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#sally x reader
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i’ve never really asked before but i just read all of your sally face stuff and BFBSVAVAX so i was thinking….
(preferably afab) reader coming home tired and needy, walking in sal and their shared room sighing as they rip off their work shirt and stare at sal who’s practicing a new song. waiting for him to put his guitar aside they fall dramatically into his lap and start COVERING his mask in kisses, stopping suddenly to ask for a real kiss:3
just some fluffy stuff pls it’s been a LONGGGG few weeks:D
A D O R A B L E ! ! ! This week has def been a ‘I want to come home to Sal and collapse in his arms’ type of week for me like oof 😔…I’m sorry this took me a while to get to, I hope you’re alright. Hopefully you’re doing better by now and if not, plz feel free to message me and we can chat 🖤 thanks for requesting and enjoy!
Notes: fem!reader, this is really fucking silly I’m so sorry…
TW: a bit suggestive, lots of swearing, making out, spit/drool, boobs lol 18+ only!!!
Sal x reader- Hard Day 🌙
(Imagine Sal practicing this song while you read this 🖤)
“Fuuuuuuckkkk…” You groan loudly as you drag your feet through the doorway of the house, stomping loudly on each step of the stairs. As you near the door way of your bedroom, you see the light is on, the music is loud and you can hear Sal playing his guitar along to it, occasionally hitting the wrong note. As you step across the threshold of the room, you let loose a big breath of air as you slouch over a bit, catching Sal’s attention for a moment.
“Hey babe!” He shouts over the music while continuing with his playing. He was sat up on the corner of the bed, guitar in his lap, slouched over with his prosthetic still on. You couldn’t help but watch his fingers on the strings for a moment, black painted nails moving oh so smooth but still making little mistakes. “Hi…I’m so tired.” You say but it falls on deaf ears. Sal is just so close to nailing this one part of the song, he’s been trying for two and half hours now and he’s too close to quit.
Disappointed and a bit annoyed, you quickly shed your shirt and continue giving Sal a cranky but needy glare, only covered by a bra up top. “Sal!!!” You finally shout, making Sal look up, making his hands freeze for a moment. He quickly leans over to turn the music off, his blue hair swaying over his shoulders as he moves. “I’m sorry…uh hey…babe. You okay?” Just by the tone of his voice, the way he’s hesitating and stopping to lick his dry lips under his mask, you can tell he’s equally flustered and excited by your lack of clothes.
“No…I’m not…” You pout for a moment, sighing as you rub your aching temples. He sets his guitar aside and puts one hand out towards you, offering it as a comforting gesture. You gladly accept, grabbing his hand then quickly approaching him and sitting in his lap. “This week…was the fucking worst!” You cry out dramatically, turning to the side so he can hold you bridal style. “I just wanna stay home with you all day, every day.” Sal chuckles softly, one arm tucked up under your knees, the other cradling your back while his hand ruffles the hair on the nape of your neck. “Me too, babe. Me too…” He replies before he gently nuzzles his prosthetic up against your face, making kissy noises under it.
After enough of his cuddly kisses, you decided to return the favor, covering his mask in kisses. You pepper kisses everywhere, all over his prosthetic very quick and soft. Until finally, you pause and place a long kiss on the lips of his prosthetic, humming as a smile grows on your lips. “You know what would really make me feel better…?” You really drag out the words, using your best flirty voice as your finger traces the side of his mask. “What?” He quickly clears his throat, your faces only inches apart. His rapid breathing echos inside his prosthetic as his hand slides up to fully cradle your head.
“Kiss me for real…please?” Your flirty tone turns to a very soft, comforting type of tone, smiling up at him as you watch him blink down at you. There’s a pause, he hesitates for a moment before gulping nervously. Although you’ve seen his face many times before, mouth to mouth kisses were hard to come by with Sal. With a shaky hand, he grabs your own hand and guides it to the back of his head, gesturing for you to unclip his prosthetic for him. He was far too nervous to do it himself, he figured he’d let you set the pace.
To his surprise, you’re pretty quick with the buckles and the mask falls into your lap within seconds. Immediately, your lips meet, Sal uses that hand on the back of your head to push you into him further. As your arms snake around his neck, hugging him close to your nearly bare chest, his other hand is gently kneading your hip as you move your lips against his. The kiss began to rapidly pick up pace, his tongue occasionally licking along your bottom lip.
