#salty guy

[wildmrmix]

Hc Ponyboy gives people dirty looks if they’re making noise in class (ex: tapping their pencil really loudly). Like this man will turn to stare at you for a few seconds, then roll his eyes and turn away

He will do it repeatedly throughout the period and god forbid y’all share the next class too

#hes just like ‘do you make noise because you feel as if no one pays attention to you unless you are making some kind of commotion’ #dudes trying to focus in class and it annoys him SO BAD #salty guy #absolutely not projecting #the outsiders #the outsiders 1983 #ponyboy curtis #wildtalks

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 162

“So,” Danny drawled from where he was sitting, legs kicking slightly. Really, what a fun reincarnation. A world with heroes and villains where he didn’t have to do shit in and could just vibe with Ellie. 

“So,” Tim responded from where he was typing on his computer, mostly in civilian clothes save for his gauntlets and boots. The Red Robin outfit was haphazardly dropped across the couch and his pole leaning against the end. 

“Technically there’s proper procedures for clones…” Danny motioned to both himself and Ellie from where they sat on the counter, snacking on a plateful of scones. From Alfred, he was certain. 

“Technically, yes… but do we want to actually do that?” 

All three of them smiled, something almost feral in the motion. Of course not. They all had the same memories after all, and Bruce had just returned from the past, from exactly where and when Tim had said he was. Despite no one believing him, hence why they were in his boathouse, and not in the apartment or manor. 

“Think we can pull it off?” Ellie took a sip of tea, mischief swirling in her eyes. 

“Of course we can.” Both Danny and Tim spoke at once, one pulling up a new doc and the other pulling the whiteboard out from under a curtain. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #danny fenton #ellie fenton #tim drake #Ras: *Makes Tim Clones* #Danny & Ellie: Lmao we’re gonna blow up this place and go- buh-bye now~ #All three of them are salty about the whole time-travelling thing #Tim: Why is one of my clones a girl? #Ellie: Idk man but I’m not changing #Tim: Fair enough do u want me to make you guys proper IDs #They’re going to do mischief and make the Batfam think they’ve always been triplets #They have the paper trail to prove that the Drakes had triplets #Neither Danny or Ellie have powers but that isn’t going to stop them #Nothing can go wrong ever they’re sure #Why yes this is inspired by the Ao3 fic Twincognito Mode #Why YES Bruce does in fact think he somehow adjusted the timeline #And Yes Clockwork does do a little nudge to make their IDs & history *pretty* solid #He's back in Long Now eating popcorn and watching his new favorite show

[turtleblogatlast]

Love the thought of Leo just casually being well traveled to absurd degrees. Like one day they’re facing their new Big Bad of the year and like, Draxum or whoever says that the key to their fight is located somewhere in, like, Latvia or some place, but no one knows where to start.

Then Leo’s like “oh I know a place” and when asked how the heck he could know of one it smash cuts to Leo falling through the ceiling of said place due to a portal mishap.

Also love the idea of Leo, being as accidentally (and then later, purposefully) well traveled as he is, sometimes taking his family on outings to different places all over, maybe to some new Yokai spots he found along the way.

In these places, Leo 100% lets his bros get scammed by tourist traps.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #rottmnt headcanons #bro was so excited about buying stuff that he didn’t realize it was a scam until too late #so now he’s super sus of all that BUT super willing to laugh at his fam for making the same mistake #anyway yeah I love Leo being well traveled because it honestly makes sense? why NOT use your teleportation to travel if you can do it fast #all his portal mishaps in the series as well as that time he accidentally went to Paris (+ once a diff dimension?) live in my head rent free #Leo destroying the stall of some random family’s restaurant in Paraguay and having to work it off the rest of the summer #he’s just like ‘hey guys I’m heading out’ but doesn’t mention it’s for a part time job in a different country #he only knows like English and Spanish BUT he’s picked up on a lot of other languages too due to his misadventures #tho he mostly knows a whole lot of various swear words #leo about to tease donnie for getting banned from witch town only to remember HE’S banned from a place in Turkey: 😬 #he keeps trying to find where he accidentally put his brothers in Tahiti but he can’t find it and he’s so salty about it lol

[shima-draws]

Instagram is a website

#SORRY I’M USUALLY NOT THIS SALTY BUT LIKE. MY DUDE…….. #Does this person have no self awareness like. At all #‘Hey let me comment about how much I hate Piplup on your post about Piplup’ #Hey let me grab you like a squeaky toy and throttle you!! #Shima speaks #I never get this kind of shit on tumblr. You guys are angels. #People who can't appreciate Pip can catch these hands. AND PayPal me $200.

[hilacopter]

it's so easy to just. not engage in holocaust inversion. it's so easy to not call jews nazis. it's so easy to actually learn what the word nazi means (hint: it's not just a synonym for bigot or fascist). it's so easy to speak about gaza without weaponizing jewish trauma. but leftist goyim just can't help themselves.

