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emobatsy · 12 days

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a mighty warrior has come to challenge you!

#we gave her princess leias spear and i nearly lost it laughing. LOOK AT HER.#lizard #gecko #gargoyle gecko #reptile #animal #gargs #salim and kiwi #this is kiwi!!!! she is perfect be nice to her #he will by no means speak

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aightweaver · 5 years

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I thought salim was Salami when I saw the pet pics. Im dying.

that just about 100% accurately describes his personality askdjaklds hes a dumb scared fuck thats just meat and a lil bit of bones. also he sheds. like a good salami should.

thank u for this inCREDIBLE opportunity of a new nickname im gonna check how he likes it once he’s awake tonight ALKSJALS

#KIWI AND SALAMI SOUNDS V CUTE TOGETHER ASLKDJAD #salim is named after an arab prince from one of my fav books when i was a teen :')#talk to merk #rothkindfr

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slothinplaid · 4 years

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Star Wars Experience Part 4 (aka Mom and I Watch Star Wars):

The Mandalorian

There are SO many people that mom & I recognized in the cast list for the show, lmao. That being said. Most of these comments will probably be us yelling about seeing people we know, lmao.

Episode 1: The Mandalorian

1. Yepp. Immediately. Me: "Oh hey, that's Apollo Creed." Mom: "Huh. Yeah."

2. Omid Abtahi the /moment/ he stepped into frame mom yells "SALIM!! IT'S SALIM/NOT-SALIM!! DO YOU REMEMBER HIM?? I LOVE HIM!! 😭" yes Ma, I remember him, he's a cutie, and I know you do

3. Mom, hearing Kuiil speak for .02 seconds, "Oh, that's Nick Nolte." Wow. And she is apparently stealing, "I have spoken" for herself, haha

4. The Blurrgs freak me out. 😬 They're a mix of blob fish, tadpoles, & piranhas and I Don't Like Them.

5. I was not expecting Taika to use an American accent, so we only caught that he was IG-11 when his accent slipped on a word and we realized it was the voice he used in Seven Stages to Achieve Eternal Bliss as Storsh, lmfao.

6. Not even gonna lie, as soon as I saw Baby Yoda I screamed, lmao. He's just. So fucking cute. 😭

Episode 2: The Child

1. Mom already relates so hard to Mando that she guesses what he's thinking...because it's what she's thinking, lmfao

2. I guess the Jawas have ventured into space to...yet another sand planet, lmao.

3. My first impression of the Mudhorn: Sand Rhino. Then mom observed it was covered in hair. So. /Wooly/ Sand Rhino. Lmao. The egg was weird!! Kinda...kiwi-ish? Mom thought the Jawas wanted it to sell it; I figured they were gonna eat it. I was right and the uh, yolk, I guess, looked more like melted cheese to me, haha.

4. Both of us when Baby Yoda passed out after using the Force on the Mudhorn: "Oh NO!! 😨😭😟"

Episode 3: The Sin

1. Then when Mando gave the baby to the Client: 😑😧😡 & when he got his armor and rescued the baby: 😑😶😍

2. The other Mandalorians helping him escape with the baby was pretty toight.

3. HE GAVE THE KNOB/BALL THING TO BABY YODA AHHHHHHHHHH 😭😭😭

Episode 4: Sanctuary

1. We both thought Omera looked familiar so I looked it up and yeah. She was Leah in New Moon, lmao. And then, even though it was dark and the quality kinda gross, I saw the side of Eugene Cordero's face and yelled out "PILLBOI!!!" and my mom was like?? until he showed up again and she knew who I meant, haha

2. Gina Carano!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍 I warned my mom before the show that I was gonna be Real Gay seeing Gina but I think she underestimated /how/ gay, lmfao

3. I knew Mando wouldn't stay there with Omera & her kid and raise Baby Yoda, but, ughh it would have been so good for them.

Episode 5: The Gunslinger

1. When I read Jake Cannavale's name on the cast list I was like?? Like Bobby Cannavale?? Yes! He's his son. Wild. Cute. His character had potential. Sucks he was a dick instead.

