#salty?? me?? maybe

[bonetrousledbones]

so when are we gonna start appreciating undertale AUs for fueling a metric fuck ton of the creativity and longevity of the fandom because if i see one more person calling them the cringiest part of the last 8 years i might lose it

#trousled rants #been feeling a bit salty about this for a while but im letting it out now because i Can #but its insane seein ppl say “oh the fandom's mellowed out a lot its way more peaceful now” and agreeing bc it IS #and then “yeah now that AUs aren't so popular anymore its way more bearable” and its like :) okay #and if i told you that fan game you've been talking about for the past month is an au. what then #sighsghs its just like man i GET that a lot of aus are just edgy for the sake of it but shit dude!!! people were just having fun!!!!! #a lot of them were an avenue for ppl learning how to make their own stories!! even if they're not perfect or in character #making a shit ton of papyrus aus is one of the main things that helped me realize how much i love character design #and i KNOWWWW i'm not the only one and youre trying to tell me that's not awesome as hell!!!!! #yeah i probably i have nostalgia glasses but maybe i do kinda miss when everybody was a bit more insane actually . maybe i do #undertale

[kagooleo]

doodlin some joh’s

#kagoodles #trainer kris #trainer ethan #trainer lyra #rival silver #green background bc I’m a spinach head lately. and a mustard green enjoyer bc i had some good potstickers that had it in the filling #kris to me should be a little cartoonishly malleable. a smiling smirker. like >:] #i also think ethan has a little unevolved natu on his team. purely for the “you can evolve when you feel like it buddy” vibe #been considering what to make team wise for the joh's but a fun idea i've got brewing is that lyra and silver Both have chikoritas #i know he canonically has a totodile but i have a fun workaround for the future that i'm workshopping a lil #when getting starters silver thought he stole the only chikorita in the lab. then when lyra comes in elm gives her a Shiny chikorita #12 year old absolutely devastated hammering fist on the floor mad but he gets over it (but maybe still a Little salty) #learns to mellow out a bit with his potato dino over time and the evolutions for both of their meganiums have different flowers/colors/type #i know i've been out the whole month i've been unfortunately stuck in the post midpoint of the sem where the workload is Crazy #been prepping works for an art show at my college And getting projects done for deadlines and it is. a Toll #but I will get One illustration done. i've been planning out lyra's dress for a piece and the second to last pic is the test for it

[across-stars]

''this is about power, and who is allowed to use it.''

please don't portray the Jedi as oppressive, please don't potray the Jedi as oppressive, please don't...

#not to say I am not excited I really like the aethetic so colourful! #the acolyte #star wars #pro jedi #but then also ''this isn't about good or bad'' #that may be fitting in any other universe but the entire point of the dark side/sith is that it corrupts life itself #that doesn't mean it wouldn't be interesting and cool to further explore but the narrative should still firmly portray the Jedi as good imo #maybe I should hold me horses but considering previous interviews... #across-stars.post #not me retruning to tumblr to be salty #i have been in a funk lately anyway so yeah

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

vs 

#KNOX ART (me) #Monkie Kid #LEGO Monkie Kid #Monkey King | Sun Wukong #Six Eared Macaque #this is /lh bGKLSA;DMFAWE #drew these doodles a while ago but didn't post em cause i was busy with reposters bGKAMOFE #Anyway swk and mac is like if u had a bff that hurt all ur other friends so u cut it off with them because they won't stop and then they #started following you around and bugging ur younger sib to try and get to you and people expected u to apologize BGA;LSKEMF;AWE #k maybe I'm a little salty bG;LSKAMF;AOEW I MAINLY DREW THIS TO BE FUNNY THO

[justdurgeythings]

patch notes for patch #7

gortash no longer recognizes the dark urge

gortash's name is no longer "sickeningly familiar"

Orin will no longer comment about DU's relationship with gortash, so that it can better be "left to interpretation"

Wyll has been replaced by a slightly smaller Astarion

#bg3 critical #im salty. maybe its a bug. it COULD be a bug. #but larian broke trust already with the peartree letters that they removed/replaced without comment. #which im sorry but erasing a queer character's sexuality is homophobia. you can do homophobic things unintentionally. #enver gortash #okay time for me to take a deep breath and grit my teeth and move on.

[melina-mellow]

Yes I know there are post-canon ATLA comics.