#i check the notes of a post about nazis i just rb'd which had a ton of em #and the first fucking thing i see is someone going “omg guys literally this is what's happening in palestine” #yeah i'm salty #holocaust inversion #leftist antisemitism #antisemitism #jumblr

[intotheelliwoods]

lmao cleaned the sketch @dianagj-art

not shown: one getting into a fight with the cashier and being banned from the shop-

#the besties #2 arms left #one: I dont have any friends. but I will get salty when the restaurant gets this guys order wrong- #how could they!!!! #such injustice!!!!

[erial-c]

this is how i feel 80% of the time when the redacted patrons r postin abt early access and bonus audios and sneak peeks and stuff comin out and

#i am not salty i am just sad #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #love you guys though thank you for the updates 🤞🤞🤞

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

ethan desrved so much betterrr ususghhshshsdaaaa

#ethan winters #rose winters #rosemary winters #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #re8 #rebhfun #resident evil #resident evil fanart #he would have been the best dad ever :( #he really went through all of that just to kill himself in the end #the last time he ever held rose was when he had to give her away to someone else #this is why i draw ethan in so many domestic scenarios #im trying to cope #he needs a nap #someone tuck him in #hed have nightmares nvm #why did this normal guy have to suffer so muchhhh 😭 #software engineer kills like 15+ bioweapons BSAA soldiers left flaberghasted #i will forever be salty about the fact that ethan was let down by the people he loved and they were the reason he suffered so much #mia and chris had their intentions but it doesnt matter because their executions got ethan killed anyways #ITS TRUE! #u can say mia loved him and chris was just worried but it wont change the end result #ethan still dies in the end #(not to say that they didnt care about ethan #they just sucked at handling things) #long tags #ooops

[endivinity]

not me already having to beat people on twitter away with a stick because they keep! taking! my stuff! for their dumb little dnd campaigns!!!

it's not even that bc I know it all gets taken and reposted and shared around until there's fifty degrees of separation and nobody's going to see my wishes towards how my art gets used unless I paste 'DO NOT USE FOR DND' on it (and even then theyll do it anyway) but like. i don't see that. when someone just looks at my work and says 'wow! i am using this for me now' directly to my face it's extremely demoralizing and makes me just not want to post things if that's all they see it as :/

#it happens. i know. it's just so RUDE. and im not alone in this! a LOT of artists fucking hate it #i'm drawing these because I like them! and other people like them! and i want to share in liking them! #not for some random guy in america with not a single ounce of creativity in his brain to jump straight to 'how can this benefit me' #anyway please don't do that. i don't like it #inspiration/art practice/icons/etc sure. i am just salty about the particular entitlement dnd seems to inspire in particular people

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Free my man he did all of that but it was to save his father, mother, and six year old son from being mauled to death by a flesh monster, and as I discussed in this little ramble from last week, the code purple situation ultimately reduces to a trolley problem except there's presumed to be a near equal number of people on both sides, but Sparrow's children are on one set of tracks. "What about Walter? What about Erin?" Fair and valid concerns. Counterpoint, what about Hero? What about Normal? What about Mae Hailes and all the other people working for D.A.D.D.I.E.S.?

Or: Sparrow didn't "doom two worlds", he changed which world was doomed in order to save his kids. Know the difference.

#😌 okay okay. I will allow myself to be a bit salty with some of the takes I am seeing. #dndads #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 ep 48 #sparrow oak garcia #sparrow oak #henry oak #henry oak garcia #normal oak #normal oak swallows garcia #mercedes oak garcia #''we need more morally grey characters'' you guys can't even handle Sparrow Oak Garcia

[pommunist]

i’m seeing so many posts about this and it’s like ??? do you guys even know what an union does ? how it operates ?

why should it be for the community, the ccs, current and ex admins, as well as an actual union (btw this is a MAJOR union in France not a group of amateurs) to have do everything in their power to even try to get a word with anyone at Qstudios ?

Why should it be the people who were affected negatively in this situation, and the organisations helping them to make sure that things get better ? To try to right the wrongs and maybe even save the project ?

Im sorry but either Q himself or someone from his team should keep track on what statements are being released by who etc at almost all times if they’re taking this seriously. The union posted on Twitter, repeatedly, in multiple languages, in posts that gained a lot of traction, with their contact info attached what more do you want ?

I’m begging you all to stop with this mix of capitalism brainrot and babying everything related to Q already

#qsmp #discourse #main tagging this bc u guys are too confortable shifting the blame #should the union grab Q by his hands to make him open his damn dms too like #oh this is neg ? oh this is salty ? obviously it is you should hear urselves #i’m mad mad tonight

[merakiui]

when i was little, there was a superstition myself and other schoolgirls believed in that essentially went like: when you twist an apple stem, say the letters in the alphabet and when the stem breaks off at a letter you will marry the person with the same initial.

so with that, please imagine darling doing that at lunch and explaining the concept to [insert twst character here] and suddenly now they’re very interested in ensuring the stem breaks off at their initial. >:D

#meraki mumbles #for those who had crushes they would always cheat and skip over letters lol #the twst guys might do it too #‘what do you mean i skipped a letter? clearly you need to go back to spelling class’ - ace (who is salty because he has a name with a)

[onesidedradiostatic]

oooh can you share the one sided radiostatic fics you've read? I'm really picky about fics so get discouraged scrolling through them if I don't find what I want fast enough. So I would love the recs!

don't really have a lot rn but I can send what I have read and liked so far (but just to clarify just because I've read them doesn't necessarily mean I fully agree with certain hcs/interpretations the author has, I know it should be obvious but just in case y'know, still had fun with them though)

all of these are pre-fallout

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Alastor and Vox's first meeting went better than you'd expect. It's a shame their friendship didn't last.