2. Ming-Na Wen is awesome and a fuckin badass and her character (most likely) did NOT deserve to go out like that!!

Episode 6: The Prisoner

(aka the ep with the most cameos)

1. My mom just /heard/ Ran speak and she goes, "Bobby!! (his character in Sons of Anarchy) That's my dude!!" and every time he did/said something, "That's SUCH a Bobby thing" "Haha, Bobby is like that too" okay ma, lmao

2. Thoughts on the crew:

Xi'an: me- "Tonks?!?!" mom- "oh! that's Osha from Game of Thrones" and we agreed she was very...Suicide Squard!Harley Quinn (bad kinda crazy)

Mayfield: super douche

Burg: mom- "Devil creature!!!" then "Oh, that's the one dude whose face you didn't want to see" me- "Yeah, and thankfully you can't even really see it, haha" (I just...can't stand that guys face for some reason)

Zero- of course Richard Ayoade is a droid

3. I was excited for Matt Lanter's cameo and wowie, a whole FIVE seconds of screen time. cool, cool

4. Qin was also bad kinda crazy, but I looked up the actor and holy FUCK the guy is attractive. Good for him

5. Mando was right: they all definitely deserved what they got

Episode 7: The Reckoning

1. Mom and I the after Karga's plan proposal: "It's a trap" lmao

2. Mynocks are just...pterodactyls?

3. I figured Baby Yoda could heal when he tried to get to Mando's arm before, but seeing it? 😭😭😭😭

4. We know Giancarlo Esposito from OUAT and mom was disappointed he wasn't wearing eyeliner, lmfao

5. Poor Kuiil ):

Episode 8: Redemption

(how is it over already? /:)

1. Knowing Jason Sudeikis & Adam Pally were the Scout Troopers made the scene both bearable and unbearable because ya know, two funny actors we like, but both of them hitting the child made us wanna punch them in the dicks

2. IG-11!!!! Nurse droid and Badass™ When Mando tries to protest him taking the helmet off because no living thing can see him without it on and IG goes, "I am not a living thing." Fuck, dude 😭😭😭

3. All the Mandalorian armor in that pile /:

4. Din got his signet ("for a clan of two" 😭), his jetpack AND officially became a dad I cannot 😭😭😭 (even though he is supposed to find the baby's home, but whatever, Din Dad!!)

5. IG-11 about to sacrafice himself, to Din: "There is nothing to be sad about. I have never been alive." Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

6. Kinda sad Cara didn't go with Din & Baby Yoda. I'm hoping for more teamups.

7. Upset that Gideon lived, but not gonna lie...that darksaber is cool as fuck

Definitely looking forward to more good space dad, his cute green son, and my wife in the future, lmao

#we finished the series hours ago (its almost 5am) but I forgot to post whoops #Star Wars #The Mandalorian #Mom and I Watch Star Wars #Din Djarin #The Child #Baby Yoda #Cara Dune #Greef Karga #Kuiil #Dr. Pershing #IG-11 #The Client #The Armorer #Moff Gideon #Paz Vizla #my post #okay to reblog #if you wanna

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nerdasaurus1200 · 4 years

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"Salim, Din, this is Kaalki." Max introduced. "Max please, I don't understand why you would adopt babies who need an introduction to a kwami! Besides, we are supposed to remain a secret! That, and I can't even talk to any of them!" Kaalki protested. "Kiwi!" Salim said pointing to Kaalki.

"Salim, Din, this is Kaalki." Max introduced. "Max please, I don't understand why you would adopt babies who need an introduction to a kwami! Besides, we are supposed to remain a secret! That, and I can't even talk to any of them!" Kaalki protested. "Kiwi!" Salim said pointing to Kaalki. “No, little one, it’s Kaalki.” Kaalki instructed, Say it with me. Kaal-kee.” Max let out a small chuckle as he watched his Kwami interact with his son. “You know, I think she did the same thing when Henry was born.” Sybil recalled.

#miraculous ladybug #ask game #nerd answers #drabble #into the nerdaverse #next gen au #ghost bug au #sybil ludington #kaalki #max kante #salim chien le kante #din chien le kante

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riteofashkente · 7 years

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oh wow this is long. thanks for tagging me @fireflili! rules: you must answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people tagging: @mattandsaraproductions, @courfaeriedust, @ravenpuffslytherdor, @acesirius (do this only if you want to and have time, i should be studying atm)

THE LAST 1. drink: water 2. phone call: the friend i was staying with when i didn’t have a flat so he could let me in 3. text message: @fireflili on messenger 4. song you listened to: Salim and Jinn by Brian Reitzell from the American Gods soundtrack 5. time you cried: from laughter? probably sometime this week because of stand-up comedy or friends. from sadness? i can’t remember 6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: nope 8. been cheated on: nope 9. lost someone special: good friend after we finished high school 10. been depressed: never clinically (at least as far as i know) 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope, i know when to stop