But I simply chose to ignore them~✨

Some of the stuff in it is pretty good ngl, and seeing the Gaang slightly older is such a treat.

But I feel like the execution of certain ideas—while interesting and cool— leaves something to be desired.

#maybe i'm just salty that sokka didn't get a focused comic #he has some nice moments in the one's that he's featured in don't get me wrong #but i would have loved for him to get a comic on him and his life #atla #avatar the last airbender #zuko #azula #katara #aang #sokka #toph beifong #toph #suki #the gaang

[skitskatdacat63]

CC: [cheers heard in the background] Yes mate!! You did it!! Yes! That–that is a hell of a–[setup talk] Unbelievable.

FA: Copy, guys. This is for you guys, this is for you. This is for all of you, all of you guys. All of the the factory, everyone. Everyone, this is for you. Everyone [unintelligible], thank you very much.

CC: Well done, mate, I'm well impressed.

#for rosie!!! and anyone else whos never seen this bcs i certainly didnt #to me they sound like theyre gonna cry 😭😭😭 dw me too fr guys #and nando dedicating it to eveyrone is sooooo aoft #okay no offense to max i love him sm but god this radio was way better and way more worth it than his #both this and the dotd im salty abt bcs like okay sure they were battling up there for lead #but not for NEARLY as long as nando was defending #like maybe if it was someones first win sure but i honestly think nando deserves literally all the attention for this race #my dad kept making 'go away' hand motions whenever they showed max or lando instead of our guy 😭😭 #god this team makes me soooooo unwell #bur yeah idk!!! i didnt see anyone post this!!!! #and yeah its 7 hours or so late but IT MADE ME CRY OKAY #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #2023 brazilian gp #we do a little bit of f1

[lesbianbanana]

genuinely how was Dakota born? Does Bacchus sometimes come to life while Dionysus is at chb and randomly go reproduce because he's not confined to Zeus' rules? Did Bacchus just think the kid into existence Athena style? Was he just really fucking drunk one time?

#can just imagine dionysus/bacchus missing from camp for a few days and chirons like ah yes bacchus must be roaming #zeus watching bacchus roam around knowing he cant trap a roman god in a greek camp: oof #OR MAYBE HE DOES TRAP BOTH BACCHUS AND DIONYSUS THERE AND THATS WHY SOMETIMES HES EXTRA SALTY AND SOMETIMES HES RANDOMLY ACTUALLY NICE #chiron: kids stay away from mr. d for a while #bacchus: MR. D??????? BITCH CALL ME MR. B??? *CHUGS DIET PEPSI* #the campers: ???????????? #honestly when they learn abt the romans i bet half of them were like ohhhh now everything makes sense #don't even get me started abt liber #pjo dionysus #dionysus #bacchus #bacchus pjo #pjo #hoo #dakota pjo #camp halfblood #camp jupiter

[whollyjoly]

hi just thinking about how in s9e9 (taking the fifth) hawkeye gets a response to his bulletin for a night of bordeaux in the supply tent thats literally says "i really love good wine, and i think it would be fun to share a few belts with you. signed, chastity"

are we supposed to believe that's not implied to be mulcahy?? sir???

#the continuing saga of “em watches mash for the first time and has fallen in love with hawkahy” #i cant believe ive fallen on the hawkahy train but here we are #i continue to think theyre neat okay #can you imagine either an ep au where hawk takes “chastity” up on the offer??? #or maybe a scene after the ep where a upset mulcahy is a little salty at hawkeye for not choosing him??? #the POTENTIAL #im kinda obsessed with them your honor #...this would be a good fic idea actually #👀👀👀 #hawkahy #idk if im sold yet on this tag but #otp: button up your overcoat / you belong to me #father mulcahy #francis mulcahy #hawkeye pierce #em starts mashposting #mashposting #m*a*s*h

[guardian-of-da-gay]

for various reasons I feel pretty confident that in the Knuckles show/Sonic 3 they're gonna reveal that Knuckles and Tails are sharing the attic with Sonic, but honestly? tf they mean this house doesn't have ONE spare bedroom???

