our clothes- why am I wearing pjs?"
"Right, you were out cold after we finished up." Chan chuckled.
"We cleaned you up in the bath and put you in your pjs," Jeongin explained.
"And we put our clothes and the sheets in the laundry, then started a movie," Chan added.
"Wow," You laughed, "What movie are we watching?"
"Harry Potter," Jeongin answered.
No one was actually paying any attention to the movie as you started chatting and planning you and Jeongin's first date with Chan.
It was a long and exciting night for the three of you.
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