It was always a delightful shock when your lips or tongue would meet his teeth accidentally where they peek through his cheek and the corner of his mouth, now was no exception. Any time this happens, Sal usually shies away and assumes it grosses you out, especially when he knows he’s probably drooling. Expecting this would happen, you move one hand to the back of his head, matching the grasp he has on you to keep him engaged in the kiss.
A low moan comes from him as he deepens the kiss along with you, tilting his head and running his tongue along your own. Suddenly, clumsily, Sal grabs ahold of your legs and slowly lays back on the bed, pulling you along with him, trying to keep his lips on yours. He fails at this, your lips parting for a moment, him awkwardly shifting under you until he pulls you up closer to his bright red and slightly sweaty face. You can’t help but laugh, not at him, he’s just too cute when he gets like this,
A chuckle rumbles from his chest as he holds you closer, squeezing you tightly against him as he places a final kiss on your nose. “Are you feeling better?” He quickly leans back in for a few more tender lip kisses, smiling brightly as he pulls back. “Yes, sooooo much better. You know what would really make me happy though, Sally?” Your hands run slowly through his long, blue hair as he hums in response. “Hm?”
“Let’s do all of that again…but in a nice hot shower~”
Cue Sal getting a gruesome bloody nose as he glances down at your barely covered chest and thinks about having a shower with you. 🥴🖤
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bingobongocheerio · 2 months
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Sally: I learned a new joke today.
(Y/N): Ok, let's hear it.
Sally: What goes in stiff but comes out soft?
(Y/N):
Sally:
(Y/N):
Sally:
(Y/N): Is it a-
Jane: [running in from other room] SPAGHETTI! IT'S SPAGHETTI!
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ATTENTION EVERYONE
I have decided to branch out to the others of the welcome home franchise. Also. You can ask all the Switch Au characters and Evolet my OC. Questions. Learn more about the au by asking things
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Btw. Evolet in the switch Au. Is a Mouse. I thought it would be fun cause her and Wally could have a cat and mouse dynamic @murmurmurl
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speckle-meow-meow · 11 months
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Hii!! could you some hcs on Sally if she was crushing on gn!reader??
she's my favorite and I don't see much content on her
also I really like your work! <3 ☆
Sally the beautiful star!!
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As we all know Sally is very eccentric with everything she does
When she meets you it's like those scenes when some romantic music plays in the background while hearts are surrounding you both and time moves slower
I don't think Sally is very subtle with her crush
She'd probably have both of you the main characters (romantic characters might I add) in her plays but that wouldn't be fair to the others
She definitely makes you gifts and is over all NOT subtle about this crush
Every one knows about it
Maybe even you if your not oblivious or dense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Have I mentioned that she's not subtle?
She probably makes poems about you
Maybe even outfits inspired by you
She's always there if you need someone to talk to or to help with anything
She Serenades you
She does so many things for you!!!
{Sorry this is short anon! As always everyone hearts and reblogs are always welcomed along with questions, comments, and requests!!}
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theaskywalker · 13 days
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Imagine being a friendly vampire who is angry at the way Doctor Finkelstein treats Sally and helps her escape her confinement
Masterlist
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openminded-freak · 1 year
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I won't really request for a fic, but I have something else in mind!
How would Sally starlight react to a s/o who's really into theater?
I'm just curious since sooner or later I'll start making fics or headcanons for welcome home when I get to do it!
So, yeah! Hope this is alright!
- As someone who adores Broadway musicals, I love this idea lol, I'll be doing this in the headcannons because I'm lazy✨
Sally Starlet x Theater!Reader
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⭐ Sally loooves theater, and you do too, she comes to find out.
⭐ You were the one that introduced her to musicals, something that she wasn't familiar with before. The idea dazzled her. A play, but with musical numbers? How delightful!
⭐ You showed her different genres of musicals, like romances, comedies, sci-fi, and so on and so forth. They were like books in the way that they were diverse. You also showed her the different styles that musicals can take on.