#various reasons include: #its a kids series and stuff for kids tends to push the 'siblings sharing a room is fun' agenda #also its easier than having to create a new set design/set #also it'd be weird if the new kids/one of the new kids got their own bedroom when they put Sonic in the attic #ALSO it's implied that Sonic lived in his cave for a while?? after the events of the first movie?? #and they dressed up the attic with his stuff as a surprise?? #so like... if they acknowledge a spare bedroom then they gotta say why they didn't just let sonic use that #instead of making him go back to his cave #and don't even get me started on how tf a sheriff and a vet can afford the small towns' version of a luxury home #maybe they can afford it cuz nobody's buyin a house that big that's only got one bedroom >_> #can you tell im salty about this house #anyway #scu #wachowski family #knuckles wachowski #sonic wachowski #tails wachowski #give them their own rooms propaganda

[genericpuff]

imagine not knowing the definition of fanfiction

i'm literally crying rn, how could i be outed like this

i'm absolutely 100% a fraud, i've been lying to you all, peddling you a story with characters that are, in fact, not my own

i'm sorry for lying to you all

#yes this is sarcasm #i'm wheezing lmao #it's fine if you wanna out me for being salty in my opinions or my intentions in making rekindled #but maybe bring a better point to the table than “fuck you for creating fanfiction” lmaooo #lore rekindled #lore rekindled comic #lore olympus critical #lo critical #antiloreolympus #anti lore olympus

[mahi-does-some-art]

Sakuya's gonna be real lucky considering he probably drinks Mahiru's blood once in a while. (But he probably wouldn't realize it he would probably just be like "of course this blood is delicious, it's Mahiru's and everything about Mahiru is amazing)

Since Sakuya drinks blood like any other vampire via having to attack humans in secluded areas, blood-bags or blood-bags, he absolutely would notice. Mage blood is better than normal human blood and yes Sakuya has likely tasted his fair share but I do think Eve blood would knock the socks off any subclass.

I think it'd be a lot funnier if nobody knew the blood of an Eve was so much better because no subclass had the balls to try to feed off of an Eve or died trying.

I don't even think any of the Servamps would have known. Mahiru is Kuro's first Eve and any blood he had tasted was both hundreds of years ago and in a time where he'd absolutely dread it regardless of anything so Mahiru is the only blood he's had that was at a time he could properly take. He wouldn't have been able to tell the difference because of the gap in time. And Tsubaki is the only one whose never had a (human) Eve and feeds off mage and human blood-bags like his subclass.

The rest of the Servamps all have had Eve's one after another and get their blood pretty much exclusively from them and the taste of any non-Eve blood they may have found in their mouth would probably have been cast aside simply because it was unwanted or they weren't in good states.

So Mahiru is like. The first Eve to actually offer his blood to a subclass and it's Sakuya. Kuro wouldn't have any problem with it as long as neither of them get actually hurt in the process and all the other Servamps are just "Good for them".

So I think it'd be great if Sakuya finally tried and nearly passed out after he was pulled away because he just tasted the equivalent of vampire ambrosia. The reaction would make Mahiru worry, poor thing www

But also the next time Sakuya feeds like he normally does without Mahiru he can barely stand it because it doesn't even come close. His tastebuds are fucked like Kirito and Asuna in that episode of SAO abridged lol

#servamp #mahiru shirota #shirota mahiru #watanuki sakuya #sakuya watanuki #blood drinking #that would put sakuya in such a dilemma cuz either he asks Mahiru for more blood regularly or drink nasty blood #also would sakuya end up being salty that the servamps are blood spoilt? i think maybe #and sorry it took so long for me to answer i kinda suck at asks sometimes

[cryptid-ghoulette]

Aether explaining to rain what he needs to do after his POTS diagnosis

Aether: “So just be careful not to stand up or bend over too suddenly, and make sure you eat plenty of salt, you need to keep your electrolytes up.“

Rain: “Does that include salty snacks?”

Aether, confused: “well yeah I guess so”

Rain, starting to vibrate on the spot: “Does that mean you’re prescribing me potato chips?”

Aether, furrowing his brow: “not exactly, but..”

Rain: “Thanks Aeth!”

