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olegianote · 3 months
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I love your stp narrator! And I'm 100% sure you already know this, but secretary birds are also called killer queen! So does this mean the narrator gets called the killer king/queen sometimes by the other voices to annoy the narrator? :]
OH THAT WOULD BE SOOO FUN! I like when Narrator gets annoyed! Which is why this ask inspired me to do this little comic:
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nelsaqift · 4 months
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[tma au] maybe the real horror was the polish winter we had to endure
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J: Hey, at least now your hair “fits the vibe better”
T: Shut up
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J: Okay, okay, I’m sorry, I give up!
T: That’s what I thought
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genesis-quoi · 10 days
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My big-brained friend @nortedwayfinder and I like to imagine that food shortage is a prominent part of aosth. Sometimes the children are on the run for a while and can’t stop safely, or simply run out of money or friendly faces to rely on for charity, and that means they sometimes go days without eating.
Angsty, right? Haha (kinda) WRONG !!!
Because Sonic and Tails are masters of improv and being public nuisances alike. Tails gets nabbed?? He’s actually in the kitchen the whole time robotnik is busy monologuing, stuffing his face and stealing snacks to save for Sonic when he arrives.
Because if some dude is gonna burden you with the weight of growing up super fast and make an 11 year old and a toddler the sole guardians of the peace then you should be able to clean out his refrigerator. like fuck you and ur stupid shrink ray ivo im taking the thin mints
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thatswhatsushesaid · 6 months
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he won’t do it because he is so definitively not the type of man to express his anger this way, but post-guanyin temple lan xichen really does deserve the option to punch nie huaisang directly in the nose and face zero consequences for it.
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shiliria · 10 months
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The new and the obsolete special epilogue ✨
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pudgykookaburra · 4 months
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I'd like to have words with whoever says they drop fairly commonly. I've been in the coli for 3 hours and not a single of these guys have dropped
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istherewifiinhell · 11 months
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do you ever think- hang on lemme set the scene
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[ID from alt: 1. sun in sky near trees, 2. tree by water with light reflecting. END]
here take one
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[ID: 1. box of oranges, 2. glass of ice water. END]
[30 clip of ambient outdoor noise and bird calls]
okay we're good - do you ever think its gonna be okay? anyway.
wanna talk about elaborate and niche media interpretations?
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fishcrow · 2 years
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yea thanks. hahaha testing out how I make comics. Let’s see how it goes idk lol
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shiveagit · 10 months
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Snacks and streams while Mikey is on hero duty. ☻TDLR: GRATi misses hanging out with Mikey ever since he got a girlfriend. So the plan is to home-wreck this couple. It’s fool proof GRATi says to himself. If I take up all of Metis’s time than its less time they get to spend with Mikey..... wait- (then who hangs with mikey?)
Metis oc belongs to @turtsmcgurts. Check them out
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cypherdecypher · 1 year
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Animal of the Day!
Scarlet Macaw (Ara macao)
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(Photo from Chris Wood)
Conservation Status- Least Concern
Habitat- South America
Size (Weight/Length)- 1 kg; 90 cm
Diet- Fruits; Nuts
Cool Facts- Possibly the most iconic parrot species, the scarlet macaw makes its presence well known. The brightness of its colors is actually what keeps the macaw from being killed by a predator. When in a large flock, scarlet macaws are able to confuse predators and make it extremely difficult for the predator to pick off only a single parrot. Being one of the louder parrots on account of their size, their scream is equivalent to a jackhammer pounding through concrete. Strangely enough, scarlet macaws need large amounts of salt in their diet to survive. They get their salt rations by eating mud from river embankments hundreds of kilometers away from their nesting sites.
Rating- 12/10 (Add orange, green, and purple to make the rainbow macaw.)
Animtober- Salty (They eat mud to get NaCl, weird flex but okay.)
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caesarsaladinn · 4 months
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it seems my parrot's love of french fries was indicative of her taste, as she also really likes the mystery tortilla chips I got from the Slavic Languages Department's end of semester luncheon. fried food animal, after my own heart.
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It is me again with my odd questions um
I have a feeling that you may like pancakes... Do you like them?? 👀
If you do, have you ever tried pancakes with salted minced meat inside them? (my tastes are very specific. i am a weirdo 💀)
ooooh I do enjoy pancakes!! ive never heard of or tried that, but it sounds really good actually! I think bacon or ham would taste especially good in them ^^ I am indeed a lover of maple bacon, so I'll have to try it! thanks for the recipe ideas >:3
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omnihilo · 10 months
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Yo wtf is wrong with this bitch lmfao
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ishgardmuffin · 8 months
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People really are out there being like "The scions wouldn't date the WoL, that's so unprofessional they're work colleagues!" Like being a scion of the seventh dawn is some office job with strict coworker relationship rules.
God, shut up and let people enjoy things. Why are you so joyless? 🙄
They purposely keep the adult scions single because they're cool with people shipping. No one said you had to participate in any shipping, so just stop dunking on people's super harmless fun.
This take is as stupid as the people that were getting mad about Azem having no fully fleshed out canon appearance/personality because it was SE "catering to roleplayers" in this ROLE PLAYING GAME.
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thatswhatsushesaid · 4 months
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i really don't think it is possible for me to separate my feelings on the State Of Things In The Jianghu post-canon from my feelings on the State Of Fandom Discourse, which is probably why i struggle to muster up much interest in post-canon rehabilitation/redemption scenarios for nie huaisang. and it isn't because i don't like and enjoy his character, because i absolutely do. if you have followed me for a while now you'll doubtless have seen the screeds i've written about him, which i do specifically because i like him so much.
but ultimately the reason i still revisit the text and the show over and over again, and the reason i am still engaged in fandom discussions and discourse at all, is because of jin guangyao (and lan xichen and su minshan to slightly lesser extents) and how much he specifically rewards readers/viewers who take the time to closely read/watch his scenes with an open mind. and because i do try to prioritize canon characterization and actions first, it remains such a repetitive fucking chore to assert basic facts about jin guangyao--what he did do, what he didn't do, and what the source material intentionally leaves nebulous--and to ask, again and again, for him to be granted just a modicum of the same grace that is freely given to nie huaisang.
if the discourse was more balanced between both of these characters, maybe i would find those post-canon scenarios where nie huaisang finds peace and moves on and becomes a happier, healthier individual more compelling. as it stands though? nah. i love that little dude, but let him suffer (affectionate).
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killerchickadee · 8 days
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Hoping the incoming crappy weather keeps the cranes where they are a little longer. Cause there's uh. Quite a few cranes there.
There's a whole ass river under all those birds, somewhere.
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