⭐ Sally was enamored by it all. She didn't think you could be even greater than you already were, but you always proved her wrong on that front
⭐ You'd both stay up late together and watch recorded Broadway musicals
⭐ Sally's started the habit of singing love songs that she picked up from watching so many whenever she sees you.
⭐ It didn't matter where you were either, she'd do it even in public."Oh, you got me helpleeeess~" "Wha- Sally, not in front of our neighbors!-"
⭐ You'd have date nights where you'd stay home and bake cookies and make popcorn and watch movies, like Grease. You'd purposely pick movies that she hasn't watched before so you could sing the love songs to her
⭐ "You're the one that I want~" "H-Hey, I'm supposed to be the one making you swoon!" "I'm making you swoon?" "... Maybe."
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iicloudyiiddyy · 7 months
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I saw that you wanted requests, and then I saw that you write for sally face and I rushed right over! Currently thrown back into my sally face obsession lol. Anyways, could I request some platonic headcanons for a fem reader being part of the main gang? Basically just what it's like to be friends with them and being part of their group, what kind of shenanigans reader gets into with them, just friendship stuff if that's okay ^^ and feel free to throw some romantic stuff in there like who is most likely to develop a crush on reader. Hopefully this isnt too much I'm sorry if it is
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ᴀ/ɴ : AHHHH! I WAS SO EXCITED WHEN I READ THIS. LIKE IM BEAMING WITH JOY AS I WRITE THIS. DON’T YOU DARE APOLOGIZE!! I LOVE SALLY FACE AND HAVEN’T GOT A SF REQ IN A LOOONGGG TIME AND IM JUST SO HAPPY TO HEAR SOMEONE FROM THE OTHER SIDE AGAIN LOL! This isn’t too much at all and I’m so hyped to write this! Please enjoy! ♡︎
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INTRODUCTION 
I feel like it is Ashely who originally introduced you to the group
You two were originally pretty close friends and she decided to bring you more!
Now for the first impressions…
Larry would immediately warm up to you
you two would hit it off as if you didn’t know what the word stranger was!
Todd would sorta be indifferent to you originally
smiles and nods at you but goes on with tinkering with his projects 
But I feel like sally would be awkward at first with you..
Like how he reacted when he first saw Ashley…imagine how he reacted with you! 
He was originally worried on how you would react to his prosthetic 
But you never showed any negative expressions!
You had nothing but love and support to give!
And you were funny and pretty!
How was he supposed to react to that?
But as you guys hung out more and as Todd and sal saw how you interacted with the other half of the group they would warm up considerably more!
   NOW WITH THE GROUP!
I feel like it would be so hectic…
But so fun at the same time..
You and Todd would so have study sessions together! 
Sometimes Larry would join but we all know you never get any work done with him around
Todd and you could talk for hours about the most interesting topics! 
Larry would most definitely put his two cents here and there and it would always crack you up!
Todd would always be exasperated but Larry means well!
Larry and you would be the best of twins.
When I say you two get into the deepest shit together I mean it.
He’s your partner in crime what can you say?
With Ashley I can see her having painting sessions with you and sal would just be in the back struggling..
You guys definitely have treehouse hangs!
If you got into some demonic shenanigans that treehouse would be your go to.
You and sal would be smoke buddies, if he can’t hang with Larry than it has to be you
He finds you so endearing 
NEVER LEAVE THAT MAN ALONE WHEN HES HIGH
he can get so scared if his own thoughts…(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞
But one day you two are just chilling high asf and his munchkin of a cat comes crawling over 
Immediately you cherish gizmo and he cherishes you. 
Probs likes you more than sal
Sal already liked you but seeing this?
A fellow cat person?? Say less 
As soon as sally saw that he was never letting you go.
Now for the shenanigans you guys get into….
I can just see larry convincing you guys to try out this goofy Oujii board with cheeto dust he saw off E-Bay
And Todd’s like “ it would be good data..”
So here you guys are speed running through the halls because the demons wasn’t in the mood to deal with 5 emotionally traumatized teenagers..
May or may not have accidentally let more demons in Addison apartments
You and Ashley have friend ship bracelets. It’s just a fact!
Feel like you, Larry and sal would go to a gas station in the ungodly hours of the day and create the worst abominations with candy, Gatorade, packets of sauce, and yogurt and have you guys try them.