Runs off to find dew and tell him the good news

#I may have had the exact conversation #not with a doctor but my friend who told me about the salt levels #maybe in Sweden it would be salty licorice instead? #ghost bc #ghoul hcs #rain ghoul #shitghosting #cryptidrambling

[clamsjams]

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i need to speak the truth even if some people won’t like it bc helmeppo used to be an asshole and did bad things in the past and can’t be uwu baby woobified as much as koby

#ACKNOWLEDGE HELMEPPO U FUCKING COWARDS #i could probs make a long post explaining this more but not rn #but i may elaborate if anyone is rlly interested maybe reblog or shoot me an ask #also sorry the captions a bit salty this isn’t rlly addressed at anyone in particular im just tired of helmeppo being overlooked #it just feels esp obvious to me when u compare it with how kobys treated in the fandom #op helmeppo #one piece helmeppo #helmeppo #helmeppo one piece #one piece #one piece koby #one piece coby #op coby #op koby #one piece luffy #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #one piece zoro #clam piece #one piece meme #posts from the ocean #image #image id in alt text

[hornet-s]

held her long and hard like a scream

#griddlehark #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #this is a wip idk i got tired of trying to render wet fabric. i will finish maybe this is an insanely cropped version but im sick of it #why do i keep trying to draw wet gauzy fabrics !!! stop it idiot #anyway u guys know in memoriam by the oh hellos. beside the salty water i will hold you close but you are far too beautiful to love me. #yeah #mine #wip

[seulgishaku]

Jason and Nico both think valentine's day is the dumbest thing in existence. Like why would you not give gifts to your partner anyday? Why would you not make them feel special every day? They just don't get it.

So naturally, they turn it into a competition of who can be the most over the top.

Nico's never really been good at grand gestures but no way in hell is he losing to Grace at anything. He shadow travels to a mortal shop and spares no expense at buying whatever cheesy, generic cards and chocolates he can find. (They have a whole section just for this stuff?)

He figures that's probably not enough to top whatever Jason's been trying to pull off for the past couple days (hes taking this very seriously) but he knows one thing he one ups grace on.

Cooking.

Jason can't cook for shit and he knows that and more importantly Nico knows that and he will be using it to his advantage.

Cut to Jason whose been working on something for days. He wants to win (duh) but he also really wants to make Nico feel special (in spite of the holiday, of course) so he's been building.

Or rather, sculpting, really.

It's a statue. Of an eagle and a crow that are making heart shapes with their wings. Gods he wanted to do so much more but unfortunately, he just didn't have the time.

He wants to have it painted too so another sleepless night he guesses.

He does get it finished though. And the day of the competition approaches.

Nico begins trading in all his gifts that he brought for Jason and Jason just. Freezes. Nico went out and brought all of these professionally made gifts for him. His favorite snacks and things like the brownies from the New Rome bakery that he hasn't had in years.

But when Nico takes him out to the plains near the strawberry fields, and shows him the dinner he made (made, he made it. For Jason.) consisting of some of Jason's favorite foods he knows he's lost.

There's strawberries and watermelon and carbonara and Jason sees fast food burgers that don't quite go with the rest of the meal but Nico knows he loves them despite how unhealthy they are.

Jason almost tears up. He knows Nico loves him but this competition (is it really, Jason thinks Nico's won by a landslide) has really shown that Nico is willing to go all out for him.

It makes his gift feel like an arts and crafts project.

Which is kinda what it is.

He feels embarrassed to have spent days working on it. But he'll be damned if he didn't show it now.

When they're done eating Jason takes Nico back to his cabin (and Nico almost thinks this is going in a different direction) and opens the door to his storage. He tells Nico to close his eyes and all Nico can hear is Jason dragging something across the floor.

When he's told to open his eyes he stares for just a moment. One awkward moment and Jason thinks Nico is silently laughing at him in his head, but then Nico pulls him into a hug.

Nico. Nico di Angelo just initiated a hug with Jason Grace.

They stand like that for a while. Jason gets over his shock and eventually hugs Nico back. (He swears he hears sniffling but he doesn't know whether its coming from him or Nico)

They both want to declare the other the winner. (Nico insists upon it being Jason the whole rest of the night.)

They spend the night together watching cheesy hallmark movies and eating the expensive chocolates Nico bought. Every once in awhile Nico will glance back to the statue of them (in bird form) with a dopey smile on his face and Jason thinks maybe he really did win.

#hoo #pjo #jason grace #nico di angelo #jasico #thunderworld #what is this #idk u #tell me #maybe if i had #a nico/jason #to spend #valentine's day #with then i #wouldn't be so #salty