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Recently deceased Vox attends a soirée with many of the big names of Hell. While there, he sees Alastor and can't keep himself away. He also can't keep his mouth shut.

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When getting Alastor to try new things, one must always keep his preferences in mind.

#ask #osrs.txt #there are some fics where I feel vox is a bit too nice #but then some where he does things I feel like he would do to like some employee but not to alastor #hard to truly find a balance #I know he and alastor used to be friends but I need him to read as the same guy who got so salty for years over a rejection #guy who thinks he DESERVES more #radiostatic #staticradio

[marimeeko]

Like don't be dumb, people, everyone knows that there is only ONE season of Bnha! And in that seaeon, Bakugou just HAAATES Izuku! Hates him so much he cries and becomes vulnerable in front of him....wait that doesn't sound right... and he also saves Izuku from an attack at the USJ...wait hold on...

Oh wait but Izuku! Izuku hates how Bakugou bullies him! But....wait, he expressly can't keep a secret from him...hates him so much that he...emulates him in battle at the USJ...?

Um there must be SOMETHING....

Oh! A BIG ONE:

When he was about to give up the entire idea of ever being a hero, the second he saw BAKUGOU, his bully, his estranged childhood bestie, was the one being slowly killed by a villain, he...

*checks notes*

Oh wait...

ANYWAY YEAH THEY TOTALLY HATE EACH OTHER

#bakudeku #yeah he hates bakugou so much guys #izuku is the most repressed mf on this planet #and dont get me started on the other seasons #the training camp?? emulating kacchan AGAIN for his new moves??? #just everything!?! #salty response to trolls #bnha spoilers #bkdk #bro be so for real rn #they like to pretend that season 1 is all that matters #no nuance no character growth #like fuck katsukis entire arc i guess #he did one bad thing and thus he is utterly morally reprehensible and irredeemable for ever #gtfo here with that bs media illiteracy

[taxinealkaloids]

so...John’s planning on pulling the plug on the world, right? Like that’s what he’s doing here?

I’ve just been turning these bits of ntn over and over in my head and tbh I can’t stop thinking about the description of 10,000 years of civilization as a first draft. John’s first resurrection didn’t quite end up how he wanted -- closest friends all dead, turned traitor, or both, fighting a war on multiple fronts, his only allies the corpse of his accidental bastard daughter and a twenty-something princess with cannibalistic tendencies whom he canonized as part of a failed attempt to revitalize his polycule-- but hey, it doesn’t matter, because he can just start over. All of NTN he’s in this depression spiral; he’s falling apart, he’s having orgy parties with his senior staff, he’s got at least part of his subconscious camped out in the comatose mind of a half-dead nineteen year old he tried to have murdered, treating it like a confessional booth; because right there, in the background of his mind through all of this, is the off switch. He can have his breakdown, and then just...let Alecto out. Erase it all, start fresh, and this time he’s got one attempt under his belt, he’s got notes for what to do differently, and so let it all fall to shit! Nobody else is gonna remember any of this anyway. Two worlds, now, that only John will remember. Maybe three, later; maybe four, what’s to stop him from redoing it over and over til it’s just right? 

The issue with that, of course, is there’s really no way to treat the world like this and still care about it in the way other people do. You’d lose your ability to be affected by life’s events after a couple reboots and then what’s there to get emotionally invested in? When you’ve turned a person off and back on two, three, four times and you know you’ll probably do it again the next time something happens you don’t quite vibe with, how can you possibly look at them as a real person? Are they a real person, if they only know what you want them to know and do what you want them to do? And once you reach that point, once people aren’t people but project components for you to edit, what are you even bothering with all this for?? John started down this path because he so loved the world; what happens when he reduces the world to something he can no longer afford to love? Might as well pull that plug for good, yeah? 

Anyway. I’m fascinated by the way John’s shitty mental state is dooming the world and it’s everyone else’s bad luck. The rest of the cast is out there fighting for their lives and he’s like *sigh* let’s try that again. take two, everyone! 

#so much going on w/ john gaius in ntn and i'm obsessed. God is tired of society and you'd better worry! #and i love that ianthe is apparently the only one in canon who's picking up on this. #in that last scene just before alecto wakes up she's the only one who's actually SCARED and you can just feel how incredulous she is #that everyone else is just FINE with what she has very clearly clocked as the start of the literal apocalypse. #from ianthe's POV the end of nona is just everyone standing around a big red button labeled DOOMSDAY and she watches as #literally everyone else votes to press it. #and she's just like guys?? GUYS??? and she's so salty cause SHE wanted to be the villain of this story but jesus christ #she wouldn't ever have gone THAT far #tlt #🥀