Probably pranked Todd with some of the worst ones..
For romance I would feel like Ashley would love to draw in you if you were her S/O 
(TW) : if you had sh scars are any scars of any kind she would draw hearts and stars on them
Same thing with sal, he loves kissing them,
making sure you feel the love he never got
For the one who would be most likely to develop a crush… 👀 
I think sal would..
If you showed never wavering love and devotion to that man he would just melt 
actually tears up if he showed you his face and you didn’t recoil back 
Like what did he do to deserve you?
Nothing bbg it’s all you
*sobs* give him love!
If you were with Larry I imagine you guys having late night drives…
Listening to ear fracturing death metal as you talk about your guys hopes and dreams..
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Tʜᴀᴛs ɪᴛ ғᴏʀ ɴᴏᴡ! I ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ᴍʏ ʜᴇᴀᴅ ᴄᴀɴɴᴏɴs!! I ᴡᴏʀᴋ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴍʏ ᴀɴᴏɴs ғᴇᴅ! ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ! ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴅᴇʟɪɢʜᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛ 2!
ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʀᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪs! ɪ sᴍɪʟᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ I ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪs! ᴀs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ ɪɴ sᴇɴᴅɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʀᴇǫs! I ʟᴏᴠᴇ sᴘᴇᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛs ᴏᴜᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ! ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ʀᴇʙʟᴏɢ , ᴄᴏᴍᴍᴇɴᴛ, ᴏʀ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ sᴜᴘᴘᴏʀᴛ! THANK YOU ♡︎
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alittlefanatic · 1 year
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so I saw that you headcanon Sally having a Moon side and I was wondering how you would interpret that
I don't see much content on that headcanon/theory so I was curious, maybe you could tell us more about it or write something? it's up to you really
also stay hydrated<3
Yes! I'm so glad someone asked! I don't think Sally gets mean, or crazed at night, but I do think her personality shifts! I don't have a whole lot yet, as we still need more to be uncovered before I could confirm anymore, but here are some of my thoughts!
Sally has a Moon side Headcanon/Theory
🌞 The reason I believe Sally does have some form of a moon side, is due to the door on her home! I know Sally is a Star, but even in her design, she has blue eyeshadow, which can only make me think she at least has a dark star/moon side to her!
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🌞 She doesn't talk about it much, as it only happens during the night and that is when most people don't go out! So no one is really aware of it besides Sally and the people she chooses to know!
🌞 While she is more sunny and energetic during the day, at night time she is very relaxed and mellow! Very much go with the flow rather than direct!
🌞 She can get very irritable at night more than anything! Things that she could normally brush off during the day she can't easily do so at night. This can often come across as her being mean, but she truly doesn't mean to be!
Angsty Headcanons
🌝 I fully believe that Home is controlling the Neighbors, at least to some degree. Hence, why some can't remember where they came from, or other things! So I feel like Sally would forget if she ever did anything with her moon/dark side out!
🌝 I feel like if things were going awry in the neighborhood, Sally's moon side would be more prominent and controlled. Being very irritable and almost creepy.
🌝 I feel like Sally doesn't like her moon side. She can't really explain why, but she gets very bad feelings and is even anxious. Though when you ask her why, she couldn't give a reason. "I just think something bad's gonna happen."
🌝 Sally would go insane in a way, seeming completely like a different person. If you were to say she was Sally, I feel like she would become very distraught about her own identity. "No! No I'm not Sally! I'm...I...who am I?"
🌝 I feel like she would become so distraught that she's not herself, that she would breakdown from it! "If I'm Sally why do I feel and look so different? There's no way I'm Sally..."
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crazydadd0 · 1 year
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Sally Face, Larry x tall s/o.
I love writing and will continue to write for different fandoms.
(Accepts requests❣️)
💙 Sally Face 💙
💙 I think Sally would be more than happy to have a taller partner.
💙 Imagine it from his perspective. It can snuggle up to you and hide inside of you.
💙 He loves to cuddle up to your breasts. But what a surprise they are at his height and they are so super soft! She loves them, but all of you more.
💙 Stroke his hair and he whispered sweet words and he will melt in your hands.
💙 In bed, she loves to be your little spoon. Your larger body gives him such warmth, love and a sense of security.