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. blue 13. black 14. silver

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: yes 16. fallen out of love: nope 17. laughed until you cried: yeah, definitely 18. found out someone was talking about you: yes 19. met someone who changed you: every person changes me, but i’ve met some that have really influenced me 20. found out who your friends are: ? i mean, i’ve made new ones 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: nope

GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them except my mum’s old pen-pal from japan 23. do you have any pets: scotty my succulent 24. do you want to change your name: nope 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i hosted an english tea party for me and my friends 26. what time did you wake up: 11 am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: on tumblr, probably 28. name something you can’t wait for: the tv adaption of Good Omens! 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: when she hugged me goodbye before i left for the airport and uk 31. what are you listening to right now: I Put a Spell on You by Brian Reitzell and Mark Lanegan from the American Gods soundtrack 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: probably, i go to uni in uk 33. something that is getting on your nerves: my flatmates not buying toilet paper and the people smoking just outside my window at night 34. most visited website: tumblr (though chrome says youtube, since i always have tumblr open) 35. hair colour: naturally brown, atm it’s more poison green, in my dreams blue 36. long or short hair: a bit over my shoulders 37. do you have a crush on someone: is it a crush? is it a squish? who knows? not me 38. what do you like about yourself: i read fast, i’m pretty good at languages, my good immune system, my endless imagination, the fact that i am ace 39. want any piercings: no, i’ve got my ears pierced already 40. blood type: O+ 41. nickname: nope, never had one 42. relationship status: trying to unite general relativity with quantum field theory 43. zodiac: gemini 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: Poirot (with David Suchet) 46. tattoos: none, but i want some 47. right or left handed: right 48. surgery: three on my right ankle joint 49. piercing: both ears 50. sport: walking, running, swimming 51. vacation: read books, saw family and friends, had a summer job 52. pair of trainers: yes, they’re purple

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: just had a smoothie i made (banana, kiwi, frozen berries, celery, lemon juice, ginger, cinnamon, chia seeds, oats, milk) 54. drinking: once again, smoothie 55. i’m about to: go to the gym 56. waiting for: a skype call tonight with one of my friends 57. want: to not worry about my studies and read books instead 58. get married: only if i’m in a qpr and need it for financial/residential reasons 59. career: physicist? idk, professional procrastinator WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: hugs 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: i want to be taller 63. older or younger: depends on the context, is this a dating profile??? 64. nice arms or nice stomach: wrists and fingers, so i guess arms 65. hook up or relationship: neither, thanks 66. troublemaker or hesitant: depends on the circumstances HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: nope 68. drank hard liquor: both shots and cocktails 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: not so i couldn’t find them afterwards 70. turned someone down: i guess this is in a romantic/sexual context, so no (at least as far as i am aware) 71. sex on the first date: no sex in general, thanks 72. broken someone’s heart: no clue, probably not 73. had your heart broken: whenever i remember the fates of sirius and remus 74. been arrested: nope 75. cried when someone died: for two of my great-grandparents 76. fallen for a friend: yes (exact nature of feelings is ???) DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: depends on the context 78. miracles: not in divine intervention, but yes in probability 79. love at first sight: *stares suspiciously at concept* sounds fake but okay (no, i think everything should start with friendship, but that’s just my feelings) 80. santa claus: nope 81. kiss on the first date: what is this date you speak of? 82. angels: nope OTHER 83. current best friend’s name: merili 84. eye colour: a mess of blue, green and grey 85. favourite movie: Dunkirk

#this is so long!#sofia talks #fireflili #friends #uh yeah so now you know stuff #about me #i am asexual and greyromantic but i think you can get that from all i've said

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emilioht-blog · 7 years

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Emilio Herrera Turnbull Critica The maker La música te hace estar más atento, los personajes quedan muy bien ya que son muy extraños, es para un público mayor de 14 años ya que es un poco confuso Salim time Tiene sonidos muy agradables, tiene un buen mensaje que es; quiérete como eres, es para mayores 15 años ya que no cualquiera entiende el mensaje Lights out Es un cortometraje muy casero pero que te hace entrar en suspenso, es para mayores de 15 años ya que te hace sentir cierto miedo Kiwis Es para mayores de 10años por que aún que es animación el final es un poco cruel Alma Al principio parece ser una animación tierna luego se vuelve más tétrica y me deja un mensaje que la curiosidad a veces no es lo mejor es para mayores de 15 Gargo Me gusto porque a pesar de que todo estaba mal el papa siempre pensó en el bien de su hijo y logró salvarlo, es para mayores de 15 años

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emobatsy · 11 months

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