💙 She's not ashamed of being taller. He's actually proud of it!
💙 Here are some examples of his boasting:
"My girlfriend is so hot and she is obsessed with height. I feel like heaven with her!"
"I love cuddling s/o. I reach her breasts perfectly, they are nice to sleep on! I'm not a pervert!... Lying on them is like sleeping on a cloud!"
💙 Our bun loves all of you and will really assure you every now and then that it doesn't bother him.
💙 Plus, she can scare Travis with you. (Of course, if you don't mind.)
🧡 Larry 🧡
🧡 I will say this. In fact, it seems to me that Larry would prefer high s/o.
🧡 Firstly:
No He has to bend down to kiss you.
Holding hands is easier.
Easier to find you in a crowd.
You can easily change clothes.
🧡 You're still shorter than him, but you're still easier to do!
🧡 Rimcimcim in bed will be crazy and sharp with him anyway, but the 69 position will be easier and more pleasant for his spine.
🧡 And this is how you will be praised in a group of friends or strangers:
"See that tall one? Oh, that one! It's my girlfriend!"
"Wait! Are you saying MY Baby is too tall? What's her size?! I see you envy me! Don't worry it's only mine!"
Sally - hm bro?
"You know how much easier it is to do with her -"
Sally- No I don't care! La la la.
🧡 He will always be there to ensure that your height is 120% good for him.
🧡 You will have many assurances that he loves you and your height, Appearance. Wow all of you
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windtooweem · 1 year
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The reader as a mother to Sally. Sally is jealous of Lazari as a new child since Slenderman secretly hates Zalgo. I also would like Elizabeth Afton as a new family as well.
A/n: YEESSS I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Romantic with Slenderman
Platonic for the girls
They/them reader
Tw! Unstable parent,
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The girl’s desperately need a mother figure because Sally hasn’t had a mom in years, Lazari’s mom was emotionally unstable and Elizabeth didn’t even meet her mom
Elizabeth would get along with both girls well but doesn’t know how to feel about you
She knows that you’re a mother figure and the S/o of Slenderman but she never had a mother but also she feels the need to cling onto you
So she dose
Sally and Lazari have some tension between them but they really wanna be friends with each other but they think it would be wrong
Sally doesn’t cling onto you but she does drag you everywhere to play with her
Lazari is very quiet compared to the other two girls and she always wants you to read her a bed time story
Elizabeth really wants you to adopt her siblings too
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bluehairedboyhcs · 2 years
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Gang gets baked asf!
No one asked, but happy 4/20. A very late 4/20 by the way. I’ve been writing and rewriting my smut because I just think it’s cringe but ya know whatever I guess lol. I finally got around to finishing this though so here you go! ^v^
It was a normal Monday afternoon, save the fact that it was four-fucking-twenty.
The gang had met back up at the house for this momentous holiday. Ash was back in town and everyone decided to take the next few days off to celebrate. The previous weekend was filled with catching up, preparing for the oncoming holiday and reminiscing about the high school days when 4/20 always fell on a school day.
Larry would sneak joints into school which they would all smoke in the courtyard during lunch. Nowadays they have a much easier way of getting weed from a reputable and high quality source *cough cough* Todd’s parents.
When they had asked Todd’s mom for some, She didn’t even bother weighing it. She just grabbed a quart ziplock bag from the kitchen and filled it a quarter of the way. It was safe to say they had enough to last them the night and then some. Well, maybe not Larry, but everyone else.
Later that night they all sat down to smoke in the living room. After 3 joints and 2 bowls shared between the four of them Sal, Ash, and Neil were dangerously high.
“Why the fuck is Pterodactyl spelled ‘p-t-e...’ fuck how’s it spelled?” Sal asked, sitting on the living room floor with gizmo in his lap, watching Ricky’s Modish Wife on the TV in front of him.
Larry, who was also watching the cartoon, moved his gaze slowly to his right where Sal was sitting. “I dunno bro, I think it should start with ‘T’.”
Larry was a heavyweight compared to the rest of them. As much is to be expected of a dude who smokes atleast 2 joints and 3 bowls a day by himself. As for the others Ash is a heavyweight, Sal is right in the middle, and Neils got some baby lungs. He usually doesn’t partake but he figured since it’s 4/20 he would take a few puffs and call it a night. That’s not how it went.
“‘T-e-r-a-d-a-k-t-l-e’, Pterodactyl.” Larry looked back to the TV smiling. Sal paused to think, his very red eyes being the only visible part of his face at the moment.
“What the fuck are you talking about, dude?” Larry laughed, realizing Sal had completely forgotten what they were talking about.
“It’s nothing forget about it.”
Larry scanned the room to check if everyone was good. Sal’s petting gizmo while watching TV. Ok Sal’s good. Ash is playing with a Rubik’s cube. She’s good too. Niels laying face down on the carpet? Neils not good. Time to get Todd? Not yet.
“Hey Neil? You good?” Larry Calls out worriedly from the other side of the room.
Neil doesn’t respond, he just sticks a thumbs up in the air and flops his hand back down on the carpet.
Neils not good. Time to get Todd.
Larry hopped up from his place on the couch and walked quietly to Neil and Todd’s room. Sally and Ash follow behind, interested in knowing what Larry is doing but get distracted by the kitchen.
Larry padded up the stairs quietly and knocked on the door.
No answer.
He knocked again.
This time a very tired looking Todd answered the door with an irritated look on his face.
“What do you want Larry? I have class in the morning.”
Larry shifted his weight awkwardly, not knowing how to find the right words to basically tell Todd that he gave his boyfriend too much drugs and now he’s passed out on the floor probably spiraling out of his mind and Todd needed to go save him from his own mind.
“Your boyfriends not looking too hot dude, I mean you probably think he’s still hot, but I mean like he’s pretty high and I think we need to go put him to bed.”
Todd angrily stomped down the stairs, kindly picked Neil up, asked him if he was okay, (to which Neil responded with an very dejected no) and ushered him back up the stairs and into bed all the while shooting glares at the entire group.
Todd gave everyone the silent treatment for the next three days.
Ash and Sally on the other hand we’re having a blast. While Larry was on his search for Todd and rescue Neil mission, Ash and Sal were in the kitchen having a cooking competition. Whoever could make the best munchies meal for the whole group would win an eighth. However the prize didn’t really matter much because they were most likely to split whatever was left over the next morning seeing as they got the weed as a free 4/20 gift from Todd’s parents, but the stakes were a fun addition anyway.
When the dishes were finally ready everyone (just Larry, Ash, and Sal at that point) gathered at the breakfast bar for judging.
Sal went first.
“I present to you the macaroni monster!”
Sals dish was macaroni and cheese with bacon bits, hot dogs, and hot sauce, topped with more cheese (shredded), and those crunchy onions that Lisa always puts on top of the thanksgiving green bean casserole.
Larry takes a bite. Eh, 7 stars out of 10.
Ash is next to present her dish.
“I humbly present to you a creation that took heart and soul to create and I hope that you enjoy it.”
“Ooh 3 extra points for the fancy words.”
“What!?!? Dude that’s not fair!!”
Everyone was quick to quite Sal in fear of waking the sleeping beast that lay upstairs.
“Riiight… sorry.”
“Anyway, I present the ‘ramen? More like God-men?’”
And everyone booed.
“Terrible pun. 3 point reduction.”
“What!! That isn’t fair”
Offended that no one had corrected her yet, Sal responded:
“AaAaAaSsSshHhHh. ShUt ThE FuCk Up. yOu’Ll WaKe Up ToDd”
“RiIiIiIgHt… SoRrY.”
Larry got on to tasting Ash’s dish which was a semi traditional bowl of ramen made with cup noodle, a fried egg, green onions, and soy sauce. Eh 6 stars out of 10, and with her three point bonus as well as her three point reduction she still lost.
After a hardy meal and a brief argument, everyone begins to clean up the house.
After everyone was finished they were exhausted and ready for bed, but not before bringing a bowl of Sal’s macaroni monster and a glass of water to Neil to help sober him up a bit.
The end lol
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This was an actual mess but hey! I was too high to care both on 4/20 and today, so I just kept the sloppy theme throughout the rest of the fic. Anyway even if it’s not 4/20 when your reading this (and it’s most likely not) I hope you have a good day, and if you smoke I hope you have a nice bowl to yourself or with a friend today!
Bye! 💙💙💙
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girlboypersonthingy · 1 month
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Let’s make this adorable~ Sal Fisher x afab reader who’s all about romance. Loves cooking for him and sending him love letters through his locker. She’s just enamored by him and has to express it.
OOH OOOH OOOH!!! YES, LOVE IT. Gonna do some headcanons. I love this man endlessly 🩵
Notes: I write all characters as adults (besides Pidge VLD) so this will be adult Sal, therefore out of high school so I’m gonna avoid the locker talk.
Sal x reader-Hopeless Romantic 💖
Cook for him and he’s gonna lose his absolute mind. He will go back for seconds even if he’s miserably stuffed already- just wants to show his appreciation
The only ppl who’ve ever cooked a meal for him is his mom and Lisa so it truly makes him feel so special and loved.
LOVES physical affection too! Hold his hand, link arms with him, kiss his prosthetic, hug him often- he loves it all.
He’s a bit self conscious and might be timid when showing you physical affection so feel free to take the lead! Initiate the touch first and he’ll become more confident and return the gesture ten fold!
Just don’t stop touching him okay? If anything, touch him more! As long as he has you in his grasp or can feel you hanging on him somewhere, he feels secure.
Plz plz plz leave him love notes everywhere and anywhere! Sticky notes on his gearboy, long thoughtful letters left folded up on his dresser, more sticky notes on his bathroom mirror about how gorgeous he is.
And he leaves them all in their respective spots, just letting you add more. He can’t stand to remove the notes, it hurts his heart a bit too much.
If you remove them yourself and replace them with new notes, he’ll actually probably cry at the loss of the old ones. Like 🥺
“you…threw them away? Why?”
“To make room for the new ones, babe! It’s fine, Sal, they’re just sticky notes.”
“No…no they’re not. They mean everything to me.”
Starts to remove them himself and saves every single one in a shoe box under his bed.
You bet your ass Larry teases him when he finds the box and starts digging through it all while Sal is absolutely proud and happy to go through it with him, rereading all your lovely poems and compliments.
Don’t be afraid to call him cute pet names or show PDA in front of his friends. He lives for that shit. Lowkey loves when Larry and Todd snicker and make faces at him after you kiss him or call him ‘honey’. He doesn’t care, it just makes him feel even more giddy and in love with you.
MIDDAY NAPS IN HIS BED WITH GIZMO CUDDLED BETWEEN YALL OMFG BEST SLEEP OF HIS LIFE
Kiss the inside of his prosthetic right in front of him and let him know it’s so he’ll always be able to kiss you even when you’re away from him
Bonus points if you wear lipstick so he can see the kiss mark before he puts his prosthetic on.
Imagine he takes it off later around Larry and Ash and both of them are like “uh, Sally, you got a little something…on your face.” And he’s sitting there with a dopey grin and blushing cheeks like “yeah, I know~”
GOOD LORD, when yall are alone, feel free to pull his prosthetic off and just go ham with the face kisses. You don’t even need to ask to take his mask off when it’s just you and him, just yank it off and make out with him already
Gift him stuff! Doesn’t matter what it is- could be a dozen fresh roses, a lollipop from the dollar store or a shiny rock you found on the ground while walking to his house. He’s like a crow, he’ll hoard it all no matter how small.
All in all, he loves having an ultra loving and affectionate partner, just give him time to warm up to it and he’ll gradually start returning the favors.
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bingobongocheerio · 2 years
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Y/N: What does a cowboy cat say?
Sally: Kitty up!
Y/N: [about to say meowdy] Meo-
Y/N: What the fuck did you just say?
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michael myers, jason vorhees, sal fisher and cisco ramon, with an s/o who doesn't like talking
a/n: this is based on me, i'm not mute or anything but talking causes me huge lots of stress so i prefer comunicating with simple sounds, body lenguage or texts, ya'll can say reader is mute tho
warnings: none
requests: open
pronouns: none
Michael Myers
he doesn't talk either so he's pretty chill about it
if you knew each other since you were kids, his bullies would probably also pick on you
michael would defend both of you
you didn't bother to give attention to them
you'd rather do humiliating pranks on them
you understand each other in a whole different level
looking at each other is not even needed
it is as if you communicate telepathically
Jason Vorhees
another one on the not actually mute crew
you made little cards with basic words together
I don't think he knew how to read before he died so you had to teach him
But it was a really fun time tho
he let you put decoration on his mask
Sadly you had to wash his mask because of blood and it all came off
You mainly communicate through the little cards or body lenguage
Sal Fisher
Thought it was a little strange at first but he got used to it really fast
Learned sign lenguage so he could understand you
Passes little notes to communicate with you
Doesn't talk much himself so ge doesn't mind staying in silence just appreciating each other
A sweet couple 1000/10
Cisco ramon
For some reason he took a special liking to you
Like rambling to you about his new gun project or some random star wars theory
Wich you happily listen to
But he also makes sure u feel included and appreciated
Mostly by hearing ur opinions
Already knew sign lenguage
Overall a sweet man 10000/10
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tomsgregs · 2 years
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she sucks (affectionate)
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bonkers-4-hatter · 2 years
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Sally X Reader - Potions Galore
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In Halloween Town, there was a purpose for everyone it seemed, except for you. You were new to the town and the only ones to really be happy with your arrival and greet you were Jack and Sally. 
The famous Pumpkin King loudly proclaimed your arrival in the town square where you were met with blank stares as the citizens dispersed. 
Jack was perplexed by the town and how they reacted and quickly apologized to you before running off to find the mayor. Sally was more reserved and quieter and approached you once you were both alone in the square. “Hello there.” Looking up at the hushed voice you saw a woman with pale blue skin and various stitches along her arms and legs with a dress that looked like it was stitched together with different scraps of fabric.
You both clicked after that honestly. Sally showed you around the town and even invited you to stay with her in her little cottage she had by the cemetery since you didn’t have a place yet. You were very grateful for Sally and her kindness she showed you especially after how the townspeople acted toward you. The more time you spent with her the more you wanted to be like her. She told you what everyone did in town, what special jobs they had including hers which was making potions for the town and the people. 
You tried your hand at various things to find that special skill of yours, but nothing stuck and you would mess it all up. Waves of frustration and gloom enveloped you. You didn’t have a spark like you used to and Sally could tell. 
“What’s wrong (Y/N)? You’ve been gloomier than the weather lately.” You were huddled in the cozy window nook as you watched the rain patter down onto the window. 
“Do I belong here Sally?” You looked up at your friend who gave you a small smile and sat down next to you. “Of course, you belong here, why wouldn’t you think that?” Leaning your head against the cold windowpane you just shrugged. 
“Everyone has a special talent, a skill to help and I don’t have anything, I’m useless Sally.” her smile fell as the words left your mouth. Shaking her head, she grabbed your hand and pulled you up from the nook and toward her cauldron. 
Ever since you started living with Sally, she taught you everything and anything about potions. Potions to heal, poison, put people to sleep the possibilities were endless. Sally would always encourage you to add what you thought should go into the potions and with her support you’ve actually made other potions that helped with pains, aches and even ones to change the weather. 
“You do have a special skill (Y/N), you make potions! You just made that potion that brought the snow that Jack kept talking about, that took dedication, skill and passion.” Urging you to take the wooden spoon in the cauldron she simply said, “Make a potion, what do you think needs to be added, use everything I taught you.” 
Leaning down, you sniffed the base of what was in and thought for a moment. Frog’s Breath for sure. Grabbing the bottle of said ingredient, you sprinkled some in as the color changed to a deep purple. Next, it needed some Nightshade and Toadstool and you quickly gathered those along with some Rosemary and Fungus Roots. You were fully concentrated as you put the last bit into your potion and soon it simmered to a dull yellow color and a sweet smell of lavender came from the cauldron. 
Sally clapped her hands. “See! Another new potion! You have a special talent (Y/N), you just need to believe in it.” Smiling, you felt much better as your friend swept you into a hug. You were beating yourself up so much that you didn’t realize how much talent you indeed have. You were grateful that Sally was here to give you that little push you needed. 
“Let’s bottle this potion up and afterwards how about some soup?” You enjoyed that idea as you both started to pour the new potion into empty vials. Excitement ran through you at the thought of what kind of potion you made this time. 
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